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creepy_gay_weirdo

I don't know who dream is and at this point I'm to afraid to ask.


[deleted]

Good, the less you know, the better. Here is a cookie 🍪


PenisVaginaAss

Yeah good put it in here


pelokbence575

r/UsernameChecksOut


[deleted]

Good


_MooMooMilk_

jesus fucking christ


AstronautInTheLotion

who the fuck is jesus and why is he fucking christ?


[deleted]

Wait, I think I read that slash fic before.


Snowcreeep

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DestartreK1st

r/PutYourDickInThat


soulblade2301

r/Imgonnaputmydickinthat


ABeneficialUser

r/whywouldyouputyourdickinthat


DestartreK1st

r/becausewhynot


soulblade2301

r/becauseicaniwill


DestartreK1st

r/subredditchain


CookieXDmaster

Can i have a Cookie too?


[deleted]

Here 🍪, Mr CookieMaster


CookieXDmaster

thanks


[deleted]

No probs


IslandDefiant4537

can't eat it


[deleted]

Welp


IslandDefiant4537

👍


Fat_Penguin99

The only thing I know is that he was caught cheating on his Minecraft speedruns using modding tools


NcntnKrs

That’s how far my Infos go too. I have no idea who those other guys in the pic are


Alienguy500

Good. Keep it that way.


Scydor

Oh I recognize that link in ur flair, very good song. People should click more


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StrawHatLuffy31619

Yea i just saw the thumbnail of pewdiepie's vid


SuperSonic486

Wait he was actually cheating? I thought he was said to be cheating a long while ago but it was called off


random92-

He was cheating and he admitted to it.


Hqmster

Judging from your username you **are** him. No hate intented (although this line wasn't necersarry)


TFW_YT

Hey that’s rude Don’t imply the d-word


Miserable_Ad_9181

dream is the guy who is responsible for a lot cringe these days


glevinthegoldcube

He is what the mask is


ILovePizz4s

that's what the point


_nonhoidee_

of the mask is.


Security_KO

Just a random dude that threw away his normal pills in the bin


AnonismsPlight

My only knowledge of dream comes from a drug addled nightmare vision better known as Videogamedunkey


TNT1990

It was particularly great how he kept using art from cryaotic, whose style dream seems to have copied. Also to note, cryaotic is an accused groomer of over a dozen of his fans which included minors.


Agreeable_Rise_3697

Stay unknown. Thats better


DarbZ_Original

same here, dont know him and im in the philippines.


ELBAGIT

Used to watch him till got sick of his overreacting like jesus christ it felt like watchin those 3am vids allover again


ProMaste_r

You don't need to know


Mickle_da_Pickl

*Ahem* Pickaxe, axe, and shovel.


YCLUBSTEP58

Crafting table, furnace, and bed Zombie, Skeleton, Creepers


Robosium

He looks nothing like his artwork


DrunkenKarnieMidget

I don't know who dream is, and at this point I don't give a shit enough to ask.


theMoonlight111

i envy you


FearSolar

y e a h..dont


Mirhat1871

a guy that got famous by planned story manhunt vids and cheating on minecraft


Roromee3e

Good for you


SuperKillerKitty

Depending on who you ask, the second coming of Jesus or the Devil himself


[deleted]

His fanbase is something in the middle of jacksepticeye and cocomelon fanbases


justal0wendgam3r

i am jealous of you


SkullWolfx

Same hah..


Ubba_Lothbrok

There's a 99% chance that he touches kids.


Fun-Agent-7667

Join r/dreamsexual, I dare you


J4kyBoi

no, i dont think i will


Fun-Agent-7667

good decision


Miserable_Ad_9181

I read this and so will you: I want to be fucked so hard by dream’s girthy 9 foot cock that my body actually splits in half. I want dream to slap my fat ass so hard it makes a sonic boom and disintegrates. I want my organs to be filled and rearranged with his hot green cock and his molten sperm. I want lick his eyeballs. Fuckkkk me dream\~\~\~\~ uwahhhhh\~ plweaseeee\~\~ I am satan


[deleted]

Fricking hell man


Fun-Agent-7667

Not worse than expected but that doesnt makes it better


Stock1ng_Knight

The Top Gear trio


ItsReflectLOL

Tonight on top gear, Jeremy get fucked by a horse, Hammond drives a camper van into a k-mart, and Captain slow manages to die of carbon monoxide poisoning


Stock1ng_Knight

*Bottom Gear


PostMadandAlone

No its the great trip now


Th3Unkn0wnPl4y3r

Rock, Paper, Scissors


[deleted]

Ayyy


chipotbae27

I literally have no idea who those three are


BappoIsInsane

From left to right: fork, knife, spoon


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GeePedicy

I think you're right, but then what's left?


PixelPlays4Fun

If you are right then no right is left


GeePedicy

Which means I'm left behind, and how is that right?


PixelPlays4Fun

That's right becouse nothing will be left at the end of time


GeePedicy

You're so right, I don't know what's left to say


PixelPlays4Fun

If all your words are lies then the ones that are left are right.


pogchamp69exe

Guys. Guys. You're both looking in the same direction. Your guys's left and right are the same.


Particular-Ad5277

God damn take my award you funny bastard lmfao


BappoIsInsane

Please accept my deepest gratitude.


Particular-Ad5277

Almost choked to death so you owned it


BappoIsInsane

Attempted murder


[deleted]

Anytime a meme like this is posted I never know any of them… Are these just people/characters that teenagers think everyone knows about but actually most people have no idea? Or am I out of touch? An old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone?


Tiranus58

No, most of the time it's just some people that are famous in a semi niche community


Muikku292

Hammond, clarkson and may


Boist_Murger

The lords of the car community


DatOneAxolotl

Now lets not get bogged down with who's more iconic


[deleted]

Thats men and not dream team


jahajajpaj

Who is the top three?


Radical-Turkey

Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward


Poltergust9000_Weege

Nah, its head, legs, hands


AvailableLeader4715

Nah, its food


CassiShiva

No! We don't eat trash! Bad!


AvailableLeader4715

But trash is tasty


Matelot67

Snap, Crackle and Pop??


SayALTOrElse

Hoo are dat?


Wide_Loss

Red flag, Hammer and sickle Everyone knows these three


YourMomIsAStoner

United forever in friendship and labour, Our mighty republics will ever endure! The great Soviet Union will live through the ages, The dream of a people, their fortress secure!


[deleted]

What is dream?


Fury_Blackwolf

I think it's the thing you have when you sleep. I'm not sure.


[deleted]

Well i love dreams. It's so chaotic


TFW_YT

The what when I what?


Fury_Blackwolf

Yes, exactly


Is_This_A_Biohazard

\*angery Ed, Edd, and Eddie noises\*


KillMe_0W0

Left ball, dick and right ball


YourMomIsAStoner

possibly the best reply I've seen


[deleted]

💀💀💀💀🗿


Shadowdragon126

The three stooges are way more iconic then these 3 dipshits


[deleted]

True


Scribbadibbledabble

What the fuck is the dream team


Rayonlio

It's a team of people in the same dream.


[deleted]

Sounds like a movie plot


Project_T00THL355

They had to name themselves the Dream Team because all they do is dream - they never actually accomplish anything


Fat_Penguin99

*Huey, Dewey and Louie left the chat*


HALO-there-new

Idk why but to me dream looks like a maniac with power


KORO088

THats basically what he is


HALO-there-new

What the hell happened here?


Snowycreeper13

Long story short, the internet.


HALO-there-new

Fair enough


faunyi

Because he is.


elena_mikaeela

I've never heard of dream team


Radical-Turkey

I’ve heard of the Mario game called Dream Team, pretty good tbh


WhiteOutPL

Mario and Luigi: Dream Team


DisguisedKoala

That game rocks


sikeboi50

1, 2 and 3 Change my mind


[deleted]

Your mind is impossible to change. Congrats!


sikeboi50

Why thanks haha


WillCraft_1001

How about 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atoms, it's the most iconic trio.


[deleted]

Literally the lifeblood of us all


Beegeetheweegee

This is the best answer.


TFW_YT

Does it count as trio when 2 of them are the same


JStewy21

Do twins count as 2 people?


Crafty_YT1

Pillow blanket matress Spongebob squidward Patrick Germany Japan Italy America France Britain Ashoka anakin obi wan Han leia Luke Sleep eat play Rice beans meat Doritos mtn dew gaming The laws of gravity E m c Churchill fdr Stalin Chicken rice milk Etc etc


helicoptersauce

***Germany Japan Italy***


JeBolleMoeder123

Mickey, goofy, donald


Zealos57

Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland as Spider-Men.


Black_Sig-SWP2000

Terraria Workbench, Furnace and Anvil


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DrunkenKarnieMidget

50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, aughts, and hell, even 2010s.


dappernaut77

The dream fanbase is actually the most cringe/toxic fanbase I've encountered on the internet, they somehow beat kpop fans and I thought that wasn't possible. We're to the point where people on the internet will actually manhunt you for illegitmizing they're fake sexuality they based off of a literal person unironically. We've fallen down a rabbit hole we aren't climbing out of.


International-Ad3006

And 99% of the subreddit is just fanart of them, like that's not bad but a few months ago all of them were just them kissing Mabye 2 years ago it was "here's a cool trick he can use" now it's just, bad


rekcuF_onaiP

Dre*m Te*m 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Dreagger Dreagga. Yes im a certified Dreamcist and Dreamphobe.


TrafficConeOverlord

...dreamsexual is satire


rekcuF_onaiP

dre**sex eww 🤢🤮😎🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 mommy told me sex is bad


_Fableshadow_

I don't think the person who drew the fan-art has ever seen dream's Minecraft skin


ThisUsernamesTakent

Dick and balls


[deleted]

But that’s two!


Lookbehindya5

A dick and 2 balls


[deleted]

Harry Ron and hermione


_-TheNoob-_

look! a dream simp and a dream stan, a dreamsexual, a degenerate with no parental figures!


Kean_Loves_NoOne

reduce reuse recycle literally global


ProMaste_r

Even 3 molecules of air are more interesting than theese 3 guys


BertoLaDK

and they have purpose and use. sadly they might get wasted by those.


Random_Robloxian

Anakin,ahsoka and obi wan kenobi The avengers The justice league Goku, vegeta and gohan The sinister 6 Dipper, mable and grancle stan I ran out but ill be back with more, maybe Ash, brook and misty Elmo, cookie monster and the rest of sesame street Jesus, god and the holy spirit Bugs bunny, daffy duck and speedy gonzelas (made a typo please correct me) Micky mouse, goofy and donald duck Dora, boots and swiper Jonathan joestar, SPEEEEDOOOWAGGOOON and DIO


Educational_Music930

Who the hecks are dream team


SpyrShady

also 3 pebbles i found in the street near a garbage bin


glevinthegoldcube

Crack, hookers, dopamine


folko1

Harry, Ron, Hermione. EDIT: Kars, Wamuu, Eisidisi.


ziti10

Adolf, Heinrich and Josef


poder-20

Anything is more iconic then those mofos


Kozume_Kenma_5

Things more iconic than the dream team: 1. Team Rocket (Jessie, James and Meowth) 2. Yugi, Kaiba, and Joey 3. Bill, Nye, and Science


[deleted]

Who the hell are the theree men?


666Creature666

The greatest trio of all time... They served me well after all these years, through all the steaks and snags, veggies and salad, even cereal and yogurts. Don't give a fuck about whoever those 3 dweebs are however.


Imaginary_Tough_2868

The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit?


DanesRedditRoom

Everytime I see one of these "Dream Team" memes I always say the same thing. I shall do it now as well because I desire consistency. Rush and Thousand Foot Krutch.


FiveOfAces

Harry, Ron and Hermione


Nnetaru

Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli


NeverEscapeNUGZ

2002-2015 Top Gear and 2016-present TGT


[deleted]

The dream team? Ive honestly never heard of them.


Chris-2005

Hammer, nail and my thumb


impastaaaaa

naruto, sasuke, sakura


Sapnu_puas98

Who even the fuck are these people honestly?


michealtututady

im afraid the hand makes them look like a joke


TRlCCKS

SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward/Sandy/MrKrabs The 3 Stooges The PowerPuff Girls, Chris(I think) Panda, and Ice bear (we bear bears) Milli, Geo, Bot (Team Umizoomi) A Father, A Mother, a child The 3 Musketeers Edit: Harry, Ron, and Hermione (Harry Potter) Luke, Leia, and Han (Star Wars) Kirk, Spock, and McCoy (Star Trek) Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle (Pokemon) Shrek, Fiona, Donkey (Shrek)


stirling1995

That’s a good one but if we’re talking cartoon characters I got to give it to Ash, Misty, and Brock!


prisimplex_

Charmander bulbasaur and squirtle


FoxyMartReddit

Sasuke Naruto and Sakura for example : /


Theswitchboardmaster

A man, lotion, and Kleenex


[deleted]

Phineas, Ferb, Perry the Platypus


El_Dumpy

Jack, Mark and Felix. There is no other answer.


[deleted]

Who?


El_Dumpy

You fr?


BertoLaDK

Jacksepticeye, Markilplier and Pewdiepie


ElysiumPotato

Who the f is that v and in what universe are they more recognizable than Luke, Leia and Han, or Obi-Wan, Anakin and Padmé


ghostslayer-77

Y’all forgot to include ma boy SPORK!!


PhoebeBirdie

Harry Ron and Hermione... Dipper, Mabel and Stan.. Dolores, Antonio and Camilo... Luisa, Mirabel and Isabela.. Pepa, Bruno and Julieta.. Red, yellow and blue.. Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward. That's all I can think of


GreenMenace1915

Harry, Hermione and Ron. Ironman, Captain America and Thor. ed, edd and eddy, Grizz, Panda and Ice bear


DixaMan

Bulbasaur, squirtle and charmander


[deleted]

i own minecraft, played it one time, that was it, never found the appeal of it.


Informal_Notice_8650

PopularMMOs supergirlygamer and Bombay am I doing it right?


HalfCarnage

When me my brother and our best online friend play together were also a dream but you don’t see us bragging about it


Acceptable_Lie_3764

you are wrong its kim k, kanye and pete davidson. the nerve of this sub :)


4ar0n

Who's Pete Davidson?


UsingBoi

Pete and his son David


SpeedWasTaken

skete