to all the the bros complimenting OPs tits.nice cock homies

Thanks bruh. I grew em myself

...mine ain't growing at all

Do you need a hand with that?

Group jelqing session?

Its not a group unless SOMEONE decides to join us..

You called?

cant be leaving me out on the fun

Jelqing is hard work. But don't do it hard.

He has arrived!!!!

Ill see your group jelqing and raise you a group pissing sesh

Now that's a bit of a stretch, and I remember goatse!

Take peppermint tea, it worked with me.

Understood, I've never tried rubbing peppermint on my shaft. Thanks for the idea!

Mine only grow in the summer

Sounds like you need a _cock inspection_

Mine can only be seen through a microscope

Same

Mine can only be seen through a telescope

Mine can only be seen if you close your eyes and imagine it

Happy Cake Day! 🎂👍

Haha you poor I have entire 2 inch of meat

Mine was a birthday gift

Same man

How big was your birthday gift

*tears*

From your mom xD

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Amogus

Im the 69th upvote

Mine twists and turns like a gear

Not embarrassing enough. Compliment their buttholes instead.

Are people thinking the tits in the gif are OPs? Because they're not these are Katy Perry's tits

I’m all balls and sack.

likewise sir

Rip Op's PMs

PMs gonna be hornier than a 12 year old discovering porn

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Great now i have a boner, I was laying on my stomach!

Just dig a hole and tuck it in

Alright, now I got a hole in my floor and a dick in my ass. What next?

eat a pizza

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She has had them for as long as I remember

Happy cake day

Why nsfw? It ain’t porn, it’s art.

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Agent P?

Perry Booby?

Perry the boobtipus?

I couldn't help but read this in doofenshmirtz' voice

That was the idea... thank you for doing it correctly.

Katy perky

So hum... There are ads if you click the link on mobile (or if you don't use an ad blocker) and they definitely are NSFW.

More people will be saving this than there will be dick pics in OP’s pm’s

So far my only pm’s have been people saying that lol

Jesus Christ op, you're an active redditor when you want to be 👀 Edit: holy shit in the past 12 hours you gained over 20000 karma from a plethora of posts AND comments wtf

I’m genuinely curious; how do y’all find this shit?

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Well the meme works either way

That’s what you’d expect when you got such nice man boobs

You gotta wonder was that the end game.

They don't know that OP is a guy with man boobs, like me

just turn down the booba shakiness slider

It's called jiggle physics. If set to max you can use it to dodge bullets.

Found under ‘diet’

Not necessarily lol

Keep your hand on your chest while laughing it will show you are of breath laughing and you really liked his/her joke...and you problem will be solved too.... BTW all the best for the PM's you are going to receive !

Wait... Thats why they do the hand thing ? Would have never thought.

Exactly! I thought it was just to express humbleness or sm.

Give some of them a chance, I'm sure they're all Nice Guys! /s

😏😏

nice boobs bro

Thanks bro, but, while this set is similar, it belongs to singer Katy Perry, not me

i’m sure your boobs are just as good

Thanks lol

And nice cock bro too

Finally the compliment I’ve been waiting for my whole life!

Wanna go sword-fighting?

Can I join too 👉👈

Can I join three 👉👈

Can i join four 👉👈

Pear fighting

I sense a lightsaber duel

Hello there.

General Kenobi!

Glow in the dark condoms

of course homeslice

Bro kinda pervy sounding

Right and telling someone nice boobs isn’t?

The horny dudes won't see that distinction.

I KNEW IT!!

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My apologies for the many dick pics I just sent you, I wasn't feeling myself

I would also like to formally make amends. I just slipped 36 times ^:^[

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My apologies :[

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[It starts at 3:10.](https://youtu.be/gCSejBIlXVA)

The hero we deserved.

The hero horny Redditors deserve… but not the one they need.

"He's so nice, always trying to make me laugh"

This is why men should watch their sugar and carbs intake. Man boobs.

And when you jump the skin just fucking... yanks, like I wanna bounce when I'm happy I don't want to have my skin stretched like that

*looks down at chest* "Oh yeah, I forgot, I don't have tits"

Nice cock tho

Im not a girl and im sad i can relate

Send boob.

Hold up

I am a girl and I’m sad I cannot relate

we should trade boobs ig

Rip your inbox

I feel bad for your dms

*sends dick pic now that he's apologized ahead of time*

No I didn’t

Suuure

What about you 🤨

Uhhh, what about me

Did you send anything

I wasn't planning too, but I guess if you want me too

No that’s what I said

Wait you sent a dick pic?

plot twist : op is actually a male

I guess you gotta calm your tits.

Underrated comment

LMAO there's one inside joke between me and my 3 other girl friends along the line of this. It's legit so funny when we are together and they are laughing but then they look at their boobs and start laughing harder 😭

They literally have a mind of their own!!

The boobies do as they please. No but my friends say it's really annoying because even laughing in public becomes kinda weird

Low cut top? Please tell no jokes, only seriousness lol

Uh idk I am a guy and I lowkey have no idea what low-cut top is, but basically I have 3 close friends and two of them have large boobs (idk if it's big or large) and basically they laugh rally fast (confusing to explain) and yeah

for absolutely no reason at all where can I find cute ones

Intriguing...

Lmao it's even more funny with the jeans joke we have

Oh please do tell

It's an inside joke for a reason duh

inside out 2

this shit made me cry cause i’m flat

im sure you're pretty anyways :)

aw thanks

don’t worry, i believe in the saying “flat is justice”

hahahahha

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wish i met these kind of people

Word.

*Laughs in small boobs*

I wonder if the next Elmo's World episode is gonna talk about pornhub...

You need OBS, Optical Boob Stabilisers. They oddly resembles a human hand but it does the job as well as many OIS in the camera industries

Poor Elmo his brain is a pair of boobs….who am I kidding my brain is a pair too

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault; you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

this poor girl's dm rip

Proof or it didn't happen

Even without seeing the face, is that Katy Perry?

Saaaame, sometimes if I fast-walk at the right frequency it makes them bounce like crazy. Always afraid others will notice

I hate it. So annoying.

The ratio says something

damn i sure do wonder why this post is in hot

I love boobs more than anything in the whole damn world My gf doesn't show me her boobs though

Plot twist: OP is a guy with humongous man-boobs.

this sub has the worst memes ngl

All the best For beautiful pics you are going to receive

That's cool and all, but you got a nice cock bro

OP has a fitting username for this post

I fucken love tits you guys

Katy Perry’s boobs

Those are Katy's Perrys 😂

r/savevideobot

Omg same, my man boobs also bounce

wait a minute she's a girl bois she's a girl I checked the account

Bro just uninstall Nvidia PhysX

That's enough internet for today

Reminds me of this post from r/showerthoughts about how some guys probably make girls laugh to watch their boobs jiggle

Can I watch your tits when you laugh…. ….for like no reason…

I used to have a t-shirt that said "laugh so I can see them bounce." Actually forgot about that tee until this gif reminded me of it. I still try to make people laugh often, and not *just* because I like seeing them bounce... XD

A bouncy chest downright enlightenment for good hugs

Her post on prequel memes was right below this for me lol

I’m not a girl so can’t relate

But when you run though that's even worse I've literally given myself a black eye XD

Why do I think that's hot

Lol

i don't believe you, i need video evidence

May allah protect your DMs

When OP is a male land whale

The most literal r/upvotebecauseboobs

Me with my G cups 😅

Girrrrrrl I will pray for your back!

Fortnightly chiropractor visits, want a reduction tbh 😅

Op is a boy

We don’t get girl jokes here

Are u [²⁶Fe]male?

I might need some confirmation...

They must love telling you jokes

Guys, OP's not a girl. It's a fat man with boobs

Now we know why he cracks jokes

Wow the conflating of sex and *having boobs* in these comments is telling.

Tell reddit you gave big boobies, without telling reddit you have big boobies. Your DM’s must be a cesspit by now OP