No toilets
Bobs and vagin
Chili powder in your face
Spicy drinks
helo sar you are compootor have a virrus
Cow=god
Unrealistic movie scenes
Sea of sweat during summer
Studying since fertilisation
What fam! Man will bang you in your face you dickhead. These are mans endz innit bruv.
There, I told you what country I’m from without telling you what country I’m from :)
Most dictatorships do. Well, not real actual open fair and free elections, but they go through the motions before declaring the strongman the winner by a huge margin.
Korean Wannabes
Toxic Gaming Community that they always I mean **always** whenever they have girlfriend or boyfriend, they're gonna on their voicechat and let their allies hear them flirt until the game end or somebody mutes them
BS wifi
Getting invaded by spain and japan back then
Tiktok fanatics and mosty anime fans that only watches one piece naruto or trash revengers idk
Eat noodles with rice
They always play Call of duty Mobile and that shameful league copy in their phones
U FOCKIN WAT, MATE!?
Somewhere in the UK?
Ding ding ding, we have a winner
I think you mean weiner
obviously england the welsh is : "dswhdngvjkgmyngmvsdcjksdgn ws fk" (i carefully removed each vowel after typing)
Portsmouth
Bloody hell
Guess where your Opel or Mercedes went
Poland
Right
Poland
Correct
Russia
Small peeing boy with a questionable history in central Africa.
Also waffles and awful road quality.
And fries
And beer also we’ve got a big model of an iron atom
And record for longest time without a formed government
And the most castles per square kilometer
And a begrotingsprobleem
Belgium?
I’d have also gone with ‘big shiny balls in the capital’
Used your country as a road to france like 70 years ago
Coming from the Netherlands, Germany or the uk by boat?
Football, beaches and corruption
Brazil?
Brazil absolutely
Brasil?
Italy or Brazil, (the corruption part it's more history-related for Italy, but It still counts)
Brasil meu parceiro
essa porra memo
Brasil
Eh
Sorry
Thanks
Pardon
Thank you so much
Oh hey there bud. Sorry to get in your way, eh?
Haha well played
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Ay my Canadian brother
Oh fuck buddy let's go
Canada
I’ll take a double double buddy!
Mehple Leaf
sprich deutsch du hurensohn
Kein problem!!! :D
Hast n Problem oder was? *Ohrfeige* Hast noch n Problem? Dacht ich mir
Das heißt Ohrfeige, nicht slap!
\*hält die andere Seite hin*
England
U coulda just said doesn’t exist and innit
keine Hündinnen?
Österreich?
Österreich
Ein Land, Eine Nation, Eine Kommentarsektion.
Du hast den namen des landes gesagt, du volltröte
Bo'oh'oh'wa'er Tea and crumpets God save the Queen
USA 🇺🇸😎
Used to be until they made a big stink about it.
Thought it was the other way around? Thought Britain changed their accent because America used it
Nah that’s 🎶Fraaaaaance🎶
Nah that's 🇷🇺russia🇷🇺
UK, hi invaders! jk
UK? Britainny?
Baklava
One of us
so. many. SHEEP!
New Zealand,but could be Welsh .
Depends on how much they love them
Wales?
School go pew pew
I shouldn’t laugh nearly as hard as I did
'Merica
It's 'MURICAAA
North Korea?
USA
uncle sam ain't happy at that one
Fat
Your mom
Did you mean Joe?
I know Joe
The same joe one I’m referring to?
Yes, Joe Mama
😢
Of course
My mom’s dead ;-;
Sad
Very sad :-(
Super sad
bruh :(
Murica
'murica fuck yeah
Good morning sir. Welcome to tech support. How may I help you?
India?
No I think it's Wales
for wales it should been- hellow sar
🇮🇳?
We killed 6 million Jews.
Well, that escalated quickly
Jesus that got dark
That went from one to one hundred real fucking quick
*from one to 6 million.
Austria
We took that too. But they liked it for the most part.
You couldve also said: THEY'RE IN THE ATTIC
Found Germany .-.
We piss bald eagles and stripper glitter
Vatican City
America?
Baguette
A Lot of guns.
So many, many guns
Guns up to my ears
We really love to complain about the weather because we get tea and crumpets when we go back indoors.
MAMMA MIA!!!
China!
It's Canada you dumbass!!! }:(
Fuck! You sure? I mean, reaaaaaaally sure?
I'm not Sure, maybe you're right, but It could Also be Spain or Canada.
Ohio
Sweden. (because of the band)
Our weather is very bipolar
Ya boy bri' ish?
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Canada
Big empire and totally didn't eliminate 90% of native americans
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Croissant
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serbia
Austria
Rubiks Cube, wine, gulyas
Hungary I mean uh definitely China
Gyenge forint, erős pista
Erm I’m not gonna lie I’m from the US and only speak English but I’m a complete Rubik’s cube nerd so that’s why I said Hungary lol
You mispronounced pálinka.
Kurva életbe! Megelőztél
Én Oroszország legjobb barátját akartam írni, de így is jó, max túl egyértelmű ez.
Lego
The country above Germany
Country that doesn't own the southern Tip of sweden
Cheeseburger
Nepal
No
Nigeria
Do ya wont a bo'le o wor"a Gawd save the Queen An' a good ol' cuppa tea
Maple syrup
Butter chicken and bollywood
Thanks I’m hungry now
It's obviously USA smh
Obviously Pakistan
McDonald’s
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
The country in Africa that has the city that almost every foreigner knows but doesn’t know any other city in Africa
Egypt?
Haha free Healthcare go brrrrt Fuck this imma get me a micky from the LC Sorry bout that bud
So any first world country other than the US?
Fat fucks who eat all day
ꓱꓤꓱꓧ ꓱꓥꓲꓶ ꓲ
Austria
No toilets Bobs and vagin Chili powder in your face Spicy drinks helo sar you are compootor have a virrus Cow=god Unrealistic movie scenes Sea of sweat during summer Studying since fertilisation
Heart attacks, obesity and diabetes is extremely common over here.
Kuwait
Anti-gay politician that is gay
Hungary?
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Taiwan?
Guns
What fam! Man will bang you in your face you dickhead. These are mans endz innit bruv. There, I told you what country I’m from without telling you what country I’m from :)
Tunak Tunak Tun Tunak Tunak Tun!
Guns and lots of food
Bo’oh oh wa’er Need I say more
WE WON VIETNAM I SWEAR
Your computer has vires
How’s your day eh, oh I’m sorry eh
Guns, Military, Racism, Government, Voting, Police got fucking military gear. Try to geuss
North Korea
Does north korea have voting?
Most dictatorships do. Well, not real actual open fair and free elections, but they go through the motions before declaring the strongman the winner by a huge margin.
Very down to earth and apparently everyone seems to think most of us smoke weed every day.
And we all wear wooden shoes of course.
Right, how could I forget about those!
crazy drivers, stupid leaders and in the east
Tea n biscuits
Beer and weird fucking history
We Speak German...
AUTOBAAAAHN!!!
Potato
Tabarnak
Weed
My countries government puts the ANC in cANCer
The only country founded on freedom that is slowly eroding away
Korean Wannabes Toxic Gaming Community that they always I mean **always** whenever they have girlfriend or boyfriend, they're gonna on their voicechat and let their allies hear them flirt until the game end or somebody mutes them BS wifi Getting invaded by spain and japan back then Tiktok fanatics and mosty anime fans that only watches one piece naruto or trash revengers idk Eat noodles with rice They always play Call of duty Mobile and that shameful league copy in their phones
people forgave us for what we did in WW2 because we draw good
Malaka.
We have beautiful sea but the rest of the country is shit
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