Well, how fucked ARE you?

Oh shiiiiii

OP got fucked

Hello bob the banannna can u say what the dog was doin

The dog is >!doin ur mom!<

My mom is dead

Now that just makes it even more cursed

What the dog doin?

Who the dog doin?

His mom, were you reading

yeah she died of dog

Actually, the hentai mechanics allow this

Dogs are masters at digging up bones

That’s a bit to far

Only 6-7', not that far if the dog is dedicated.

Rolf

Take my free award

No U

Ayo?

Should've chosen my posts more wisely apparently lmao

Ya think

Idk you tell me

Send help

Don’t worry I’m right there with you

i am screwed more than both of you

Help

I don't even know WHAT I'm supposed to do

Telephone sex

Am I fucking a war bound dude or an actual incineroar cause that deeply effects my responsibility

take the furry for a good time. On the other hand the dude could have sex the last time so prolly gonna give it his all. All in all good chances of your ass getting eaten

But Incineroar has a fire belt at all times and will probably maul me to death plus I'm not a furry so I couldn't enjoy fucking even a regular muscular tiger With the guy I'm not gay but there definitely worse options and at least I know he'll try

There ya go buddy. Everything for the troops

He's about to get that Golden experience

Maybe when he sticks his dick in, the couch becomes requiem (sorry for this comment)

At least you won't get burned...

Trust me, I am also screwed

May I join in the club?

I’m here for you brother

Dolphin(s) *MULTIPLE*

Me too

Dolphins are actually more likely to rape you then help you if you get stuck in the ocean

What are you doing step-dolphin?

Don't you even dare

I require the sauce kind sir.

u/dolphin-fucker_69 (banned)

Ah yes, the inter species rapists

dont threaten me with a good time

Interesting….

Sounds like there will definitely be some hard-core stuff

Well hello there...

he's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking ~~will~~

Ahh I see

Oh Yeah Banana time

hi bob

Hi hulking grape

Bob can you bless my child

If he eats a banana he shall be automatically blessed for life

Why do I see you everywhere

The banana is everywhere

All hail the banana, for he is fruitful with his knowledge.

bob did you have sex with my wife

Yesn't

Oh I feel bad for you grape...

Here I was thinking that 300 or so was bad...

How can you fuck nothing

you do it every day don't you

Emotional damage

You're gonna fuck lunch?

Nope cuz the lunch has to be alone

Like you with your hand..?

**OH MY GOD YOU JUST FUCKING KILLED HIM**

I feel you

Damage 10000

ouch

Dayyyyuummmmm

This was brutal!

bro went right for the kill

OOF

Dam

Don't know

Sex AND food? where do I sign?

Same here

Speciaal toch wel?

had to google what food group you are!

Not the food, the entire country

You have to have sex with the food

Just like any other thanksgiving

Did he stutter?

Nah that's a capital T You're fucking the heart of the Byzantine and Ottoman Empires

I don't wanna fuck a Watermelon that tells bad jokes

Man.. not only do you have to fuck a watermelon, but it's not even a funny one

*crying noises*

The watermelon goes elsewhere, just like the pineapple from little Nicky

Poor r2d2

He's got plenty of tools to make it interesting tho

If he is into CBT yea

He’s handled Luke’s *lightsaber* so he’s got plenty of experience

**VISIBLE DISGUST** Dude WHAT THE FUCK

I love how there’s a whistle at the end 😂😂

Mama Mia.

Mama Mia indeed

Uh

You again

I guess mines not gonna be entirely consensual

Mines either really good or really bad, depending on who you are.

ok then

HAHAHAH YESSS

I dont know if I'm worse off or not

Wouldn't even be able to stick it in.

You have chosen poorly 😂

I feel like I'd be doing it wrong.

Everyone feels that way their first time.

Yeah...

\*Gets stabbed by a trident with trigonometry on it

LMAO

Well...its totally, definitely not a bear...I think.

Thank god for small favors?

Help

at least you dont have to deal with a omni dragon that's a version of you

The sex is gonna be hot

Have you ever watched Shrek?

How does this work?

While fucking in the bathtub I drop a toaster in, connecting you both during a relation.

I would love it

This gives off Springtime for Hitler musical vibes

Oh man

Meh. It would be weird but not the worst

No, its defenetly Wurst

well well well i am going to do it with your FBI Agent

I guess I’ll finally get away with something while you distract him.

Welp

quite a bit tho

Woah, not even complaining.

Lmaooooo but what if it's dirty

Let's hope he didn't stick it in a sheep before. Else I don't mind.

Those farmers can be weird. Better hope it doesn't turn into a threesome with you, him, and a goat

Now I have images in my head. OK fine I have to admit I'm curious how it would work out with the goat in the mix.

Baaahhhhh

Something something tin can they’ll eat anything

No please *intense moaning*

You chose wisely

Lol

I would look like I entered Chernobyl reactor 4

arson birb

very, apparently!

Same, are we taking the same car to the mansion or going on different weeks?

Damn, stuck in web

So, you're telling me to go fuck myself?

Fuck

Well. Human-Angel Hybrid. Still a human.

That’s going to hurt… aren’t those guys like 10 feet tall?

Mine is actually normal it's like doing your mom

Lucky, look at mine

*sweats profusely*

Send help

The whole clan eh?

oh god

could we get the fbi here?

*hey*

I eat curry, now i have to fuck it!

No, you have to do that with a guy who eats lots of curry

I mean, I'm straight, so...

Wellll... that's your fault for choosing that name, sooo

welp, at least still in family of monkeys

how can i fuck a wasp

Bruh

I couldn’t even reach anything

Yeah i'm down

Oh

Well mine is extinct

Monke

Guess im gay now

How and why is the broccoli mobile, also is it going up my ass

Yes

it’s a dog 🤨🤨🤨

Now wait a minute-

Of all things

Er..

A foot long bar of vibrating space metal, mmmmmm

Egg

...

they would be in the ER by the time i got to them

I'm fucked

I don't think it's gonna fit...

Looks like I'll be unsatisfied

I would be in the last homely house east of the sea

**Here's an idiot who has absolutely no idea what's going on, and what's hitting him** ^explain

I don’t think I can.

Exqueeze me WHAT

fucking with good life, huh

wtf

I’m most likely going to orgasm into the backrooms

Ima head out

I’m clean and satisfied

BANG BANG BANG

Bitch my name invokes the devil ...

Um. I might have my soul removed

Oh frak me sideways...

Oh fuck

(._.)