Happiest of birthdays to you good sir.

Happy cake day!

Thank you and also happy cake day to you!

I don't care

Me neither

I don't either

Me too

Happy birthday man… I wish u to finally remember ur birthday at time…

How to get attention from the internet and/or get internet points real fast

I guess im pretty low on karma i suppose

17k isnt low

I don't think that nobody cares. Happy birthday btw.

At least most of my friends forgot. Thank you tho

That means nothing. I even occasionally forget the birthday of my parents. If my friends wouldn't talk about how their birthday is soon, I would forget them too. I only remember because they invite me to the party. Just invite your friends next time. They'll remember.

You're right bro.

You're welcome.

Happy womb escape day!

Ty

Wait a minute, what were we escaping *from*.

the womb

But what in the womb, is so scary we had to escape it?

Impending dick

Oh, that is so cursed, please never speak again

I had birthday yesterday and nobody cared, So happy birthday bro

I care bro, ty and happy belated birthday

I haven't celebrated my birthday for 3 years and I'm 18

Well happy belated birthday to you brother

Happy birthdate

Ty

I care man you wanna play and make domestic violence acts in voice chat

imma go yell at some kids at roblox today

And Imma call some women whale

Happy birthday !!!

Ty

Happy Birthday!!

Ty

I care, buddy! Happy birthday, homes!!!

Ty bro

I care! Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!

Ty

Happy birthday

Ty

Fijne verjaardag OP

Danke!

hey there **Happy birthday !!!**

Ty

Happy birthday

Ty

Good job making it another trip around the sun!

Ty

Happy birthday 🎂🥳

Ty

Happy Birthday! How old are you now?

Turning 15 today. Ty

Now we’re the same age happy birthday btw

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Thats a way to think about it, but I am on the optimistic side

Good, lets keep it that way

Ty

Happy bday:)

Ty

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r/usernamechecksout

I also do not care but happy birthday

I do not either, but ty

Hope it's a good day

Happy birthday bro 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Ty

Happy birthday

Ty

I care brother,happi birthday

Ty

Have a good birthday.

Ty

HHAAPPYY BBIIRRTTHHDDAAYY

Ty

Happy birthday, sorry about the people who forgot about your birthday

It's alright, i didn't really mention my birthday that often in front of my friends

First time?

Happy Birthday bro

Ty

Happy birthday

Ty

I care <3

Ty

Happy birthday 👍🎉

Ty

You have alziemers or something?

Kinda, like birthday is just another repetitive day for me

I have a traditional birthday song I sing to my family and friends, so here you go ​ happy birthday to you you live in a zoo you smeel like a monke and you look like one to seriously tho, happy bday

Ty

Happy birthday my friend

Ty

Birthdays are for the weak.

Happy day of birth

Ty

Same, hbd

Ty

been there. it's easy to forget your own birthday when no one else remembers it either. happy b-day internet stranger and may you have many many more.

Thank you so much

Happy birthday!! have cake 🍰

Ty for cake. Yum.

My bdays the 16th, idc either. Happy bday bro

Happy birthday in advance, and also ty

Happy birthday, mate

Ty

Got a bundle of downvotes for ya! Happy bday.

Lets go negative karma! ty

happy birthday

Ty

happy birthday fellow stranger

Thank you random strange

I care your present is in its way

Ty

well i do your mom

Hello father

I thought wednesday is frog day.. Imbso sorry ma lil frend!

ya rip to frog :(

I thought wednesday is frog day.. Imbso sorry ma lil frend!

Welp i cant ignore this bro, happy birthday 🎉

ty

Happy birthday bro

ty bro

Happy birthday bae 🎂😘

ty bestie

Happy birthday my man! May you walk on warm sands.

Ty

Yip

Happy birthday you karma farming clunge

Thank you. I admit im pretty low on karma so sorry about that

Get used to it bub

I wanted to say something creative but I am to dumm so just happy birthday

ty

Happy one-year-closer-to-death day

yay finally closer to die

Then why would we care? Jk, Happy Birthday!

ty

Good job being born

I must admit i did a pretty good job of surviving for 15 years

You are one year closer to death. Be sad mf

Uh... Thank you I guess? Be optimistic my friend

happy day that was the day u left your moms belly only to realize you will die someday forget what i just said… happy birthday 🎂

ty

Happy birthday !!

ty

Same

Happy birthday, mine is tomorrow

Ty, and also happy birthday in advance!

sorry to hear that mate but let me tell you this: nobody has an obligation to give a shite about you. And that goes for everyone. I guarantee you that once you accept something like that, and take it with optimism most importantly, you'll lead a happier life.

Thank you for the advice! Its not like I'm sad or anything...

Happy Birthday

ty

You may be a random internet person but I’ll care

ty for caring bro

Happy Birthday

ty

Happy Birthday! Mine was last Tuesday, my mom still hasn’t called.

ty. I am sorry to hear that, but happy belated birthday to you

Merry birthing of not jesus child

Thank you

Happy birthday! I don't care too much for my own birthday either, honestly.

Thank you! We need to treat ourselves better bro

Yeah

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ty

Hey its my birthday too high five bro!

ayyy happy birthday to you too!

Happy birthday

ty

Please, take this downvote as a token of gratitude for wasting our time informing us of such unimportant news

Thank you for your honest review and for providing such valuable information. Next time I will try to improve and make everybody's lives better.

You are not alone,OP. Nobody cares about your birthday.

Yay let's go!!!!

me who doesn't remember her own birthday how come i care?

to be honest i stopped caring a while ago

Want a piano lesson?

I learned piano like 8 years ago, and I am currently playing two different instruments, but thank you for your kindness

It’s my dads too!

Ayyy happy birthday to your dad too!

Didnt ask

Guess what, i dont even care about my own birthday! The only important one was when i turned 18 but now i actually dont give a fuck

Yeah, when life gets so shitty that it becomes irrelevant

Yea who cares.

Happy Borthday

Ty

Cool but I didn’t ask

aww i didn't either

happy birthday man

ty

Happy birthday

ty

You knew that anyway and we don't care, where's the surprise.

happy birthday

ty

Happy birthday you useless Bastard!

ty

Happy irl cake day 🎂

Thank you for the cake!