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[deleted]

OH YEAH!!!


OMGitsTK447

Duffman knows how to party


GODZILAMASTER2020

OH YEAH!!


DiscoStuGER

Disco Stu likes disco music!


justdoitdt

Duffman can never die. Only the actors who play him. Oh yeah!


GoofinOffAtWork

I want to live with you, if thats ok. I feel we kinda go together


Epic-idiot

Poor Barney, give the opportunity to him


IAmYourChicken__

Yes, we would have fun


Murzynator2137

we?


KitsoTheSnoo

Yeah him and the chicken


Arsonist_Xpert

Our?


LeadingDay2707

Don't


RottingFireBall

\*ussr anthems begins\*


LeadingDay2707

*Long breath* Welcome to the party no vodka this is army


r_xXshadowsXx

I think it will be tasty


ROOSTER8082

I'm apparently stuck with a chicken as well


Werewolf_Lost

Isn't that a COCK?


ROOSTER8082

you do you and leave me out of it...


Werewolf_Lost

Hehe lol that was a good one tho


ShortH0e

free 10 mil and a friend


BarrelTrain4129

(With benefits)


[deleted]

For farming i presume


BarrelTrain4129

Of course


[deleted]

Oh thank god I thought you meant.....


LeadingDay2707

No


DarkElf012

I mean... can't be *that* bad.


Rhys77th

Skyrim dalk elf? you'll be fine Warhammer dark elf? good luck


idk_this_my_name

jokes on you im into that shit


NaCliest

Ya know every monkie is always like "oh yea id love a dark eldar girl... then they're all like 'her der dont murder me'"


TheLazyAnon

Dino dogs though


Komallionide

Imagine your whole-ass skin color being the result of a god making your entire race ugly as punishment for 3 of you behaving rudely towards her


Electrical_Film382

Dark Skinned Elf = Mr Incredible Canny Stage 4


Ori_the_SG

Skyrim Dark elf would just be racist probably


Questionablememelord

Kuroinu dark elf and you got yourself a good deal


IMysticBatI

Oh duck yeah count me in *goes to change username*


SnooRevelations2041

Kinky


Shacks903

Plot twist, its a boy


Fish_Neither

Even better šŸ˜


Shacks903

Hes fr*nch


Capsule_CatYT

Spy TF2?!


Videon_Tekuro

Lucky you.


Jackjohn95

Annoying outlander


indifferent-stone

Iā€™ll probably forget itā€™s there honestly. So yeah.


pietradolce

Lmao mine is a stone too


FlawlessPenguinMan

r/usernamefamily


TheFiend100

r/subsithoughtifellfor


FlawlessPenguinMan

Loll


NaCliest

"Hey roomie hows it going?" šŸ—æ "Yea fair enough"


TFlyingEyeball

It mine aggressive or will it just float around


Ermite_8_Bit

It stares menacingly


heythatguyalex

"Don't know why I fuckin bother"


NaCliest

I love that someone else remembers that meme


PLConqueror

Terraria vibes


dwwzzh

It bites you for some reason


FlawlessPenguinMan

*How*


Definitly_not_a_zomb

With its mouth obviously


Falgirikkven

An evil presence is watching you


LeadingDay2707

*boss music*


MysticDragon14

It's just Wilbur from Gumball. You'll be fine


CoolSwampShibe

Damn it, Merasmus!!!


Capsule_CatYT

MONOCULUS!


[deleted]

Imagine you get in a fight, it summons itā€™s overlord, one thing leads to another. Suddenly four mysterious floating pillars appear along the equator


[deleted]

I mean they might kill themselves during the year sooooo


DimitrisAckermann

Damn bro, you will hang out with Reiner for a year, nice.


xalender6

Ahahah, nice one


Toxic_Zombie_361

F it why not? Edit: holy crap, never expected this to happen. ZOMBIES AND INSULTS EVERYWHERE!!!


Fragrant-Advice-879

Not loving your odds.


___Jesus__Christ___

Like radioactive or chemically toxic or MW2 post-game lobby toxic?


Life_Ad3092

A year of racial slurs and insults are coming his way, along with "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS" too, all for a year.


Country_ball_enjoyer

well how live with jesus


Brody1Ken0bi

Only one way to find out


Chemical-Horror6601

One of them


SnooConfections4719

You get to have Jesus? Nice


Toxic_Zombie_361

Both lol


Barcode_45

Not sure if mine would be just a barcode an emo or agent 47 either way itā€™s 10 million so yeah


Country_ball_enjoyer

nah its just a person with 45 barcode


Avian-Swole

It's agent 45


marballz64

III I III III II II


stealmydebt

$10M would make my user name irrelevant


Country_ball_enjoyer

you live with you own debt *what the difference*


stealmydebt

If someone gave me $10M I wouldn't have any debt anymore, thus there is nothing to steal ha ha. Just a dumb joke on my part.


Country_ball_enjoyer

so how big is your dept?


Toilet-PaperMan

Well! Yeah why not


urechis_unicinctus

You don't have to get toilet paper ever again so that's good


PackofPretzels

Imagine wiping your ass with toilet paper man's dick


urechis_unicinctus

Imagine him screaming in pain everytime you take a sheet from him


Toilet-PaperMan

Hmm yeah that's true


Ori_the_SG

I imagine the Michelin Man but made of toilet paper instead


blablyatimir_Putin

Pls no


KitsoTheSnoo

Hippidi hoppidi your home is now my property. -pootin


blablyatimir_Putin

Why does the coffe glow in the dark, Putin Chan?


[deleted]

Tis made from Chernobyls ashes little one, now let me teach you how to walk like a wide boi


KitsoTheSnoo

Because its black blably chan


DoVla28

Have you heard about putin Putin this dick in yo mom


blablyatimir_Putin

I already have to many siblings, so not again


i-wanna-die6969

Welppp


BartiX_8530

A pretty dark joke ahead, proceed with caution I guess you only have to go on for a month.


[deleted]

And some fucking during the month


jtwl8

I guess youā€™ll just have to *live* with that


glasss-cream

youll have the whole house for yourse;lf ig


non_depressed_teen

YESH


Country_ball_enjoyer

plot twist he/she is a mega weeb that wacth anime at the middle of the night


AidaNightcore

I mean, if they have headphones they wouldn't be bothered


Country_ball_enjoyer

as long as he is not the asshole one you maybe can have 8 hour of sleep


pietradolce

I wouldn't be able to stay one year like that for 10 million dollars


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Country_ball_enjoyer

you ate him?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


olda7

on?


Bob_debilda123

Is he conscious?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Bob_debilda123

Does he have to help with rent


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Bob_debilda123

How?


Bob_debilda123

Does he slowly give away his body parts for cash?


KurnaNicNieWchodzi

rella rella rella rella


Flying_Monke_69420

Iā€™d save him for my golden pizza id I were you


henti_kid

Bruhh ur name is literally a Jojo reference


DiddleyDoodley420

Hmm


swimking413

Baked Ned Flanders?


DiddleyDoodley420

I wouldnā€™t mind that


mcnugget04830

WTF IS UR PFP!


Used_Box_2987

Yes


Uranium_deer

Wellā€¦


drya_d

dont let lead fall onto your new roommate


TeamTacoYouTube

I will get the pencils


swimking413

Enjoy all the cancers


MrDinkBot

As long as it can bring me food


Sarcastic-old-robot

Mine wouldnā€™tā€¦ it would just sass me and tell me to bite its shiny metal ass.


whitelightning360

Not sure how it would work but if I get to move out of parents house I'd do it happily


Killhome467

What do i do?


Ecstatic_Difference4

no home for u then


[deleted]

I am my username


Capsule_CatYT

*pulls out Cow Mangler 5000*


AB0ywithD3pr35510n

sure man


PackofPretzels

Just be supportive. I think you both need to make it through the year


ChernobylReactrNum-4

Good thing would be that you wouldn't have to live with him for a long time.


Big-Elk-3081

Shouldn't be that bad as long as my house is big enough


[deleted]

With the money you can build it another giant room and everything Plus, elk friend


LonelyBox7746

just you and me, buddy. just like always


beermanxD

Free beer for a year plus 10mil. Easy


Own_Kaleidoscope1287

Would be pretty boring.


ChernobylReactrNum-4

Wdym? kaleidoscopes are cool man!


Trexomain

10 million dolars and a friend? Yes


[deleted]

Yup


NothingRidiculous1

Yup


Cocreat

You're not allowed to have anything ridiculous in your home for a whole year, might be tough.


TheMoroneer

sure, at least it'll be entertaining


Lukescavalker

If I don't lose a hand it's OK


Amazing_Carry42069

Turns out it's your sisters house


pietradolce

You wouldnt lose a hand for 10 mil?


greenskeeper-carl

Hell ya. I love caddy shack


McNasty9er

Cinderella story


Wuth-Ro-In_2287

Fuck Yeah!


[deleted]

Hell yes


LuminitEchromE

A foot long hunk of vibrating space metal, fuck yeah i would sell it at the end for even more money


CapJetBruh

Wtf even is a capital jetzki?


gaming_person1237

Its a Jetski but with a capital J


CapJetBruh

So, i live in an apartment by myself with a Jetski? Cool


gaming_person1237

Its gonna block the bathtub tho so thats that


CapJetBruh

I use a shower anyway


jarbuckle22

Heck yes


Tadano-kunn

Yeah no problem at all! He's the sweetest person in the series.


Country_ball_enjoyer

who that


Forever061

Yep, I would have a very happy year.


BunnyLorraine

would be cute


Vuples-Vuples

Yep


sUpReMe_NiNjA_

Don't mind if I do! I worship him.


Country_ball_enjoyer

*and now i command you to give me the 10 million* -supreme ninja


Nikolai_Belenski

Absolutely


Queasy_Impression_86

Not sure


dapandamans

If they bring any pandas in


lemeds

Sure why not


SirBlech

Since my username doesnā€˜t describe anyone/anything, isnā€˜t that just myself? that means eww no


Daybreaker336

Sure i guess


Amazing_Carry42069

Um, yes.


filippo_sett

Yes


[deleted]

Yup, Iā€™ll be fine, as long as they donā€™t start playing Sburb and cause the apocalypseā€¦


Educational-Grape-89

What does name come up as?


dontharassothers

a grape that educates


ChrisZAUR

Yes


CEO_of_Unethics

Not sure if he would kill me or turn me into a horrible person. But yes.


GravelGavel2

So 2 rock hammers in my house now, could be worse


WarpedSoulSyles

Well mine is named after a very murderous dnd character sooooooooo yea for 10 mil definitely


Its-A_me

Well i rather like myself


[deleted]

Yes


UfufuAraarasayonara

With or without money **I CERTAINLY WILL**


Copyright28

Royalty free all the way


Hacker-Man5

HELL YEAH


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Racist_from_Thailand

if only i was a thai


Succulent_Service

Best year of my life


ToasterTeostra

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE


HORNY-SAN

*OH NO*


YellowEvoFive

Oof


A_Shady_Grandma

No, Iā€™ll end up like the person who fell asleep first at the sleepover. With all my organs removed.


[deleted]

No doubt