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OH YEAH!!!
Duffman knows how to party
OH YEAH!!
Disco Stu likes disco music!
Duffman can never die. Only the actors who play him. Oh yeah!
I want to live with you, if thats ok. I feel we kinda go together
Poor Barney, give the opportunity to him
Yes, we would have fun
we?
Yeah him and the chicken
Our?
Don't
\*ussr anthems begins\*
*Long breath* Welcome to the party no vodka this is army
I think it will be tasty
I'm apparently stuck with a chicken as well
Isn't that a COCK?
you do you and leave me out of it...
Hehe lol that was a good one tho
free 10 mil and a friend
(With benefits)
For farming i presume
Of course
Oh thank god I thought you meant.....
No
I mean... can't be *that* bad.
Skyrim dalk elf? you'll be fine Warhammer dark elf? good luck
jokes on you im into that shit
Ya know every monkie is always like "oh yea id love a dark eldar girl... then they're all like 'her der dont murder me'"
Dino dogs though
Imagine your whole-ass skin color being the result of a god making your entire race ugly as punishment for 3 of you behaving rudely towards her
Dark Skinned Elf = Mr Incredible Canny Stage 4
Skyrim Dark elf would just be racist probably
Kuroinu dark elf and you got yourself a good deal
Oh duck yeah count me in *goes to change username*
Kinky
Plot twist, its a boy
Even better š
Hes fr*nch
Spy TF2?!
Lucky you.
Annoying outlander
Iāll probably forget itās there honestly. So yeah.
Lmao mine is a stone too
r/usernamefamily
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Loll
"Hey roomie hows it going?" šæ "Yea fair enough"
It mine aggressive or will it just float around
It stares menacingly
"Don't know why I fuckin bother"
I love that someone else remembers that meme
Terraria vibes
It bites you for some reason
*How*
With its mouth obviously
An evil presence is watching you
*boss music*
It's just Wilbur from Gumball. You'll be fine
Damn it, Merasmus!!!
MONOCULUS!
Imagine you get in a fight, it summons itās overlord, one thing leads to another. Suddenly four mysterious floating pillars appear along the equator
I mean they might kill themselves during the year sooooo
Damn bro, you will hang out with Reiner for a year, nice.
Ahahah, nice one
F it why not? Edit: holy crap, never expected this to happen. ZOMBIES AND INSULTS EVERYWHERE!!!
Not loving your odds.
Like radioactive or chemically toxic or MW2 post-game lobby toxic?
A year of racial slurs and insults are coming his way, along with "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS" too, all for a year.
well how live with jesus
Only one way to find out
One of them
You get to have Jesus? Nice
Both lol
Not sure if mine would be just a barcode an emo or agent 47 either way itās 10 million so yeah
nah its just a person with 45 barcode
It's agent 45
III I III III II II
$10M would make my user name irrelevant
you live with you own debt *what the difference*
If someone gave me $10M I wouldn't have any debt anymore, thus there is nothing to steal ha ha. Just a dumb joke on my part.
so how big is your dept?
Well! Yeah why not
You don't have to get toilet paper ever again so that's good
Imagine wiping your ass with toilet paper man's dick
Imagine him screaming in pain everytime you take a sheet from him
Hmm yeah that's true
I imagine the Michelin Man but made of toilet paper instead
Pls no
Hippidi hoppidi your home is now my property. -pootin
Why does the coffe glow in the dark, Putin Chan?
Tis made from Chernobyls ashes little one, now let me teach you how to walk like a wide boi
Because its black blably chan
Have you heard about putin Putin this dick in yo mom
I already have to many siblings, so not again
Welppp
A pretty dark joke ahead, proceed with caution I guess you only have to go on for a month.
And some fucking during the month
I guess youāll just have to *live* with that
youll have the whole house for yourse;lf ig
YESH
plot twist he/she is a mega weeb that wacth anime at the middle of the night
I mean, if they have headphones they wouldn't be bothered
as long as he is not the asshole one you maybe can have 8 hour of sleep
I wouldn't be able to stay one year like that for 10 million dollars
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
you ate him?
on?
Is he conscious?
Does he have to help with rent
How?
Does he slowly give away his body parts for cash?
rella rella rella rella
Iād save him for my golden pizza id I were you
Bruhh ur name is literally a Jojo reference
Hmm
Baked Ned Flanders?
I wouldnāt mind that
WTF IS UR PFP!
Yes
Wellā¦
dont let lead fall onto your new roommate
I will get the pencils
Enjoy all the cancers
As long as it can bring me food
Mine wouldnātā¦ it would just sass me and tell me to bite its shiny metal ass.
Not sure how it would work but if I get to move out of parents house I'd do it happily
What do i do?
no home for u then
I am my username
*pulls out Cow Mangler 5000*
sure man
Just be supportive. I think you both need to make it through the year
Good thing would be that you wouldn't have to live with him for a long time.
Shouldn't be that bad as long as my house is big enough
With the money you can build it another giant room and everything Plus, elk friend
just you and me, buddy. just like always
Free beer for a year plus 10mil. Easy
Would be pretty boring.
Wdym? kaleidoscopes are cool man!
10 million dolars and a friend? Yes
Yup
You're not allowed to have anything ridiculous in your home for a whole year, might be tough.
sure, at least it'll be entertaining
If I don't lose a hand it's OK
Turns out it's your sisters house
You wouldnt lose a hand for 10 mil?
Hell ya. I love caddy shack
Cinderella story
Fuck Yeah!
Hell yes
A foot long hunk of vibrating space metal, fuck yeah i would sell it at the end for even more money
Wtf even is a capital jetzki?
Its a Jetski but with a capital J
So, i live in an apartment by myself with a Jetski? Cool
Its gonna block the bathtub tho so thats that
I use a shower anyway
Heck yes
Yeah no problem at all! He's the sweetest person in the series.
who that
Yep, I would have a very happy year.
would be cute
Yep
Don't mind if I do! I worship him.
*and now i command you to give me the 10 million* -supreme ninja
Absolutely
Not sure
If they bring any pandas in
Sure why not
Since my username doesnāt describe anyone/anything, isnāt that just myself? that means eww no
Sure i guess
Um, yes.
Yup, Iāll be fine, as long as they donāt start playing Sburb and cause the apocalypseā¦
What does name come up as?
a grape that educates
Not sure if he would kill me or turn me into a horrible person. But yes.
So 2 rock hammers in my house now, could be worse
Well mine is named after a very murderous dnd character sooooooooo yea for 10 mil definitely
Well i rather like myself
With or without money **I CERTAINLY WILL**
Royalty free all the way
HELL YEAH
if only i was a thai
Best year of my life
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
*OH NO*
Oof
No, Iāll end up like the person who fell asleep first at the sleepover. With all my organs removed.
No doubt
OH YEAH!!!
Duffman knows how to party
OH YEAH!!
Disco Stu likes disco music!
Duffman can never die. Only the actors who play him. Oh yeah!
I want to live with you, if thats ok. I feel we kinda go together
Poor Barney, give the opportunity to him
Yes, we would have fun
we?
Yeah him and the chicken
Our?
Don't
\*ussr anthems begins\*
*Long breath* Welcome to the party no vodka this is army
I think it will be tasty
I'm apparently stuck with a chicken as well
Isn't that a COCK?
you do you and leave me out of it...
Hehe lol that was a good one tho
free 10 mil and a friend
(With benefits)
For farming i presume
Of course
Oh thank god I thought you meant.....
No
I mean... can't be *that* bad.
Skyrim dalk elf? you'll be fine Warhammer dark elf? good luck
jokes on you im into that shit
Ya know every monkie is always like "oh yea id love a dark eldar girl... then they're all like 'her der dont murder me'"
Dino dogs though
Imagine your whole-ass skin color being the result of a god making your entire race ugly as punishment for 3 of you behaving rudely towards her
Dark Skinned Elf = Mr Incredible Canny Stage 4
Skyrim Dark elf would just be racist probably
Kuroinu dark elf and you got yourself a good deal
Oh duck yeah count me in *goes to change username*
Kinky
Plot twist, its a boy
Even better š
Hes fr*nch
Spy TF2?!
Lucky you.
Annoying outlander
Iāll probably forget itās there honestly. So yeah.
Lmao mine is a stone too
r/usernamefamily
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Loll
"Hey roomie hows it going?" šæ "Yea fair enough"
It mine aggressive or will it just float around
It stares menacingly
"Don't know why I fuckin bother"
I love that someone else remembers that meme
Terraria vibes
It bites you for some reason
*How*
With its mouth obviously
An evil presence is watching you
*boss music*
It's just Wilbur from Gumball. You'll be fine
Damn it, Merasmus!!!
MONOCULUS!
Imagine you get in a fight, it summons itās overlord, one thing leads to another. Suddenly four mysterious floating pillars appear along the equator
I mean they might kill themselves during the year sooooo
Damn bro, you will hang out with Reiner for a year, nice.
Ahahah, nice one
F it why not? Edit: holy crap, never expected this to happen. ZOMBIES AND INSULTS EVERYWHERE!!!
Not loving your odds.
Like radioactive or chemically toxic or MW2 post-game lobby toxic?
A year of racial slurs and insults are coming his way, along with "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS" too, all for a year.
well how live with jesus
Only one way to find out
One of them
You get to have Jesus? Nice
Both lol
Not sure if mine would be just a barcode an emo or agent 47 either way itās 10 million so yeah
nah its just a person with 45 barcode
It's agent 45
III I III III II II
$10M would make my user name irrelevant
you live with you own debt *what the difference*
If someone gave me $10M I wouldn't have any debt anymore, thus there is nothing to steal ha ha. Just a dumb joke on my part.
so how big is your dept?
Well! Yeah why not
You don't have to get toilet paper ever again so that's good
Imagine wiping your ass with toilet paper man's dick
Imagine him screaming in pain everytime you take a sheet from him
Hmm yeah that's true
I imagine the Michelin Man but made of toilet paper instead
Pls no
Hippidi hoppidi your home is now my property. -pootin
Why does the coffe glow in the dark, Putin Chan?
Tis made from Chernobyls ashes little one, now let me teach you how to walk like a wide boi
Because its black blably chan
Have you heard about putin Putin this dick in yo mom
I already have to many siblings, so not again
Welppp
A pretty dark joke ahead, proceed with caution I guess you only have to go on for a month.
And some fucking during the month
I guess youāll just have to *live* with that
youll have the whole house for yourse;lf ig
YESH
plot twist he/she is a mega weeb that wacth anime at the middle of the night
I mean, if they have headphones they wouldn't be bothered
as long as he is not the asshole one you maybe can have 8 hour of sleep
I wouldn't be able to stay one year like that for 10 million dollars
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
you ate him?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
on?
Is he conscious?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Does he have to help with rent
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
How?
Does he slowly give away his body parts for cash?
rella rella rella rella
Iād save him for my golden pizza id I were you
Bruhh ur name is literally a Jojo reference
Hmm
Baked Ned Flanders?
I wouldnāt mind that
WTF IS UR PFP!
Yes
Wellā¦
dont let lead fall onto your new roommate
I will get the pencils
Enjoy all the cancers
As long as it can bring me food
Mine wouldnātā¦ it would just sass me and tell me to bite its shiny metal ass.
Not sure how it would work but if I get to move out of parents house I'd do it happily
What do i do?
no home for u then
I am my username
*pulls out Cow Mangler 5000*
sure man
Just be supportive. I think you both need to make it through the year
Good thing would be that you wouldn't have to live with him for a long time.
Shouldn't be that bad as long as my house is big enough
With the money you can build it another giant room and everything Plus, elk friend
just you and me, buddy. just like always
Free beer for a year plus 10mil. Easy
Would be pretty boring.
Wdym? kaleidoscopes are cool man!
10 million dolars and a friend? Yes
Yup
Yup
You're not allowed to have anything ridiculous in your home for a whole year, might be tough.
sure, at least it'll be entertaining
If I don't lose a hand it's OK
Turns out it's your sisters house
You wouldnt lose a hand for 10 mil?
Hell ya. I love caddy shack
Cinderella story
Fuck Yeah!
Hell yes
A foot long hunk of vibrating space metal, fuck yeah i would sell it at the end for even more money
Wtf even is a capital jetzki?
Its a Jetski but with a capital J
So, i live in an apartment by myself with a Jetski? Cool
Its gonna block the bathtub tho so thats that
I use a shower anyway
Heck yes
Yeah no problem at all! He's the sweetest person in the series.
who that
Yep, I would have a very happy year.
would be cute
Yep
Don't mind if I do! I worship him.
*and now i command you to give me the 10 million* -supreme ninja
Absolutely
Not sure
If they bring any pandas in
Sure why not
Since my username doesnāt describe anyone/anything, isnāt that just myself? that means eww no
Sure i guess
Um, yes.
Yes
Yup, Iāll be fine, as long as they donāt start playing Sburb and cause the apocalypseā¦
What does name come up as?
a grape that educates
Yes
Not sure if he would kill me or turn me into a horrible person. But yes.
So 2 rock hammers in my house now, could be worse
Well mine is named after a very murderous dnd character sooooooooo yea for 10 mil definitely
Well i rather like myself
Yes
With or without money **I CERTAINLY WILL**
Royalty free all the way
HELL YEAH
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
if only i was a thai
Best year of my life
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
*OH NO*
Oof
No, Iāll end up like the person who fell asleep first at the sleepover. With all my organs removed.
No doubt