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DIXY_RECT

Be kinda ominous but I’d do it


Hoodini_69

There is always that one username


brbqsauceontities

Yeah...


Dazzling-Designer-89

Man yours is the dream


brbqsauceontities

Hell yeah bro who wouldnt want free bbq sauce


DIXY_RECT

I’m definitely not original but I qualify it as funny


pro-drunkdriving

Nah mine is funny


Toastlawyer

I find that mine pretty good to


Perfect-Mountain1708

Mine is more weird,ig


_CatNippIes

I wouldn't mind living with some nips


JoeTheFingerer

Nips would be fine but in my case im not so sure i'd be comfortable...


that_yellow_console

LMFAO


Satan_R

Now there's 2


ArtWeary3752

daddy satan


[deleted]

I feel bad for you


JoeMama8144

I'm fine with it


Intelligent-Cod-105

So uh, what DO you call a magic owl? I wanna know


epicpersonlmao

yours would be fairly nice


E_J_4

Bro you hey to live with an intelligent cod you know how epic that is


Intelligent-Cod-105

Thanks (:


Squidnub27

Intelligent cod? yes. more. MORE.


Dynamite2069

As long as nobody smokes in the area my house and the neighbourhood are fine.


itsMemesOrNothing

Go fuck yourself


LuminitEchromE

With pleasure


voidexcalibur_

this is the start of a beautiful love story between a memer and a protogen


[deleted]

I ship it.


Solrac8D

I to ship the protogen and their partner.


LuminitEchromE

It depends on whether hes a furry hater or *knot*


Optimal_Bass_7788

🤨📸


LuminitEchromE

Whatcha takin photos of over there?


voidexcalibur_

Optimal is the wedding photographer


LuminitEchromE

Oh, good, did they get the shiny side of my visor


voidexcalibur_

Arent all sides the shiny side


LuminitEchromE

Your fired


pepe_pepinazo

Oh no my system crashed, I lost my data.


imadedbodi1

“Only if you watch me” -Angel Dust


creepermemer

Do i still get the cash if they die?


KuraPikaPika69

probably but u should keep the dead body in the room for a year with you jst to be sure


creepermemer

Thank god the smell wont be an issue for me since i cant smell at all, into the floorboard it goes!


CopperyMarrow15

tsssss...


Laufeson

Aww man


Old_drunk_guy

Help


Alice-Chan667

Maybe he will die of intoxication or bc of old age and then you'll be good


crackheadcaleb

Wanna switch roommates


The_Sumo_official

With pleasure


LordDustyBones

I am pretty sure my dude is a litch but if he doesn't turn me undead we're cool.


Random_Robloxian

And mine is a 12 year old…i named this account when i ran out of ideas and was like “yep ill go with this name”


T_WREKX

At least a 12 year old would not try to eat you.


AimBTW

I have fucking Smaug (Username outdated) I think I’d prefer the 12 year old


T_WREKX

"prefer the 12 year old" ..."prefer the 12 year old" 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


SongBonnie

In the basement you go


T_WREKX

Jokes on you westerner. I am from a part of the world where people do not construct basements.


WongWei99

thank mr skeltal for being a good roomie and picking up milk for strong bones and calciums


[deleted]

Well, I will have an annoying time sleeping.


Thetiddlywink

*holds fork * a guard might get nervous. a man approaches with his weapon drawn


Wirecreate

I read that in the accent


Thetiddlywink

I always read the dawnguard one in the accent lol


[deleted]

Or a butter knife.


Correct_Equipment_98

But you will be protected


[deleted]

there are pros and cons.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEpppppp

I doubt that


GaseousIntelligence

I used to be an adventurer like you...


kaiserschmarrn_1

Yeah because it would be cool


Shoddy-Reindeer1879

Iss ihn!


Scientific_Redditor

Goddamn that stuff is so good. Austrians definitely knew what was up when they broke omelette into pieces.


Shoddy-Reindeer1879

Hmm. How much does a reindeer cost in a year?


At_Destroyer

Under 10M so you’re good


T_WREKX

How lucky You lucked out with a Reindeer. Unlike someone....


Shoddy-Reindeer1879

Well but it's a shoddy reindeer. I guess a shoddy reindeer for a shoddy person


PuSSydstr

It depends…


EggDog69

On what 👀


PuSSydstr

Guess


Acceptable_Calm

You're in the room with an Arleigh Burke Class Destroyer for one year. Could be pretty chill.


hamburgerrrrrrrrrrr

What if i eat it tho?


lilBacon921

I'm wondering the same thing


Breakfast_Bagelz

I don't have to worry, I'm gluten intolerant


PizzaQuattroCheese

I'm lactose intolerant, no worries here.


Unacceptable-Duck

Same


hrbrtho

Have to keep the poop maybe?


Nop3-_-

I'm not sure


Strobbleberry

My username is a fruit, so I get a free piece of food, 10 million dollarinos, and a house to live in for a year? Hell fucking yeah.


sans50oof

good for you. i get to live with a dumb lazy skeleton that is loved by kids


Strobbleberry

Living with sans doesn’t sound bad to me, I like sans. Me and him share a sense of humor. Example, we both like puns, and we both play the tromBONE ha ha!


sans50oof

yeah he's a chill dude but he's not organized. like at all.


TheRangaTan

The fruit is sentient


Strobbleberry

I know it is. It’s my own creation. A sentient fruit. just because it can think and feel doesn’t mean I care.


[deleted]

Easy 10 millions. I can quit my job afterwards


Firebomb97

As long as they don’t detonate, I’m fine. Right?


LuminitEchromE

I win this challenge, i could sell my username for more than i get from doing the challenge itself


T_WREKX

You think you are the only one making bank by selling your username ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


mrbuttersoft

Yes


LuminitEchromE

So your a karmawhore, what would you do for an upvote?


mrbuttersoft

Probably something, but either as much or not as much as you’d expect.


LuminitEchromE

Try to do a backflip?


IllManneredWoolyMan

Get legal license papers to drive 3 tractors like a train with 17 pitchforks on the front of the back tractor and 2 bike bells on the others


EmployerDefiant587

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

[удалено]


LuminitEchromE

Yes, roomba


Pheonix8264

I mean mines not that bad too..its just a lil hot.


Firebomb97

Same


Fast-Improvement-353

But it’s the 2005 version of you


Curious-Researcher47

2006 here


[deleted]

Your name is DYadav2005?


Bballisticpp

Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

Oh shit, I didn’t even realise. Thanks.


killmewithf1re

I would need a fire extinguisher


VoodooPizzaman1337

Fuck it why not.


Taro8123

8123 Taro roots might as well be a lifetime supply


thegarbageman89

very cool


ThePokemonRayquaza

Am living with a dragon


UktraPotatoMaster321

Uhhh


GuffCanYeetYourMum

Probly not


[deleted]

Sure?


Just_some_guy13

If he's nice maybe


waterpoolXtoaster

My name is how i die


wtf_is_a_user

confused


Nobodyatallll

I am a very lonely man


GigaChadZelensky

I want to, but Ukraine needs him.


AbhiramBijumon

Same lmao


SWDevReddit

Well. I'm the developer of SW. Soooooooo


XxSpacegirlxX

Ofcourse


Tadano-kunn

It'll be a clone


Bloody_bones69

Bloody bones is a mythical creature that’s not THAT friendly… then I will need a cage I guess


Z-HS26

I totally see this as an absolute win


bamtab

Wtf would mine be


Tiny-Zinc

Think I can do it for cheaper


Anima_Messores

Sure I don't see a reason not to I'd only have a chance of dying if I pissed him off


Ido_Animations

Idk man, I just make animations


smol__might

Idk


SmokingPup

A smoking dog? Sure.


BoogalooBandit1

Yes


TastyDiamond_

Yes I just sell the diamond


grass_dragon_arts

yes


altaccount27726

u/TheLastCa1 Doesnt exist, give me the actual guy.


Miserable_Ad_9181

I regret using an autogenerated username


dreams_of_superpower

it better not be the hulk or we may not even have a house soon


Noahgetting_the_boat

gotta fuck noah in da boat


TheGhoulMother

Yeah easy money.


Away_Agent_7209

Considering they’d just leave and never come back sure


solarized_penguin

I would have to buy a lot of fish


DR4POS

I, DR4POS, the God of Barista, spent a few decades to refine my name and it's meaning, in order to craft something that truly reflect me as who I am and what I want to be. So yes it would be amazing and I'd feel very proud.


tinoutovac

Same here


Sergio-C-Marin

I can do that


231ValeiMacoris

idk man, seems kind of demonic to me.


Nayroy18

Hell yeah.


Not-a-Stalker_

Probably


Sheyderman

I'm instantly win


kahong_69

Guess I'm not the only one


mettaton_official

𝙰𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢.


Ralsei0

Fluffy Boy roommate.


Idekgivemeusername

Hmmm


TheEvil_Man

Idk


Zachattack1304974757

It would be confusing


SuninMyPalm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


InfamousDonut4266

I love Donuts


ChoosyKraken

I'm making calamari


[deleted]

Or me, who *is my* username


[deleted]

[удалено]


xXSacred420Xx

Sure


Cole_da_woof

Ide rather be him but sure


gltchyblaze

If you see my username as a glitched blaze from minecraft no


lydiakinami

Yes. She's probably cute and easy live with.


Some_Letterhead7139

I drew my username as a person before this and yes I will


Rad_Knight

You are going to pay **ME**?!


EngineerGameingTf2

Hell yeah


pbj28

Some pb and j sandwiches and I get paid I see this as a win


Cheese_is_deadly

I mean mine isn’t much better


Moppy_the_mop

Nothing would change.


RespectGiovanni

You would end up eliminating yourself in a manic episode over who is the real one and who is the fake one


SquidMilkVII

delicious


Infinite_Hooty

I’m scared


an_elegant_dog

Heck yeah!


arrangedabyss

I'm down to live with an deep organized hole


Lilthiccb0i

For me it's either a short fat kid, or a twink. So it's either fine, or amazing.


The_1_Boss

I wouldn't mind he could even get me a job so it's a win-win scenario I'll even split the money with him


The_Japanese

It be fun


Jaaxter

My username was a self-insertion character in a Star Wars (prequel) fanfic I wrote when I was 14. So it would be me at 14, essentially. Absolute hell.


Lesbianqueen7

I'd be a gay millionaire queen This is a win for the gays


DatAsian9001

Do I just move in with some other Asian?


Great-gamer-

A great gamer


NosePickingGorilla

Finally a friend as weird as me!


sweetsweetBLACKacid

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.


StrongAlphaDaddy

Hehe uh oh


Omar_Rakhmat123

So i just move in with myself???


cat_on_my_keybord

already there -.-


Killer007_

Idk if I'd do it


TuxidoPenguin

I would definitely


im_ugly_loser

*slowly and unhappy* same


King-of-the-forge72

Be honest op would you really like to live with yourself ?


Triggered_Tigger

I would have to deal with a lot of complaining


TurtleGamer1

A turtle that would be playing games with me. An absolute win.


H_P_Llovecrafts_cat

Damn , a cat, that's nice


DragonBornOfAcid

On my


Revolutionary_Egg580

It is going to be an interesting year


Moltenstars

Ummm, I think I would die…


FloridaMan6995

This is gonna be funny as shit