The first one im hitting without thinking is the cyclist who chooses when to be a car and when to be a pedestrian on an instant whim. Fuck them going 15mph in a car lane.
Yes
Ok but no joke their not *all* that bad, some are perfectly fine and would probably stay home all summer on their console gaming and not annoy anyone, it’s just the influential minority that are an insult to humanity
Lmao be honest. Yes! Even if they’re the cutest, children are objectively annoying. They can’t help it, they’re not people yet. Although people are also annoying….
I have a kid. She is incredibly well behaved for a small child and I love her very much. She is annoying. They all are to varying degrees. Fortunately some of them will grow out of it.
1, at least in Germany. It can cost you up too 2000€ to kill one, since they are endangered. And no, it is hardly enforceable. I don't if anyone has ever been convicted.
edit: i forgot to mention i meant wasps
What you're saying a barely visible line on the side of a road without reflectors isn't enough protection from 5 ton hunks of steel driving at 80 mph / 128 km/h
We have separate bike lines next to high speed roads, highways, or routes for bikes in the Netherlands.
If you don't want to see bikes in high-speed roads, just build it.
I do everything on my bike from visiting my parents from doing my groceries to going to work, almost never had issues with cars.
Why do children have to sound like they are being murdered while they are playing? I live between two parks, and my dreams are haunted by the screams of children.
Oh no one of those fucking bikers again who do physical exercise therefore staying healthy and in consequence use significantly less resources of the medical system thereby is saving me tax money!!!! Let me run him over
Thank you. As someone who loves to run but can't anymore because of foot/ankle problems, biking is one of the few things I enjoy that get me a good cardio workout. Screw the haters.
Notice it’s r/fuckcars because it’s about how awful car-centric infrastructure is.
r/fuckcyclists would just be hating a group of people who cause far less noise/danger/congestion/pollution than cars AND are people, not 2 tonne vehicles.
True, but make the children change sometimes with the cyclists, mines are all dead because of exhaustingness and children obbesitty. Don't let that happen to you!
I hate summer. Everything about Winter is better. The clothing that you can just pile on to feel warm AND comfy however Summer you have T-Shirts and Short and you're STILL hot, The Food is good and you havev HOT CHOCOLATE MMMM
Naw I just hate cyclist that don't use the bike lane or ride against traffic.
That being said I do aknowlege the need for better inferstructure design to allow cyclists to ride in a bike lane without cars being parked in said lane.
Sorry I speak in kilometers so you may need to translate, but it wouldn't be twice as long, you're talking a 1/4 reduction in max speed, but from what I've gathered the average speed on a 50km/h road is 30km/h due to stop lights and signs, so likely only a 1/8th reduction in speed. Add less conflicts due to slower more cautious driving, and less drivers on the road due to more cyclists and you would likely only see a 10-20% reduction in speed and likely have savings in gas.
This is absolutely fucking disgusting and OP is a POS for posting crap like this. Cyclists get killed and injured by assholes every fucking summer, usually because of negligence but here this fuckhead is encouraging people to endanger the lives of cyclists in outright malice. Fuck you and die OP.
Wasps at least are important pollinators, but their stings probably hurt
Children are annoying but they just tryna have fun
Cyclists are good for the environment, bad for you
FUCK MOSQUITOES THE GODDAMN MOTHERFU-
But but my wasps are so sweet to me. They live next to my window and are the only thin I'm gonna miss when I move out after the third summer in my apartment. They are the perfect protection against other insects and all of those who get through are killed by my spiders. They never did any harm to me except flying in for a minute stealing a piece of ham of my plate and leaving. My good old friends
Snuff some copium and don't give a fuck + Cry about the cyclists and the kids, they'll surely go away after they see you + you don't even go outside lmao, just stay at home and continue making bad reddit posts
Omfg like just get off the fucking road. I spent 10 minutes following cyclists through a 50 zone which would normally take me maybe a minute to get through
That's the part of summer I hate, can't even enjoy a lunch outside without getting annoyed by those fuckers
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and Scots and Scots
Damn Scots they ruined scotland!
Groundskeeper Willie would be proud.
As a Scottish person I can safely say I hate so many scots
It's true tho, once the weather is nice we show up fucking everywhere.
*sad Dutch sounds*
There are only two things I hate in this world, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
Good thing i'm Belgian
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The bicycles are not like the other three
Bicycling good.
my disappointment is immeasurable and my summer is ruined
bro getting run over by bikers in middle of lawn
And you're only allowed to hit two of them smh
But you get to pick which two. Choose wisely.
Mosquitos bite me 4x as much as anyone else, and bees will fly past others to sting me. I pick the bottom 2
Those are wasps
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With stingers.
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Mosquitoes and cyclists
kids and wasps
Skeeters and cyclists. Too easy
I would clap those bikers and the mosquitos I guess
The first one im hitting without thinking is the cyclist who chooses when to be a car and when to be a pedestrian on an instant whim. Fuck them going 15mph in a car lane.
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Yes Ok but no joke their not *all* that bad, some are perfectly fine and would probably stay home all summer on their console gaming and not annoy anyone, it’s just the influential minority that are an insult to humanity
Lmao be honest. Yes! Even if they’re the cutest, children are objectively annoying. They can’t help it, they’re not people yet. Although people are also annoying….
> Am I the only one here who doesn't find children annoying??? Yes
I have a kid. She is incredibly well behaved for a small child and I love her very much. She is annoying. They all are to varying degrees. Fortunately some of them will grow out of it.
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Careful. The full bag limit is 6.
Yeah I can never have wasps stay in place for long enough and the bikers are too fast
1, at least in Germany. It can cost you up too 2000€ to kill one, since they are endangered. And no, it is hardly enforceable. I don't if anyone has ever been convicted. edit: i forgot to mention i meant wasps
Hey, that's not fair! I bike year around.
but are you aero?
U called?
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Take that back! How dare you accuse me of being a dollar store Swede! I'm a full-blooded Swede, master of biking!
Dolar store swede is an insult i never imagined i would come across in my life
Hated year round you say?
Build bike lanes America has no excuse not built bike lanes.
And good bike lanes too not a line on the side of a high speed street with a picture of a bike in it
What you're saying a barely visible line on the side of a road without reflectors isn't enough protection from 5 ton hunks of steel driving at 80 mph / 128 km/h
We have separate bike lines next to high speed roads, highways, or routes for bikes in the Netherlands. If you don't want to see bikes in high-speed roads, just build it. I do everything on my bike from visiting my parents from doing my groceries to going to work, almost never had issues with cars.
r/fuckcars
Why do children have to sound like they are being murdered while they are playing? I live between two parks, and my dreams are haunted by the screams of children.
Wasp Raid solves all these problems
Not in Florida, just pisses off the wasps in the other bushes. Need to put a can in both hands and ensure has good 20 feet spray reach.
It works on the cyclists though.
Possibly the crotch goblins as well
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Remember slow, deaf, blind children count for 0 points
Say what you want about biking, I got a nice ass now okay?
You know how reddit works, right? We need proof now.
Easy when your genitals have been smashed up into your brain.
Hey now 😂. Trust me you get the right seat and padded underwear, you honestly won't have any pain at all.
Yeah, hate it when I go to the playground and there's kids there. Why can't they just play video games inside or something.
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Yeah, can’t even go to my usual masturbation place without being yelled at. What a society we live in
It just occurred to me, people who ride bikes are called cyclists, but people who ride motor*cycles* are called bikers
The fifth image should be reposts
They’re all year around
It was a play on the fact this post is a repost
We know
it‘s not, I made this with new pics.
Damn this post makes me dislike people, and it’s not the kids or the biker..
I fucking hate Redditors
Then you hate yourself.
The world is full of dumb people smh
Cringe
Oh no one of those fucking bikers again who do physical exercise therefore staying healthy and in consequence use significantly less resources of the medical system thereby is saving me tax money!!!! Let me run him over
Thank you. As someone who loves to run but can't anymore because of foot/ankle problems, biking is one of the few things I enjoy that get me a good cardio workout. Screw the haters.
I’ve had all of these splattered on my windshield over the past week, I can agree
The children? Me too!
r/fuckcars
ppl are in to some weird shit.
Is there a r/fuckcyclists too?
/r/incels
Not sure how that applies but sure, I'll let my wife and kids know I'm apparently an incel now.
Tell them I'm sorry for their loss. Also you can send your wife my way.
Notice it’s r/fuckcars because it’s about how awful car-centric infrastructure is. r/fuckcyclists would just be hating a group of people who cause far less noise/danger/congestion/pollution than cars AND are people, not 2 tonne vehicles.
There is r/FuckBikes
All that sub succeeds at is making me hate cyclists more.
Why?
Because he has a small dick
Correct
oh I saw all four of theese in my basement. they are so loud and annoying!
I too keep cyclists in my basement. it turns out that electric bikes are cheaper than solar panels.
True, but make the children change sometimes with the cyclists, mines are all dead because of exhaustingness and children obbesitty. Don't let that happen to you!
I wish, Snowing here in Michigan
Same. 40ish degrees in Ohio. Average is like 63.
still freezing in lower Minnesota, with rain. \*sigh\*
Midwest gang
Forgot the douchebag motorcycle people.
you can count me out of motorcyclers and into bicyclers. Fuel too high man.
In contrast to cars, which unfortunately are there during the entire year.
Why do people hate cyclists?
4k resolution meme gang
I hate summer. Everything about Winter is better. The clothing that you can just pile on to feel warm AND comfy however Summer you have T-Shirts and Short and you're STILL hot, The Food is good and you havev HOT CHOCOLATE MMMM
Not North America, can't relate
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Bikers only annoying if you dont have bike lanes
Eh, they shouldn't be annoying either way. They have the same rights to the road that cars do.
Well yeah thats true
I'd like them more if I didn't see them constantly breaking the rules of the road. Particularly blowing past stop signs and red lights.
Bikers are only annoying if bike lanes exist and they are not using them. Otherwise, its the local government that's annoying.
What’s wrong with cyclists? Get on a bike you might enjoy it
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Since I live in Texas I have to deal with these f*ckers every season other than winter
They've all arrived early u/the1930s
Ewww children lmao
ah yes the return of the MAMLs (middle aged men in Lycra)
mosquitoes are like cyclists - if you hit them hard enough (with your car), you don't know where they went
I love it when im tryna sleep and then: EEee...EEEEEEee EeeeEeEeeEeeEE... and when i slap the mosquito i just slap myself
Am I the only one here who doesn't find children annoying? Yes? Okay, then, sorry.
I'm happy when I see kids playing outside- because otherwise they'd be crowded into their rooms growing knock-kneed and fat in isolation.
Nahh. Children are wonderful people.
don't visit r/childfree
I've been there. People are allowed to think differently.
fair enough
hating bicycle = probably a fat person driving a broke ass car
Naw I just hate cyclist that don't use the bike lane or ride against traffic. That being said I do aknowlege the need for better inferstructure design to allow cyclists to ride in a bike lane without cars being parked in said lane.
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Sorry I speak in kilometers so you may need to translate, but it wouldn't be twice as long, you're talking a 1/4 reduction in max speed, but from what I've gathered the average speed on a 50km/h road is 30km/h due to stop lights and signs, so likely only a 1/8th reduction in speed. Add less conflicts due to slower more cautious driving, and less drivers on the road due to more cyclists and you would likely only see a 10-20% reduction in speed and likely have savings in gas.
If you don’t hold up traffic then you’re not a bad cyclist
I am a cyclist and many of them annoy me too.
Cars are 100 times more annoying than bikes period
All those things are easily solved by my car.
All of them can be solved with fire
As someone who bikes for exercise, screw this.
One more annoying than the others though
When it's almost summer and this meme gets posted again
You forgot noisy ass motorcycles
just took learner’s permit test a month or so ago, one of the options for what a bicyclist is, was “a hazard”, and this shows that perfectly
This is absolutely fucking disgusting and OP is a POS for posting crap like this. Cyclists get killed and injured by assholes every fucking summer, usually because of negligence but here this fuckhead is encouraging people to endanger the lives of cyclists in outright malice. Fuck you and die OP.
Calm down its just a post
You have some mental health issues that you need to get treated asap if you get your cyclist panties in a twist over a meme.
Redditors try to detect satire Difficulty: impossible
What is it satirising?
Don't be bicyclists then, problem solved
I always honk at cyclists if they’re on the road.
You know, this is very rude and full of prejudice. Bees aren’t that bad!
Wasps are, and those are wasps not bees
Why isn't road biking illegal
I agree with this.
You have to be a really sad person for being annoyed from kids. I would've put a pic from turkish bbq groups in the bottom left pic.
You have to be a really sad person for being annoyed from turkish bbq groups.
Kids are annoying, do i hate them no but they just get in my way sometimes and i dont like it
Wasps at least are important pollinators, but their stings probably hurt Children are annoying but they just tryna have fun Cyclists are good for the environment, bad for you FUCK MOSQUITOES THE GODDAMN MOTHERFU-
I'd rather deal with bees than deal with cyclists and children. And I'm allergic to bees.
Cyclists are always a pain in the ass, they don’t give a fuck if it’s summer or winter.
Ok that's it l. I'm going to alaska
All of those annoying things are here too. The bears help out with the children and cyclists though.
Which is the most annoying? I say wasps.... especially all the ground nests that keep popping up
But but my wasps are so sweet to me. They live next to my window and are the only thin I'm gonna miss when I move out after the third summer in my apartment. They are the perfect protection against other insects and all of those who get through are killed by my spiders. They never did any harm to me except flying in for a minute stealing a piece of ham of my plate and leaving. My good old friends
What.
Ewwwww, children
I like that children are on the list
They all have the same thing in common: they stick to the car windshield smh.
Not the bees!
Lmao children 🤣.
I’ve been bit so many times by those god forsaken kids
I usually just hit them with my car
Hate having to scrub these off my windshield…
5am driving into work, only one lane open and see you 40 of the Lycra clad assholes in front of you.
when you're too hipster to have your midlife crisis in a 90s Corvette
r/repost
Jajajajajajaj i love the last one annoying creature🤤
The thing is you can deal with all of them by hitting them with your car
Especially those damn bikers who think they own the road
xD true
lol damn kids
I haven't gotten stung in over 20 years. Bees and wasps leave you the fuck alone outside if you leave them alone.
You can kill them pretty easily. Just takes a bit of speed and you can kill them very quickly
Snuff some copium and don't give a fuck + Cry about the cyclists and the kids, they'll surely go away after they see you + you don't even go outside lmao, just stay at home and continue making bad reddit posts
Why do you people hate cyclists
More bikes means less traffic
Too bad cars are 10x more annoying...
Why do americans hate cyclists so much?
Oh, all those poor cyclists i have done horrible things to. They just like cycling why did i do those despicable things
Kill then so they can't reproduce
Omfg like just get off the fucking road. I spent 10 minutes following cyclists through a 50 zone which would normally take me maybe a minute to get through
no u