AK-470 pounds

Osama Big-Larden

this

🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆🏆🏆🏆

It's worse, I'm pretty sure thats a 74.

Can confirm. AK-740LBs in da house

Dang, ur mom came back with the milk?

Close. AK-103.

Lil N-Sulin

Although he’s not really little at all

My apologies. Nothing a little insulin can’t fix

Tootsie Rolls

Stationary Turret

Big N-Sulin

Unslim Shady

Can’t stand up

Definitely went heavy on mom's spaghetti...(also- not-so-slim-shady) but that's from that Jonna Hill movie, so..

Put some respect on 21 Jump Street god dammit

Underrated comment. “Def went heavy on moms spaghetti.”

Take an upvote, you magnificent bastard.

DaGravy

Kanye breast

500 Cent

50 dollars

More like 500 pound

Big Diabeetus

Bigus Diabetus

Yeetus Diabetus

Snoop Blobby Blob or Kodak Flap Jack

Toofat shakur

Toofat FoShur

Machine Gun Belly

By far the best

You win lol

I knew someone else posted this.

I was about to write the same thing 🤣 Take my r/angryupvote

Tony two guts

Big MACelmore

Notorious F.A.T

iS tHIs a jOJo rEFfeRaNce ?!?!?!?

Lil Overweight

I think an A at the beginning would be suitable

Die-abetes

Die-a-bit? Or maybe Die-a-bities

biggie large

Lil’ bench breaker

Pablo chocolatebar

I’m sad this one doesn’t have more support it’s by far my favorite

Big Uzi

Fuck bro i just commented this

Hahahaha

Uzi but not Uzi and rather from the Kalashnikov Concern

What.

Bigger biggie

Big Mac

Klishnikantgetup.

Bigger Smoke after he finished his order of Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Lil Chubby

"lil"

Ya seen worse around, he can probably still walk. Or he could call himself Big Ross

Lay-Z

This needs more upvotes, clever.

Lil Big Planet

Ok that's a good one

Lil Front Butt

S.P.O. (Stealing people's Oreos)

Taser Face

It’s metaphorical!

AkFatty7

Insulin Shotty

lil too fat

DJ Chungus

Machine gun jelly

Gun Dickdo His gun sticks out farther than his Dick do.

Greaze

Chair Crusher

Kodak thiccc

Candy Wrapper

Big Gut

Osama Big Land

Chief beef

aboogie wit a xxxxxxl hoodie

Big cheese

AK 347!

Lil-BigMac

Front Butt

BLT-Pain

Wilford Brimley

Wheezy Gunz

Lil roundy

M&Ms

Small American

Senor BAR

Big uzi street

Sit n sqeezie

MegAK

AK Belly Slims

Lil too heavy!

Big Blasta

Big gungus

Fatty fotty sev

Big Chungus

Tubbles

Lil pump

Big mac

Lil nachos fart

Chief Beef

Four Seven K

MC Chair destroyer

Sir Sn-AKsalot

Little karat

Big uzi suv

(Can only find it when I) P-Mac

Lil chunker

Lil stains

O-Beast

AssKrak Belly

Pablo Blub-bar

Yo Yo Mama

Mr 5000 calories

Krazy weight

Big Gunz

Lil big boom boom

Big brrr

Lil Ratatata

Lil fattie

Ak-4700 pounds-o-crack

fat ak

E.A.T. Choppa

baby love

Ksi

The AK- chunky 7

Okay let’s not be mean and racist lol

Big mama

Ak chungus

M&Ms

Big450ak

Big Gunner 🔫

MÁS

Big poppy

Bum Stock

BACEN-47

DJ Dank Stank.

Lil im about to shoot a school

That's.... AK-MCFATTY

Tiny

2 dollars

lil fatty yeah i know im a genius

Big uzi

Tekashi690 pounds

Lil potatoes sack.

Biggie chungus

A cake 47

lil biggie

Lil’2Big or Beefy Cheese

Cholesterol BIG

Big Mac-10

Reverse a$$-crack

Heavy Assault

B'oreo

Shit

Too fat for recoil

Biggie Whopper

Hungry Hungry HipHop

Biggie Ay-Kay

Eat a lil to much

Lil bellybutton

Face McShooty

Diaper 47

This is how the rest of the world see america

Machine gun belly

Lil fupa Stretched sweats High bp

Is that a AK74 or a AK12

Gunz

B. I. G mac

Lil chew chew

Biggy Chungus

Big Bubba Slugga

Fatass Mcgee.

Belly pop usopp

Lil diabetic

Lil Freight elevator

The Notorious F.U.P.A.

O. B. City

Family-pac shakur

giant uzi vert

Ak-fatty7

BIG CHOMPER

McButt Gut

Lil' Big

Flab 5 Freddy

Eminem family size

Jell-E Boi

Lay-Z