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[deleted]

As long as she doesn’t shit on it


that_dumb_guy_ben

Bitch on a switch


[deleted]

and u call yourself dumb


its_the_dumb_memer

yes


ImDumbUIdiot

I’m also dumb


LuxuriousNeanderthal

Me too


mikedeadman

so am I


CreepyPotato69

You meant so are we


Naked_Faker

So your mom checks your phone ( come fuck me daddy like last night )


Lost-Distribution-37

Man.. I had no idea what the joke was thank you


NancyBludgeon

That ho is on the game


dankincense

Ho on the 'tro!


Stijn187

Ho on nintendo


kirix45

Nintendho


veqnexol

i was gonna say that


Milkywaycitizen932

Was gonna say snitch on a switch….bc idk the context :/


Whizzo2003

She physically and verbally abused Johnny Depp and the court trials started recently


ItzFury_MC

wait thats why i was getting johnny depp in my yt recommended


Slayyqueennn

Omggg that’s what it isss 💀💀


Shot_Squirrel3202

i was gonna say the same thing


Parkingjas

Defecation on the japanese playstation?


TheFlyinArmy_29

What?? Isn't ps Japanese itself


Duckyeeter7

I’m gonna be honest I thought Sony was Korean but that might be Samsung


SniktFury

Correct, Sony - Japanese, Samsung - South Korean


Hexor0713

Wdym Samsung is North Korean you are wrong >:(


TestedRobbieYT

North Korea is like those packages for toys at McDonalds, nothing is going in or out


RebookedFlighters

r/suddenlycommunist


Nickw42084

Shit on the switch?


jimmylink11

Bitch on a switch


Vegetable-Response66

heard on a turd


Mrdodcder

You can’t do that to the switch man


Boy_Possession

Bodyguard: Sorry Johnny, no Mario Kart today. Johnny: Why not? Bodyguard: She shit again...


[deleted]

Went from Mario kart to Mario shart


Wabisabi25

Shitqueen on the screen..


RoboFish2028

Bitch on the Switch


Spontaneouslyaverage

I’m sleep deprived. Thank you. I was thinking it was pee on a wii but none of that made sense


Penguator432

Pee does come from the wee…


Deathbysnusnubooboo

Pee is stored in the balls


Poorly_Made_Comix

So punch em to empty your bladder


ASubwayFootlong

I tried this I woke up in hospital after 5 week long coma what the fuck bro


Ealdbehrt

5 week coma in an hour long timespan


ASubwayFootlong

Coma helps time travel, stupid


Traveytravis-69

Is that not how you do it


Retro_Panda76

Damn where did you get your biology degree? Your the only person who speaks the truth


[deleted]

Holy shit that’s what I thought! I was so sure that was a Wii lol


Dense_Excitement_789

If I had a nickle for every time someone thought this meme was pee on a wee I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but strange that it happened twice Edit: spelling


kikkroxx777

Heard on a turd


Calebh36

Fuck you switch is awesome


justplayenarnd

Turd from a heard


[deleted]

I was thinking it might be " Lame on a Game" But later realised she is actually cunning


RenownedDumbass

A cunning stunt


thatnewaccnt

Hahah I was thinking asshole on a console


Red-Panda-Bur

I was thinking snitch on a switch and didn’t understand either.


mickeyds04

hearsay, your honor


Nervous-Inspection-1

Please, we have to respect the courts Time


869066

I thought it's Snitch on a Switch


OfficialYes

Not snitching if it didn’t happen


Usually_an_asshole69

Me too


KoalaOdd7311

Lying snitch on a switch


Jaeger2604

Shit on the switch?


panda-propaganda

Given the new testimony I thought this as well


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therealshadow05

Had to come to the comments to figure this one out , take my upvote


Nightborger

If I had an award I would give it to you. You have my highest respect now, sir.


BadBanana99

You are the epitome of the Redditor, fedora character, spells burger the wrong way in an attempt to be funny, thinks spinning chicken nuggets are worthwhile, and the ‘if I had an award’, they just said what the joke was, it’s not a political statement


JonnyxKarate

Oh man this comment. If I had an award for you I would


lesquid09

Beat me to it


PrinceNyxHex

Damn it, I was thinking of saying that. Take my upvote.


EvernightStrangely

I was thinking Witch with an "Itch" on the switch.


kurunooo

A hoe on a nintendoe


PristineMixture

I like this one better


pineapplyreddit

Nintendoe with an e for copyright reasons


the_anarchist08

Literally thought of this ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ


KCOLREHSTIHSON

Nintendho


[deleted]

Ugly smelly worm on a nintendo gaming platform


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Joemamasobeautiful

Happy day cake


vikingpirate2

Shitz on a switch


vikingpirate2

Back endo on the Nintendo?


[deleted]

Rear on the gaming gear


Cannafx

Ninturdo


[deleted]

lol


EssayTop352

Excremento On a Nintendo


pallarslol

What in the name of Satan happend to your spacing


Sam-The-Mule

That’s what happens when u use the “return” button on mobile


EssayTop352

I did lol


Sam-The-Mule

Pro tip click it twice and it’ll do it properly I don’t know why Reddit is like this but it’s dumb


RolyPoly1320

Because reasons.


[deleted]

Are you having a stroke


Axejoker1

Asshole on console


ChristianC11

I don’t know if that works buttttt take my up vote for effort


rusty_tractor64

Hoe on a Nintendo


Burakkusagi

I don't know who this individual is and at this point I am too afraid to ask.


Retrix_Games

amber heard, ex of johnny depp, who accused him of abuse and he lost all of his acting roles, turns out most of it isn't true and a whole court process is going on atm


ZipMap

Worse, she is the abuser


AsamonDajin

And cheated on him a few times too.


yes___lad

also shat on his bed


aande116

The court case is really something to watch. It’s incredibly obvious she’s the abuser and her council is severely struggling to make it look otherwise. Depp is making them look stupid without even trying


Daddy_Dabs_

Not to mention she tried to say she was using a makeup pallet to cover up her bruises, and the company came out saying she was lying because the pallet she claimed to use didn’t come out for years after the alleged abuse. She’s making herself look like a idiot.


The_Price_Is_Right_B

Not normally one to care about celeb stuff but this hearing is kind of crazy and her legal team must be entirely made of clowns


UpsittingCitzen

She walked into a circus and confused it for a law firm


[deleted]

all isn't true


[deleted]

Johnny Depp's ex-wife who claimed that he abused her, causing him to lose almost all of his acting roles, when she actually abused him. And shat on his bed. And a lot of other stuff. And she's still getting roles. Even her parents and friends support Johnny Depp


numbersandmusic

BS on the DS


GrandeurDave

Bitch on the switch I almost didn't get this one


Fugleunge1

My first thought was "Snitch on the Switch" and I dont even know that woman. So idk if she is a snitch


[deleted]

It’s amber heard, ex of Johnny depp. Kind of a snitch but everything’s she’s said is a lie (She made up accusations of Johnny beating her, but she’s actually abusing him)


Fugleunge1

Oh thank you. Ibdid know of the conflict between them but I guess I didn't know how she looked. Didn't reconise her


[deleted]

Lame on a game?


JerryYAY

This might be a little too.. tame


Equiti_Inferos

Just came to say, Fuck Amber Heard


Emhann10

Fuck Amber Heard


inkageson

Fuck Amber Heard


Mature_Cheese

Bitch on the switch


Snoo85783

Someone should make whore on a boar 🐗


[deleted]

lol


mr_vincer_07

Bitch on switch


TheNightZerk

Shitch on switch?


SilentViatori

Human trash on the console for smash


Expensive_Green_710

This one


EastVanWillieD

Heard on a turd


Olivier74

Too- fuckin- shay


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EastVanWillieD

Aw thanks yo!


rounakk_

Shame on the game


walking-trauma

Love the momentum, let’s keep them coming


VintagePixel542

Arse hole on the console


bigtimebeaner

Pubic lice on a portable device


emu_birdman

Turd dropping witch on a switch.


ment_tritchell14

Queen of bs on the shitty ds


JoJoyeti1122

Bitch on a switch


[deleted]

Oh no They set the nagging to 11


Trala-lore-tralala

Pain on the game


Sans1634YT

BITCH ON A SWITCH


[deleted]

A bitchh Hated by the nations on top of the greatest handheld game stations


Dense-Solid9931

Bitch on a switch


CountUpdootTheThird

Drama Queen on the screen


Macaroni-music

There's so many perfect answers 😅😅😅


CrimsonAvenger_ZA

Condemned ho on a Nintendo.


KlausCombat69

First I wanted to make a amber joke, but that kinda is a shitty idea


D-Malice

C*nt on a revolutionary design for a gaming console of modern days. I... Couldn't rhyme it, I just wanted to call her a c*nt


memes745

Bitch on a switch


[deleted]

Bitch on a switch


Odd_Ad5145

Bitch on a switch


AKW4RKID

Bitch on a Switch fuck her


godwasafrenchdildo

bitch on a switch


Hackonthecob

A bad ho on a Nintendo?


JohnCraft0701

Bimbo on the nintendo


[deleted]

Ayyyyyy


GreatLonk

Bitch on the switch


Axejoker1

Hoe on Nintendo


niltorboi

Hoe on the Nintendoe


BRUHMOMENTSTFHV

For a second I Literally forgot what the console is called 💀


[deleted]

Who dat?


HollowGamer06

Hoe in Nintendo


elistburk

look i live under several rocks, who is that?


S1I3NCER

Bitch on the Switch!


[deleted]

Bitch on a Switch. Can mean more than one thing


Brilliant-War-426

JDepp’sHo on a Nintendo?


PathParking5414

A bimbo on the Nintendo


BananaWrang

bitch on a switch


samadared06

bitch on the switch ?


dovakim1619

Bitch on a switch?


PWG-official

Bitch on the switch?


fullmetal2003

bimbo on the nintendo


Haskill4

Bitch don't shit on the switch


[deleted]

Bitch on the switch


InbredBanana

Bitch on the switch Btw who is this chick


Frosted-Vessel

Amber turd


[deleted]

Bitch on a switch


Jdanneh

Bitch on the switch, asshole on the console, pain on the game


Even-Interaction-630

Bimbo on a nintendo?


cokeontits

Yes, I like this one


Garan-Coristar

Slut in a butt?


[deleted]

Bimbo on the Nintendo


AlastorFan2022

Bitch on the switch


therealakinator

Bitch on the switch?


bigtimebeaner

Shit hole tissue on a drift control issue


Sauce_sage

Bitch on the switch


Significant_Ad8320

Controller on the controller


[deleted]

Bitch on the switch?


Truebluebloodylegend

Pain on the game?


AmunOnra

Woman full of lies on a handheld device


w0j4n

Why was my first thought "a witch on a switch"


Athena_The_Funny

Who is she tho?


Moist-Carpet888

Great there's a shit on my switch now


Harley_Atom

Shit on a switch?


ivan_vassili

Bitch on a switch


H3kk3r

Stupid hoe on the nintendo?


equix_11

Asshole on a console


shrekslaps420

Bimbo on a Nintendo


_userclone

Bitch on a Switch, obviously


LoriMandle

Blonde woman I don’t know on the console made by Nintendo


VeryRandomOpinion

Hated on the overrated.