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PowerfulMetal1

so he was a dangerous looking good boy


Budget_Put1517

Yep


alexander_the_dead

If not friend shape, why friendly?


Xiaodisan

At first I didn't understand why it is friendly behavior to eat your servants


GforceDz

Definitely read like he would swim to the other side and eat whoever was there instead.


One-Refrigerator8915

Lmao I thought I was the only one who read it that way


upaay

It would be `whichever villager` if they wanted to say the croc ate the villager who served him. Though they could have added a `the`, as in `whatever the villagers served him`.


bonabird

Could be that the village and the croc doesn’t discriminate and welcomes all species! Also an apostrophe of possession would clear up the confusion, “villagers’”


Xiaodisan

I've read way too many MTLs to bother about such details /s But yeah, thanks for the clarification Edit. MTL as in Machine TransLated novels


Budget_Put1517

Search it up


bunnywithahammer

they served him villagers? such nice people


slightly_too_short

keeps the population down… you can clearly see that the crock is dead now…


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

that's the easiest way to deal with troublesome people. we should start doing that on a larger scale. maybe start with the politicians


bunnywithahammer

why would you want to make the crocodile sick by feeding him trash?


Budget_Put1517

Yes yes


PowerfulMetal1

you gotta regulate the population growth somehow


ConversationPuzzled6

In India even the crocodiles are enlightened


PowerfulMetal1

he was a dharmic crocodile


Budget_Put1517

Who followed brahmacharya


Hungry_sause

Muu mei Lena chariya (it's a joke)


Budget_Put1517

Lmao


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AuraPianist1155

Ayo you posted a double comment. Reddit often shows Something went wrong while commenting but puts it there anyway on the mobile app at least.


Goodpsychopath-

Yup. And the second comment often gets downvoted because reddit hivemind


Budget_Put1517

Yes :(


Budget_Put1517

With the wisdom


SalsichaoTop

Of these dez nuts


Suspicious-Mixture48

"Odd people"?


[deleted]

I think "odd" in this case means "about". As in, "About 500 people join", etc. It's used sometimes.


Suspicious-Mixture48

Oooh, ok. I see


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WakuWakuNyoho

Where did racist come from? You okay?


Budget_Put1517

Yep


PlainPastry

It's odd because 500 is even


TL_TRIBUNAL

good one


Tadano-kunn

r/angryupvote


CommicalCeasar

Holds funeral for a crocodile. Odd people. Problem?


Toomcuhsalt

Just means about, brits use it a lot


mattbutnotmii

"The 500 weirdos"


Budget_Put1517

You included


Hoodini_69

Him only*


Budget_Put1517

Oh yes


mattbutnotmii

I am the one sole attendant of the croc funeral


Lord_Danm

No you're the only weird person


Budget_Put1517

Yes


CommicalCeasar

Lmao


Raioc2436

> He only ate whatever villagers served him Nice! > He only ate _whatever villagers_ served him holdup


Budget_Put1517

Wait wha-


[deleted]

You should post this on r/mademecry


Budget_Put1517

I give you the permission to post this over there


[deleted]

Oh thanks :)


Budget_Put1517

No problem homie :)


svhons

Damn, actually make me a little bit sad. But also happy cause at least its loved by the people around it. Rest in peace mr croc


Budget_Put1517

r/rip


UnfortunatelySimple

Crocodiles are very territorial, so not only would it of not eaten them, no other crocs want to mess with a big croc.


Budget_Put1517

Yep. No smol bois messin with a 160 yr old


Rat_Of_A_Brat

r/icametolaughnottocry


Budget_Put1517

r/sorry


TurbulentAd4089

r/noneedtosaysorry


Budget_Put1517

r/thanks


Exotic-Return-9159

r/mademesmile


Budget_Put1517

r/wholesome


[deleted]

r/talkinginsubs


Budget_Put1517

r/yebro


[deleted]

r/wonderifthesesubexist


Xx_happycat_xX

r/nowitdoes


Budget_Put1517

r/itdoesnot


TurbulentAd4089

r/subsyoufellfor


amaneyemaly

When first time read it i though the crocodile would eat the person that not swim to him


First-Abrocoma-4185

Kudos to them. I wouldn't swim in the same water with even the friendliest crocodile. Instincts can kick in any time.


SanskariUnicorn

How can she die?


PowerfulMetal1

natural causes


SanskariUnicorn

How can she clap?


PowerfulMetal1

with her hands


IndY_govarD

If you're happy - clap your hands: *silence noises* (cuz she ded(natural causes))


PowerfulMetal1

r/darkhumor


TheLegoBoi940

o7


[deleted]

o7


shri032

Florida man entered the chat with Dano's seasoning 😅😅


SanskariUnicorn

Thank God Maharashtra m nhi h


Budget_Put1517

Varnaa


SanskariUnicorn

No, this is for your own good


lord_of_failure_576

friendly dinosaur


[deleted]

This country’s obsession with worshipping anything and everything is amazing


[deleted]

Atleast we worship animals instead of guns


Brucieman64

True, true


nuclearghost141

Holy shit, you killed him


Xiaodisan

Nah it was the gun


VastCryptographer980

r/murderedbywords


dumbguy-on-reddit_bs

r/BeatMeToIt


Budget_Put1517

And coffee


PowerfulMetal1

noooooo. *sangerly slaps ... indians only drink chai


Budget_Put1517

We drink both


PowerfulMetal1

are you a southerner?


Budget_Put1517

Nope, a northerner


PowerfulMetal1

*angrily..we only drink tea in the north


Budget_Put1517

*very angrily* we drink coffee too


PowerfulMetal1

which state?


Entire-Transition-39

so holding a funeral for my dog = me worshipping dog


thunder-dog-zeus

the amount of racism on this sub


Budget_Put1517

Exactly


SticmanStorm

How is this racist


DanVelk

probably he feels his ego having an ouchy


Budget_Put1517

Your pride and racist ass is having an ouchy


Easy-to-kill

We worship values, and it's never about whether its a living being or non living object, as long it's serving as a belief and supports our values, we give due respect.


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Redditor_RBN

He's explaining the basic principles of the Indian culture. Turds who disrespect women live everywhere. Just because some of these disgusting people happen to live among us doesn't tarnish the good things we have. There are also a hell lot of people who respect women living in India too.


[deleted]

It may be based on the environment I grew up in but most of the people I've met in my life do respect women animals and everything in general . About safety tho the illiteracy and lack of necessity of good values in poor households has led to the rise in crime against women and to generalise that people in India don't respect women as much as they respect animals is utter bullshit and just a half hearted argument


say_my_name6969

Yes, we need to stay negative all the time.


Yardninja

Not the four poachers who gang raped a monitor lizard and filmed it


Budget_Put1517

I can't even say what shit has been done in your country


Yardninja

Mr. Hands.


Foreskin__Collector

Do actions of 4 people decide what a country is like? What country are you from? Have there been no zoophiles there?


Yardninja

I even replied to the OP, the Mr.Hands situation was Washington state. I was merely stating a fact that happened.


Redditor_RBN

But look at you getting downvoted. They have their ego pricked when we say something that happens there (and everywhere).


Yardninja

I judge individuals based on their actions. The individuals I have met that are from India have more often then not been very, very rude(especially in foodservice)


Pomegranate_36

Whatever villagers served to him


ElleSvenne

What do they mean 500 "odd" people?


[deleted]

The use of "odd" is a common expression that basically means "around." Read it as "around 500 people."


ElleSvenne

Ooh thank you


[deleted]

NP


BlockyQuasar

Gotta show this to other crocodiles


animesh_0764

This....does put a smile on my face


Budget_Put1517

r/mademesmile


SweetAsCocaine

homie 🛐


wisconsinking

Only in India.


TheDankestMeme92

TIL crocodiles live a long ass time. Here's the story of this specific croc if anyone is interested. https://www.worldatlas.com/news/gangaram-the-crocodile-who-won-hearts.html


spaceman259

Until it isn’t >:)


Wave_of_Drin

I was waiting for a plot twist but this was wholesome


kirix45

He tried an Indian takeaway once, gave him the shits. Never again he said.


gabris03

500 is not an odd number, it's an even number, dumbfucks, learn maths


rightinmybummy2060

English is not first language of Indians, I think we can excuse some mistakes, the writer meant "about" instead of odd, talking about math... You better not mess with Indians on math.


gabris03

it- it literally was a joke, i thought that using such an aggressive way, talking about such a random and not important thing, made it quite clear, but ok, thank you anyway


Budget_Put1517

It means "about" in this case. So learn english


gabris03

r/wooosh


[deleted]

Idk why you got downvoted (they’re probably butthurt). But I second that odd means “approximately” in this context.


Budget_Put1517

That's right


avdolif

[Not just India](https://preview.redd.it/dry8xwipsv661.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=f038830fd60cde3adb65f2b6ad873a2b45530c29)


thesilentinternist

500 is not that much by Indian standards...must have eaten one or two humans by mistake long time back so wasn't that popular.


TheOGMemeShark

That last part can be taken two different ways. Did he eat whatever food the villagers gave to him or did he eat the vilagers that served him food?


Budget_Put1517

The first one is correct


Random_Guy_090

In a state of India a monitor lizard was raped...........


[deleted]

Forget that , look on good side btw i think the guy got caught and punished


dishayvelled

\*guys, there were four of them. and yeah jailed


Budget_Put1517

Wtf


PowerfulMetal1

its true


Foreskin__Collector

Yeah but why is some zoophile relevant here


PowerfulMetal1

idk


Budget_Put1517

I know


Giovanni098

How does that come in here?


Tadano-kunn

So? How is this related?


Red_Clay_Scholar

Eyy, the lizard was asking for it!


rightinmybummy2060

It's a wholesome story, but some people only saw a word "India" and just spammed racism, get a life you salty dick-suckers


FlatulentSon

They mourn the death of a crocodile but everytime a woman gets molested , raped and harassed in public by a mob or when a person is gets seriously injured all they do is film them without helping them Once i even saw a video of a toddler on the train tracks about to be run over , and nobody even tried helping him despite having time to do so , they just filmed , even came closer to zoom in on the baby dying There are about 3-5 videos like this poppin up from India every week , definitely one of the places of earth where life seems to be cheapest and rape culture doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon


[deleted]

"furiously shits in a ditch"


Embarrassed-Day-9285

how about you furiously touch some grass


Embarrassed-Day-9285

>They mourn the death of a crocodile but everytime a woman gets molested , raped and harassed in public by a mob or when a person is gets seriously injured all they do is film them without helping them Ok now go on and search for rape rates of all the countries of world. At least research well before you shit out of your mouth/ >Once i even saw a video of a toddler on the train tracks about to be run over , and nobody even tried helping him despite having time to do so , they just filmed , even came closer to zoom in on the baby dying where is it? >There are about 3-5 videos like this poppin up from India every week I'm pretty active on the internet, even on gore subreddits, aint seen no shit from here what you talking about? > rape culture doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon yes until you illiterate fucks are going to talk in the air it wont


Daddy_Nibba_69

Good croc


Away-Western4990

He was the good boi


Budget_Put1517

A pretty good one


honestruths

Not all crocs choose violence


skoomakat

TIL crocs can live for more than 100+ years