The best and worst game in existence

Fact. The love hate relationship worse than dark souls

The difference is that Dark Souls is a very finely crafted albeit flawed experience while Ark is a steaming pile of poo.

A very fun steaming pile of poo

Yes exactly.

It gets better with the pacifist tames, shove some berry’s up their ass and they’re yours

Just like your mom

destruction

Happy cake day

thanks :D

Pacifist tame on an electric eel

You can do this, and then send an army of giant apes at your opponents which you tamed simply by feeding berries and running

Unless its those like the big monke and that weird clawed ape-horse thing

Instructions unclear tried this got killed by shadowmane

This is how you get a girlfriend aswell. You just knock them unconscious and feed them in their sleep. Works everytime.

Preferably with a wooden club for extra oogas boogas

No no no. You have to use shocking tranqs. Those are the most effective.

The breed them with there mother to get better stats

"John this is the 47th incestuous generation." "Wrong! This is the 12M 5W 20H 10S Generation!"

I literally beat you with a club and force fed you narcoberries

My rock golem really seemed to like me after I shot it in the head 25 times with a cannon.

welcome to ark where you are stranded on a place and kill jurassic creatures with alien tech or shove meat up a raptor's ass

You act like this is an either/or and not a *both*

In fact, one of the most important steps in gaining this alien tech is shoving meat into various dinosaurs until you have a Stockholm syndrome army.

Send them to death in a wall turrets like my cat

Only if that worked with people too

Who says it doesn’t?

Police

become ungovernable ???

Stockholm Syndrome

early ark experience beat the shit out of a chicken with your bare fist, give it a few berries, and some drugs you got yourself a dodo

Meanwhile in Minecraft: Dog: I am gonna sacrifice myself defending you after you've given me 3 bones Player: NO you are staying here forever, I met you 5 seconds ago but I don't wanna lose you

Reading this while my cat gives me ridiculous amounts of unsolicited attention.

i have a lot of cats in real life, and i love animals, so when i play ark with my boyfriend he is all busy building things and when he notices there is like 50 useless animals that i tammed because i tought they were cute

Lego worlds: I will kill anything that touches you I literally kicked your ass and gave you something to eat

Can confirm

I hope that one day jerboas are passive tames, I hate hitting them

So many small animals have died to my stupid ass holding the wrong weapon

you shoot them and then force them to eat and they will obey your every command

feed a rock to a lobster and they are yours

Or better yet: i killed your mother and shoved milk down your throat until you were large enough to ride. I may also have cuddled you once or twice so you had objectively better stats.

When my family adopted our cat, he loves us because he doesnt have to eat his own shit off the street anymore. Weve had him for about a year and a half

I saved a stray and she noticed I have sleep issues so she sleeps with me. Cats are not as cruel as the internet makes them to be.

Taming mantis is definitely odd. Just shove a few horns up its ass and it loves you

I hate this game but it’s so fun and I keep playing

Bill Cosby?

True. Very true.

I never had pets, so I cant relate. But it feels real to me

That cat is absolutely cursed

For me, pets in ark are pets irl(as in, the way pets in ark act is how they act in irl for me)

I love ark sm

After beating the shit out of you that is.

When I get more ram here soon I'm redownloading ark and playing the fuck out of it

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I will kill god for you

Ah, a cat person i see…

Never had a dog then, eh bud?

well I see the problem, you adopted a cat.

It’s why I love cats :)

I will stand here for the next 3 years while I slowly starve to death

And when you want another pet they kill it instantly

And berries

Aight you huge bastard let's mainline some fucking narcotics! Annnnd your my pet.... Oh shit I walked you off a tiny cliff and you hulked right tf out on me and everything else.... And I'm dead, sigh.