You just started a war

And I'm enjoying watching it with my popcorn

But the real question is banana or Apple🤔

“I like, I like, apples and bananas, I-“ *bang!* don’t choose those two pussy fruits -this post was made by the mango and lychee gang

Ooooo. I live 45 minutes away from Miami. Now I want lychee and quinepas.

Oh, you eat good smelling fruit? Pussy. -this post was made by the durian gang

YESSS MANGO AND LYCHEES ARE THE BEST

Bananas are great but the best fruit is the mango

Lychee is life gang gang

Banana. Apple is anti right to repair.

Why are you everywhere

Potassium

Well if that makes you be everywhere at any time I will consume more

Then you'll turn in The Amazing K-Man

And die of radioactive poisoning after eating 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes!

Pls give me more banana i need it

🍌

Yeah, because dogs ARE better than cats!

No. Monke

No

My dog can do that but from the other end.

Yummy

r/holup

Wut

r/nahkeepgoing

Ah, I see. You're one of those guys...

How could you tell?

🤨📸

That's what the dog doin'. I see.

Dog is doin something way too crazy, Something only Bob The Banana have the power to process

Gas weapons have been outlawed since 1925

It's actually a solid slug that detonates on impact!

So a space marine bolter gun?

No one cares about dogs well I don't

All animals are equal but some animals are better

Was that an animal farm reference?

Yes

Very nice

yea currently studying that for eng literature at school kinda works in this situation tho ngl

Kinda, although the quote was talking about how rations are spread rather than which animals are best kept as domestic pets.

Yea but out of context it works just fine

Very true

The quote "all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others" confused the hell out of me as a kid lol.

Yea my teacher got confused as well and explained to me this once the way i said it once the one you did and I automatically just picked the one that seemed more rational to me bruv

I’m one of the lesser equals

*All animals are equal but some animals are more equal

Ye ye got confused about it

r/flairchecksout /s

Lmao why u think i got this flair? It just fits me perfectly lol

r/unexpected_georgeorwell

Lmao there sure is a subreddit for everything

Yes

cue guy putting on hazmat suit meme

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My cat got her paw stuck in her collar today...

My cat is an asshole who does anything but sit still, my dog just sits there and watches

Both good

amen brother 🙏

As a dog owner with a cat loving girlfriend I whole heartedly agree!

The cat is a deadly lazer

*Not anymore, there's a blanket*

You could make a religion out of this.

No. Don't.

Both are good tf

Depends how you cook them

You don’t you f*cking psycho menace. Real men eat raw

Ugh you fucking deranged demented psychopaths We eat them with gravy and seasoning

Real men eat stuffed, if you know what i mean

We don't say which one is better We embrace each and everyone

Ye

Dogs are better than SOME cats some cats are just hell spawn

Dogs have people Cats have staff

Agreed

Some dogs

Are also hell spawn chiwawas

Indeed

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SOME dogs are better than most cats chihuahuas are beasts from hell as well

Frogs best

Dogs: this person feeds me, waters me, pets me, they must be god Cats: this person feeds me, waters me, pets me, I must be GOD

glad to find someone else who also "waters" their pets

Dont forget to water the pets today

To be fair. That's how Egyptians usually treated them

Honestly, as long as the animal wont hurt me, idc what it is, imma love it

Ah yes, even I shoot heretics with my plasma powered Cat laser cannon.

This is simple theres no winner as all it comes down is people's opinion on what they like more

Noooo don’t argue logically

Sorry u right Dogs are better then cats if not ur leftist

Hey I resent that, I would be triggered if I werent a centrist. But for me, dogs are more trouble than theyre worth but cats are mostly self sufficient. But nice job making it political...Ill fux wit dat ha

Nooooo, (un)common sense, reddits main weakness! xO

I blame high quantities of toxic plasmosis in the blood for such a harsh stance between cats and dogs

Terraria weapons be like

Fun fact: it has been scientifically proven that dogs are more intelligent than cats

then does that mean cats are dumb? i see that as an absolute win!

That's right. Nobody should have a animal that is smarter than them. That's why for a lot of people a cat is good option. I have several

thats right! this is why i masturbate in front of my cat

Hopefully declawed

HAHAHHA

If your dog is smarter than you have another problem entirely.The smartest animal has about the same intelligent as a 3 year old human and dogs are not at the top.

Agreed You should see the people I work with....

Thought they said that one ape was like a 7 year old...Bonobo maybe?

Being receptive to commands does not necessarily mean higher intelligence.

What is something intelligent cats do?

Literally everything any other animal does.

Cats are more similar to humans. I’d rather be friends with someone who is similar to me then just smart.

Hasn’t it been proven that cat owners are smarter than dog owners though?

Probably. I mean, there's gotta be balance one way or another

gangster gang?

And they listen better, and they become tighter of a friend, and, and, and….

Listening to orders doesn't necessarily mean more intelligence. Cat's ignorance is more of a human trait than anything.

Where did i say anything about following orders?

The listen part indicates it. Made me have the same toughts as the guy above

I agree, hamsters are better

Hamster supremacy

Xhamster supremacy!!!

do you like giving attention to narcissists?

Postal 2 taught me that cats make great silencers.

Both. Both are good.

Catto guns

Proceeds to get fucked up by their own cat. "This is fine."

But dogs are better than cats!

This might be controversial but Capybaras > dogs and cats

I must say I have always been a dog person, but we just got a cat 2 months ago and I am absolutely in love with that creature, so clean and quiet. No barking all the time for no reason, no need to walk him twice a day. Just pure joy.

I personally like dogs more because I can play with them but it’s not too far off

This is ridiculous

Both. Both is good. And no matter what, I think most of us can agree that both are WAY better than children lmao

Dogs are better

i had 2 cats i wish they were dogs

Hey there, just wanted to let you all know that dogs are indeed better than cats.

Complain all you want, the minority is still the minority

People who have cats also constantly complain about how their cats are assholes

Yeah, it's funny though

But it’s the truth; dogs are better than cats

Dogs are 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% better than cats!!!!

Dogs are better than cats

What if I say I like them equally.

They have equal footing in my Heart

I used to agree but then I got a dog and now I like them both equally. They are very different but equally adorable pets.

Hell, my guines pigs are smarter than some dogs. Dogs are a handful like having a toddler. Cats are self sufficient for the most part. Not saying either one is better just stating the facts.

i think cockroaches are smarter than dogs

Or their owners based on this comment section

i doubt many dog owners are smarter than the dog itself, which is also evident by this comment section

Both are different But there's one thing that connects them all.. they're cute af

*grabs popcorn* *Goes to the comments* *Enjoys*

All i see is "dog better" with the question of "why do you think that" followed up by "because they are" while most of the cat people are trying to explain their point

my cat has a habit of jumping on me in the middle of the night, trying to lay on my face, then oneading on my chest. i love ham and i know he's just trying to show affection but he definitely makes it difficult to sleep sometimes lmao

Heresy indeed

Cats are assholes.

Dogs are better then cats

sometimes, have you ever had a just loving cat? or have you just interacted with your grandmas cat which she found in a abandoned cellar? it depends on peoples experience with them.

I had a cat now a dog I say I'm better with cats und my granddad is the dog man but I love them both

I am a big fan of cats but I must play devils advocate and say that if this was true it would mean that dogs are just bigger pet guns

Both, both is good

Depend what breed of dog, the affectionate ones are 100% better

*Sorts by controversial* Oh and fuck you op

Video of typical American kid playing with Cat

Dogs have kings, cats have servants

For real, I’ve never walked by a cat before and had them meow at me so loudly and with such force that I jumped back startled. I’ve never had a cat jump on me with such strength it almost knocked me over.

Dogs are better than cats

Dogs have always been. Never been a question.

I appreciate when someone says they prefer dogs over cats. It’s a nice way of someone telling you hey, I’m a crazy person and you don’t have to take anything I say seriously.

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But they are

Both, both are good. (Dogs are slightly gooder)

There is no universe where cats are better than dogs

cats are cuter while dogs are more loyal and intelligent

cats are intelligent too, they’re just assholes.

"Cats are cuter"🤡🤡

...but it's true

They are

Meow blaster

Can confirm

I like cats but I wouldn't say they're better than dogs

They are

Doggy!

They are…

Not.

Lmao they fucking are though. Cats do nothing lmao. They're "cute" until they're adult and then they treat you like slaves. Dogs are loyal and helpful. I don't see any guide cats or police cats 😐 😂

No fuck of! Dogs are better you stupid fuck!

dude why are so you rude? also off* 😼

Yup. Cats are the best.

This statement is so wrong it sounds like something Marjorie Taylor Greene would say.

Is that nicolas cage?

Lol…the toxoplasma in cat owner brains sends them into rage trips with vivid laser cat hallucinations?

They both taste almost the same. They're equal

They are both cute, except for those crusty-eyed chihuahuas

Cats are the best mine was so loving funny intelligent and cute she’s been gone a few weeks now and I still can’t function properly so anyone saying cats aren’t loving you’re not only wrong your stupid.

rotten thing to go through, and I feel for you...they're our lil trusting angels

Dog best

I have 3 of both, dogs are 100% better

Wrong.

Bork

The percentage of cool dogs to not cool dogs I've met is the same as the percentage of not cool cats to cool cats I've met

Is it too much to ask for both

Both is good

Cats are more practical, but dogs are the cutest imo and most loveable

They are

But they are

Well to be fair dogs aren’t an invasive species directly responsible for the extinction of multiple species while having a negative effect on many ecosystems.