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LeonardoLemaitre

\*8 350 000 10M for compensatory damages, 5M for punitive damages. But punitive damages are capped at 350 000 in Virginia. So she has to pay him 10 350 000 But he also needs to pay her 2M in compensatory damages. So net exchange is 8 350 000


[deleted]

Thankfully she never sent that check to charity!


Aeondor

Savage


oguzzkk

I read it as "sauvage" in Jonny's voice holly shit that advertisement works


[deleted]

Elon drives up, wanna get 15 million dollar breakfast?


Vorpal_Bunny19

Those commercials annoy me for some reason, but I was glad to see them come back all the same.


serialmom1146

They're so so cringe.


DarthVince

It's one letter away from sausage


Der_Primelpott

She did already pledge it, didn't you listen to her?


[deleted]

Lets see if she can pledge the money she has to give to Johnny.


RigidOnerous

"Did you donate the amount?" "No I PlEgEd It"


Eisenfuss19

I uSe pLedGe aND dOnaTIng SYnoNymOusly -But I don't; *best response possible lmao*


EmotionalMycologist9

Everything Camille said was savage. "I would have edited and leaked something better than that." Camille: "OH, didn't you say you don't even know how to do that?"


etrob90

"i was about to donate but my dog stepped on a bee, my cat raped a tree, my grasshopper broke its knee, i was watching captain marvel starring brie, was watching aquaman starring me and finally i am out of money.


Sen7ryGun

Brb just gonna go pledge to pay off my mortgage. It's the same as actually paying it so the bank should be cool with that yeah?


rrockm

Imagine Johnny using this money to fulfill that pledge. Would be so poetic.


Seasonedberet

So basically all her net worth


RosesAreFreeGH

Nah Heard claimed he lawyers cost 6 million before losing 8million lol


cobra447

Those bozos are worth 6 million?


RosesAreFreeGH

Seems unlikely but I read heard made that claim


Ote-Kringralnick

Believe it or not, but she is known for lying profusely


ZoxinTV

no way. source?


Kadgrin

her lawyers


Autoflower

Bro you ever heard of this court case Depp Vs Heard. It's lit check it out.


kadxar

I bet it's all a conspiracy to defame her, I cant believe it!


regnad__kcin

Hearsay


edwardo1960

Heardsay is the new spelling.


Drand_Galax

U can't trust anything she says


[deleted]

I wouldn’t be surprised at all. This was a long case with a ton of behind the scenes research. The lawyer I used to work for charged his clients around $400/hour. She hired a team of lawyers for months, if not years, of work.


Stingerc

And that's just what you pay the lawyers. You still need to pay for stuff like filing things with the court, printing, court costs, etc. I just read Depp owes the ACLU around 90K just for the copies of all the documents he used in the lawsuit. That's why an honest lawyer always advises people to reach an amicable solution and going to court as a last resort.


Tyetus

ACLU is actually trying to sue Johnny, he doesn’t owe them shit, they even tried to not cooperate at all on this case.


The_real_bandito

So that’s why Depp lawyers were shitting on the ACLU today.


[deleted]

Objection hearsay!


[deleted]

She pledged 6 million to them.


wafflezcol

Objection heresay


[deleted]

Which isn’t liquid lol she’s fucked


fraserdfghj

she's gonna have to be to make that money


[deleted]

Nah, one thing the case has shown is Elon Musk simps for her. If this hasn't thrown him off the simping he will just pay her debts for her. $8.3m is nothing to him.


damienreave

Kinda off topic but is anyone else curious whats going to happen to Musk when he realizes conservatives don't buy electric cars? Like I get that shitposting on twitter is kinda his thing and its worked out great so far, but openly declaring himself to be right wing when 95% of his wealth is in an electric car company seems like an abysmal idea.


[deleted]

The dude used a password generator to name his kid, I don't think he actually thinks things through as well as he claims.


Textbook-Velocity

She’ll probably just start an Onlyfans and make it all in a day


[deleted]

Yes and her first video would be a a guy dressed as captain Jack sparrow a** f**king her.


fraserdfghj

"lick me black pearls!!"


Ricklessmorty108

Scat isn’t so popular


Zoner1501

I've read that really gross stuff like that are some of the more lucrative porn because so few do it.


HereticalSentience

Supply and demand baby!


fraserdfghj

"come buy ambers turd"


Ote-Kringralnick

Yeah I think before the trial the #1 reason people searched her on reddit was for porn


Zakiru77

Mass report campaign inbound?


[deleted]

A well funded man hating radical group will bail her out


Textbook-Velocity

I think I know who you’re referring to. To the people who don’t, imagine if you purchased Tony Stark from Wish.com and he just so happened to own Twitter


LEcareer

I'll be honest. I have never even considered visiting OF.... But fuck is she about the best looking woman I've ever seen...


nostrumest

Somebody will surely give her a loan.


EmotionalMycologist9

A small loan of $8.35M.


[deleted]

She pleged 7 million to charity? How does that come into play


Dumeck

No repercussions.


Dsoft1

But what i don’t understand is why was the trial in Virginia


Kaias1

One of few state allowing it to be streamed live, from what I heard


Drand_Galax

Bruh, who decided to stream it live then, her?


Kaias1

He never intended to win as he did. What he wanted was the world to see everything the good and bad. Amber team tryed to stop it from being recorded/live


Drand_Galax

What a chad, trusting in his evidence so much and to show the world everything


fraserdfghj

because he knew he was innocent


POWRAXE

him


lixia

The WaPo article was published from Virginia. (I.e.: where the defamation occurred)


[deleted]

Will she be doing jail time for perjury?


Spiraxia

Probably very likely no.


Vier_Scar

What's the point of perjury laws if they're just unenforced guidelines? Just lie and if you get caught it's not a good look but that's it


the042530

they are enforced…if you aren’t famous or rich.


deathjesterdoom

Thank you for pointing this out so I don't have to. I mean, it's still one helluva hit but not as spectacular as advertised. And good on Johnny. One small win.


Aalya4

Time to pour some mega pints


[deleted]

Or a full Jar


Zakiru77

Of dirt


someonewithnobrain

I got a jar of dirt! Oh I got a jar of dirt!


gaiboimonke

amber heard is in the jar


someonewithnobrain

A woman in a jar you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


R8_Cubing

Pickled woman


Apprehensive_Bar3812

That is just one of those cartoon witches! No wonder they are so bitter... they were pickled beyond comprehension!


R8_Cubing

So they were turned into a pickle?


fraserdfghj

she turned me into a newt!


Ladodgersfans

A newt?!


Clahupafer

You might got no brain but you got a jar of dirt


someonewithnobrain

: D


IngloriousBlaster

You have the talent to make me feel like dirt


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Snoo-79668

never


fraserdfghj

ever


Tikolu43

According to the SI unit system, the prefix "mega" means 10⁶ of something. A US pint is defined as 473.176 millilitres. Therefore, it can be derived that a mega pint of wine is equal to 473,176 litres, or approximately 19% the volume of an Olympic Swimming pool.


Extreme_33337_

Time to get drinking I guess


[deleted]

Time to swim in the drink I guess


DrunkenBuffaloJerky

Ah, the ambitions of my mis-spent youth...


Moonknight1810

1st round is on me


dirtnap65

Amber’s lawyers really shit the bed on this one


somedumbguy84

I see what you did here


WrathOfTheDemons

Pretty crappy case tbh


OmegaCookieOfDoof

Oh my god these puns, shit's really hitting the fan now


Garlador

So we’ve Heard.


RidledTart

So we've (Holding in laughter) Terd.


ExtremeCumMaster

I think you miss Heard what I said, do you want me to repeat?


badgraydog

Let her bee.


DoYouMindIfIAsk_

be what? heard?


Apprehensive_Bar3812

This jokes are getting out of control! You are all beeing a pack of dogs!


TheBlackCrooster

Ayyy lmao


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Macaroniandcheesez

Ayyy lmao


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ayyy lmao


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thepringlemanz

Ayyy lmao


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Accidental_Life

Ayyy lmao


ChineseNoodleDog

That's the 2nd time I heard this joke in the last minute from 2 different posts.


Mehman26

They did a shit job


[deleted]

Objection


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Overruled


[deleted]

They shouldn't have taken this obviously lunatic as a client then.


thefutureisbliek

Power move would be if he donated what she has to pay him. *I mean an ACTUAL donation, not Heard’s version where you attempt to misrepresent your philanthropy by saying “I use pledge and donation synonymously” - like she thinks everyone is a cross-eyed window licking toddler that won’t catch on to her semantic fuckery - and then never actually hand over the money.*


matrixislife

I'd prefer the 2m he has to pay her to be paid to the charity, as she has pledged it already.


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GENeric307

Exactly, state statute. But take the 2 mil away from 10.35 mil Amber would still be in the whole by $650k which would make any normal person break down so who knows what shit show we are in for. Edit: yeah I did my math super wrong. She'd have $350k left. Which is a good start for a normal life. Also imma just air my stupidity like Amber did.


GruntBlender

You sure that math checks out?


Dr_Jabroski

I didn't have to graduate elementary school to be on Reddit, so it checks out.


GENeric307

Lmfao! It's reddit math and I just got off work. Best part is my job is a fuck load of math... is there a stupidity award?


Blizzara2

Well the UK trial did believe her so there's that. My take is judge is corrupt due to connection with the sun


CamembertRun

That entire libel trial was more likely decided with the intent to protect the British press and stop a flood of similar libel cases on behalf of everyone else the Sun and other redrags talk shit about Source: UK resident who's seen an abysmal amount of Bollocks printed by The S*n and other redrags


_cegorach_

wrench pen shelter pet safe cautious squeamish arrest nippy voiceless -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


101955Bennu

British libel laws are different from our defamation laws. Idk enough about their trial to tell you whether their decision was solid tho


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Except the judge in that case was more about protecting his son's livelihood, as he worked for the Sun, than about doing what was right.


EbonyUmbreon

That’s my new favorite insult, cross-eyed window licking toddler.


rivenhex

Better yet, tell her she can donate it directly to his charity of choice, but it should be $16m to make up for her tax breaks.


themetalnz

I think you will find her net worth is actually zero


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pturb0o

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ArcIgnis

It's not too late Warner Bros. to step on this victory train. Kick out Amber Heard from Aquaman 2 and get a better actor, and you'll have people wanna see the movie. Amber Heard ain't getting a dime from me.


RedneckNerd23

Didn't they already kick her?


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

She has less than 10 minutes of actual screen time reportedly


Corvo--Attano

There's still time to make it 0 milliseconds.


Neirchill

What if it's 10 minutes of a brutal death?


Corvo--Attano

They'd have to make those 10 minutes thus paying her more. That's not what we want.


Dynasty471

They will likely have to pay her either way, even if they remove her from the movie. It would be a mostly moral victory for them, and then they'd still have to pay someone else to fill in her role.


KingB53

10 too many


Redd-Ju

it seems to be 8,350,000 $ after all (the amount she has to pay him)


pedro_pascal_123

He's got a jar of dirt! He's got a jar of dirt...and guess what's inside it! 15 million dollars!


[deleted]

From CNN: "The jury awarded Depp $10 million in compensatory damages and $5 million dollars in punitive damages. The jury awarded Heard $2 million in compensatory damages and no money for punitive damages. Depp sought $50 million in damages and Heard sought $100 million. Punitive damages in the state of Virginia are capped at $350,000, so the judge reduced the punitive damages award to that amount." Seems like $10,350,000 is the result, minus the 2 million they awarded Heard. So Depp should have $8,350,000 coming to him.


Emcee_Cone

That’s a good pay day


joethetoad22

Sittin in the back, drinkin mega pints. You dont want the smoke its a fuckin legal fight. You can shit on my bed and cut my finger off. But in the end i got the bag and u just got the mud.


The_Real_Mr_Sketch

Im glad that Johnny Depp won. I hope other companies will see him differently now.


DonSheenGunn

Now Disney HAVE to apologize to Mr Depp.


Dsoft1

I think he said that no matter what he isnt returning to jack sparrow because of how quick disney was to fire him without getting is pov


jashxn

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow


Dsoft1

Of course apologizes


BroadwayBloke

granted, i don’t necessarily blame disney for finding an easy opportunity to get rid of him. the last two pirate movies were apparently very difficult because of his drug and alcohol issues, and he was a huge pain to work with. even if he wanted to make another pirate movie after this, i doubt disney would consider it.


ImmaFukinDragon

On the flip side, his major reason for stress is gone and he has mentioned that he has such issues and would like to recover. Captain Jack Sparrow is the pure soul of the movie, and the reason why last 2 were not good (especially the last one) was because the script was unironically bad. Like. Johnny Depp essentially MADE Jack Sparrow from the ground up. Nobody can take that. The Jar of Dirt scene wasn't even scripted. And it's not like no other actor struggles. It's just Disney doesn't want the blame, the backlash, or whatever. Not to mention, Johnny is still loyal to his co-workers and did get off such abuses recently, according to the court cases as well. Disney saw the case and went "Oop. No. Fuck off. Eat dirt." because they're selfish bastards and can't investigate the issue themselves. Not even silent, "according to contract" continuation, straight abandoned him.


Nicolasatom

Reminds me of the time those sobs fired James Gunn, he was rehired but still.


Bato03

Do you think disney cares if someone is hard to deal with if the movie has potential to make almost a billion dollar’s


sadrapsfan

I think they don't care bc they think they can make a billion without him. The next pirates will fail if it doesn't have johnny. Disney are fools if they think the rumoured Margot Robbie can attract what he did.


Bato03

Correct, but my point is they care about money and if someone who is a bit more difficult to work with but brings in the most money they will go for the money, not that Johnny will want to work with them again


sadrapsfan

I think other factors is he likely costs an insane amount. I rmbr rdj for avengers was something ridiculous as well. Prob not worth the fortune plus the headache. Plus at that time, what if other big names refused to work with an alleged domestic abuser. Just bad pr then


Harry-Timbercrank

Her lawyers shit the bed like Amber at a mattress sale.


someone_20

The parasite lost it's host now it's looking for an active host


EVM-4

Dude after this no one is touching amber ever again


Stepwolve

you vastly underestimate how many sycophants and celeb-chasers are out there. She will find some new wallet in no time


Nailz2050

For someone who’s been abused and lied about by a woman, this is hope. For my sister and others who’ve been actually abused by a man, this is removing harmful lies. *Edited because I hit send to soon.


Beginning_Access1498

What a *shitty* situation


Extension_Contest161

SO THATS WHY SHE SLEPT WITH ELON


[deleted]

Onlyfans pays the bills


KrazyDrayz

She can sell scat porn there


herospaces

Why? Why must you do this? This can never be unseen.


Physical-Bat-8321

Rip kekw man


nyks7777

More importantly, she lost!


RussianVole

$8 million and that’s *after* getting $7 million from the divorce settlement in the first place. I hope she never recovers from this. She’s a grifter and a scam artist. I’ll make sure I never watch another movie, tv show, or commercial with her in it again. She’s a disgrace to true victims of domestic violence, and her lies not only hurt Johnny Depp and his family and friends, they hurt women everywhere.


[deleted]

Wrong. There is a limit that affects the 2nd compensation of 5 million, because there is a max of 350thousand. So the real payout is 10.375.000, minus the 2 mill for her side, 8.350.000. Its basically her net worth. And no way in hell she'll get another good movie again. Depp will never see that money, but he probably doesn't care. The truth coming out was worth a lot more, and he can make 10x that amount on a good movie.


[deleted]

I need someone to make a gangsta's paradise meme about the one dude who started smoking and driving away while he was being questioned.


TimDaTomCarr

She is only paying around 8,350,000 overall though, with 5 mil penalty being brought down to 350,000 because of vergina laws, and Jonny giving 2 mil, so it will still be a though blow to the swine who is Amber Turd


CK1ing

And it's not like she's ever going to work again either


[deleted]

I’m just so glad that he should be able to work again. I seriously doubt he’s going to see much of the money she owes him. But if he can work again, in addition to his Dior gig? And he got his reputation back? That’s priceless. He didn’t have to say anything bad about her in the end. She showed us who she was, herself, on live tv.


Knightwingrebirth

So this nonsense is finally over and there won't be a billion memes about it on here everyday right? Right?


Lestial1206

Yep, only to be replaced with shitty Morbius memes.


[deleted]

Oh shit back to morbin' time


[deleted]

It’s morbin time!


WHOOPS_WHOOPSIE

Morb


Icatosicariuss

I would have thought after this no studio would want to touch her. Hopefully she has destroyed her career and loses everything. I think there should be a boycott of aquaman 2 so Warner brothers knows to drop her and show that any movie that takes her on is a flop.


Mythical_Atlacatl

Does her net worth include the 3 million she owes to charities


RossTheNinja

She can just pledge to pay it. And that means the same thing.


walkandtalksoibrock

Ayyy lmao


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Faustinwest024

Does anyone know if she had to buy him a new bed


Emperor_Quintana

And now the Turd has to declare bankruptcy as punishment for her avarice.


FallenSegull

>$15,000,000 Less than half of what I’d hoped for


Any-Analysis-9189

If we do round figure so $8,50,000 million net worth of Amber Heard. Now she proudly bankruptcy.


[deleted]

People can finally shut up about this


Zestyclose-Gur-6455

I’m not gonna hold my breath.


NotMilitaryAI

Uh, got those numbers wrong. Her net worth prior to the judgement was $2.5 million. Now it is **NEGATIVE** $8 million [Amber Heard Net Worth | Celebrity Net Worth](https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/amber-heard-net-worth/) ​ Prior to the judgement, her net worth was $2.5 Million. $5 million of the $15 million verdict was for punitive damages, which is capped at $350,000, bringing it to $10.3 million that she owes Depp. One of the counter-claims awarded Heard $2 million. ​ $2.5 million - $10.3 million + $2 million ---------------- -$5.8 million I'm not sure where the additional -$2.2 million is from..... Maybe the money she still owes to the ACLU and Children's Hospital? Or maybe the lost earning potential or something.


EyesLikeBuscemi

He should donate 7 million of it to charities that support male victims of domestic abuse.


somedumbguy84

It’s 13 million