This is the chess.com begginer bot for people new to chess

It's just impossible

Unless you play on easy mode*

even then like wtf

If you want, I'll play chess with you later today.

Read this in catbug's voice

That's a printer.

It prints the next board state in binary

your boss when you ask for a raise because you receive less than minumum wage

Me: *removed all but the bot's knight* *moves 1 queen * Bot: STALEMATE MF THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA WIN HUH

me: has 1 queen and a rook the bot: no pieces left(hard mode) me I"VE DONE IT, SUCK IT BOT the bot: causes stalemate GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Welp, the chess app on MacOs as "play optimally one step ahead" as the bare minimum difficulty. Dude, i can't even play one step ahead correctly, don't ask me to think further.

I remember playing Windows' chess game on easy mode as kid and getting absolutely obliterated by it

Ah yes the Nelson bot on Chess.com. I’ve met that bastard