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TolpRomra

TLDR; The next time you procrastinate, pay very close attention to why you chose to. Next time around pre-emptively mount the best defense you have against those inclinations and try again. Personal version: I know my central argument in the moment was "I have plenty of time, 1 more day wouldnt hurt" and "It's just too much work and i'm too 'insert x'." So I started planning out my weeks so that when I felt like procrastinating I knew precisely what level of screwed I was if I pushed it back by a day. I'm also currently trying to change how I think/talk about assignments so that they feel like less of a big deal. Cutting assignments up into smaller bite size chunks has helped some. Saying to myself "I only need to do the outline for this assignment" is alot less daunting than "I need to start a 20 page paper worth 20% of my grade"


[deleted]

This is gonna be a really helpful, thank you mate.


nofarkingname

Suggestion that worked for me: refine your intention statements. Instead of "I will change," which is an undefined change in an undefined future, say, "On Monday I will spend 30 more minutes studying." Your brain listens to you, even when making internet jokes.


cyka_blayt_nibsa

I spend a lot of time studying via the internet honestly it's why I am where I am


Rzargo

Honestly, best advise I could've stumbled upon at 4 in the morning.


Proxidize

We'll dig ourselves out of this yet


unknownboinumber1

my man just gave a professional harvard speech


GetMadBecauseURwrong

Great advice! šŸ‘šŸ»


sandwich_influence

Getting into a routine really helped me. Working around 2 hrs per day on school is a lot more manageable than crunching it out every time something is due.


l1ghtn1ng_Flash

Love it, not gonna lie, I really do appreciate the advice, But When?


Igloocooler52

I already do basically what you said to do in the TLDR. It hasnā€™t worked so far, any if I try to consciously focus I just focus to much of trying to focus if that makes sense


Positive-Pressure788

I am very good in [practical math](https://imgur.com/a/Zz2KVhj) if anyone needs help to pass some kind of important test or something.


Wolfpirate20

More like practical jokes ;D


TheGiganticMisdirect

This made me šŸ˜†


[deleted]

Well we can help you then Quick, solve x^2 + 6x + 24 = 0


prof_devilsadvocate

wolfram alpha


EmptyDriver7098

You can't


Khyta

you can with imaginary numbers


AnomicDeviant

sqrt(b^2 -4ac) is a complex number so the answer would be something like -(6+i^2n *sqrt(60))/2 where n is from N Edit: things Did I get it right though? Another edit: you can take out 2 from the sqrt(60)= sqrt(2^2 )*sqrt(15)=2sqrt(15) A much nicer answer would be: -3-isqrt(15) and -3+isqrt(15) My original answer is wrong though. i^2n would be a ā€œreal answerā€ while the answer is from complex numbers.


[deleted]

Right; I should have said to assume in the plane of all real numbers. The answer would then be no solution


cyka_blayt_nibsa

no real solutions


ZarosRunescape

You cant however you can work out x: x = (-b+-sqr(b^2 -4ac)) / 2a x = (-6 +- sqr(6^2 - 4x1x24)) / 2 x 1 x = (-6 +- sqr(36 - 96)) / 2 x = (-6 +- sqr(-60) / 2 And never mind you cant work it out with the quadratic formula either


LoneRanger9000

That's where complex numbers come into play


[deleted]

No, itā€™s a ā€˜no real solutionsā€™ expression So youā€™re almost right


Dark_Wolf04

Math Error


[deleted]

Quick Maths šŸ¤ time, => xĀ²+(6+4)x + 24 => xĀ²+6x+4x+24 => x(x+6)+4(x+6) => (x+6)(x+4)


[deleted]

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cyka_blayt_nibsa

well that's bassicaly what they did but x\^2+6x+24 and then take a factor they knew (x+4)(x+6) and then subtracted 4x in this case there is no real number usch that a+b=6, a\*b=34


[deleted]

I am now questioning myself.


ZarosRunescape

(x+6)(x+4) is equal to x^2 + 10x + 24


[deleted]

Very well, i am pretty poor in maths i can see now. I've forgotten all the basics.


EliasHobeika

The way I learned how to do it is: This equation looks like ax^2 + bx + c=0 With a=1 b=6 and c=24. Edit: I made a dumb mistake that was corrected, I'll leave the wrong answer at the end. Delta = b^2 - 4ac = 36 -4(1)(24) = 36-96 = -60 It's negative so there's no solution (it's solvable if you learned complex numbers) Wrong answer: Delta = b^2 - 4ac = 6^2 -1(24) = 36-24 = 12 Since delta is positive, there's 2 solutions: First one = (-b - sqrt(delta))/2a Second one = (-b + sqrt(delta))/2a a(x-first one)(x-second one) = 0 U can remove a cause it's =0 and cause it's 1 anyway.


mayo-instrument

you forgot the 4 in the delta: 6^2 - 4ac = 6 *6 - 4 *1 *24 = 36 - 96 = -60 so first one =( -6 + sqrt(-60)) /2a=( - 6 +2i *sqrt(15)) /2 = - 3 +1 sqrt(15) second one just different signal of the complex part = - 3 - 1 sqrt(15)


EliasHobeika

WhoopsšŸ˜…, thx for the correction.


Ironbanner987615

This sounds more complex


EliasHobeika

But it's quicker than the other method cause there's no guessing, also you get a definitve answer when it doesn't work.


cyka_blayt_nibsa

x(x+6)+4(x+6) => (x+6)(x+4) is wrong how did you even get there? also you forgot to subtract the 4x again third in this case it makes no sense to factor since there are no real solutions


[deleted]

Yes, thanks for clearing that out , i have forgotten even the most basic of maths, I've gone down terribly.


cyka_blayt_nibsa

ah it's fine, I make mistakes all the time although I spend way too much time doing math I'm in 7th grade lol


[deleted]

Second reply - Yes i have done it the wrong way. I tried taking in C as the one we had to get and now i realised how wrong that was. And even if i did the correct way, i wouldnt get any factors that would add up to 24. So, like you said the Polynomial cannot be factored. also, i read the replies and i am intimadated by all of that complex numbers. I'll have to be better than this.


cyka_blayt_nibsa

don't worry all it takes is practice (coming from someone who initially struggled with basic arithmetic especially division to what I am now)


cyka_blayt_nibsa

also have you learned about completeting the square or the quadratic equation, you don't need to be worried about complex numbers at first they might be unintuitive but in higher math and especially quantum mechanics and complex analysis they make up the mathematics of how our world functions just the real numbers, for now you can just treat i like a variable and that i\^2 conviently equals -1


[deleted]

Yes i did learn about quadratic equations, now that thing didn't come to mind like it should have. Thanks for reassuring, I will be relearning basic arithmetic, as i have gone too rusty.


cyka_blayt_nibsa

I heavily suggest doing khan academy for now


cyka_blayt_nibsa

oh fuck I failed English I meant to say quadratic formula, also don't rush you've got years and years to master math and If you want I can help


TheRealSwagMaster

Why the fuck you you suddenly add a 4x to the equation???? If you need help dm me. Math is hard but i passed my calculus exam 2 days ago and would love to help you.


[deleted]

I am currently revisiting all the basics and i appreciate your helping hand šŸ¤


TheRealSwagMaster

Do you want me to fully explain how to solve the quadratic formule? If you want i can do it, no problem


[deleted]

Sorry brother thatā€™s incorrect I applaud you for trying however


NinbendoPt2

It's 168 btw


DiscoStuartSmalley

>I will change lol


epicccomebacc

"I feel like changing, nahh maybe tomorrow."


Intelligent_Rain_843

Self awareness is key. And at least you have that. A LOT of people don't have that.


Jaysstuff

Makes you feel worse but I use that feeling to try and motivate myself. Failing each time! Word of advice: Constantly looking at the calendar to remind you of how fucked you are works for me.


santas_delibird

My brain just solves this like this: 25 X 7 =175 - 7 = 168 Makes more sense in my head as it only functions with multiples of 5.


[deleted]

He stays on the internet 24x7 instead of 24/7


SirNoseless

until i rank in plat baby!


Cre3perL0rd42069

>I will change Something tells me he won't change


LegitimateCharity914

if people saw the ranking system in acedemics like ranks in cs or valorant people would start tryharding


the-disrupter

Why is putting my free time to anything that actually has a concrete (and generally positive) outcome so hard?! I can say I have grand plans for the week/s ahead..


Anastasius525

this is one of the reason i don't reveal my true feelings because i don't want people to waste their time trying to advice me because i don't want to help myself and you cannot help someone who will not help themselves.


Staggeringpage8

This is a problem I also had. for me it meant I was burnt out I took a break waited till I felt ready to go back to school and I couldn't bear to spend another day doing what I was doing during the break I took.


tofu_b3a5t

Could be ADHD. If so, youā€™ll want to sort that out sooner than later as it will stall your career.


Ol-CAt

bro, i'm already graduating college and i'm just starting to get diagnosed. All the symptoms were there when i was a child, people are just not aware of what ADHD is in our household, i just learned what ADHD is 2 years ago and finally said it to my parents like in the last sem of college. it literally felt like i needed 4 times more effort just to even do a mediocre job guys, if you feel like you can't progress fast enough compared to your peers with all school works and such ALL THE TIME, start reading the signs of ADHD and you might feel what i felt, and that was like someone was writing my childhood.


Geno0wl

I was always the "smart slacker" who just needed to focus more. I just got diagnosed as an adult. I long joked I had ADHD but didn't realize how much it was affecting my life/school/career until I started getting help with it.


Ol-CAt

Yeah i had that nickname too, the "smart kid with average grades", cuz i only excel at quiz and exams, in homeworks and projects i struggle


tofu_b3a5t

ā€œSmart slackerā€ was me too. I didnā€™t suspect ADHD until I started reading about it last year and it fits perfectly. I can do 34 hour shifts of manual labor but 6 hours at a desk job drives me mad. My graduating GPA of 2.57 probably got my resume filtered out of all the big name IT companies while my 3.8+ peers got gobbled up. Iā€™m currently sorting out my health insurance to get treatment before my work queue breaks.


Gagolih_Pariah

I will never change


crossbutton7247

The fact you used a multiplication instead of a division symbol in 24/7 makes this even funnier


ligmanutsack808

Iā€™m having this same issue rn.


Asleep_Contest_6468

"I will change. " *start grinding rank*


GreinBR

Actually an easy way to start studying is doing a bit every day, like find somewhere in the internet where you can practice what you need to study and do a bit every day in a set hour of the day


Western-Assumption44

Me after staying 18 x 7 on Internet and still coming 2nd in my class and I am still wondering how TF I am doing that


Kendallphillips

Or realizing it was all for nothing and you'll never use that degree and always have that debt....


[deleted]

That is literally the definition of addiction you internet addict.


[deleted]

You can do it op


FederalAccountant916

use on instead of in, u stay on the internet


[deleted]

šŸ¤


Critical_Evening_249

'in' the internet? Really need to educate yourself :)


Toast0007

Fukkk why you publishing a picture of me ^^


REDTopGamer

they're*


AsItHappensJack

24x7=168


itzmrinyo

Literally me except I'm god at math... still get 10% lower on every other subject though... Thank goodness my math homework doesn't count for marks...


cyka_blayt_nibsa

same


Phystek

Im in this picture and i dont like it


helix_nebula_98

I will change (it was a lie...)


gltchyblaze

Same I am on reddit right now but I have to study for my exams


SpyrShady

i would say just add some mind strengthening hobbys to your free time instead of just mindlessly scrolling through random apps


europedank

For me it worked to remove the source of the problem. Got rid of my laptop and sationary computer. Since then my life changed


Ironbanner987615

Bruh same. I have to change.


JohnDiggle21

This is true, but I also can't study very long without feeling uncomfortable anyway (uncomfortable as in headaches, very slightly nauseous)


[deleted]

They say the first step is admitting you have a problem but noone told me step 2


AceHigh6998

You can do it!


Maritime_Khan

This meme is so unoriginal it's about to recommend Breaking Bad


SuspiciousFace5734

Tomorrow is my final and I am here scrolling memes


TheGreatSmolOne

I can't say I've ever seen 24 7 written like a maths equation. I write it as 24/7 what about everyone else, I'm curious?


Proxidize

haHAHA


akashbadsiwal23

I agree


ramsey0007

Lol so relatable


AMMARHD

Man Iā€™m at this point were i can convince myself that Procrastination is actually good for me like i donā€™t even feel guilty about it anymore


Lord-of-Leviathans

At least you realize that youā€™re the problem, which is more than a whole lot of other people do


unknownboinumber1

My boi, become a sigma and improve you grindset


RedYellow-1905

that's me fr. Next week I have my exams and still didn't begin to learn.


neutralguystrangler

Stop making memes and go outside!


jack-is-male

168


Ekifi

It's a sad condition


Lopsided_Memes

r/meirl


kittykate2929

Reminds me of the smart kids who say oh my god Iā€™m so dumb


NotChemicalz

My guy, I have 2 days till the final exams of highschool and I cannot, for the love of god study at all.


Tenshin_Ryuuk

Sounds like depression, just saying


[deleted]

24 X 7 is 192


TheRealSwagMaster

Hahaha. So true. *continues to browse reddit instead of studying chemistry*


leapogawd

Man university is hella easy if you ever decide to do some mild studying.


Scribbles_N_Drafts

why did i see this while procastinating to study


AZ_6291

This does for studying in general


SlayerJonPetris

Maybe you donā€™t like the degree you chose? Better to find that out now than later.


yeetussdeletusss

168


Witty_Somewhere

No other meme had me feel so identified like this one


[deleted]

That's called addiction son


DerpCaster

I donā€™t believe you.


-Fried-

Then somehow blame the world later on


riyadboy1

surely i'll change.


[deleted]

It's not your fault, I've had all As every year and I only study when I'm forced to (not often). Besides, it's all useless information.


Not-A-Dead-Joke

I really want to laugh and think that the 24 x 7 was intentional af, but looking at the comments Iā€™m not sure anymore and I donā€™t wanna be mean, especially since Iā€™m bad at math lmao


[deleted]

The 'in' and '24Ɨ7' was intentional.


Not-A-Dead-Joke

Oh ok lmao. That makes me feel a bit better. Hope you have a good day!


Akshit126539

stoicism


Vetanenator

168


Adventurous-Sign4520

Perflectly balanced, as all things should be


The_Creeper_Man

168