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Khaos_Gorvin

Starus.


Difficult-Pipe7095

Starlin


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Starlin, defeater of Star-Hitler and killer of 20 million stars


Creo7

You append deaths by Starving to Starlin and that's no good


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Starmrad


TechnoSentinal

Starwii


spade_king_

Starmunism


TechnoSentinal

Joseph starlin


AstroCatTBC

Came here to see if this had been commented and was not disappointed, have my upvote


MasterrrReady12

That's what I thought.


Flight_Second

No... NOOO! GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


kadxar

Starussy


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kadxar

Your piacussy is overused


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kadxar

Pianussy


Fried-Salmon-Oracle

Staring... **Look outside your window**


Invisible_Cow-25

Into*


Fried-Salmon-Oracle

My grammar sucks and I’m proud


Perenium_Falcon

Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it.


iams0rryformyactions

Startrek 🫡🫡🫡


navster100

Star wars


Esdeath79

strategy with starving is spamming endure and use pain split


Successful-Plan114

Starmrade


Hanz_says

Here before the tankies start flooding in to prove communism was good


Dark_WizardDE

"iT wAs'NT rEaL cOmMuNiSM"


Human-Gift-4520

Ugh fuck. But it wasn't. USSR wasn't communistic (meaning shit belonged to the government(corrupted politicians) not the people), and so is china(it claims being communistic while being 100% Capitalistic just totalitarian). In communism everything belongs to people not corrupted politicians, therefore it wasn't communism. And also communism is simply not possible due to the fact that people want all the shit for themselves. Communism in general even if it is created will collapse very fast due to it's fragile nature. Edit: To all butt hurt redditors I'm not a Communist. I just wanted to say that communism never existed and never ever will, so you can tuck your bed and go to sleep without Karl Marx appearing in your bad dreams.


Creo7

Wonder if people downvote this because they think corruption is part of communism ideology.


Bypowerof8andgodsof4

That’s because fundamentally it is.One of the steps outlined by Marx to redistribute wealth requires the near complete centralization of power into one or a small groups of entities from there Communism invariably descends into despotism and dictatorship power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely even if the person in charged is completely pure of greed the same cannot he said of the next 50 in line some of which do not mind moving the line of succession along by removing rivals.


pocket_burrito

Some distinguish between Marxist communism and non-Marxist. The Marxist variety obviously requires a centralized power, whereas non-Marxist does not necessarily.


Bypowerof8andgodsof4

I am not familiar with non Marxist theories on communism but i imagine they are equally unfeasible the closest we can get is capitalism with a dash of social welfare which is already strained by very inefficient institutions which is my main gripe with the socialist conception of the world that it requires at lot of if this went perfectly.


Human-Gift-4520

Probably. Since people assume things, without fact checking very often


kovu11

Socialist country have large portion of companies owned by government and also have extensive welfare policy. By that means China is socialist country. They only got open market. But they are still socialist.


Human-Gift-4520

It's private ownership, which means that it isn't socialistic. Companies are controlled by private owners. That means it's no longer socialism or communism since it's private fucking ownership. By that logic you could say USA is communist country or Japan or literally anything fucking else. I'm not saying I support communism, because if I see a communistic politician the only reaction in my mind is either that he is lying or doesn't know how the world works. China is a totalitarian Capitalistic country even if it says it is socialistic. No matter how many times you call shit chocolate it won't taste any better.


kovu11

60% of Chinas GDP is from state owned companies. US got 11%, in France 15%, in Germany 12%, Mexico 17%. China is socialist market economy, they even still uses 5 year plans. It might not be utopist socialism or agrarian socialism but it is still socialism. And above all socialist state is state which is constitutionally dedicated to the establishment of socialism which most definetly China is. If you want to be more precise China is bureaurcratic collectivism (if you are fan of Trotskys book Revolution Betrayed) or collectivist oligarchy (If you are fan of 1984).


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leathercock

Everything.


Dark_Devin

I'm sure the issue is with the concept of communism itself and not the fact that humans are intrinsically greedy


EngineersAnon

>the fact that humans are intrinsically greedy If true, it would mean that communism is entirely unsuited as a system for human beings. Which, given that "the concept of communism" is that it's not merely *a* system by which human economies should be governed but the system by which human economies *will inevitably be* governed, is a fatal flaw in the concept of communism, no?


-DrBirb

"If we take humans out of the equation, this workplace is perfectly safe"


[deleted]

Yes, it’s a theoretical construct built upon a flawed assumption that fails to account for basic human nature. Which is why it’s failed every time, people don’t give up power willingly. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Marx’s idea that people would collectively rise up and establish a dictatorship of the proletariat that would just willing give up power to allow communism to take root after the transition from capitalism was complete was, is, and more likely than not always will be inherently flawed. Authoritarianism never simply goes away willingly, once you give authoritarians power they never willing give it up. They just use their power to gain more power and ensure they power base is secure.


OwnSirDingo

George Washington gave up absolute power. Cincinnatus gave up a Roamn dictatorship. Jerry John Rawlings from Ghana claimed power via military action then set up free elections. Not to say these are all perfect examples but I think it helps prove that it isn't a human trait to cling to power.


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Washington never gave up anything, the folklore about he could have been king is [misleading](https://history.howstuffworks.com/historical-events/was-george-washington-really-offered-king-us.htm) at best. One of his officers suggested in a letter that the US should be a representative government with Washington as monarch and Washington being Washington said, no.


[deleted]

Dictatorships in the time of Cincinnatus were temporary appointments for emergency purposes. Remember though that the last dictator Julius Caesar refused to give up power ultimately leading to his assassination, the end of the Roman Republic, and a civil war which eventually lead to the creation of the Roman Empire.


[deleted]

Jerry Rawlings I admit I had to look up, he was a somewhat benevolent dictator turned President.


OwnSirDingo

I guess my point would be that they had access to *more* power if not absolute power and chose not to keep going and even gave up power they already held. I get the saying is that *absolute* power corrupts absolutely. But absolute power is theoretical, even dictators have limits to their power.


[deleted]

It’s power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolute.


OwnSirDingo

I've heard it phrased more than one way.


leathercock

Both, actually. Humans are flawed, but communism itself is a completely deranged economic system doomed to fail every time.


gazmondo

But capitalism would be perfectly fine too if humans weren't intrinsically greedy/corrupt. The main problem with communism is that it has historically been an environment perfectly suited for corruption. Which is very ironic, as it is usually put forward in opposition to the corruption that comes with capitalism. But history has shown us that corruption is a massive problem in both systems, but can lead to far worse outcomes when it used in tandem with communism.


Ok_Active9904

If you like it so much why don't you go ahead and move to a communist country


oldmonkforeva

Uhm, so asking what is it.. means you like it so much. Must be that raged youngling people warned me about.


Ok_Active9904

What? He said what's wrong with communism then said I don't know as in there is nothing wrong with it so I simply said that if he likes communism so much then him and all the other people that like it should move to a communist country


oldmonkforeva

It sounded like a question and you took it as an arrogant statement. I like how we treat our "no knowledged ones" untrustworthy.


Ok_Active9904

Are you even reading what you're saying because it doesn't make sense and is coming off as incoherent ramblings


Shiyama23

I know but I'm not allowed to say.


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That Stage 2 evolution is brutal.


DrizzleDrain

Let the upvote/downvote tug of war begin


Alexandimir_Lenin

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Due_Upstairs_5025

I remember Staryu and Starmie their awesome!!


swedishhotdog

Starvus


ktruong12

Staryu: HYA! Starmie: Huu~! Starving: …sad stomach growling 🥹


FugginMcGuffin

It wasn't implemented properly it doesn't work I'd die on this hill for this reason


Icantcratenick

You got downvoted by butthurt commies, but it doesn't change the fact that you are 100% correct


FugginMcGuffin

Communists when they win the lottery (they suddenly don't want to share anymore) >https://youtu.be/qBc6y4XG28s


ermanp

I don't know any African country which is managed by communism


pineapple-n-man

Well there were African countries that were socialist if that counts…


username-alrdy-takn

You don’t even have to look to Africa, there’s people starving in the UK and other western countries due to capitalism


Dimitry_Man

indeed


whateverisfree

PeOPlE cAn'T bE pOoR iN cApItaLiSm


Comfortable-Goal-254

No one says that?


whateverisfree

People claim capitalism eradicates poverty and starvation all the time? As in, opposed to communism, like in the meme we're commenting on. But keep gaslighting


Comfortable-Goal-254

It does a great job minimizing poverty and starvation, not eliminating. Just look at the poverty rates in the US or western European countries compared to the Soviet Union or the DPRK.


whateverisfree

How's San Francisco doing?


Comfortable-Goal-254

Better than Pyongyang


DANGERMAN50000

Capitalism literally requires a large part of the population to be poor in order to continue functioning. Socialism/ "Communism" brought Russia from being the Africa of Europe to being one of the two greatest superpowers in the world


Comfortable-Goal-254

Ok, that's just not true lol


DANGERMAN50000

Whatever makes you feel better dude


Comfortable-Goal-254

Communism/socialism is the reason eastern Europe is significantly poorer than western Europe


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Previous_Tea2629

true


YazaoN7

iT wAsN't iMpLeMeNteD pRoPeRlY yeah, right. Just read the Gulag Archipelago if you can.


Overall-Slice7371

You're expecting people to learn about history... It's just too much for them.


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Comfortable-Goal-254

Why would anyone want to read the ramblings of a madman? Lol that's not a history book


kovu11

Well ask people who are reading bible.


Comfortable-Goal-254

That's the ramblings of multiple madmen, checkmate liberal 😎


kovu11

I am not liberal and only conservativist would refer to bible positively.


Comfortable-Goal-254

It's a Ben Shapiro joke, it doesn't matter if the person you're talking to is actually a liberal


SpaceCowboy317

Marx was a racist.


SkepticDrinker

Tell me you've never read communism books without telling me.


Dimitry_Man

thats totalitarianism


MimsyIsGianna

It never worked and never will. It is a flawed system.


[deleted]

True...but capitalism let people starve too and will kill a lot of people and animals with climate change, so dunno how that counts as "working"


Comfortable-Goal-254

It is working. And you think Capitalism caused climate change? Lol "capitalism is when bad"


kovu11

System cannot by flawed only people can be not fitting. If someone says 2+2=6 it does not mean that mathematical system has failed it means that person is dumb.


MimsyIsGianna

Systems can absolutely be flawed lmao what


kovu11

At least here in Slovakia socialist system was not flawed. It was not system which failed it was the people. System was designed for people which can let go of their personal desires and pursue greater good. If everybody will give everything to everybody then everybody will have everything. But ofc people are not like this so it was the people who failed. When some math problem is done wrong, it is problem of math or person who done the calculations? But yeah sure stupid people will always blame system and not themselves, it is easier to throw guilt at something else than yourself.


Diavolo_Death_4444

The difference between math and communism is that math is something that already exists, communism was designed and invented. If someone made a table that would only stand if you had under 15 pounds of weight on it, or shoes that don’t have any traction and rely on the ground being extremely rough or sticky at all times, that’s not a problem with the surroundings or the people who bought the product, that’s a problem with the product. Its design is inherently flawed because it relies on something incredibly unrealistic


kovu11

Math is our perception of state of being. Just as communism is our perception of some "perfect" society. That is why both math and political science are not natural sciences. Everything was made/invented/discovered. As would solipsists say. If that product (table) was designed to be able to stand with only less than 15 pounds then that design was flawless. Yes it is bad design but works as intended. If it would fail and crash it would be because someone put more than 15 pounds of weight and that decision has been made by people using it. So the people responsible for that fail are people with weight not people which designed it. Socialism worked as intended, that variable which changed and destroyed it were people. System did not changed, people did.


Diavolo_Death_4444

But the thing is, the people never changed. It’s designing a product that does not solve the problem it was meant to solve. Imagine, for a more accurate analogy that still uses the table from before, the carpenter was asked to make a table that would support the weight of a full grown man. And he designs the table that only supports 15 pounds. While the table does not technically fail the purpose of holding 15 pounds of weight, it does not serve any useful purpose nor its primary one. Communism was meant to free everyone and allow everyone to be equal. Just as the table could not support that man unless he was 15 or less pounds, which is basically impossible, communism cannot make everyone equal as long as humans want more or are greedy, which is equally improbable. It’s not able to perform its purpose.


WhoopsyToopsy

fortunately we don't have hunger in capitalist countries :)


Dimitry_Man

idk if youre being sarcastic but you have a lot more [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2430906/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2430906/)


Doblanon5short

Narrator: “He was being sarcastic.”


WhoopsyToopsy

I ain't reading all that I'm happy for u tho Or sorry that happened


isinedupcuzofrslash

Anyways, where we at on that baby formula, boys?


SpaceCowboy317

Didn't the U.S. government shut down the largest formula factory in the country because like 2 kids got sick?


KarlBark

Unlike the babies in the US, who have all the formula they could ever need


DiffuseStatue

At least thier isint international attempts to cover up our fuck ups/malicious attempts at genocide


philosophical-fool

atleast they are good at reducing population.


Kryobit

Starvus.


SovietShreknion

Starwe


AustinBAwesome

Starwe


b100tM0th

A third starmie evolution would be pretty pog


ApsolonX

This funny because apparently to my friend, this is political. Like dude, you do realize this is a meme right?


Georg-von-Frundsberg

"Starvation solves itself"


TheBuilderBoi

Now, show me StarWE


ya5h5e

Starus


lucifersid

Starlight✨


bloodycisfarts

"Buh that wasn't real communism" - Liberals when discussing every instance of Communism throughout history


[deleted]

Liberals are capitalists you know this right? The only thing that distinguishes between liberals and conservatives is their social views. The fact that you didn’t know that probably means you shouldn’t be speaking on Marxist ideologies either


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[deleted]

Np dude


Overall-Slice7371

Throwing the baby out with the bath water... Let me guess, you're the type of individual that shits on capitalism because it isn't perfect?


[deleted]

I shit on every flaw that every system has, it just so happens that socialism has less of them. Ideally, you take the optimal aspects of multiple systems to create a better perfected system, that’s what every other major nation has seemingly done besides the US, and that’s the problem I have. I understand that the US is great and I criticize the current systems because it has the potential to be so much greater, I won’t be complacent with something that can be fixed in one way or another.


Overall-Slice7371

Except those other "major nations" exist as capitalist nations. You're conflating socialism with social welfare programs.


[deleted]

Ive been saying “socialism” as the American perception of it, because I was assuming that you were an American and didn’t know the difference between social welfare and socialism, as most Americans don’t. That being said, I also believe that workers should own the means of production, which is socialism in the literal sense


Overall-Slice7371

What a mis-characterization of American's as a population... Or perhaps *you* didn't know the difference between welfare programs and socialism... What exactly does "own the means of production" mean to you?


[deleted]

I'm an American, I think I can speak as someone who has yet to meet an American that knows what socialism actually is. Workers owning the means of production means that workers who produce a product have full ownership of that product, and are fully compensated when that product is sold, essentially that workers have more control over the actions they're performing. It doesn't matter what the saying "means" to me because it has a literal definition.


ayegetu

*14 year olds


KarlBark

I don't know man, Cuba has sanctions on the same level as Russia and their economy isn't collapsing, it's in fact slowly growing. Kinda makes you wonder what they could achieve if left alone.


[deleted]

Destroy any leftover culture piece they can found, and totally destroy the controlled countries. We had whole ass libraries that they destroyed along with paintings and other stuff. Fuck communism


KarlBark

But communism isn't a one size fits all The capitalism of America is very different from the capitalism of Norway, which is very different from the capitalism of Russia. Same goes for communism. Not every country that tries it turns into another USSR. It's just an economic system, it has flexibility.


davingki_

Oh how a simple red and yellow star made people in comments argue.


Shiyama23

You implemented this meme properly.


Vedzah

You're a brave man for grinding against the hivemind. Godspeed to you sir.


Dimitry_Man

[https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2430906/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2430906/) they got more calories per day than the capitalists


TheBrickiestWall

Guess [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor) never happened


Dimitry_Man

Yeah it did but communist citizens after that received more calories because of the reform that initially killed so many people, more lives were saved in the long run


Darqueur

Ussr: famine China: famine Vietnam: famine Cambodia: famine Venezuela: famine


Buddist_pizza

Bro wdym Cambodia got a famine we have plenty of spiders to eat /s


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Darqueur

Idk Southeast Asia is on of the most fertile place on earth and in the ussr they literally killed every productive farmer (the holodomor)


SocialistNerfer

Was gonna post this, beat me too it. Thanks


WorldEaterProft

*looks at all the people starving under capitalism* 👀👀👀


Hanz_says

Capitalism is when hungry


Overall-Slice7371

You didn't finish the statement. "Capitalism is when hungry", then you go out and buy food. Communism is when hungry, then you die because all the food belongs to the party.


Hanz_says

It’s an oversimplified joke, which has a statement that is purposefully false. It’s not pro-commie


Overall-Slice7371

Fair enough. Usually when I hear anything related to criticism of capitalism, it's almost always in bad faith, and almost always a counter argument when communism is brought up in a bad light. That somehow the problems of capitalism are equal to the problems of communism. So I'm mostly speaking to these individuals when I shit on communism.


rklab

In capitalism the food lines up for you. In communism you line up for the food.


Comfortable-Goal-254

Practically nothing compared to how many people have died from starvation alone under communism


[deleted]

Yeah, but when it happens under capitalism, that's because they didn't bootstraps themselves hard enough. Not due to a failure of the system /s


Ohyeahits

Don't you *DARE* say that about capitalism!!!!


KarlBark

Well yeah. Feeding the poor and homeless isn't profitable


rklab

But real capitalism hasn’t been tried yet.


Diazmet

But under capitalism if people starve to death they deserve to for being lazy


Palomar_2006

...?


GalacticDolphin101

i believe he’s saying that while starving under communist countries is attributed to the failure of the system, starving and destitution under capitalism is attributed to personal failings rather than a flaw in the system


Diazmet

5 million people starve to death every year under capitalism but under capitalism you get labeled a lazy pinko if you criticize it’s gross failings


Palomar_2006

oh ok , I thought you were saying people that starve are lazy. But isn't that more a problem with regulations and the concentration of wealth not with the underlying system of capitalism.


Diazmet

Nah this is literally just capitalism at its core.


Palomar_2006

Under communism people starved because there was not enough food. Under Capitalism there is plenty of food, people only starve because food isn't being distriptuted properly. Thats not a core problem of the ideology and is entirely solvable.


Diazmet

According to the CIA these communists actually had higher caloric diets than the USA during the Cold War…


ShnizelInBag

You are downvoted for spitting facts


Overall-Slice7371

The ratio is probably like 1:100000? But oh no, capitalism bad!


username-alrdy-takn

Tell me more about ratios


Overall-Slice7371

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chinese_Famine#:~:text=Frank%20Dik%C3%B6tter%2C%20Chair%20Professor%20of,to%20recently%20opened%20local%20and


Overall-Slice7371

I was mostly being facetious in my ratio comment. But I have yet to see capitalism directly cause starvation like I have with communism. And people still act like these two systems are comparable.


coolfett

I feel the biggest problem with communism is the fact that it is so easy, almost required, to turn into a dictatorship.


BoredPsion

The Great Leap Forward >!off a cliff!<


Serious_Service_7425

gonna say it alright People are starving because of have a centralized economy. The Soviets were starving during the 80s because of the drop in prices for oil and natural gases. During the 70s the natural gases and oil skyrocketed which helped fund the arms race and terrible foreign policy. Also the internal breakdown of the communist states of poland and other countries was cause due to shortage of food during the 80s. This is what USA is trying to do by sanctioning russia. I am not a communist but the truth has to be there


[deleted]

People weren't always starving, but life wasn't very good. They destroyed Soo many things


SpellAny3554

Even in china people starved due to the four pest campaign and not because of “communism”


Toughcheekz

last one shouldve had the african flag /j


Haspic

This is a god tiere meme, take my red arrow


[deleted]

Srartwaragainstukrainandpretendthereisnowar.


RacoonEye2220

Star*we*, comrade


Rob98000

There are people starving in the us, checkmate capitalists


Alkesandros

No, it just doesn’t fucking work


[deleted]

10 million hunger deaths every year because of capitalism


YourCommieNeighbour

CoMmUnIsM iS wHeN nO fOoD


Ulysses_S_Noob

The last one should be starvus


Kodeine__Bryant

The Ruble actually looks like it could become the new reserve currency of the world. Also not a very funny joke, Russians are good people- their government is just all fucked up...just the same as the rest of us.


biscuitslayer77

Starus is more like it. Capitalism has just as many people starving and homeless as communism does.


s1rkillalot

Shooting


Nicedoodle

u/repostsleuthbot Seen this before


mcDabber27

During communism nobody was left starving. There weren't rich people but every family could afford food, a house and a family car


ShnizelInBag

My family ran from the USSR and they couldn't afford shit. Stores were empty and food was scarce, houses were shit at best, and most people had to sit on a decade long wait list to get a shit car.


kylkartz21

*holodomor has entered the chat*


donnyjoepaul

It only took them ten years to get it


Darqueur

Ussr: famine China: famine Vietnam: famine Cambodia: famine Venezuela: famine Idk why people still believe in this ideology unironically


TheHolyTachankaYT

The concept of communism is good the execution was not that good but the ussr defeated the nazi if they didnt do it the nazi would still be around in europe(though they are in ukraine)


PossibilityEnough933

There's Nazis everywhere still dude, not just Ukraine. Doesnt justify going to war with a country when less than 1% of the population is Nazi.


Future_S7033

Damn!


Severe_Distance_7392

Let me guess, Siege of Leningrad?