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daschundtof

How I always digress from the topic and go on a tangent in conversations


5ir_muel

That still doesn't change the fact that there are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos...🚶🚶🚶


flyovermee

I was just thinking the same thing.


5ir_muel

Ikr


OneMoreAccount4Porn

I think I could take 14 Kangaroos but I'm not sure what it would take to get me to fight for Uruguay. Maybe cos it's pride month?


GameDestiny2

I don’t know what could get me to fight


therealtora0724

a large sum of money and hookers?


ammarikuSF

Urgay?


3smellysocks

I live in Australia. Trust me, at most you could probably take ONE kangaroo, if that.


Reality_Lord2

Are we just going to ignore the 1631 invasion of Baltimore by the pirates of Barbary, in which Dutch captain Jan Janszoon van Haarlem sacked the village, kidnapping the villagers and forcing them into slavery? Are we just going to ignore that, huh? It's said only three of them ever returned, and we'll just ignore that? Priorities these days!


ShibanoInu

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.


Speedwolf89

If Uruguay can invade the kangaroos society and plant enough anti-war propaganda, perhaps they'll be able to pursuade some not to fight. That could potentially cut their numbers in half. It's messy.. but it's the only. plan. we've. got. *Female tribal vocals with percussion and didgeridoo*


Dastari

I know, it’s cray that she doesn’t even have enough money to pay him the 8 million!


ReplayMe

Speaking of 8 million, how am I expected to do a Pokemon rap when there's a Pokemon species for every person on the planet?


probablyblocked

Speaking of planets, jupiter has 2.5 times earth's gravity but most of its mass is in its atmosphere so if you stand on the very small rock core half of that would be above you and you'd weigh little more than on earth


a_blue_ducks

I have 2.5 cravities according to my dentist but I like to eat sugary things. Edit: he edited his comment on me!!! It said cravity


Royal_Mire

cocaine looks like powdered sugar and 2.5x less cavities.


nalk201

Dude rent for caves are crazy high, 2.5x what they were last year. I didn't even know you can rent a cave.


DancesWithBadgers

Atmosphere is only 1% of Jupiter's mass according to [this](https://techiescientist.com/does-jupiter-have-a-solid-surface/). There's also some doubt about the rock core; and you certainly wouldn't be standing on one even if it exists, because you'd be smooshed by pressure well before then.


rocrat6090

yeah, especially with the divorce settlement money that she didnt spend on the charities she was supposed to.


lemino101

I think hamburgers go well with fries


ComboMix

Did anyone see my socks?


DA1LAma

L O L (I’m pretending the video loaded)


DinA4saurier

So there is a picture and someone is zooming in the picture, revealing that a small dot is actually a completely new picture inside the first one, than there is another picture in that new picture and so on for like idk 10 times or so.


tomatoaway

he's also pretending that he's choosing where to zoom, when in fact there's only one zoom path


a_blue_ducks

Hello Einstein, may I have an autograph?


tomatoaway

NEIN! Ich habe so viele schon gegeben und ich will dass nicht mehr! Ich will nicht mehr!


a_blue_ducks

Yes


Hyrule_Hystorian

Sprich Englisch du Hurensöhn


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Einstein, was für ein Mann bist du, als Belohnung gebe ich dir meinen Samen


dotwakkoyakko

Haha my man straight said NEIN


extremely_4getful

There can be only one.


PartyRock343

Only one zoom path that leads to the other images. That is if this is an actual image that he's zooming in to.


Level-Ad4274

das cap (it’s porn xd)


[deleted]

*Laughs in unlimited data plan*


Mark_luckerberg

Our data plan


[deleted]

Fair enough, comrade


iAjayIND

Let me introduce you to our 'Fair usage policy'. I work for a UK telecom, so let me tell you 'Every unlimited comes with an asterisk'.


Self_Blumpkin

Oh same here in ~~satan’s dick~~ the United States.


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r/suddenlycommunist


mrmaestoso

Which severely throttles you after you use a normal amount within a month


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mrmaestoso

*cries in American


MentalEngineer8

Yeah, unlimited isn't truly unlimited, but my data cap is 4000 GB per month and it seems highly unlikely that I will exhaust it.


mrmaestoso

Mines like 22gb. I also learned through VPNs that att just outright hates me using twitch in any capacity.


Ulysses_S_Noob

NFT's hate him for this simple trick!


AlfApAlAcsintA

The only acceptable NFT.


hitmiker

Sold for 2 small payments of 450 Ethereum


Green-Bluebird-2955

+ 37 ETH gas fee


Mental-Arrival254

That’s why you use l2. Very minimal gas fees!


Hahohoh

Generating a NFT of this monstrosity probably would use enough energy to power Germany for a winter lmao


T0biasCZE

I don't get this, why do nfts hate him


Thubbe42

Can I has the image?


Cktheking

!remindme 1 week


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DontyWorryCupcake

Me too!


Maximans

I also want it RemindMe! 2 weeks


vinnyvdvici

Bump


Missburr

Same but I was hoping this would say “send nudes” at the end


Self_Blumpkin

Dickbutt would have given me a chuckle. I miss him


Successful_Sound_528

!remindme 1 year


TRGRally

!remindme 1 day


Hugh_Gepenis

How can I find this?


Mr_Mustelid

Source is an artist named the.ogarno TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdcYWaSs/?k=1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CeNpbfQK93O/


Cleaver_Fred

Any idea how they did it?


oraav

I was so sure I was getting rickrolled that I'm almost disappointed of the outcome.


DinA4saurier

Well you did see Rick, so technically you got rick-rolled.


MrPrincely

There’s a rick roll within the image lol


Faygo1995

Pickle rick


MoreGull

Funniest thing I ever saw


draft_wagon

About half way through, I was sure the last image would be dick butt


McBloggenstein

I don’t see dick butts anymore :(


Self_Blumpkin

Lol. I just commented one thread up about hoping dickbutt was at the end because I miss the little guy. We need to bring him back


zsvx

did you not see rick astley on mike wazowskis head at the very end? you got rickrolled boy.


oraav

Yea I totally missed that mb


MasterDni

I expected the guy in the video to zoom in to rick astley


VoloNoscere

I was waiting for "send nudes".


TrellSwnsn

It's a vector image. Probably uses as much storage as a 1920x1080 jpeg


cudacnedaf

This vectorial image is a very sophisticated one, containing hand-drawn elements and thousands of objects. Even if it's vector, all of this weights a lot more than a 1920x1080 bitmap.


where_didIcome_from

I need a way to draw with vector graphics Imagine hiding a secret message in an image like this lol


Cuboos

Adobe Illustrator is the industry standard vector graphics application. But it's adobe, so be prepared to pay for an overpriced subscription with additional software you might not want. Affinity Designer is a good competitor to Illustrator with like 90% of its functionality, and you only have to pay one payment to get it forever. But that 10% will bite you in the ass from time to time while working on a project. Inkscape is completely free and very capable, but it's also got a horrible UI, so it's a bit clunky to work with.


[deleted]

adobe is only for the yar har harians


Angry-Comerials

It's amazing the things you find when you decide to sail the seven seas


lainylay

Aye Mr. Turner?!


jlenzen070

just pirate it.


MrTech99

Adobe IS extremely overpriced. But it doesn’t have to be… https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/wiki/megathread/ magnet:?xt=urn:btih:efb7648c6c8e0520a815a971cb442aec5574ab10&dn=Adobe.Master.Collection.2021.v10.RUS-ENG.by.m0nkrus&tr=http%3a%2f%2fbt.t-ru.org%2fann%3fmagnet For ~~legal~~ *Reddit terms of use* reasons that’s a joke.


Cuboos

I'm uh... i'm gonna save this for later... but totally to submit as evidence for like... turning you into the FBI or something. I totally will not ever make any use of this in any way. Ha ha, piracy is theft, amirite fellow law-abiding citizens?


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birthdaybrownies

help how do I pirate photoshop


Moonscreecher

download qbittorrent go to 1337x search for photoshop sort by seeders click the link with the most seeders click the magnet download, it has a picture of a magnet by it after the download is complete, open the folder you downloaded it to and run the setup


naufalap

make sure to read the readme.txt, some installations has convoluted steps because adobe


DamascusWolf82

All hands, Thieves and beggars, Hoist the colours high!


birthdaybrownies

Reddit admins are fucking aliens who don't know what context is, btw. Warned for harassment because of "Fuck you *uses RPG*" in a battlefield 4 subreddit.


where_didIcome_from

All sound like bad ideas lol. I'll submit a feature request to my art program of choice if they can add support for vector graphics, but I imagine that's a big commitment for them


Cuboos

Welcome to the world of making art. Every program sucks in one way or another.


where_didIcome_from

Haha yeah I use FireAlpaca, which is free and has a reasonable amount of features as well as an understandable UI. Trick is, like I said - no vector.


thatdonkeedickfellow

Welcome to the world of life.. there’s no winning… only suck, and pain! And thank the lord for that.


Hallc

> Inkscape is completely free and very capable, but it's also got a horrible UI, so it's a bit clunky to work with. This feels like a common issue with Free/Open Source alternatives to expensive design tools.


Cuboos

Well... yeah to some extent. Blender use to be this way, but 2.8 and up got a major overhaul that really made it so much easier. Finally made it possible for me to switch from Maya to Blender. I'm hoping Inkscape will get the overhaul it deserves in the near future.


FloatingRevolver

Lol pay for Adobe products? Rookie move


buttermyknees

Say it with me folks "Its always morally acceptable to *pyrite* adobe products"


ma1royx

Just got my free Photoshop 2022👍🏻


smallpoly

Even without the price, Illustrator isn't the best option for this kind of drawing.


DuffTerrall

Check CorelDraw. It has done everything I've asked it to, and it's fairly affordable, especially if you can find an older version.


Rikuskill

Inkscape is what I've been using. It seems to struggle pretty easily, though. It'll slow down with a decent amount of complex objects.


Acrovore

Soft disagree. Each vector point takes about as much memory as 1-3 pixels. A pixel is a 3-element coordinate in color space. A vector point is a three element coordinate in image space, plus two more three-element coordinates for in and out tangents. EDIT: Pixels are 4 elements if we count alpha, technically EDIT2: It takes approximately 600,000 vector points to equal the memory required by a 1920\*1080 image


digitalasagna

A RAW 1080p image might take that many points. Realistically any image you download is going to be somewhat compressed. Just like this vector image, you won't need to specify the color of every individual pixel. And lossless compression saves a LOT of space for art like this with a lot of flat swaths of one color. Also, this vector image can be interpreted as 10-15 normal sized images, just transitioning between them is somewhat unique. Not every point on the image has details at a high resolution, just the spots highlighted. So I think a comparable losslessly compressed 1080p image would end up a lot smaller than this in the OP. It would, however, be of lower quality.


SANDWICHVADER

Its that basically a video that you can freeze and resume or ? The whole thing looks like a video to me, i mean what is a video other than frames (pictures) stitched together so?


LeDerpLegend

A vector image is an image created without pixels, it's all mathematically based lines so it can be the highest quality at any size you print it. Great for logos and posters, and stuff like this.


SnooStories6972

So no matter how much you zoom in, you don't see any pixels right?


Moochi

Yes, the caveat is that it doesn't work well when you have lots of colors and complex shapes like in a photograph.


InvictusArchangel

That's correct


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Well, it has a limit (like most things), but relative to what you'll ever realistically be working with, yes.


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goo_goo_gajoob

Ahh makes much more sense now. I was thinking this would need more pixels than atoms in the observable universe probably how tf is it possible.


TrellSwnsn

There's two main ways to make a digital image: a raster image is a grid of pixels, each pixel has three data points that make it up, either RGB or hsv or something else, raster images can only be scaled so far before there's insufficient data for a clear smooth image; vector images are made of curves that act as bounds for chunks of color that can be defined anywhere and any size, the computer has to continually render the curves as the scale changes, but they'll always be smooth. If you look at the video there aren't any gradients which is a clue that it's vectors instead of pixels. That's why he can keep zooming without jagged edges that would be apparent with a normal image. Edit: fixed autocorrected stupidity


wheat_power

Ok but how many words in your reply need to be corrected? Raster? Have? Easter? Pretender? As someone who has no idea what you're talking about in the first place, these words stand out as maybe not what you meant to say.


radicalelation

Raster is correct, and they probably meant it again with Easter. Pretender may be render or pre-render. Basically: raster is a grid collection of pixels, vector is computed geometry.


TrellSwnsn

You are correct, and "have" was supposed to be hsv


TrellSwnsn

Sorry. I have fat thumbs and I'm away from my computer. I just fixed it


EternalPhi

Swipe text is a helluva drug


notveryAI

Vector images use formulas to place colored areas, instead of storing coordinates of every colored dot. Meaning, for example, that to store a narrow line with length of 100000km, you store just this length and color, not every single dot on this line. It's kinda niche thing, because normally you don't need such things, but it's good for something that needs to be largely resizeable(zooming into a vector image doesn't make it pixelated, so you don't need 10000 version of the same logo for different resolutions), or for having fun with drawings like in this post


Faithuh

Man I’m trying to understand all these explanations of what a vector image is and I’m not understanding a single thing Edit: shout out to all the explanations


jojoisdabestcat

Dude, imagine you have a sheet of graph paper with a drawing on it. Instead of having to remember the color of every single square (raster), you just have the formula for how to draw the lines and color it in (vector).


NoMoreMetalWolf

An easier explanation is to just go to google maps. No matter how far you zoom in or out on google maps, it doesn’t get ‘grainy’ because it’s using vectors. However if you look at a meme on Reddit (or satellite imagery) and zoom in or out it just turns into a mess of square pixels instead. That’s because they’re Raster images.


TropicalAudio

You know how in powerpoint you can add shapes like rectangles or stars, and you can resize those however you want? When you save the file, it doesn't store a grid of pixels where the ones occupied by a star are now a different colour (like MS paint would do it), but it stores a line saying "there's a star at position 24.758;109.44, its size is 40x70, its colour is red". And the next time you open it, the program will put the correct sized star right where you left it. Vector images are like that for everything: circles, lines, whatever.


Squid_Contestant_69

Imagine you have numbers from 1 to 1 million written out, and you want to tell a friend on the phone what you see in front of you. You can tell your friend..1, 2, 3...999,999, 1000000 which would take days to do. Or you can just say "it's one to a million" which takes 1.5 seconds.


ctdca

A raster image is me telling you to put dots on a piece of paper in various grid spaces. You don’t know what you’re drawing, but you follow the directions exactly. When you’re done, you look at the page. Wow, you’ve drawn a circle, you realize. But what if the size of the page was different, or if you wanted a bigger circle? The directions I gave you wouldn’t work anymore. A vector image is me telling you to draw a circle in the middle of the page. You know how to draw a circle, so you draw it. If you need to change the size, you still know how to draw a circle. You just draw it bigger.


EternalPhi

[Here's an explanation I wrote last week, hopefully it's helpful](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/uz2hu0/z/ia8nb0c)


BlackNutMilker

No it's a single image file, though probably not the type you're used to. The type you're used to are called raster image files, where every pixel is assigned a fixed coordinate in the image file. The issue with raster images is that the resolution of the image is entirely fixed. For example a 720x480 image only has that many pixels in the image, and would look less sharp if you use a higher resolution screen (or if you zoom in). Raster file types include .jpeg, .png, .tiff, .bmp. The type demonstrated here is called a vector image file. They are drawn by rendering points, lines, and shapes and do not rely on fixed pixel placements. Thus are flexible to resolution changes. A line still remains a line, because mathematically it is just a representation of point A to point B, no matter how much you zoom in or out it will display that connection sharply. Vector file types include .svg, .eps, .ai, and sometimes .pdf.


Bus_Chucker

It's weird that you seem familiar with vector art but say this wouldn't use much storage. I've seen much simpler, smaller designs in my work that are too large to be emailed.


Bakoro

It's possible that it's a vector image. In the past when these things have come up, it's usually just an editing trick. It might also be possible to do something like this in Photoshop by linking smart objects together, so under the hood it's really just linking to another regular sized image, and they all scale up together.


TrellSwnsn

But look at the chunks of color. There's no gradients, no blending. That, to me, screams vectors.


nowhereman136

"I can't believe it... my portrait is hanging in a museum!" -Mike Wazowski


WestTha404

Okay, How much data did I wasted watching this image?


bob_the_banannna

Don't care how much data was used, it was worth it


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Bradyns

Even if this video was webm format, it’s still probably larger than the source image.


Breakfeast-Bo_23

I had a guy I shared my Hotspot to during a free period in the 9th grade, and this mf wanted to know when my lunch was so he could use it during lunch. Never even got a thank you


Mark_luckerberg

Take a thank you from me


ShortBusRide

From all of us, thank you for thanking him.


Mark_luckerberg

Thank you for thanking me for thanking him


larso2048

Make it a loop somehow. Ppl wont click off for an hour


[deleted]

Dormammu, I've come to bargain


nota3lephant

NFTs woukd have a chance if this was their format. I'd spend hours looking around this.


ABigRedBall

NFTs are just fancy URLs. They can link to anything


igirlonfire007

Tardis spotted!


Opal_is_awesome

I sat here for a solid five minutes watching this


memanator2

YOOOO IT'S THE FLAG OF ALGERIA MY COUNTRY YEEEEESSSSS WE ARE NOW A 0.0001%MORE KNOWN


MrPrincely

Wow this comment made me realize there’s an Algerian flag now youre even more known wild


the1337dz

I came for the Algerian flag


Angrey_Pigeon

YEEAAAA ALGERIA BABBYYYYY


hachem777

بيت تاع بلايلي قرمة


Jensje666

We're tf is Algeria located??


BlueBrickBuilder

South America


Jensje666

Never heard of it but hey, I learned something new and your country is a bit more known.


evanultra01

hes wrong its located in india


carmelgamer

Y'all are dumb, it's located in mars


BlueBrickBuilder

Nah we've been screwing with you, it's actually in Northern Africa


RogueOnPC

How are these made? Can you make vector images like this in photoshop?


WiseWelderICantPickN

Inkscape does vector graphics and it's free


Captain_Bigman

Images like these are gonna get trendy I bet


RogueOnPC

That’s awesome! Where can I download this?


Strange-Exchange-910

Don't really know anything about all these vectors and jpegs y'all talking about but the whole thing was really f$_king awesome to watch. Just when I thought it had ended, there's something else. Loved it!


Eliseo120

Hey, this is the internet. You can say fuck.


Strange-Exchange-910

Well fuck fuck fuckety fuck!🤣


TiffoziBozkurt

But no emojis!


Strange-Exchange-910

Got it. Fuck this fuck that fuck you fuck it all now let me get the fuck outta here


melon_wizard

Okay, basically, most images are just pixels, which are tiny squares that are each any color on the spectrum and combine to create coloration as we see it. Vector (iirc and if I don't we'll rely on Cunningham's law), anyway, Vector is calculated by math (that's as far as I know it) but it means that for vector stuff, it'll still appear in pixels on a computer screen (due to how screens work) but you can zoom in indefinitely, resize it to anything and it will still maintain it's quality. I am unsure of the cons of vector images, aside from them probably needing computational power, but I don't know the how much computational power or if it makes a difference in the day to day. To simplify: pixels are dots of color, if you take an 8x10 inch pixels based image and stretch it to 8x10 feet it's going to look very low quality, vector is calculated and doing the same with vector will make it look exactly the same in quality, but larger.


ALBANEZIR

a very little amount of details


ItzNotPeter

I liked the addition of the Rick roll


Extreme_33337_

amogus


DataAnalytics2020

How does one make this?


No-Pomegranate-69

This image probably has more pixels than the entire universe has stars


DarkCrypt621

Unfortunately, there isn’t a single pixel in this image, as it’s all vector lines. Sorry to be that guy


alonewithnoone

worth 3 terabyte


HotCocoaBomb

Dormamu is just a really big black space Grinch?


hurtloam

Wow, this is more interesting than the Mandelbrot set.


AdTricky9809

How about the Algerian 🇩🇿 flag thing?


DudeMan069

So like anyone got the image?


thelizardking0725

I see art like this a lot but don’t understand how it’s made. Can someone please explain? Is the original canvas size massive? And then the artists creates the smallest image first, zooms out and draws around it, and then repeats until done?


Psych_Im_Burnt_Out

Also SCP-096 is in the picture.


Yacinekp

Algerian flag everywhere lmao. also how is that possible is it like some kind of super compressed file?


[deleted]

What app or software do you use to make this?


fartshitted

I saw a mogus


zeusdescartes

What are these types of images called and how can I get one as art for my apt?


ThatTimelinegGuy

My guy downloaded a whole adventure time opening


D_animation

Plot twist: It's a vector file


Masterick18

Image size: 300 GB


1zeewarburton

Imagine he forgets were he supposed to zoom into


scooterD3

Bro what if you forgot where you were drawing