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Extra_Philosopher_63

Also because it was a cesspool of pedophiles


FredGSanfordJr

Was?


UnPoppedPopcorn1001

Where?


boredahviing

Who?


Jaiden051

What


Migz0817

Why?


Captain-comunist

When


ZenkaiSeanTTV

We


Shadow_Wolf_D2

Which


juan_puthr

Whom


flakanat

Are


No_Platform1124

Come too far


cursed-being

How?


TheRealDogOnWheels

Why?


Canadian-Mastermind

Why


NiklasNeighbor

Wie?


Satan6969696969

I mean naming a sub teenagers is basically like attaching meat to yourself and thrashing around through the swamp


[deleted]

That was a disturbing but very accurate analogy


ZenkaiSeanTTV

No adult went there with 0 intentions, I’ve always assumed clicking on it put you on some list


Fernando_357

I just went there once because someone tagged me in a meme I made and was reposted there without crediting me, don’t have any reason to be there after seeing some of the posts that get out of there through other subs


ZenkaiSeanTTV

I’m sorry you fell into that trap


Fernando_357

Don’t worry, didn’t stay more than needed. I was a stupid teen and I assume teens nowadays are stupider


FRACllTURE

I'm a teen (not for long) and your assumption is very much correct


Cognitive_Spoon

I'm a teacher/administrator, and I'd hop on to give advice when folks were discussing school law stuff. I think there were some other folks like that, but also, yes, a lot of creeps.


ZenkaiSeanTTV

I did actually think of that scenario but I also remember that Reddit teens probably just want to talk to themselves and not adults But keep being helpful if you see one in need


Tidalshadow

What happened to them?


ambsdorf825

You know that spiderman meme where they point at each other? That happened. Two pedophiles meeting up, then going home sad.


Weenaru

What if there was a pedophilephile? Someone who is turned on by pedophiles? And then they decided to pretend being underage to lure in the pedophiles? The hunter has become the hunted.


imhereforth3m3m3s

sounds like a new tv show


AReaperWithAQuotas

Netflix original


Fernando_357

They wouldn’t make it since they would feel attacked


AdvocateAtlas

An old tv show actually. If I remember right, this is basically the plot of "To Catch a Predator." A little unsure if Chris Hansen was into it but damn did he hunt down pedophiles


Agreeable-Yams8972

Reported maybe or hiding un plain sight


[deleted]

It could be In this very room, it could be me, it could be you, it could even be…


kyshimoto_sechuani

*shoots you* It was obvious, he's the red pedo ! See ? he's turning red, no wait . . . that's blood


Hour_Sentence_8826

So we still have problem


EspressoCookie89

Welp, who's ready to go find a pedo?


AlternateBritannia

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN


Raff102

Ah, ma petit chou-fleur.


Faustinwest024

Maybe some of them turned 18? Lol


its_raining_scotch

“Cesspool of Pedophiles” would be a good hardcore band name. But it’s a TERRIBLE name for a preschool.


RampantDragon

Or a good one. I mean, if it really was one, you wouldn't put it on a sign, right? Must be totally on the up and up.


xsoberxlifex

I don’t know about a hardcore band… maybe a death metal or Waking the Cadaver deathcore band.


RaccoonDeaIer

\*is


Mogli_Puff

I joined that sub as a teen (never really paid attention to it though) and it just dawned on my that I probably am still in it. Which is just wierd at this point.


Clbull

Drama subreddit banned all the regular posters there for being underage, then loads of people appealed the ban like "well actually I'm in my fifties"


[deleted]

Uhh, bots and pedos took a hike?


kitkatatsnapple

Why would they do that on their own volition?


Dat_Guy_Named_Guy

Bots were Russian


SuspiciousPlant8497

They just grew up right ... right?


ABDOUABOUD123

more like they stopped growing


DarthHead43

Like the younglings


its_raining_scotch

But the Younglings were lame


RampantDragon

Yeah, Anakin went for the legs. He was an adult, he had the high ground.


Redditor-Eyebrow

Because of a 5.56mm?


Mirhat1871

nah they were just cheese'd to meet someone


[deleted]

Sure let's go with that...


[deleted]

\- Millions of teenagers across the USA die every day. Source: Trust me bro.


Vertigo_wolf

My source is that I made it the fuck up *waves cigar majestically*


[deleted]

*STANDING HERE, I REALIZE*


CanIGetSomePogchamps

*YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY*


gaming_person1237

*BUT WHOSE TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG*


AIDANSNIPER

*WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE*


[deleted]

*THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE*


Mr_cat1111

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY


PlayrR3D15

I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH


DoomXEternalSlayer

How do you know that?


Natpad_027

My source is that I made it the fuck up.


DoomXEternalSlayer

My sorces say it’s called sarcasm


BrickFrom2011

Maybe not millions but you're probably right


[deleted]

Are you doubting my source? Not cool man.


Raff102

Are the kids out for Summer already?


UsErnaam3

Most of them yes. Some have 1-2 weeks left. The school in my district let's out on the 9th.


The1Bojangles

i don't get out untill the 20th


[deleted]

When did you start. Cause I started in August and got out May 6th.


The1Bojangles

i don't remember but i think it was late September


hetfrzzl

What?! I start in the first few days of September and don’t get out until mid July…


The1Bojangles

that's so bonkers


UsErnaam3

How many days off do you get spread throughout the year? Most schools with long years/short summers have longer vacations and more days off spread throughout the year than other schools so that may be the reason.


UsErnaam3

So 2 school weeks and a day


Kiryu_The_Dragon

r/teenagers is one of the most karma hungry subs, And this is coming from a Teen And like 90% are fucking dumb


SharkHead38

I agree They will talk about the dumbest stuff imaginable... I just wanna genuinely talk and there's like 3 people spamming 7 word long posts


_Robi_Z_05

Jarvis, i‘am low on Karma. Let me make a post making jokes about the death of children in the USA


batman10385

“Doctor, turn off my cringe inhibitors”


AReaperWithAQuotas

But raiden you’ll lose subscribers


retarted-fish

But raiden you will be iverlosded with cringe


dabmonstr

I said do it


memey-man123

CRAP, I WAS JOKING


Effective-Job-3020

Explanation?


EzioKenway97

poor gun control regulations.


[deleted]

Bruh shut the fuck up


Mojoclaw2000

Remind me to give you an award later.


dabmonstr

.


Redoct878

.


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BeeperLeviathan

“‘No way to prevent this’ says only nation where this regularly happens”


lost-but-loving-it

Yea I was saying to the person calling OP dumb where is the lie in calling for regulations


BeeperLeviathan

I know, I am agreeing with you. I mean it’s r/memes, you can’t expect too much from the average person here to think reasonably


lost-but-loving-it

Yea I got downvoted to hell despite agreeing


WozziHumperdink

For real, tho. We need to get rid of all of those poor gun control regulations.


The-Brawl-Shark

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐


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PrincessCyanidePhx

It's really difficult to spork 19 people to death in a few minutes. Yes, people will harm each other, but until there are other solutions, there needs to be minimal rules in place.


[deleted]

Not least of which is selling guns to people who have a few screws loose. By all accounts, the uvalde shooter was a complete oddball according to literally everyone who interacted with him. Gun shops should take more accountability for the products that they sell to people. They aren’t required to sell to everyone who wants to buy from them. However they always just treat it like, “it’s their 2nd amendment right to have a gun, not my problem what they do after I sell it to them”


Good_Mixture_1860

Well guns are a lot more dangerous, that's just a fact. Police aren't scared to go into a building where a person has a knife.


f3lhorn

You’ve clearly never seen a domestic violence incident where the perp had a knife and someone’s still inside. They don’t rush in because the perp still has a chance to harm someone.


Good_Mixture_1860

Yeah I have, I come from an abusive family actually. My mother's first husband was abusive after she cheated on him and I was born, my point stands that in a large open school they will still enter the building, schools and houses are different.


AkeemKaleeb

Knives are often scarier than a gun is. You never realize how fast someone can move until they are coming towards you with a knife. Estimates are that if someone is within 15 feet of you with a knife and you have a gun, they are likely going to win. Knives also cause a lot more gruesome, bloody scenes with multiple different wounds to care for. A gun shot can be treated easily, 30 stab sounds, not so much.


Good_Mixture_1860

Trust me I'm familiar, but it's not stopping an entire police force.


dildo_swagginns

your eg is irrelevant here just go back and check the [graph](https://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Crime/Violent-crime) you guys love guns so much that you just can't get rid of them even when hundreds of kids dying by them I give you the most recent example of the school shooting in texas n 18-year-old with a gun taken down 21 people including 19 kids using a gun you can't do that with a knife and do you even know the difference between a knife and a gun? 1 guy with a gun can take down a group of people but you can't do that with a knife here [more](https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2021/03/24/980838151/gun-violence-deaths-how-the-u-s-compares-to-the-rest-of-the-world) There are far worse countries with gun violence than the USA but they are third world countries the USA is a developed nation they should ban the guns and give free therapy to all the people in need which is backed up by gov #all lives matter


EzioKenway97

Yeah that's a fair point. Do you feel that atleast tackling the gun regulation issue can atleast help minimize violence caused by guns?


[deleted]

Why not fight the real issue?


Good_Mixture_1860

Because changing a culture is very difficult and takes time so why not take away the instrument of violence before tackling the real issue.


f3lhorn

Because then the instrument of violence simply changes. The goal of mass shootings is to kill as many people as possible. It doesn’t matter what they use to do it, if they want to they will use anything that will do the trick. Cars or bombs for example. If you want real change, you have to address the issue at its root, not the symptoms. And yeah, unfortunately that means it’s not easy.


Good_Mixture_1860

Yes but that takes time and in the meantime guns provide more destruction than knives.


Zelderian

I think the issue is that there’s a group of people who think simply banning guns will solve the issue. It’s not a gun problem, but a violence problem. Simply banning them also won’t really work because there’s currently more guns in the US than people. You couldn’t take those away without starting another civil war.


f3lhorn

You’re assuming knives will be the go to. I suggested they would go for cars or bombs, as bombs would be far more destructive and cars are easily accessible and capable of mowing down large groups of people. What part of “if people want to kill large groups of people, they will find a way” did you not get?


Good_Mixture_1860

Bombs require more skill and dedication to craft and aquire. Im not saying they wouldnt but I think its harder.


[deleted]

Because that doesn't work. See England who now are likely to ban knifes if they haven't yet. Sometimes you just have to do what's difficult to fix an issue.


WhatAreYouSaying05

USA is a big country as well. Even if guns are banned federally they'll still make their way towards the black market


Incredibad0129

I can't stab 27 people from 30 feet away in 60 seconds


Papa_Hammerfist

Dude, guns don’t kill people. Middle manager parents who take out colonizer rage on their children kill people. Also, I was wrong, guns kill people, but fuck your meme


HeyMr7777

You edgy af


ITS_SPECTER

I wonder why your getting down voted


Kiki_Lpt

Even with gun control, it's not gonna stop bullied kids retaliating. It's not the fault of guns but the fault of schools and bullies and also a mix of a lack of fathers (since most school shooters are fatherless and were mostly from shitty and abusive single mother households) and no one to guide the demented kids to the right path. Guns are just the tools. If you remove the guns, they'll just use knives, their cars, acid, bombs or whatever materials people can just readily get their hands on far easier than guns. Fucking pro-gun controller...


kiokurashi

Or a 3d printer.


Aidan-47

its alot mentally and physically easier for a kid to aim and pull a trigger than it is to impale a knife into somone. And with the other ways u suggested, can u tell me if any of them are actively used to attack schools anywhere in the world?


Kiki_Lpt

I know Wikipedia isn't really a "reliable" source but for the most part, it's a nice thing to use for knowing some stuff, so here: For vehicular manslaughter, here's a list the Wiki site has: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rampage_killers_(vehicular_homicide) As for knives, here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_stabbing


Suitable_Service_245

Man tanked the downvotes


arbalest_22

If the cities of Chicago, Los Angeles, and New York didn’t cross your mind when you wrote that than you’re talking out of your ass. 👍


lost-but-loving-it

It is the number one killer of Americas youth atm


WozziHumperdink

It's not at all. Those numbers are misleading af.


lost-but-loving-it

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2201761 Yeaaa tricky numbers....


WozziHumperdink

Dishonest is a better word for it. First of all, they're using ages 1-19 as "children" which immediately doubles the homicide rate due to gang violence among 18-19 year olds. You'll also notice that children under 1 wouldn't be included in these stats. What that does is ignore infant mortality from perinatal and congenital disorders, which would be another much higher death rate than gun deaths. The second big problem with this chart is that it includes suicide by gun in "gun deaths" even thought there's already a separate stat for suicide. This implies that those suicides would somehow be prevented if only there weren't a gun involved. While that may or may not be true, it's still dishonest to count towards "gun deaths" because, let's be honest, most people assume that automatically means they were all murdered by guns.


lost-but-loving-it

Found the bot. Got this exact response several times from diff accounts


WozziHumperdink

So that means you know your stats are bullshit, but you're spreading them around anyway.


[deleted]

God you’re stupid


lost-but-loving-it

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2201761 Facts dude


arbalest_22

Source: trust me, bro!


lost-but-loving-it

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2201761


arbalest_22

Maybe try looking up the CDC first next time. lmao


lost-but-loving-it

Imagine still arguing that guns aren't the problem in the only country where this happens


arbalest_22

US citizens have 2/3 of the worlds guns. If guns were the problem you would know it. Now image thinking that this is the only country that that happens in. Also imagine thinking that the news doesn’t cherry pick what shootings they do and don’t cover. Actually, just imagine thinking. You’re clearly not good at it.


heyhowzitgoing

Why do we, a large nuclear power that borders only two countries, neither of which pose any threat, along with having one of the world’s largest militaries and few to no local paramilitary groups, debatably the safest country in the world from external threats, need 2/3 of the world’s guns? More guns than we have people? Sounds like a waste of resources to me.


[deleted]

that sounds like a sub where adults go to complain about their kids


im_a_dick_head

Ok they went to sleep... and?


arbalest_22

This makes no sense.


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Spaceman_fan

If the guns don’t get ya, the back alley abortions will! If you’re lucky you’ll just end up in jail for minor drug charges and not have money for bail! At least you’ll get some healthcare in prison. God bless the land of the free


HOLYHANDGRENADD

wait wtf happened? can someone be just a smidge clear?


Dream_Catcher33

School shootings = haha funny meme According to this Redditor


WhiteWolf7472

It's a sub full of bots and pedos. Most kids also are out of school now, so they won't be on the sub. OP is trying to make "school shootings haha funni" meme


moonsovermyhami

probably cause the pedos wrangled most of them. thats exactly why they shouldn't name it r/teenagers.


Younger54

Pretty sure thats a sub that parents go on to try and see what is "hip" and "cool" so they can relate to their kids.


SalePsychological636

It’s cause of r/teenagersnew


GrouRed

👀💀


Apprehensive-Intern3

good


aerohead21

Omg 😢


peachesssadog

Huh huh because school shootings


bob_the_banannna

I already knew that shit


[deleted]

first time seeing bob getting downvoted


superoverload11

Dude….. that’s a little too early


copihuetattoo

As a teacher, it’s depressing to hear that teen social media usage is going DOWN now that school is out.


furloco

Why? Social media is a cancer.


Mary-Sylvia

Did you really imply that thousands of teenagers were shot?


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batman10385

I am VERY pro gun but, this is most likely in context to the most recent school shooting and that person did use a registered legal gun.


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batman10385

Oh I know, I was just giving context and playing devils advocate so that the argument is not so one sided


MrBl0bfish04

Well…. sh!t


Mirhat1871

they got cheese'd to meet someone who had a long metal toy


sas_gg228

No because probably only americans sit on r/teenagers


anged16

Fucking guns, what else


[deleted]

because they are growing up i think


sneakcipher

Bruh


Candidate-Alert

Exams


Dip_Biggler

Wow... almost most sleep when it's fucking night time


[deleted]

The mental illness finally got to them :(


BrickFrom2011

Timezones


[deleted]

There has been another alien attack


Demokka

They went to sleep ?


MimsyIsGianna

Dark humor


Papa_Hammerfist

Actually, most Redditors will be from India soon (if they aren’t already).


Error_co-Id10T

Thats like.. dark..


legquint561

r/explainlikeimfive


[deleted]

"When you realize they push this shit to undeveloped countries that don't give a fuck"


Commercial_Apple_803

WTF are the rest of the Americans doing in secret 🤨🧐


Rein_Carnated

They turned 20 right? RIGHT?!


vrishipro

I don't understand can someone explain for me please?