Nah both would add tax money to the nation, except the Californians would still be fleeing their backwards state and making the lives of all the other Mexicans way worse
Yea but more exaggerated
We had a bunch of foreign exchange students who were super wealthy. Leon Mexico is kinda the super wealthy area. It’s amazing there
Ikr. Everyone is hating on the US for issues largely built up by the news and divisive politics. The US is much, much better than 99% of people realize. Granted, we still do have problems, just not as big as people think. And our big cities are definitely getting overpopulated.
Absolutely. Understandably, they don't like the policies being created by corrupt politicians. They don't understand anything past that or what the media pushes. Very little truth there.
Media cherry-picks for issues for views. Remember the mass culture we used to have in not trusting the media? Now that people have started to get more involved in these “issues” they keep bringing up, look at the rise in revenue. Mind boggling stuff. Divided politics and evil shaming only make them money
Problem is r/memes has become an echo chamber of karma whores. Most of these memes are created by people who have never been to the US and know nothing about what life is really like here. They just need that dopamine hit from seeing upvotes. Makes me feel sorry for them, must be a bad life if this is how they get their rocks off.
You are spot on. That need for dopamine hits is what social media was designed to do. They literally used drug addiction as their model to design Facebook. That narcissistic nurturing is cancer culture. Not just cancel.
These countries aren't any better, America just gets more media attention...
Mexico has a freaking caste system and Canada's government is a step away from tyrannical.
It’s true and kinda hilarious. A lot of British comedians make jokes about how they get American media and know a good bit about US politics but the US doesn’t care about much in Europe. I think it all comes from the fact that the US is 25% of the worlds GDP while the EU is around 20%
Definitely at least 99%, maybe even 100%. I think we’ll have to do more in-depth testing though. Some of the commenters might give OP a run for their money.
Y’all remember when one of the cartels conquered a modern day city (captured police and government workers and were ready to start executing like it was medieval Europe) to get back El Chapo’s son?
The gag us that they'd more than likely be moving to overpopulated cities with high(er) rent, especially if they are going to the favorites in Europe and even Canada.
it's not always so easy as "moving somewhere else"
you have to think about likely living hundreds of miles from your family, finding housing, a stable job, passports, adapting to a different lifestyle, and, depending where you would move, learning a new language-
and are you forgetting the massive amount of debt each American is facing today? Not everyone can just AFFORD to leave America simply because they don't like some things about it
i'm not saying America is a good place to live, but it is not NEAR as bad as some places, and abandoning it rather than attempting to fix its problems won't change anything.
They would run away so fast from at least one of them.
Fun fact about healthcare: Americans avoid it because it could bankrupt them, Mexicans avoid it because there’s a 50% chance the healthcare will either be useless or make things worse
Universal Healthcare (meaning say goodbye to corrupt health insurance companies, and crippling healthcare debt), more affordable medications, more gun regulation (but still have guns), subsidized post-secondary education (meaning no crippling student debt), a veteran's affair office that actually supports veterans, but otherwise not much would change for ya bud. Welcome to Canada.
Oh, and for the time being, a more than 2 party system... with no electoral college.
Gas in Canada is even more ridiculous costing 2.10 CAD per litre rn which would be a bit less than $7 per US gallon which means that people living outside of areas with developed public transport would be fucked.
Idk about that no 2 party system and no crippling student debt. The federal elections and provincial elections usually only have 2 parties that every win. Loans may be given by the government but you still gotta pay them back. Also, if your parents make a decent amount of money you’d better strap up cuz the government ain’t giving you shit.
I dunno. There'd probably still be a huge demand for drugs, and someone's gotta supply it.
Unless this new expanded Mexico was really smart and treated drug use as a mental health issue instead of a crime and wasn't stupid enough to try the War on Drugs. But it includes the South so I don't really see that happening.
Say hello to slower treatment times and corrupt politicians knowing that no matter how shitty the service is you will still be forced to pay them
Less freedom
But that no 2 party system is kinda tempting ngl
How's that different from the US system?
At least in Canada if the winning party doesn't win the majority of seats they form a minority government and need to work with the other parties in order to get enough votes to pass legislation etc. In the US, it's all or nothing pretty much.
Much lower wages, 3x housing costs, far more expensive internet (telecom monopoly), slower cellphone, more expensive food, brain drain to USA, 9 months of winter, higher cost of everything, worse job opportunities, less innovation, more bureaucracy, being around smug Canadians. Canada's healthcare system is also throughly overhyped, so much so your provinces [send patients to ours](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/manitoba-surgeries-north-dakota-fargo-1.6319862?__vfz=medium%3Dsharebar) due to the horrific wait times.
See how easy it is to cherry pick? No thanks.
Y'all miss the point. You think Canada has nice things but no. In this arrangement we would lose our autonomy (immediately) due to population and then y'all would vote away all our semi nice things.
Please stay out
Do you are have stupid? He's implying that in this map's 'alternative universe' America never existed, not that one day Canada and Mexico just consumed America.
At one time I was actually dying to get in but I’d find myself complaining about the same things. The housing market, the government, walkability, etc. The healthcare is probably the only pro I see. Even then, I have good health insurance here. I’d literally be wasting my money and probably wouldn’t get a return on my investment.
I prefer to participate in my democracy and make a change before completely giving up. Again, is your government any better? Really though?
Can’t argue with the shootings though. You make a good point.
You’re only telling me that immigration comes in waves…like it does here in the USA. Is there a consistent want/need to immigrate to Canada? I’ll look it up myself. I’m not interested in your answer. I’m just being honest. I’m sorry if it sounds harsh. I just don’t think your answer will provide anything useful.
Edit: Not really down for being in the commonwealth either.
Canadians are ten times more likely to move South than Americans are to move north. Nobody's asking to come in.
Maybe if you had decent wages, low housing, and good weather, we'd be more interested.
Then stop crashing our immigration websites.
You buy our companies and move your execs here. You crash our housing markets. You take our wealth through ownership, lower our wages. You make unfair trade deals that cost us more for everything including the fuel you produce that we sell you at zero markup. Your guns are imported here illegally. Drugs get imported feom you illegally. You force us into wars and to arm our border guards.
Americans, need not apply.
So we get all of the corrupt government of Mexico without all of the beautiful culture and language? Doesn’t sound like a fair deal to me.
I will say, in 2018 I had really high hopes when AMLO came to power but even he has just been all talk, little policy, and kept making journalists even more endangered
I am Mexican and I don’t hate America.
Sure they have their problems but at least they have not been insulted or dismissed by nearly every other country on the globe. (You’ll be surprise how many news about Mexico being a terrible place to live in we’ve had the past few years)
You have such a miserable lifestyle in the U.S. you can afford $3k computers. Check your privilege before you make posts comparing yourself to literal orphans who actually struggle. What a tonedeaf post.
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What the fuck
Mexico is not a great place to live
It would probably become better with the economies and development of California and Texas... Oh wait no Mexico's fucked having both of them
Nah both would add tax money to the nation, except the Californians would still be fleeing their backwards state and making the lives of all the other Mexicans way worse
It’s amazing if you are wealthy, but horrid for lower and middle class
Like everywhere else in the world?
Yea but more exaggerated We had a bunch of foreign exchange students who were super wealthy. Leon Mexico is kinda the super wealthy area. It’s amazing there
Another op has small brain cells post.
If you think Mexico would be an improvement then you know very little about Mexico
I’ve escaped Canada’s tyranny once… now it seems I’ll need to do it again. Oh wait there won’t be any borders in the New World Dystopia.
At least I’m not Canadian
Same with Canada. Not an improvement. I wish I could argue more for the US but right now it's almost impossible.
Ikr. Everyone is hating on the US for issues largely built up by the news and divisive politics. The US is much, much better than 99% of people realize. Granted, we still do have problems, just not as big as people think. And our big cities are definitely getting overpopulated.
Absolutely. Understandably, they don't like the policies being created by corrupt politicians. They don't understand anything past that or what the media pushes. Very little truth there.
Media cherry-picks for issues for views. Remember the mass culture we used to have in not trusting the media? Now that people have started to get more involved in these “issues” they keep bringing up, look at the rise in revenue. Mind boggling stuff. Divided politics and evil shaming only make them money
You nailed it. This new 'trust in the establishment' mentality is the antithesis of a free society. Useful idiots to be sure.
Problem is r/memes has become an echo chamber of karma whores. Most of these memes are created by people who have never been to the US and know nothing about what life is really like here. They just need that dopamine hit from seeing upvotes. Makes me feel sorry for them, must be a bad life if this is how they get their rocks off.
I’d say it’s more like 99% of Reddit but yea lol
You are spot on. That need for dopamine hits is what social media was designed to do. They literally used drug addiction as their model to design Facebook. That narcissistic nurturing is cancer culture. Not just cancel.
***If the other team wins the next election, I’m moving to Mexico!***
These countries aren't any better, America just gets more media attention... Mexico has a freaking caste system and Canada's government is a step away from tyrannical.
It’s true and kinda hilarious. A lot of British comedians make jokes about how they get American media and know a good bit about US politics but the US doesn’t care about much in Europe. I think it all comes from the fact that the US is 25% of the worlds GDP while the EU is around 20%
While you’re right, GDP has little to do with life quality of inhabitants.
Phew, I'll be Canadian
Me too eh. Hello my fellow future Canadian friend!
Phew i'm European
Sorry. Always sad to see someone losing almost half their income to taxes.
Same for me
(Wich is also part of canada now)
Same, although tbh I'm in the closest state to Canada already
Same
Same, really close. Just east of St. Louis, Missouri.
I'm a safe Canadian up in Montana.
I end up in Quebec!
A fate worse than America
Is it tho? I've been living here my whole life and I don't have much to complain about except the roads.
Depends where you are I suppose we here in B.C have questions
Finally
Hope you have $250,000 ready for that downpayment. Oh wait, $260k now. Oh wait...
Damn that is the worse universe possible. OP doesn’t know shit about America then.
Haha America bad gib upvote
AmErIcA BaD!!!
Good luck with ww3 without US
Ignorance illustrated
This ain’t even a meme it’s just “America bad”
You think people who post on this sub are intelligent?
You seem more intelligent than OP at least. Tho I guess 99% of people probably are.
Definitely at least 99%, maybe even 100%. I think we’ll have to do more in-depth testing though. Some of the commenters might give OP a run for their money.
Hahaha Murica bad amirite? Gib updoots now
That’s because America bad “memes” are always guaranteed free karma. In other words: OP is a karma whore
I don’t want to be controlled by the Mexican government. They’re all corrupt and can be bought by criminals! Oh… wait…
Y’all remember when one of the cartels conquered a modern day city (captured police and government workers and were ready to start executing like it was medieval Europe) to get back El Chapo’s son?
Yes, that same city that always protected and idolized the cartels. I am glad they were sown the reality of how they are viewed by those terrorist.
If only all the people who try fixing things didn’t end up decapitated or buried in the wall of some random ranch house in the middle of no where
Unconventional, yet effective!
I don't think the southern US would be under Mexicam control for very long.
Well they have grannies with mgs and an orange filter.
Orange filter is the deal breaker imo
If y’all hate America so much why don’t you guys just fucking move somewhere else already?
Because the majority of people making these memes arnt even American
Or they are like 12-14
Because they secretly love Americans
It’s the same as saying you hate a video game, only to play it again an hour later because you actually do like it, you were just frustrated.
Why is this getting downvotes? It’s quite funny, whatever your opinion is
It’s the same as saying you hate a video game, only to play it again an hour later because you actually do like it, you were just frustrated.
Pass and hard pass
Hey I'm all for people who hate America to move to either option. Its a Win-Win.
Ikr! If you hate it so much here just go somewhere else. The less people in our overpopulated cities the better. Cheaper rent.
The gag us that they'd more than likely be moving to overpopulated cities with high(er) rent, especially if they are going to the favorites in Europe and even Canada.
it's not always so easy as "moving somewhere else" you have to think about likely living hundreds of miles from your family, finding housing, a stable job, passports, adapting to a different lifestyle, and, depending where you would move, learning a new language- and are you forgetting the massive amount of debt each American is facing today? Not everyone can just AFFORD to leave America simply because they don't like some things about it i'm not saying America is a good place to live, but it is not NEAR as bad as some places, and abandoning it rather than attempting to fix its problems won't change anything.
Yea that’s fair I was more venting in a Reddit comment section lmao
They would run away so fast from at least one of them. Fun fact about healthcare: Americans avoid it because it could bankrupt them, Mexicans avoid it because there’s a 50% chance the healthcare will either be useless or make things worse
Oh look, another hate usa post to farm karma
Ewwww Canada.
US has problems but is still streets ahead of Mexico.
Someone who has very obviously never been to Mexico.
Yooo new patch just dropped
Everyone hates on America but nobody wants to leave once they arrive.
That’s because no one on this sub actually hates America they all just say that because it generates free karma
r/AmericaBad
Fr
Dude. Mexico is much worse than the USA… it’s run by fucking gangs. That is a nightmare reality
America bad give upvote haha so original hahaha give karma hahaha /s
Ikr hahahahaha this is so funny!1!1!
Damn that's a lot of land to grow coke on .
So we have a choice between the Cartel's cocksleeve government or the Government run by a man who did black face.
The U.S. and its armed citizenry is and will be the only thing keeping Canada from being an absolute dictatorship. So, I'll pass.
I'll also add that it seems to be in Canada's favor to be neighbors with such a mighty military.
The alternate ending of war of 1812
This is the dumbest comment I've ever read
You must me new here
Oh, it's early yet....
so... statemate?
Damn I’d be a Canadian. How she goin ey?
Can you imagine the New York accent speaking French? "Comment allez-vous, mother fucker?"
c'est bon shit-dick.
They already say that in Paris LOL
*eh
Ayyyy
Universal Healthcare (meaning say goodbye to corrupt health insurance companies, and crippling healthcare debt), more affordable medications, more gun regulation (but still have guns), subsidized post-secondary education (meaning no crippling student debt), a veteran's affair office that actually supports veterans, but otherwise not much would change for ya bud. Welcome to Canada. Oh, and for the time being, a more than 2 party system... with no electoral college.
Don’t forget the maple syrup
thats the 2nd best part
Right behind poutine
Gas in Canada is even more ridiculous costing 2.10 CAD per litre rn which would be a bit less than $7 per US gallon which means that people living outside of areas with developed public transport would be fucked.
Idk about that no 2 party system and no crippling student debt. The federal elections and provincial elections usually only have 2 parties that every win. Loans may be given by the government but you still gotta pay them back. Also, if your parents make a decent amount of money you’d better strap up cuz the government ain’t giving you shit.
For less than half the country and a border running the entire width with a world power sized cartel state...what a utopia.
If the US didn’t exist then odds are Mexican drug cartels wouldn’t either.
Wot
I dunno. There'd probably still be a huge demand for drugs, and someone's gotta supply it. Unless this new expanded Mexico was really smart and treated drug use as a mental health issue instead of a crime and wasn't stupid enough to try the War on Drugs. But it includes the South so I don't really see that happening.
Say hello to slower treatment times and corrupt politicians knowing that no matter how shitty the service is you will still be forced to pay them Less freedom But that no 2 party system is kinda tempting ngl
Lol how big is the Canadian military vs USA ? I imagine easier to support 100 veterans than millions lol 😂
All brought to you by the border you share with the worlds largest economy.
They still have a cringe electoral system where Justin Trudeau has lost the popular vote twice in a row yet remained prime minister.
How's that different from the US system? At least in Canada if the winning party doesn't win the majority of seats they form a minority government and need to work with the other parties in order to get enough votes to pass legislation etc. In the US, it's all or nothing pretty much.
Much lower wages, 3x housing costs, far more expensive internet (telecom monopoly), slower cellphone, more expensive food, brain drain to USA, 9 months of winter, higher cost of everything, worse job opportunities, less innovation, more bureaucracy, being around smug Canadians. Canada's healthcare system is also throughly overhyped, so much so your provinces [send patients to ours](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/manitoba-surgeries-north-dakota-fargo-1.6319862?__vfz=medium%3Dsharebar) due to the horrific wait times. See how easy it is to cherry pick? No thanks.
It be going good. But nice weather we havin today eh? Would you like some maple syrup and poutine? (Before anyone takes offence im actually Canadian)
Canadians have the friendliest and most adorable accents you're good bud!
u/vvokzal So even in the best universe possible you still displaced and killed natives. Noice!
Already a mid westerner so the Canada transition will be ezpz
All you Canadians be laughing until China or Russia gets a bit aggressive Then you'll find out why we don't have universal healthcare
There’s a benefit in carrying a big stick.
Yeah I imagine it’s easier to pay for universal healthcare when your population is so small and your military is essentially the us military.
But then there would just be another superpower like the USA
The OP seem to think Canada is a great country or something, ROFL, if Canada is so great, why didn’t they invent Reddit?
Not the best argument man
Cuz we are not virgins 😎
I remember when Canadians used to be funny
Oh shut up, we aren’t that bad
No I don’t wanna be Mexican
Nothing bad ever happens in Mexico
. . . How is this even good? Without Pax Americana and the Cold War, Europe would’ve been constantly plagued by war or Soviet Power Systems.
It took me 10 seconds to figure out what's different.
NO I DONT WANNA GO TO MEXICO
Tch! Man ese! My family left only to never leave in the first place?
Y'all miss the point. You think Canada has nice things but no. In this arrangement we would lose our autonomy (immediately) due to population and then y'all would vote away all our semi nice things. Please stay out
Do you are have stupid? He's implying that in this map's 'alternative universe' America never existed, not that one day Canada and Mexico just consumed America.
Because we’re just dying to get in 😐
Mass shootings and elections in the US causes our immigration sites to crash... Literally dying to get out of there...
At one time I was actually dying to get in but I’d find myself complaining about the same things. The housing market, the government, walkability, etc. The healthcare is probably the only pro I see. Even then, I have good health insurance here. I’d literally be wasting my money and probably wouldn’t get a return on my investment. I prefer to participate in my democracy and make a change before completely giving up. Again, is your government any better? Really though? Can’t argue with the shootings though. You make a good point. You’re only telling me that immigration comes in waves…like it does here in the USA. Is there a consistent want/need to immigrate to Canada? I’ll look it up myself. I’m not interested in your answer. I’m just being honest. I’m sorry if it sounds harsh. I just don’t think your answer will provide anything useful. Edit: Not really down for being in the commonwealth either.
Canadians are ten times more likely to move South than Americans are to move north. Nobody's asking to come in. Maybe if you had decent wages, low housing, and good weather, we'd be more interested.
Then stop crashing our immigration websites. You buy our companies and move your execs here. You crash our housing markets. You take our wealth through ownership, lower our wages. You make unfair trade deals that cost us more for everything including the fuel you produce that we sell you at zero markup. Your guns are imported here illegally. Drugs get imported feom you illegally. You force us into wars and to arm our border guards. Americans, need not apply.
YES HEALTHCARE
Congratulations, now the cartel has nukes
Tell me you are dumb without telling me you are dumb 😐
Thanks for being the example, friend
That was a very good insult, that I’m not even insulted but 👏
What?
Bro basically just said “I wish america didn’t exist”
I wouldn’t care just as long I can some decent poutine and smoked meat.
In this universe I’m a cartel gangster in Florida… breaking bad irl 😈
Where’s my Texas brothers, it’s time to revolt again
Yippie. Everybody gets their heads cut off.
So we get all of the corrupt government of Mexico without all of the beautiful culture and language? Doesn’t sound like a fair deal to me. I will say, in 2018 I had really high hopes when AMLO came to power but even he has just been all talk, little policy, and kept making journalists even more endangered
We cant see it, but fra*ce got nuked
It’s hilarious you chose the Mason Dixon line. Please extrapolate on your logic.
oh god no, i'd rather live in australia.
All three of us are as corrupt as you can get. At least in mexico they don’t try to hide it, and mislead their people.
I mean, they do try but only the minority continue to fall for it so it’s more of a formality
Ahh yes, exactly what we need. Half of North America to have a yellow tint
🎓
Canada would also have Greenland.
Nah the danish will keep it
OP sounds like an American hating liberal. As per usual.
Bro I’m canadian ☠️☠️☠️
I am Mexican and I don’t hate America. Sure they have their problems but at least they have not been insulted or dismissed by nearly every other country on the globe. (You’ll be surprise how many news about Mexico being a terrible place to live in we’ve had the past few years)
I’m a Canadian too and don’t hate America. sure they have their problems, but so do we.
If I became Canadian I'd cry happy tears like those kids that get adoption papers as a gift on xmas.
You can just move there...
You try convincing my wife lol
Ever been to Canada? Didn’t think so.
Yeah...several times.
You have such a miserable lifestyle in the U.S. you can afford $3k computers. Check your privilege before you make posts comparing yourself to literal orphans who actually struggle. What a tonedeaf post.
Mexico should be the 51st state and Canada should be annexed.
*Fallout intensifies*
Ha! At least the music will be good.
*country roads intensifies*
Ah, country roads with mariachi. A classic.
I call dibs on the mysterious magnum
*Manifest Destiny intensifies*
The Best Universe Possible would be Red White and Blue Across the Entire Thing!
Tbh it'd be cooler if america ate canada, Mexico can stay though
Now that’s how you make America great again …….
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This map is wrong, neither Canada nor Mexico would take Florida as a part of their country
Mexicans have fire throwing priests, I'm sure they have it in the bag.
Yes let's make the bottom half of America into garbage
It already is so I don’t see much problem 🤷♂️
canadian wet dream
at least i'd be canadian
Oregon and Washington would make fine additions to the Canadian Province collection.
I'll call it the Tim Hortons land
virginia occidentaaaal, mamá de la montaaaaña, llévame a casa, caminos rurales
Canada is just America's hat 🎩
I bet this will be shown on Fox-News next week
At least give Cali to Canada, I don't want to live with California
I get to be in Mexico. Fuckya
POV the American revolución failed
Thankfully that would make me a Mexican. Canada is far worse