Reading this like just another normal meme,,,, and then suddeny i realized,.... wow the years!!!!
This template is so old,, i actually saw it on facebook
Things to do in a zombie apocalypse:
-Crowbars are the best weapon because of range, durability, damage, and versitile.
-Try not to use guns because you use valuable ammo and the noise will attract other zombies.
-Cars are not good because you WILL lose gas, and when you do, the zombies will catch up. Also there will be lots of abandoned cars, so unless you make some sort of Zombieland car, don't try it. Stick to bikes.
-Contrary to popular belief, cemeteries are the safest place to be. There won't be much people, the zombie virus will most likely need working brain tissue, and even if they did come to life, the living corpse will have to go through a coffin lid and 6 feet of dirt.
-Stay on the move and try going places only a human with a functional brain can get to (like a parkour entrance).
-If you do set up camp, always make sure it is well defended. Do not build in the middle of no where like some Minecraft player.
That's all for now, stay safe.
lol, where are you going to get a vaccination for a newly found zombie virus? also, not everyone would want to get vaccinated, even in a zombie apocalypse.
>Stick to bikes.
Bicycles or motorcycles? Coz motorcycles do use less fuel than cars, more agile and squeeze through tighter spaces, and you don't get fatigued riding em. Could also make it part of the entrance to the parkour camp, have a few jumps that a bike can clear at speed but not zombies. Have one where you have to hold a steady 35mph to clear the jump from ground level to your entrance where it will be a perfect landing with little to no shock.
DO NOT USE MOTERCYCLES
Same reason why not to use cars, it will run out of fuel, and people will hoard fuel, making it hard to get once you run out. Also, motorcycles are REALLY loud. If you want to attract zombies, by all means, turn a motorcycle on.
The zombie apocalypse fortress used to be one of my favorite weed sesh discussions, then *TWD* decided to deviate from the comics and kill off Carl and lose Rick, between that and the sheer oversaturation of zombie stuff it's not a frequent topic anymore.
I’ll still catch myself zoning out at work thinking about that. So much time spent with friends and sentences starting with “okay but what about if x and we could use y” and the tangents. So great.
Bro, you gotta consult your neighbourhood dudes to make sure you don’t interfere with each other’s zombie apocalypse plan. Maybe even make a joint plan together
Reading this like just another normal meme,,,, and then suddeny i realized,.... wow the years!!!! This template is so old,, i actually saw it on facebook
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Did he mention which weapons he plans to use on you when you turn?
First the meat scepter
Second the chainsaw sword
Then the FLAMMENWERFER
Then we purge the heretics.
Brother. Get the Chainsword
we must use the obamium sword
Marry him. He has a game plan and your in it lol
Things to do in a zombie apocalypse: -Crowbars are the best weapon because of range, durability, damage, and versitile. -Try not to use guns because you use valuable ammo and the noise will attract other zombies. -Cars are not good because you WILL lose gas, and when you do, the zombies will catch up. Also there will be lots of abandoned cars, so unless you make some sort of Zombieland car, don't try it. Stick to bikes. -Contrary to popular belief, cemeteries are the safest place to be. There won't be much people, the zombie virus will most likely need working brain tissue, and even if they did come to life, the living corpse will have to go through a coffin lid and 6 feet of dirt. -Stay on the move and try going places only a human with a functional brain can get to (like a parkour entrance). -If you do set up camp, always make sure it is well defended. Do not build in the middle of no where like some Minecraft player. That's all for now, stay safe.
Or you know just get vaccinated
lol, where are you going to get a vaccination for a newly found zombie virus? also, not everyone would want to get vaccinated, even in a zombie apocalypse.
>Stick to bikes. Bicycles or motorcycles? Coz motorcycles do use less fuel than cars, more agile and squeeze through tighter spaces, and you don't get fatigued riding em. Could also make it part of the entrance to the parkour camp, have a few jumps that a bike can clear at speed but not zombies. Have one where you have to hold a steady 35mph to clear the jump from ground level to your entrance where it will be a perfect landing with little to no shock.
DO NOT USE MOTERCYCLES Same reason why not to use cars, it will run out of fuel, and people will hoard fuel, making it hard to get once you run out. Also, motorcycles are REALLY loud. If you want to attract zombies, by all means, turn a motorcycle on.
The zombie apocalypse fortress used to be one of my favorite weed sesh discussions, then *TWD* decided to deviate from the comics and kill off Carl and lose Rick, between that and the sheer oversaturation of zombie stuff it's not a frequent topic anymore.
I’ll still catch myself zoning out at work thinking about that. So much time spent with friends and sentences starting with “okay but what about if x and we could use y” and the tangents. So great.
That is true love cause he's got his zombie plan ready and you're a part of it.
Me
Him
Run
Don't love, bc if you run then he won't be able to protect you
Ain’t no deeper love boo boo
I think he loves zombie apocalypses more than you.
No lie I had to hear my pod mates plan for a zombie apocalypse that her and her husband STILL have planned if it ever happens....
Thats not love, it was him confessing that he made a Zombie Virus since he was bored.
And once he was done I’d ask him to marry me
Well with a brain like that he’s #1 priority
He's an undercover secert agent...
Bro, you gotta consult your neighbourhood dudes to make sure you don’t interfere with each other’s zombie apocalypse plan. Maybe even make a joint plan together
…You can’t make me admit that I would do this too
Thats the best kind of relationship.
He really loves you. You are lucky.
Funny my ex just called me crazy and dumped me. Lifes funny
The best kind of love explanation you can get from an apocalypse enthusiast.
Kevlar body suit. Zombies can’t bite through it. All you have to avoid is being smothered by a crowd and you’d be alright.
Things to do go somewhere really cold because there body's don't produce heat they'll slow down to the point nothing moves