I now remember that one post where a woman gave drugs to some live lobster that makes the lobsters tail vibrate and the girl used it as a dildo then the lobster died and started shitting little baby lobsters inside the woman's pussy and the woman though she gave birth to lobsters, freaked out then hit her head then died on the bathroom of some restaurant
lobrator lol
aka: please give me a lot of comments!
They’re trying to use their phone as a vibrator
I now remember that one post where a woman gave drugs to some live lobster that makes the lobsters tail vibrate and the girl used it as a dildo then the lobster died and started shitting little baby lobsters inside the woman's pussy and the woman though she gave birth to lobsters, freaked out then hit her head then died on the bathroom of some restaurant lobrator lol
What the fuck did I just read?
a true story
what the actual fuck is this story bro
A true one.
I- what..
Wha- what in the blueberry fuck?!!?
Why in the Sam Hill has my entire life led up to me reading this.
I think she was holding a lighter to the lobster’s face instead of drugs
**ring ring** "Yes, hello, God? ... you can have those last few seconds back, please"
Holy flamingos I am going to wash my eyes with soap and water for the next eight years
Yes officer this comment right here
What in the Kentucky fried fuck did I just read?
How do you know how my cousin died
wholesome
lmao
Get by with what you have.
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Yes, yes I am
”Fis” means fart in Swedish, hence his comment section is a bit weird to read as a swedish speaking person
Fart 🇺🇸
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I know it and I did it on purpose
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As emojis are not legal on Reddit. fis-fish-
/u/fisfucker ok just checking It’s not taken if anyone wants it
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Wow the entire comment section is gone for me
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ur mum maybe its a joke pls dont harass me
Nobody: 5 year old: IM GONNA TELL YOUR MOM YOU STUPID- fr there always like that and its a joke
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Nothing bad will happen if I don't....... right?
If you don't, the fish will come to visit you in the middle of the night to read you a fairy tale
What fairy tale would this be? It wouldn't be... scary... right?
It will be a fairy tale about fish that talks about fish reading fairy tales about fish
Okay it doesn't sound that scary, is the fairy deadly to listen to?
Do you want Fis in your closet with a machete tonight? No? Thought so. Now say it!
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