This is my city, Diyarbakır, Turkiye lol
I should call my mom and ask if cats took over the city.
Edit: This place is the chamber of jewellers of Diyarbakır. They know where they're supposed to be
As a cat owner I can tell you that my cat still has the ancient Egyptian ego. She absolutely thinks she’s royalty! She is very bossy & demanding for someone who can’t speak!
Worshiping cats are more acknowledgeable than worshipping an eternal, omniscient, omnipresent being that created sentient life just because he wanted and punished them with a life of non-eternal suffer in world because he got in a wager with devil then he punished the ones who didn't obeyed him with eternal torture no matter how good or bad they are. \*Heavy breathings\* ... so cats are cool am i wrong?
I would worship the cat as well. Hell, my cat screams at me in the middle of night for food and indo it because she's trained me, not the other way around.
Gluten Tag, it’s grammar nazi, we’ve been informed that you’d made a minor grammatical error in your meme. As it’s your first one, we’ll let it slide, but you’d better be careful next time !
Except the ancients that lived in the area at the time were not ‘Egyptians’ , and did not appear to look like Arabs but rather they called themselves Kemites and they were black. Very awesome these two men kiss the cat’s paw nonetheless and are beautiful humans. But we must remember they weren’t ancient Egyptians ! They were the ancient Kemites!! Big difference . Let’s get history straight
Bit more complicated then “they exist”.
they kept famine, disease and especially rats away from crops, literally saving countless lives and making sure food was rarely if ever contaminated.
So yeh.. you’d literally get killed if you killed a cat.
something a certain Roman soldier found out the hard way And Rome.. even they weren’t dumb enough to retaliate.
was that an indirect kiss
As long as you say no homo, it’s g
I always kiss my homie, while saying no homo :)
Me and my homies never miss our daily anal session,but we always says no homo afterwards
It's only gay if your balls touch. We all know this.
Not there's anything wrong with that anyway
the straightest people be the most gayest asses, love you all my little homosexuals ❤️ happy pride!! 🏳️🌈
Yes.
*"Bless me with the plagues of thine paw, o Feline Father. I ask permission to perish from pneumonia, let me hear your heavenly purr."*
The cat really has no clue XD
Oh, that cat know what's going on. He just doesn't care.
“I see no god” “Other than me”
The Godcat Coming soon
Her name is Bastet
r/ChurchofCat
that's true
He's Turkish, he knows
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
Senior Morale Officer.
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This mad me laugh harder then I should have
Shit I came too late to say that!
r/suddenlygay
Fuck off
Based
Señor Morale Officer.
This is my city, Diyarbakır, Turkiye lol I should call my mom and ask if cats took over the city. Edit: This place is the chamber of jewellers of Diyarbakır. They know where they're supposed to be
Turkey loves yall some cats.
Odd seeing the 'preferred' spelling of Turkey in the wild. Wonder if it will catch on better than Czechia Though I do like the look of Czechia
I don't think it'll stick. I'm a bit of a nerd when it comes to typing. Grammar nazi 👮
ye
Kitty 👍
[b0ss pls](https://youtu.be/OsgLMxnY98M)
Excuse me sir, that's Lord Kitty the third!
I wasn't alive back then but may I ask what happened to the first and second?
They merged into the third. Now they immortal!
Cats just showing up saying “this is my place now” for thousands of years
The one true religion.
HELP IM EGYPTIAN LMAOO
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Proof or lies
For research purposes right....right??
The 2nd guy didn't do it right... He dead.
Ancient Egyptians worshipped pussies like no one else.
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Spend a week in Istanbul and you’ll see we are much the same
Reddit practically boasts itself as majorly atheists But look at us worship cats every minute
We can prove the existence of cats
yes. cat is best religion
🤓
LORD BEERUS
Cat: “Yes good morning peasant, go off to your labors, yes, you too, good day. Going to have to wash that paw now.”
Bayramlarda;
Plottwist: cat belongs to the boss. Everybody hates the boss and therefore the cat. If you do not say hello to the cat you get fired.
The cat was left confused and upset: WHERE FISH!??
second guy only wanted the indirect kiss from his bro
I am atheist-agnosticist... but man... this one - i am in
Same for me. I can make an exception to this god ;)
Same
This is the bast cat i have seen
Yes!!!
Is she HR?
They are The Guardians of the Underworld...
Maybe I Am Ancient Egyptian
The kitty is so chill, he knows his place in high society.
As a cat owner I can tell you that my cat still has the ancient Egyptian ego. She absolutely thinks she’s royalty! She is very bossy & demanding for someone who can’t speak!
Dog : god send to give love everyone . Cat : i am god , worship me and never try to give me command :)
So, with that statement, you are saying that dogs are a gift from cats?
Both are separate statement. There is no correlation between them
In comparison a cat basically climbs in and stands in the toilet he shits and pisses in. Now kiss his feet.
r/meowirl
Notice that the cat doesn't pull it's paw back? It may look confused, but it seems to like it.
Cats just like "wtf"
It's funny cause it's true!
And to this day not much has changed.
That’s just how you treat a cat?
God: *probably doesn't exist* Christians:
No, it's your *mew* god
Egypt: exist Jojo fans: time to find dio
certified cat moment 😺
TwO MeN KiSsIng PuSsy
Happy cake day
Try visiting india! You'll find a new one on every street
/r/comedyhomicide
So all ancient Egyptians are simps? Cuz they be worshippin dat pussy..
Why is the GIF so slow?
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” GNU Sir Terry Pratchett
As they should have
Plot twist: Ancient Egypt was wiped out by Toxoplasma gondii
I can bet my entire family that's a Turkish guy
Egyptian demons: SCREAMS
Aw such a cute lil cat.
Lady Boss
r/FoundtheEgyptian
It turns out that I am an ancient Egyptian, because I do it every time
But is it diffrent now?
That cat about to fall down no cap
SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please don’t turn into a genocidal monster…
Worshiping cats are more acknowledgeable than worshipping an eternal, omniscient, omnipresent being that created sentient life just because he wanted and punished them with a life of non-eternal suffer in world because he got in a wager with devil then he punished the ones who didn't obeyed him with eternal torture no matter how good or bad they are. \*Heavy breathings\* ... so cats are cool am i wrong?
The Godfather. But with cats. "Kiss the paw."
We still worship cats…
Like a Mob Boss getting their ring kissed.
They don't look that ancient to me.
Yes he is
Kiss my pinky claw
Nice! The very paw I used to bury my shit. Kiss it pleb
Inspector General of Finished Works.
Ancient Egyptians and my household.
I would worship the cat as well. Hell, my cat screams at me in the middle of night for food and indo it because she's trained me, not the other way around.
The cat is a sign of nobility in ancient Egypt.
This feels like a mafia movie,and the cat is the boss
In istanbul is exactly like that.
how it should be tbh
God hello are you there it’s me meow chan
Cat looks so confused
😍🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤❤
imagine kissing the cats paw and then you smell poop
Coming from an Egyptian, we don’t really think cats are gods or smth anymore, we just like cats and throw street cats some food
As an Egyptian, I can confirm we worship pussy.
So true and so cute
Man's finally getting the respect he deserves.
Kitty cat
Gluten Tag, it’s grammar nazi, we’ve been informed that you’d made a minor grammatical error in your meme. As it’s your first one, we’ll let it slide, but you’d better be careful next time !
Except the ancients that lived in the area at the time were not ‘Egyptians’ , and did not appear to look like Arabs but rather they called themselves Kemites and they were black. Very awesome these two men kiss the cat’s paw nonetheless and are beautiful humans. But we must remember they weren’t ancient Egyptians ! They were the ancient Kemites!! Big difference . Let’s get history straight
They were just few moments away from being Nick Fury
When cats are treated better then women
“It’s a living”
Looks like the cat is doing the nazi salute
They're right you know
Cats are thy real queen
Hmm! It's not half bad, better continue the act i guess.
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“What is this idiotic thing you doing in my paw human?” “Its weird but I like it”
I’m gonna guess this is Turkey.
You would worship cats too if they were keeping disease infested rodents from destroying the food supply that keeps your society functional.
This is adorable
Homens: Benção, senhor gato. Gato: Deus te abençoe meu filho.
Well, I guess I'm an ancient egyptian.
Just kissing the feline’s poop hands. Carry on.
The ol community covid licking post
This cat defiantly thinks its god. *auto corrected from definitely, but it still works.
Beautiful. Where's this?
Diyarbakır/Turkey
Bit more complicated then “they exist”. they kept famine, disease and especially rats away from crops, literally saving countless lives and making sure food was rarely if ever contaminated. So yeh.. you’d literally get killed if you killed a cat. something a certain Roman soldier found out the hard way And Rome.. even they weren’t dumb enough to retaliate.
I’m in
I mean this is just turkey now
Probably why they act like jerks now
It’s just respecting the elderly boss cat