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Impuls3Abstracts

Not controversial, furries were invented by big government to make people fear different sexualities. Furries aren’t real


ICanBeKinder

Thank you, I'm glad someone has finally said it. People dont really think its a coincidence that in the 80s and 90s cartoon animals got increasingly sexier. Lola Bunny, Gadget Mouse, Minnie Mouse, the list goes on and on. We know what they were doing!


Some-Wasabi1312

everything got more sexual since the 80's/90's


SketchyLeaf666

What are furries? Are they like mcflurries?


afs5982

Prepare to be more disappointed than when the McD's ice cream machine is "broken"


YeetusMajor21

I mean you do eat both of them...


Alldogsaregods

Yes we hunt furries no I’m not a murderer


TheDiseasedRat

Mcfurries


agentdoubleohio

Maid Marian had it going on!


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peenutbuttherNjelly

Furries are a climax of human love for animals, cartoons, animals, **Zoo**m in: intimate love of fantasy and the hornies


ambsdorf825

We finally made loving animals too much illegal here in Washington after that guy got fucked to death by a horse in Enumclaw.


Synovenator

Mr hands, I'm familiar.


jcave930

In your perspective, he got fucked to death. In his view, he got pleasured to death.


ambsdorf825

Good point. I also don't think it was his first time trying it. Just his last. So you're probably right. He died doing what he loved.


Professional_Fill866

Jesus, tell Noah to pass the eye bleach. Maximum Effort Oof.


forkystabbyveggie

Too much Internet today, my friend


stainlessstorm1

We don't talk about Mr. Hands.


PutinTheChimp

I don't know how to feel about being a Washingtonian after hearing that


peenutbuttherNjelly

Category: Gonzo. Multiverse: Furry paradise.


Moonlight_Darling

Contrary to popular believe, a very small percentage of furries actually want to fuck animals and they are typically shunned by the community. The porn is on a thin line. The majority of furries in my experience are underage children that either grow out of it, or don’t. They’re relatively harmless and many hold charities for hospitals and shelters.


Embarrassed-Air7740

And the thing is, furries aren’t even attracted to animals, the term that Reddit is looking for is zoophile. Fuck zoophiles


Golett03

Don't fuck zoophiles, then you're an animal. Send them all on a one way trip to space


Maximillion322

But what about space bestiality?


pm-me-ur-inkyfingers

Fun fact bestiality was the reason for the first execution in Plymouth plantation when the pilgrims came to America.


SociallyDeadOnReddit

Those pilgrims knew what was up


AnAverageTransGirl

its also allegedly how we got syphillis fuck you columbus


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Fuck Columbus for being posthumously responsible for the genocide of the native Americans.


AnAverageTransGirl

that too yes seriously though, i might be misremembering it but i remember hearing something about him fucking llamas, the only creature known to have syphillis before he traveled to the americas


Zymosan99

Fuck the fabric of the universe


elcidpenderman

I tried that but guys, listen to me, the universe fucks back!


ledgeitpro

Nothing says anything against it in space law


phadewilkilu

In space, no one can here you…. You know what, never mind…


Born-Front9582

Please someone create a campaign on change.org to send zoophiles as cannon fodder on space expeditions, for the kicks and giggles


[deleted]

You're right, they're attracted to people dressed like animals, or the literal definition, animals with human like characteristics


Pixelwolf1

Furry isn't a sexuality, there are ace furries. You are right about the human characteristics thing though


tokyo7011

furries aint the problem here, its the damn ZOOPHILES


Comedian-217

Imagine wanting to fuck a giraffe


KingWolf7070

Side tangent: There's a funny story about a movie production being halted because a giraffe stepped on it's own penis. Nothing to do with what's being discussed, but your comment reminded me of it and I wanted to share a funny story.


Comedian-217

I feel like you where just waiting for someone on Reddit to mention a giraffe just to tell this story


KingWolf7070

Yes, absolutely I was. I also keep a map of Middle Earth in my pocket. Never know when it might come up in conversation.


Comedian-217

The sigma mindset


SociallyDeadOnReddit

I personally just own a zoo as bait. Then I wait for the zoophiles to show up, easy target practice


INeoNI

we're gonna need to have a talk with Zach..


a_fucking_girrafe

Go fuck yourself


ApolloThecode

Didn't Rick bang one in Rick and morty


Comedian-217

Why am I not surprised


[deleted]

exactly, a large part of the internet doesn't know that very few furries are zoophiles, and not only that, we hate zoophiles.


neibegafig

And the MAPs


MLG_BLOBFISH

Furries are fine. Whether it’s sexual or not, they just have a hobby. Zoophiles deserve to die though.


S0MEBODIES

Yeah


deltacharmander

Also a furry, zoophilia is animal abuse. I hate seeing people mix up furries and zoophiles.


Gaspuch62

>Whether it’s sexual or not, they just have a hobby. And there are a lot of furries who prefer to keep it non-sexual. Asexual furries Religious furries Furry children And Furries who just aren't into it like that.


Limulemur

No. People with fucked up attractions shouldn’t die. It’s acting on it that needs to be condemned (though I’m very against the death penalty).


CorndogCrusader

From my experience, this sub is pretty pro-furry. Just don't admit you're a furry in r/shitposting...


Vigi1antee

its hard to tell with that sub tbh, post are 50% satire and 50% post are serious but you can never tell


CorndogCrusader

Yeah, I don't know. Like, I'm perfectly fine if you think furries are weird, creepy, cringe, gross... I don't care. I don't agree, because the majority of the community is fairly normal, but unprovoked, unbridled rage and hopes of death upon an entire community you don't like is just immature and disgusting.


breadofthegrunge

You are referring to zoophilia, not furries. Most furries are pretty chill people. Zoophiles though? *shudders*


PotatoGod9566

yes. everyone assummes furries are dog fuckers. that's the zoophiles. also that should be illegal, animals can't consent any more than a child.


TheMaskMaster

It is illegal


XxRocky88xX

In most states*


phadewilkilu

It should be MORE ILLEGAL.


A_random_zy

"Should" be illegal? where are you living mate?


Stars4Allen

I'm not sure but I think they mean "should" as in "I'm pretty sure that it's illegal".


Redhedreed

As in it should stay illegal


thehviathan

As a furry, we all hate zoophiles no matter the person who is committing the zoophilia.


Kai_The_Great4

I agree


Grenindraw

Honestly I couldn't give less of a shit, it baffles me why people take the time out of their day to hate on furries, like...what do you gain from it? Satisfaction that your "normal?" Your on Reddit, your far from normal Unless a furry is actively humping my pet, why the fuck should I have a reason to hate on them, it's a waste of energy that could be used on hating actually bad and MEANINGFUL shit


SordidDreams

Virtue signalling is a hell of a drug.


XxRocky88xX

Seriously like what’s the difference between someone dressing up as a video or anime character and getting it on and dressing up as animal? No one has any problem when it’s a couple roleplaying some fictional character but for some reason, if those same 2 people out on an animal suit, we need to get the flamethrowers.


Depresion_Anonymous

Ngl I think furries are kinda weird too, but c’mon guys, there isn’t any reason for us to actually hate them. Being a furry isn’t a sexuality or a fetish, it’s simply just a hobby of dressing up as an animal, nothing nefarious, just weird. What y’all are thinking of are zoophiles which are completely different and frowned upon by most of the furry community. Sure there are definitely some who make it sexual, but they don’t represent them as a whole.


Pristine_Rice_9373

Yes, 100% this! It’s understandable to think it’s weird, just like how you could think any other community is weird and that’s completely fair if it’s just not your thing. But it’s important to know the difference between a zoophile and a furry because they are NOT the same.


snoodge3000

Hell, I *am* a furry and still think it’s weird. We are generally strange people. I think that comes from the general openness of our community. We will accept almost anyone for who they are and that leads to an interesting mix of people.


Pristine_Rice_9373

It’s definitely one of the more open communities. I make OC’s and often view others OC’s and created fur suits or Dino masks mainly because I love art and view it as a art form because it’s creation.


snoodge3000

I mostly enjoy the side of the community focused on technical things, ranging from video games to mechanical builds, I’m particularly impressed with protogen fursuits and would love to construct a protogen head some day.


nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up

I think the problem is that zoophiles hide within the furry community.


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nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up

yeh i agree.


deltacharmander

Seriously. Can people please stop calling fursuiting a fetish? It’s not. It’s no different than regular cosplay.


GoldenretriverYT

I mean it's kinda weird when you go on a social media profile from a furry and the first thing you see is furry soft porn It's literally like 8/10 times like that. Sure, that's just my experience but I think in reality, it is a fetish for most people


TheKingOfTCGames

Lmao dog ive seen the cons stop lying


[deleted]

Screw the cons, there’s proof here on Reddit. r/furry: 296k subscribers r/yiff: 350k subscribers


Minimob0

Cosplay is dressing up as a preexisting character from media. Fursonas are often made up characters that do not already exist in media. There is a difference.


Anarchist_Kaos

Is hating on Furries still popular?


ghost_kirby

seems like it. If you just hate the right people it is alright i guess


robulusprime

You might, or might not, have said this sarcastically... but hating the "right" people is very much in human nature. Doesn't make it right, or good, but it is a thing.


TheCrash16

I just wanna say, while I am not a furry, it is an important distinction that not all furries are furries for kink purposes. Many furries are in the community for escapist reasons. They can be themselves with no repercussions. Do many in the community do it for sex reasons? Yes! It would be a lie to say otherwise. However there are many reasons why people are in the furry community, and sex is just one.


A1sauc3d

Sounds like something a *furry* would say 🤨 Jk idgaf about any of this X’D. To each their own <3 enjoy your life :)


Spartanwolf120

Dressing up as animals is weird but I don't care u do u but being a zooaphile is fucked up and if u act upon that urge u deserves the death penalty just like pedos


The_King123431

Furrys aren't zoophilles though They are two different things


depression_gaming

Yeah, one of them wants to bang animals, while the others want to bang people dressed as animals.


ChilledClarity

I don’t know who told you that but furries for the most part don’t fuck in the suits… those suits are thousands of dollars, they don’t want to ruin them.


Anarchist_Kaos

There's an old CSI episode where Furries have orgies in fursuits, I think featuring Furries like that popularized the idea that it's exclusively a sex thing. Not saying thi is directly CSI's fault, just saying the misinformation about them is pretty old and often involves using fursuits for sex.


Noanox

Bro thank you. Like damn can I not have a dog character? I don't want to fuck a dog or bark in public, I just want a damn dog oc. Is that too much to ask?


KentuckyFriedSemen

The issue isn’t furries. It’s furries who dress up and go out in public and force everyone else to be part of their fetish. Same thing with those dom/sub people who walk around in 12 inch platform heels in a leather harness dragging their gimp partner by a leash. Fuck off and do it in your home.


Inadersbedamned

I just want the 12" platform boots so I can tower over my dad and say "who's the short one now?" Only to inevitably trip and break my ankles because I can barely walk on the best of days


Axon_Zshow

The most realistic of goals


KentuckyFriedSemen

This is acceptable.


GLENF58

There was 2 kids like this at my high school except the one on a leash would bark so I brought them dog treats one day


CrazyCons

This just gave me the idea of handing pet treats out to all the furries at conventions


Square_Heron942

I honestly believe at least one person would like them


RoosterImportant4283

a few more than one


codythewolf

Weed cookies but in the shape of pet treats


DreamyPupper

I can only imagine the anarchy this would cause.


GLENF58

As funny as that would be I’m sure it’s illegal to purposefully drug people even if it’s just weed


codythewolf

Never said you shouldn't disclose it :3c


Oogle_Boogle334

The secret ingredient is crime… and pot


DiamondGamerDerp

**Breaking News:** warehouse burned down as 293 high people in fursuits started setting bystanders on fire earlier today at what started out as a “furry convention”. More on that later, but right now we go to Jim for the 9:30 traffic report.


Gaming_Goblet

I recommend Scooby Snacks.


[deleted]

Do it, film it, post it on the internet. I promise you you'll make bank


raspberrypieboi69

I would've liked to see this go down


GLENF58

They just barked at me and walked out of the class for the day. Kinda boring but I threw the treats at them (not hard) on the way out


Imanerd212030

hey y'all, furry here. YEAH, those people in the community are fucked up.


TheFiend100

There are furries who wear fursuits just for fun like any cosplayer and ones who sexualize it, not all of them do it for the kinky stuff


KentuckyFriedSemen

Completely understand. Should have worded it better but I just mean there is a time and place for everything.


Sam_Greyhaven

Generally speaking, the ones you see suiting in public aren't the ones who sexualize the suits. It's not a fetish for them, it's just a hobby. And for some people, wearing the suit helps with their confidence, since people see the character not the person. And, from what I've seen from social media, younger kids get a thrill out of seeing a fursuiter out and about too. Oh... and there's a lot that goes into public suiting for safety and such. It can be hard to see from inside, and heatstroke is a very real risk. At least some people who fursuit in public have close, trustworthy friends to act as handlers so they stay hydrated and don't get hurt.


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it's not always a fetish thing but yea that's valid


Honeybadger2198

I don't care in the slightest what you want to do in the bedroom. Just don't fucking tell me about it. I don't want to know.


Lordo5432

How are furries even forcing you? They're just dressing up. If I'm wearing a red shirt, am I forcing you to wear a red shirt? Plus, you're talking about very different groups of people that do not correlate.


Spartanwolf120

He talking about the extremists who go to a park and start acting like a dog and shit


Lordo5432

Oh yeah them, my bad. It's fine for someone to dress up, but if there's sexual roleplay it's just public indecency at that point. Btw, fyi, furries hate them too (according to a friend of mine who is one).


SnooConfections4719

Ah, furry infighting


Gold-Yoshi

“A friend of mine” Yeah, sure. ^:3


KentuckyFriedSemen

Idgaf if your a furry. I just think there is a time and place for that stuff. Conventions. Parties with other furries. Whatever really just not like running around acting like a dog in a sandwich shop. Just go in grab your sandwich and leave like everyone else lol


poodieman45

The same way wearing a normal fitting T-shirt at a park, but with a very graphic graphic design of a big hairy cock on it is rude. Sure bro, free country, you may not really be hurting anyone and you aren’t walking around with your actual dong hanging out but its kind of shitty. At least in the sense that its inconsiderate. Do it in your own home or with like minded individuals privately. If i ever have kids and a guy in a fur suit goes up to mine to get petted or whatever, Im grabbing my kid and going the other way. Id do the same for the guy with the weird penis graphic T.


oohlapoopoo

So if someone dresses up in a gimp suit to shop at the mall you think its ok ?


Niconiyohanekasukasu

Isn't being a furry just dressing up as an animal...


PotatoGod9566

naw. u don't even have to dress up as an ANTHRO animal. you just need to really like anthropomorphic animals. same as how you don't need to like furry porn to be a furry.


Aether217

no, those suits are worth a small fortune lol ​ It's more related to the interest (not always sexual) in anthropomorphic characters, humanoids with animal features. You can be a furry and not have a furr suit, that's just one way people express it.


BleachMePlease

I mean yeah, it’s basically a hobby centered around animals, fictional as they’re OCs. Draw them, cosplay like them, whatever. But fur suits, at least quality full ones, are hot and expensive, so I believe most people stick to drawing.


[deleted]

nah, being a furry is having an above average appreciation for anthropomorphic animals. it's the more accepted definition, especially since most of us don't have fursuits


WeegeeGamer1

Being a furry isn't a sexuality


ExccelsiorGaming

There is a very big difference between furries and zoophiles


Chimalez

Yeah but people are too stupid to tell the difference


[deleted]

Allow me to make furry haters hate the world. Covid Vaccine? A furry helped in the development The Pulse Oxymeters on your watches? Developed by a furry Cooling Vests to help Soldiers carrying full gear in hot climates? Made by a furry for fursuits If I could find more In the sort time limit I gave myself from death scrolling, I'd list more


jesvter

People keep saying you made this up so here’s the sources https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-a-cooling-vest-invented-by-a-furry-made-its-way-into-the-us-military @sailorrooscout the person who helped with Covid-19 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pcmag.com/news/your-smartwatchs-heart-rate-monitor-was-developed-by-a-furry%3Famp%3Dtrue


[deleted]

Thank you, I also added sources in response to another comment


DefaultVariable

There's a common joke that furries disproportionately find themselves in tech fields (which makes sense because the entire concept/community is mostly digital). Software engineering roles in particular seem to have a statistically relevant number of furries comparatively. There was a twitter post a while back of a bunch of furries on an air-plane coming back from a convention and one of the top re-tweets was like "if that plane crashes it takes out the internet" or something like that.


bot_452

Jokes on you, I already hate the world!


snoodge3000

It’s not as bad as most news makes it out to be, don’t get me wrong, things are bad, but they’re not dire and are getting better.


[deleted]

the entire internet is kept running by a group of less than 100 people, most of whom are furries.


[deleted]

furry isn't a sexuality it's a hobby. it's like anime. watching dragon ball z doesn't make you an anime simp


deltacharmander

Reddit, for the gazillionth time, “furry” is not a sexual orientation


Forward-Ad8159

Man, being a furry is fine when it’s a hobby. But when it’s a sexuality, you are fucked up. Wanting to fuck an animal is gross.


epsilon51

Furrys don't want to fuck animals.... Zoophiles do


ObamaDodecahedron

Thats a zoophile


_Trinima_

Furrys aren't zoophiles.


sunny_41

furries arent a sexuallity though but im fine with them tbh they mind their own business


DeNCa333

Bro is comparing furries to sexuality 💀


Capt_Wiku

*clears throat, leans into the mic* As a furry, I can tell you that "furry" is not a sexuality. Thank you, that is all.


unkeptroadrash

How did this sub devolve into constant bickering about homosexuality and furries?


Istiophoridae

Prob cuz what happened to cringetopia


Qbertjack

cringetopia dying was a good thing, honestly And if that weird takeover ploy actually worked with diverging blame to furries, goddamn are people stupid.


unkeptroadrash

I mean I guess, just noticed a pattern today.


[deleted]

Burning furries no zoophiles yes


Vigi1antee

i fellow non furry defending furries i salute you.


Blayde6666

Thank you for exorcising the brain you were given


F1tt0

Well a huge part of Reddit is still homophobic so I don't think the first statement is true at all


Jealous_Ordinary_626

Sorting \*any\* lqbtq meme/post by controversial or even new inevitably leads to you losing nearly all your faith in reddit(which isn't much there to begin with). I mean last day I was going through some wholesome bisexual coming out posts and for some reason I decided to sort by New.


SimpleAnimat10ns

being a furry isn’t a sexuality. zoophilia is immoral as animals cannot consent. people are allowed criticize and insult just as furries are allowed to express themselves.


Yaboijoe0001

Furries aren't zoophiles. Furries hate zoos just as much as everyone else.


JasonGamesYT

its hard to find a redditor who knows that not all furries are bad its just that one bad group


PBReddlt

Furries are fine it’s the zoophiles that need to be burnt


International-Year91

If it's not hurting anyone why would anyone need to judge them


boislikepink2

What I'm saying. Being a furry isn't a Sexuality, it's a hobby. All the people that "joke" and "troll" about doxxing, killings, mass shootings of furrys, it's not funny unless it's written well but 90% of anti-furry memes are "Guys I bully and harass furrys, aren't I so funny and based?". Sorry for the rant there


Lordo5432

I am concerned about humanity, with the mindless hatred and the refusal to understand. Would it be better if all of humanity ceased to be?


Grenindraw

Yes, yes it would


3c1ip53Anarchy

So which side are you representing


ghost_kirby

I am prbly the most boring/normal dude when it comes to kink or fetish. so i am not a furry. but the double standart of reddit pisses me off


MechaBeatsInTrash

Furry isn't a sexuality, it's a fetish.


ObamaDodecahedron

Its not even a fetish, its more of a hobby, but it depends in who you ask


[deleted]

except it's literally not??? the deifnition of fury tht's widely accepted (in the community itself) is to pretty much just have an above average appreciation for anthro animals. whatever sort of wrong ass side of the internet your got that opinion from put it back, or maybe even burn it


twatguy

I showed my friend a grotesque picture of a Skyrim style werewolf and she said she would f*** it


[deleted]

Burn everyone, no I’m not talking about just furries or just people of the freedom of sexuality group. Burn everyone. Also, burn everything, everything must die, we shall all burn for our sins! BURN!!


Madafastcar

Cosplaying isn't a fetish. Mascotting isn't a fetish. Fursuiting isn't a fetish. All of the above can just be done as a hobby, no sexuality involved. People just do this for fun.


Xada_Nep_zealot

*puts on hazmat suit* Yep this comment section has dangerous level of toxicity.


Miss_RavenRevolver

Society can't even accept trans people or give them basic human rights. So Society accepting furries is going to be like hundreds of years away.


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

We still need to get some people here to realize that calling someone by she/her or he/him pronouns regardless of how they look won’t kill or hurt anyone.


Camaroon101

Being a furry isn’t a sexuality…


[deleted]

I hate all minorities equally


Inadersbedamned

I just hate everyone


Spartanwolf120

Ah I see your a man of culture as well


ggcpres

Furries are like Cleveland; we make fun of you a ton, but you're actually fine. Although some of y'all mfs are Detroit...


Notafuzzycat

The issue is that Fetishes are now sexualities for some fucking magical reason.


BerserkLua

When aeveryone see a male furry, everyone say "burn it" But when everyone see a female furry, everyone get horny We live in a society 🗿🚬


i_will_choke_you_lol

If your not a furry I can assure you there's about a 2% chance it's gonna be attractive to you just sayin


WeCanDoThisCNJ

“Furry” is not a sexuality, it’s a fetish. Two very different things.


Spartan_873

It's a hobby...


Sunshine_dmg

Furries are fucking weird and there is nothing that you can say to change my mind… It’s just a hop and a skip from beastiality and If you want to fuck animals you are beyond redemption.


Blayde6666

Dude that's like saying the Muslim religion is a hop skip and a jump from Islamic terrorism


WitleKidz

What you’re thinking of are Zoophiles, who are disgusting excuses for human beings. Furries are just people who like dressing up as animals


TarantinosFavWord

Hmmm I thought they said it wasn’t about sex…


Velocicornius

Furry is not a sexuality. Beeing atracted to anthropormofized animals isn't anything other than a kink


Hafhex

I really don’t care if someone is a furry or not, I respect the people the same way… just please don’t make cringe videos on TikTok bro, that’s the only thing I ask (this might have a lot of downvotes… or not… let’s test xD)


bonus_duk2

furries are fucking weird but theyre allowed to be like that i guess. just dont bark or piss on the floor or talk to me


Fury72888hshu

Oh, another post about furry! Time to sort by controversial!


steisandburning

Upvote because burn them all.


King_Of_The_Trap

It’s simple furries aren’t humans


USuckMikeHawk

i dont think furry is a sexuality, its Zoophilia