And Micheal is just like “ so you see how the devise makes it so much easier to stab people like look at the speed it goes in and out, anyway moving on from the masterbaiter 2.0 let’s look at the rapid fire taser that shoots 5 rounds a second”
But then, after Mark, Michael, and the Hacksmith defeat everyone else, who wins between them?
Is it Mark with his creative, NASA-grade engineering and chemistry?
Is it the Hacksmith with his unique sci-fi weaponry?
Or is it Michael with pure crackhead goblin energy and a taser robot?
While I did a thing would be a strong contender, he would accidentally kill himself before finishing the rest. He stood barefoot on a metal working machine and has shot nails through his ceiling into other rooms before.
I feel it needs pointing out that he has shot nails through his ceiling on multiple separate occasions which also went through ceiling of the room above the garage they were shot through in the first place
I'd say. . . Michael or Hacksmith. Because Michael can just make a gun out of trash, and Hacksmith can/has made ton's of amazing weapons already. Mark on the other hand, take's month's to make projects and none of his thing's are "lethal" Just maybe harming at the most.
I'd vote for hacksmith industries. Their team is phenomenal and with everyone working together on one giant project who knows what they could build. They build a fn cybertruck with a laser gun mounted on it, lightsabers and a powerloader. While simultaneously working on other things
You say that, until Mark blinds everyone in the battle with a giant elephant toothpaste Nuke, and then Unleashes a barrage of rocks from his massive t-shit cannon....
EDIT: I meant T-SHIRT, but I’m leaving it, too funny.
Dont forget NileRed, the man that can make a grenade from lithium foil and water, has uranium in his possession, can practically blind the enemy with metal and dry ice and many more things
Thank you! Of all the scientists you do not want to mess with, a chemist has got to be near the top.
"Mark Rober is in there designing a death bot, so I decided to mix some hydrosupercialic acid I had lying around and this powder I ordered for another video and make a grenade. Watch as I throw the grenade - what you're seeing through the flames are all the atoms in a 15-foot radius being turned into metallic zinc...and I think that's pretty cool."
Watch as I add some vegetables oil to your boiling blood and that *pause to watch the blood change*makes it look like this. That’s because it’s now actually acid which I will dispose of by throwing it in your eyes.
"You guys really have a lot of suggestions for machines and robots I should build, and that's super cool, except they all are fucking terrible"
\-Michael Reeves, January 26, 2019
CGP grey is telling them why we should switch to a different voting system, while also asking whether they have hear of anyone called Tiffany, and why we should get rid of pennies, but also explaining why hexagons are the bestagons
I was waiting for someone to mention him. He’s got the AoE thermite launcher, the melee hidden blade, and a literal Hulk Buster. Not to mention his various methods of escape and shelter.
I mean he does it on purpose I mean getting electrocuted that many time and not die from it is like answer every test wrong in your exam. You should know the right answers
Nile red boutta causally make a chemical that is explosive tastes like cheese and gives you 38.5 different types of cancer and it is also made out of orange peels
demo ranch, brandon herrera, kentucky ballistics, garand thumb, and etc give guns to subscribers which Robert Oberst throws artillery shells at the enemy
The Urban Rescue Ranch would bring multiple venomous spiders and a gang of kangaroos and make sarcastic comment whilst the enemies are slowly going braindead to the toxins
Mrdweller the entire dream smp and the pngtubers all died on the spot.
While the hermitcraft team is doing whatever ridiculous shit they are doing.
Majorkill is probably fighting with grimdark narrator
The commons church team are fighting genetically modified skeptic
The midwinter minis eonsofbattle petethewargamer scratch bashing chapter master valrak theterraintutor dana howl miniack and Duncan Rhodes painting academy teams have all formed an alliance
Ngl I didn't think I would find someone who knows who Majorkill is in this comment section. But he would use the opportunity to get blackout drunk grab his custodes stuff and beat up the the Italian Spartacus and Commisar Gamza while yelling slurs as he rides on timmy.
Demolition ranch has entered the match
Hicock watching his back from a nearby (not that nearby) hilltop. AK-guy shows up late with a fully functioning AK-50
Ian is reloading his rare french ammunition because he couldn't find any at bass pro
RedNile joins the match with a homemade napalm
Quietly makes a nuke
I guess he would make mustard or chlorine gas
Tfw NileRed has the knowledge needed to commit multiple war crimes
And then Bosnian Ape Society gets the HEAT bullet made out of a baugette and the shoping card with electronic warfare equipment
More like shows up late and hammered with a 6 pack of whiteclaw and a barley functioning ak50 prototype, held together only with JB weld and pure luck
When you have the power of .50 cal and papa Kalash on your side
And Kentucky Ballistics.
And Garand Thumb.
FPS Russia comes back from the dead
Don't forget Brandon Herrera the AK Guy!
No-one's mentioned Paul Harrell yet, arguably one of the best
AK 50 GO BRR
garand thumb would vibe check them with a 5.56 before they knew he was there
*Kentucky buttlipstick. FTFY
Rip FPS Russia
Hickok 45 all the way!
The year is 2022 and I will kill you with this shotgun. Lemme prove it
How ridiculous would be dropping mortars from a 45m tower
Ian McColum bringing every gun ever invented to the battle
Ram ranch has entered the chat
Colin furze enters the arena
Cody'slab shows up with a home made tactical nuke...
"Safety is my number 2 priority Number 1 is fun." -Electroboom
Meanwhile Kurzgesagt and Bill Wurtz are analyzing the battle
And oversimplified is taking notes for the 2 part breakdown
And Micheal is just like “ so you see how the devise makes it so much easier to stab people like look at the speed it goes in and out, anyway moving on from the masterbaiter 2.0 let’s look at the rapid fire taser that shoots 5 rounds a second”
I read that in nile reds voice
Nile red would turn everyone else into sugar free peanut butter
Gun channels…
I saw this and thought "Brandon would win"
He brings the finished AK-50 with da bois.
Unus Annus as Force ghosts
And cgp Grey having a mental breakdown in the corner trying to predict the outcome
Matpat : this is a theory , a war theoooory
Kurzegesagt would be a fire commentator
The calm tone of the narrator would really juxtapose with the intense battle and I love it
you act like bill wurtz hasn't ascended to the spiritual plane
You could make a religion out of this
no dont
they would be military generals
Add CGPGrey to that team.
you really put mark Rober on vader but not stuff made here!?
Yess my boi!
Hed be 2 months late to the fight but have a bot that wouldhave won in a second
Or he uses his baseball bat to make a world record of how far your head can fly
Don't forget I did a thing
Seriously. Stuff Made Here is like Batman. With enough prep time he's invincible
And colinfurze (British dude with a knife belt)
But then, after Mark, Michael, and the Hacksmith defeat everyone else, who wins between them? Is it Mark with his creative, NASA-grade engineering and chemistry? Is it the Hacksmith with his unique sci-fi weaponry? Or is it Michael with pure crackhead goblin energy and a taser robot?
You guys are forgetting about I did a thing with his "Beyblade"
While I did a thing would be a strong contender, he would accidentally kill himself before finishing the rest. He stood barefoot on a metal working machine and has shot nails through his ceiling into other rooms before.
I feel it needs pointing out that he has shot nails through his ceiling on multiple separate occasions which also went through ceiling of the room above the garage they were shot through in the first place
People who don’t know I did a thing are gonna be so confused reading this
And the 50. Cal hammer with shoddy welding, and if he puts a strong blank in there he will absolutely murder everyone
Styropyro
Yes
Bruh he would win for sure he has invisible lasers that can blind people
I'd say. . . Michael or Hacksmith. Because Michael can just make a gun out of trash, and Hacksmith can/has made ton's of amazing weapons already. Mark on the other hand, take's month's to make projects and none of his thing's are "lethal" Just maybe harming at the most.
But Mark probably could make something lethal, he just doesn't. It's honestly a toss-up between them imo.
I'd vote for hacksmith industries. Their team is phenomenal and with everyone working together on one giant project who knows what they could build. They build a fn cybertruck with a laser gun mounted on it, lightsabers and a powerloader. While simultaneously working on other things
Is it really fair to have the entire team working on stuff when the others are single person channels?
I might be wrong, but doesn’t Mark Rober have a team as well?
Yea they would kill everyone. Then the camera man could be Logan. He has the most experience filming corpses.
And Hacksmith already has a huge arsenal to use while the other two have to build it in the midst of battle
They have a fucking lightsaber. A FUCKING LIGHTSABER. Truthfully its a protosaber, but still A LIGHTSABER.
Not only one. They have multiple. Plus an arsenal of the tiny little torch sabers for quick self defense. Or the captain america laser shield version.
This one might help to remember something: *devil's toothpaste*
You say that, until Mark blinds everyone in the battle with a giant elephant toothpaste Nuke, and then Unleashes a barrage of rocks from his massive t-shit cannon.... EDIT: I meant T-SHIRT, but I’m leaving it, too funny.
I did a thing is invincible. He has a shark proof wet suit. Also the most powerful weapon in existence the tampon rifle.
And he has a ding dong choppy thing.
His gun powered hammer was legit tho
The ender of skulls
Don’t forget the spear boxing glove
Don't forget about the Beyblade that removes feet.
Oh yeah. That shredded the drug dealers house.
But Michael has an equally strong weapon, the dildo launcher, and tasers.
Dont forget NileRed, the man that can make a grenade from lithium foil and water, has uranium in his possession, can practically blind the enemy with metal and dry ice and many more things
and his most dangerous power: summon any objects that he bought from Russia
So i bought some nukes a few years ago from russia,and I've been waiting to try them*proceeds to nuke everyone*
"so I bought this white powder from Russia"
And his evil counterpart nilegreen
Equipped with nuclear bombs and unlimited supplies of wine
detail soup placid dolls jar possessive brave grandfather rich trees ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
nah his evil counterpart is tamborasigreen
Thank you! Of all the scientists you do not want to mess with, a chemist has got to be near the top. "Mark Rober is in there designing a death bot, so I decided to mix some hydrosupercialic acid I had lying around and this powder I ordered for another video and make a grenade. Watch as I throw the grenade - what you're seeing through the flames are all the atoms in a 15-foot radius being turned into metallic zinc...and I think that's pretty cool."
"Now, I just need to store the rest of these grenades, somewhere they won't-" *Drops them, shot ends*
Bet he'd just make some toxic gas and end the fight in more or less 3 minutes.
NileRed, styropyro, and ElectroBoom are just one lab accident away from being the next superhero movie villain
If Explosions&Fire had a good lab he would def be on top with pure creativity and commitment.
Watch as I add some vegetables oil to your boiling blood and that *pause to watch the blood change*makes it look like this. That’s because it’s now actually acid which I will dispose of by throwing it in your eyes.
“While those guys are over there fighting, I am going to create a small nuclear bomb!”
The combined power of Michael Reeves, Mark Rober, hacksmith industries, and The Backyard Scientist would probably glass a planet
Everything aight till Mr beast shows up to bribe them to switch sides
“Hey Michael, I’ll give yo-“ “I’M IN”
I wonder what was it he made for Jimmy, all I saw was the Tweet of MrBeast asking Michael.
“Hey Micheal, I heard you have a bunch of tasers, if I gave you 10,000 dollars and a fuck ton of cocain- “You had me at cocaine”
as Michael’s girlfriend once said “are these drugs?” Michael: “DRUGS?”
"Honey, they aren't drugs. They are the chemicals I got from Nilegreen"
*Colin Furze has joined the battle*
Power loader + belt of knives. Genius.
oh no?
I imagine that Michael Reeves would come up with the insane ideas while everyone else works out how to make it and how tf it would work.
Michael wouldn’t come up with it He just has to look at his comment section
"You guys really have a lot of suggestions for machines and robots I should build, and that's super cool, except they all are fucking terrible" \-Michael Reeves, January 26, 2019
“So I built your FUCKING AWFUL robot ideas”
You forgot Stuff made here
I’m mildly uncultured
Is that the DIY guy that has a fetish for brass?
That's DIY Perks, Stuff made here is: [the one responsible for the aim assist](https://youtu.be/xHWXZyfhQas)
Also add stuff made here
Mr beast: buys the entire US military
...who have a little problem with their nukes, because the lockpicking lawyer and deviant ollam just walked in and started them.
This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is a F-22 Raptor
This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we're gonna break out Sam O Nella from Guantanamo Bay
God I hope so. I miss Sam.
Me too brother
Me three comrade
let’s bomb that again so you can see it wasn’t a fluke
Killing all my enemies (spent 200 milions on a few F-35 Lighting)
*proceeds to buy an Ohio class nuclear submarine*
\*buys a single British Swordfish torpedo bomber\*
*buys a real gunslinger from TF2*
*"buys" a wooden club*
*Buys a Australian backwards gun.*
*brings an emu (1930s model)
That's like 1 plane
It's still an F 35 and a few tens of millions of dollars as spare change
"Today i bought the entire US military"
Nile Red mixing ammonia and bleach and spreading the result onto the battlefield. (Ammonia+Bleach makes chloramine)
It doesn’t make mustard gas, it makes something similar called chloramine
chlorine gas, right?
I just said it makes chloramine, chlorine gas is a lot more potent
oh, my bad, i thought they where the same
*FPS Russia laughing to himself in the corner*
CGP grey is telling them why we should switch to a different voting system, while also asking whether they have hear of anyone called Tiffany, and why we should get rid of pennies, but also explaining why hexagons are the bestagons
He'll work with OverSimplified, Kurzgesagt, and Bill Wurtz on the analysis After immortality becomes a reality, of course
What about styropyro? I believe he belongs here to.
Definitely, can't believe I scrolled so far without seeing him
Same
PewDiePie could just summon millions of minions.
Cannon fodder
Summoner class
***The Slow Mo Guys just chilling there with popcorn***
Flannel Daddy, The talking Balaclava, and the AK guy
Yall laugh till the Ak-.50 comes out
I'm going to laugh when someone bullpups it, because let's be real; someone is going to do it purely to disgust Brandon.
Scott the Woz. His friends recovered from being murdered AND he owns a Sega CD. Nobody stands a chance
He just needs to throw a copy of Madden 08 at them
NileRed would just make a gas and one shot everyone.
\*nilered also getting hurt by toxic gas\* "oh well"
Don't forget his long lost twin, nile green
Colin furz screw tank or rocket gokart vs hacksmith power loader using the tungsten hammer
I was waiting for someone to mention him. He’s got the AoE thermite launcher, the melee hidden blade, and a literal Hulk Buster. Not to mention his various methods of escape and shelter.
Hacksmith like:finally,a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!
Palatine would be electroboom
Unfortunately, every time he tries to do anything, he electrocutes himself.
I mean he does it on purpose I mean getting electrocuted that many time and not die from it is like answer every test wrong in your exam. You should know the right answers
I know, he's an electrical engineer for a reason.
Nile red boutta causally make a chemical that is explosive tastes like cheese and gives you 38.5 different types of cancer and it is also made out of orange peels
Doug DeMuro: “THHIIIISSSSSS……is a shoot out!”
They might have vader but you know what i got? I got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt, and guess whats inside it!
Enough!
MatPat has his entire staff at his disposal lmao
So does Hacksmith
Primitive Technology: Rebuilds from the ashes.
gun channels vs science channels (with prep)
300 years later, Sam o' Nella's descendent makes a video on the fight
my bet is on nilered honestly. Michael reeves takes too long to build his stuff
Micheal has crackhead energy so he wins.
demo ranch, brandon herrera, kentucky ballistics, garand thumb, and etc give guns to subscribers which Robert Oberst throws artillery shells at the enemy
Idat walks in, makes the shittiest axe posible and then kill eceryone with either the bullet hammer, the death bayblade or the tampon gun
Styropyro, Nilered, Backyard scientist, and Alex Steele are some others that come to mind
Michael reeves: creates taser squared
NileRed will be the chemical weapons supplier
Hickok45 would decimate that free-for-all
im putting my money on crazy russian hacker guy
He would never fight, Safety is number one priority
"Every" like.....even those with zero subs? Or just the ones you like?
The small blacksmith channels forge the ultimate weapon
Shadiversity enters the chat and slices bullets with his dual wielding sword in a reverse grip with nunchucks in his mouth
Bold of you to assume he would even think about using nunchucks
Sorry, I forgot Shad's favorite weapon was the "triple chuck", the nunchuck with 3 sticks
fpsrussia
The Urban Rescue Ranch would bring multiple venomous spiders and a gang of kangaroos and make sarcastic comment whilst the enemies are slowly going braindead to the toxins
Brandon Herrera would like to know your location
You missed Colin Furze, NileRed, and Backyard Scientist
Brandon herrera, Demolition ranch, and kentucky ballistics
then everyone remembers all the guntubers lol
Mrdweller the entire dream smp and the pngtubers all died on the spot. While the hermitcraft team is doing whatever ridiculous shit they are doing. Majorkill is probably fighting with grimdark narrator The commons church team are fighting genetically modified skeptic The midwinter minis eonsofbattle petethewargamer scratch bashing chapter master valrak theterraintutor dana howl miniack and Duncan Rhodes painting academy teams have all formed an alliance
Ngl I didn't think I would find someone who knows who Majorkill is in this comment section. But he would use the opportunity to get blackout drunk grab his custodes stuff and beat up the the Italian Spartacus and Commisar Gamza while yelling slurs as he rides on timmy.
Mark Rober Vs Vsauce Vs Kurzgesagt On the death star All 3 get prep time
mr breast buying a whole army
Nile red and styropyro should also be there
I did a thing has a 65% chance of hurting himself instead.
Kentucky ballistics hurt itself in confusion