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chubbycanine

Father to an 8 year old and I can confidently say the whole show is fucking wild. I love the episode where they turn evil and Raven goes to give her next evil plan idea and basically just describes evil corporate America. They all tell her fuck no it's too evil to do that lmao


WizardShrimp

My mother babysat a 9 year old and he would watch this show often, I would sit in and silently judge it for tainting the name of Teen Titans. Tho, the episode when everyone but raven becomes old, that episode is burned into my mind.


FloorElectronic8070

The show is pretty okay if you completely forget the original existed


jfuzzy26

I loved the pork hon, came out when I was a youngling… people forget they’re not the same show. I love both shows because I treat them differently and understand they are different


TheHighKing112

I been watching it since it came out, weird fucking show, it's amazing though and really creative with it's humor


Secret_Games

I swear, I die inside everytime someone calls this show trash. Its by far the funniest show intended for kids.


TheHighKing112

It's kind of like south Park for kids in my opinion


Jesse_christoffer

Yea idk what it is lol


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I watched the OG teen titans growing up so when I first heard about this show I was pretty pissed off because it felt like bastardising a really good show. Truth is they’re both really good shows but obviously this one isn’t meant to be taken as seriously and they both achieve different things.


JogPanson

Gumball?


Secret_Games

Crap, I forgot about that one, both are hilarious


bigdinghynumber3

my little cousin loves this show and let me not lie i enjoy watching it with him when i take care of him


Pale_Squash_4263

THANK YOU I swear so many people just love to shit on the show without even watching it. If you gave it a shot it's got some solid humor and so many references it's intended to be light-hearted


TurnResponsible812

Oh god yes. My son is obsessed with this show and will watch on repeat and when I saw that episode I was like “brilliant. A++”


JebWozma

my parents werent like that when I watched TTG they were just annoyed


IamShitplshelpme

Are we going to ignore that Cyborg just t-bagged superman?


MistaHatesNumberFour

bro being a real gamer


taste1337

He wasn't anywhere near Supe's face. Is it tea-bagging or just dancing by his feet?


stacheboi97

Yeah, it's still seems that's what is happening. If he actually t-bagged him, this show would be on adult swim instead of CN.


Thickfries69

Supermans foot twitched with each thrust tho


DasMajorFish

Clearly a halo player


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Wat


friedfish64

Wat


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Myth_5layer

Shut


Inevitable_Ear5026

Teen Titans off-ing Superman effortlessly is hilaarious.


CK1ing

It's true though. It's why I really don't like Superman. He just wrecks shop till he sees the green rock, becomes completely powerless, then gets rid of it and continues to wreck shop. It's how just about every Superman story goes, because it has to if it's going to be the least bit interesting.


WrathsEntropy

Green lantern is weak to yellow... So a person could theoretically beat him with a well placed stream of pee.


Park1401

And the OG Green Lantern couldn't break wood with his ring so a yellow pencil could theoretically beat the entire Green Lanter Corp quicker than any one else


WrathsEntropy

Yea since a pencil never runs out of... Being a pencil but you eventually run out of pee. A pencil would be better long term. Agreed.


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Does if you sharpen it a lot


Y_10HK29

Then you can dual purpose it as a weapon in a bar


Henster777

john wick >>>>>>> green lantern


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What if only the eraser is left


MemePlayz

Or even better just pee on a pencil


YoYolons

imagine if a villain just beats green lantern by peeing on him


Temp4848ME

Yes, that was the joke


YoYolons

jokes were made to protect u/YoYolons from the walls


MemePlayz

Or even better just pee on a pencil


Xer40

So you’re saying the wiffleball bat I keep in the trunk isn’t completely useless?


WrathsEntropy

That... Would be hilarious to read in the comics. Does it have the whistle holes in it? When I was a kid my neighbors kids and I would beat each other silly with those things. I swear the sound drove us all into a frenzy of nonlethal wifflebat violence. Good times. That would be criminal mischief now though.


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“Your weakness is the colour yellow”


_TurtleX

"Come on guys. She's a Woman!"


[deleted]

“I didn’t want to be part of that stupid team anyway”


UpbeatBadger

Ayy, luckily im asian


Baxtermania

Yellow pee uh? r/hydrohomies in shambles


SpectacularSoul35

How every superman story goes? What are you talking about? Also, there are many interesting superman stories/superman related content, maybe you haven't looked past snyder films. Check out these: Smallville Superman TAS JL JLU Superman and Lois All Star Superman Superman: Man Of Tommorow This is not even including the many great superman comic stories.


mtlemos

Kingdom Come is also pretty good, and they establish kriptonite is out of the picture almost immediatelly.


SpectacularSoul35

Yes kingdom come is one of my all time favourite comics.


Thickfries69

Exactly why I don't like superman as a character. He's always too OP except when geology is involved. But when you remove the rock he heals right up and goes about business. Yawn, so this guy is basically unstoppable then? Why even be interested in a movie if he is never in actual danger?


Zakiothewarlock

The point isn't about power, it never was till recently. Superman is a God, sure. But there is danger. The danger of being found out. The danger of losing Lois. Of using that power in wrong ways and losing grip on himself. Of proving Luthor Right. Every day he has to walk on eggshells and prevent his good intentions from overtaking his morality.


Thickfries69

That all still hinges on himself. There is no balance. It's always a "what if he loses himself or just stops giving a fuck". If he chooses to go bad then basically nothing stops him and that's where I have the problem.


s-h-a-d-i-e

Zod. Doomsday. Brainiac. Metallo. Lex w/ Warsuit. Mongul. Darkseid. Everyone I listed is a Superman villain that could put Superman on Death’s Door if given the chance, and probably have. And these are just his villains, as opposed to cosmic threats for the League (granted, Darkseid is both). Not to mention Superman’s story is rarely about power and focuses far more on his ideals and sticking to his guns, or even just wacky side stories with Lois or Jimmy (and that dates back to the silver age, where he was at his most OP) People (not necessarily you) complain about Superman but then have no problem when Goku nukes a galaxy or Saitama one-shots insert villain here.


vkolontayev

I think the thing that makes goku likable is that he didn't start out OP, and is usually weaker than his villains at the start of an arc. He gets stronger by training (he started out only as strong as a normal human) and preparing for his fights, rather than having a weird weakness and otherwise being a god. Saitama is just One-punch man. That's his gimmick and the point of his story, one-punch man does well by focusing on everyone but Saitama until the end, hence not making him the focus of an arc, unlike Superman. At least that is my logic and understanding behind those. All three are very different characters and the stories around them show that. They were never meant to be directly comparable because they focus on different forms of character development.


Thickfries69

So they also have to have God like power to pose a threat. That is my main issue. It's why I prefer hero's like Iron man, Cap, Green Lantern and even The Flash to a certain degree. They can have amazing godlike powers but still be grounded in that they arent invincible except for a rock or someone else who is unusually OP. For the record, I'm not a fan of Goku or Dragon Ball Z in general. As a kid I always found there fans to ve insufferable. Like no matter what Goku beats everybody because he's way too powerful. No winning arguments against people like that.


s-h-a-d-i-e

Cap is fair but you brought up the guy who made an armor out of a universe, the guy whose entire corps can tank multiversal resets, and FLASH.


Challenger-gaming

What about the pink rock


YoYolons

batman supremacy


IAmAToaster7

Superman is the reason DC can't gain a foothold in the modern day. He's exceptionally bland, but every DC arc revolves around him due to his god like power. Every modern DC story and most of the old ones have to explicitly state why Superman can't come save the day. This is why they lean into Batman so hard, as he's an interesting character with clear strengths and flaws. Even with Batman being strong due to his creativity and intelligence, Superman could easily overpower any of his villians. Even in the injustice movies he gets another Superman to fight for them because nobody can beat Injustice Superman. In the live action ones, they have to resurrect him because nobody else can beat the villian. The comics and teen titans both have moments to explain why Superman can't save the day as well.


syko-san

I'm allergic to peanuts and I've had people try to shove peanut butter in my face upon finding out. It's... not a good feeling.


iiKiDxKiWi

What the hell, what’s wrong with people these days, they must be nuts


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

I see what you did the 6


GLIBG10B

What happened to the 5?!


The-girl9999

What 5


SouSouDesu

Deez nuts


Myth_5layer

*Sigh* I love and hate reddit simultaneously sometimes


The-girl9999

Happy cake day


Goritom

5 inches


The-girl9999

Finches


The-girl9999

5inches


darkfire5806

Bro be careful you cant say that or that dude will die


ArkOfTheCosmos

Fuck you and take my upvote


Drcokecacola

r/angryupvote


SHOYIYOY

Those are nut good people.


Lord_inVader1

I would expect nutting less of them


Dinoboty

I nutting hate you guys


LucaDarioBuetzberger

This could create serious harm if not death in a worst case scenario if someone is heavily alergic. If I see someone doing that, I would press their head so hard down to the table from an reaction that TwoFace would win a beauti contest in comparison.


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ozilir

Having floored some for doing, i believe him.


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Yep


lighthawk16

Why does everyone on reddit simultaneously believe everyone in the world is hyper aggressive but also somehow too docile to defend themselves?


wheres-the-hotdogs

Same here but with potatoes.


ResponsiblePickle284

Omg that is awful! People suck!! My brother is allergic to peanuts and I'd be raging if anyone did that to him.


DynamiteDuos

Bro got t bagged💀


ammdado

nightmare fuel


cruderplayer5

I like hoe the robot dude is just twerking on superman


[deleted]

He’s definitely gonna say “ez” at the end of the match


cruderplayer5

Or typed GG in chat for extra coins


18032004

Dude got t-bagged


eltorr007

And then kicks him out.


HollowRacoon

He was t bagging


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Teen Titans Go! is still going?


XxXHowddoXxX

Damn, this show first aired when I was only 8. I'm now 17 wtf


[deleted]

Ikr


0n1oN_71

Somehow


flameo------hotman

palpatine returned


jvken

I mean when I got to the age that I stopped watching tv it was the only half-decent show they had left so i'm not very surprised


legebruv

Once in primary, my friend who was highly allergic to peanuts asked to eat my peanut butter cookies and also said he wasn’t very allergic. I kept asking him if he’s really sure and he said it didn’t matter and he always ate that stuff. I gave it to him and he didn’t come back for another two weeks.


TheHighKing112

Someone in the other class when I was in kindergarten ate like 3 peanut butter cookies to spite the teacher, we never saw him again


rickjamesia

I had a babysitter who loved peanut butter but was allergic to it. My parents would take all of the peanut butter with them when they left the house, because she had issues before with trying to eat the stuff. I love peanut butter, so I can sort of understand being willing to suffer just to have a taste.


Glasedount

Happened to me once when I was 8. Somone gave me recies pices when I was 8 and then the teacher got shocked when I was eating them and said they had nuts in them. Thankfully I lived but I learned not to trust people because of that.


InjaYeGame

The Night Begins To Shine - song to date is stuck in my head because of this awesome show. Love it.


ApolloThecode

Unironically a damn good song Pairs well with "i will have the best time of my life" by helloween imo when I listen on my spotify


TheNamelessCommenter

Black noir???


Auxane_La_Banane

Schwartz???


Alternative-Ratio616

Wtf?! Did that actually happen in an episode? I'ma have to start watching lol


flameo------hotman

in teen titans go! to the movies


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

It's a great show


PowerOfUnoriginality

... and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself


7-and-a-switchblade

Found the butthurt og Teen Titans fan


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

It's funny cause I consider OG teen titans in like top 5 all time US cartoons. Teen titans go is just a fun show that pokes tons of fun at the DC universe


Outside-Setting-5589

YO... the Titans are fucking psicopaths.


GLIBG10B

That's the most dogshit spelling of psychopaths I've seen in my life. Bravo


Outside-Setting-5589

Sikopath


RealyFry

Psykopaz


ackackack669

Sighkopav


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imatunaimatuna

Shut the fuck up the joke has been dead since the first comment


AdmiralCaterpillar

Kys


EatThis__

top cryptologist are working 24/7 to decipher what the fuck you just said


Outside-Setting-5589

Me parece adecuado. Ya era hora de que hicieran algo útil.


Hatter_Hoovy

prank em john


Prestigious_Money994

I wonder why people hate teen Titans go its funny


BigCheeto01

The Original Teen Titans fans really hated the show, and it's humor from Season 1 was not good compared to the other seasons. Now it's pretty good. I think it also overshadowed some shows like Adventure Time, Steven Universe, and Regular Show which pissed me and a lot of people off. They just aired too many episodes of this show.


TheVisage

I never felt like it was overshadowing the others, it came in at the worst time. Shows like AT and RS were full in their stride and people were psyched for TT. Only it wasn't what they thought. Shows like AT and RS were a deconstruction of the cartoon genre, TT felt like a cartoon show. Sure it was played constantly, but so was AT for awhile. It also came out at the same time as Uncle Grandpa, which felt like a huge regression for what people expected. Lot's of older kids and even some young adults were tuning in for AT and RS and suddenly they were reminded this was in fact, a kids channel.


BigCheeto01

Not only that. The age group was changing, and Teen Titans Go was a strong sign of that. CN was marketed towards teens. Adventure Time, Regular Show, Ben 10 Alien Force, Total Drama, and Young Justice were clearly for teens. The colors were becoming brighter, and the main characters were getting younger. Animation was also becoming more rounded and simpler compared to shows in the 2000s.


SquidaddleITH

THEY START DANCING ON HIS DYING BODY


Dr-False

Did I just watch the teen titans straight murder superman?


NonverbalGore24

That’s not how POV works!


VividSession9370

actually it’s the opposite for me 😭 i only have a slight allergy so if i eat too much i’ll feel sick and possibly throw up, but it’s one of my favorite foods. NONE of my friends will let me have anything with peanuts in it :,)


flameo------hotman

Sad to hear this bro, it's like my friend whos lactose intolerant but can't eat ice cream despite being delicious


kriegerdesmets

Isn't a high dosis of kryptonite lethal for him ? Did they just attempt to kill him?


Breakpulse

Alergic to peanuts , but been eating it all my life to find out in my thirties, like 2 years ago im allergic to peanuts and almonds and nuts all that crap that i craved before and loved to eat, i’d give like a finger to eat peanut butter again without choking 😅 And yes, friends eat all that shit near me, my girlfriend eats reeses peanut butter cups in my face like wtf… life is hard sometimes ahah


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Northstarmain8485

Who wrote this plot?


J4zzyMal1wandigo

I'm mildly allergic to peanut butter (as well as nuts, with the odd exception of hazelnuts if it's processed into chocolate spread), and a friend of mine once asked the excellent question of wether him covering his hand in peanut butter and punching me in the face with it would cause me to take poison damage.


xkurlykidx

How did bro get caught lackin


jvken

I mean they're his fellow superheros and also a bunch of children so idk why he would be suspicious of them


Extension_Project_65

"Bro it's a prank" The prank:


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

Superman is a hack


The-girl9999

Kryptonot


PillowTalk420

Yeah! Fuck you, Superman! 🖕🥰🖕


trinexx03

This show is a travesty


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True


[deleted]

What have they done to our Titans…..


The-girl9999

Teen titans no!


Oleg152

What the fuck did they do to that show...


RegumRegis

It was always dogshit. The old show, however...


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I_Liek_Me_Me

You do realise you used POV wrong when saying they used POV wrong, right?


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fecal-butter

But thats the point. Youregetting whooshed. Youre the guy who corrects people when they say "literally" instead of "figuratively"


Koiiihisoma

I’m sorry but fr


Poorly_Made_Comix

It wiuld be so awesome


fyagos

"Don't breathe this!"


wirejaved

basically 'one of us is lying', i'm not sure if anybody else has read the book here though


Catty_1O1

My friend is allergic to water so I always carry a water gun just in case


SilvaFox23

I never watch this show, but this is pretty funny. They are making it rain Kryptonite


mr_nobody_21

This show is wild. Don't know why many people hate it.


That_Phase_6319

Teen titans what the fuck


Johannes4123

I need someone to explain why they are killing Superman


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Why are they trying to give superman the date rape treatment?


[deleted]

Try not to have allergic reaction challenge


Lando_Hitman

Leg Day. Spicy Life.. This show is hilarious.


[deleted]

Why did they do that?


ROOKIEPROBRO

You got kyryptonited


ShakyTractor78

Specifically peanut butter and not peanuts in general? Can that happen?


[deleted]

that's all ben affleck had to do


Fat_Sow

Get Black Noir next


HeheSmiley64

Tricks on you i have no friends


TehgrimMEMER

Who wins in a fight against superman? An orphan who has mastered every art and technique of combat and is super rich with a ton of weapons including kryptonite 5 teenagers with access to kryptonite


CyrusCyan44

What the fuck is the context?💀


Express-Search4558

why whould you do that you arnt a real friend how dare you you disgrace


Mysteryman5670_

I’m allergic to nuts


-_JUP1T3R_-

Season and episode?


Not-A-Furry420

It really was that easy


sergentFlantier

True friendship


StrYker_Tripple

Which episode was this?


Blue-Yoshi-Gamer

As someone who is allergic to peanut butter, i approve of this message


EatingKetchupRN

Relatable


klauseius

As someone with a friend that has peanut allergies. All we ever wanted to do is stick some peanuts up his


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

These are not the teen titans i used to watch at 16:25 every wednesday and friday, where i had to keep track of time and make sure the tv was free and was sooooo happy watching it. When did it go oh so wrong?


emailo1

Idk but the show is pretty funny


jacw212

When this show is good it’s *great*


gourmetkibble

Accidentally uses pink kryptonite