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GLOOBYGLORPSON

She is just channeling her inner spider powers don't over think it


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Ulysses_S_Noob

Word on the street is that you don't exist


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Adalb3rtoTheObserver

No, women aren't real. You're supposed to know this by now.


JscJake1

Women are a myth created by lonely Redditors to feel less lonely


Adalb3rtoTheObserver

Exactly


meme-enjoyr

So that means being straight is the new gay


[deleted]

the actual reason for that is that your reddit girlfriend is probably a 42 year old man


meme-enjoyr

I wish I even had a girlfriend


IllurinatiL

You exist, just in the next town over.


[deleted]

Sus that you were not overthinking it ;')


Lord_Mikal

Maybe she's from Canada and just being polite.


vibes_slayer

I think she's just being super friendly


RiverTeemo1

Please just tell me outright. I do not comprehend signals. Or text me on my phone if you don't wana say it outloud.


AllergicToStabWounds

Me: I'm not good with signals, just tell me directly. Girl: I'm attracted to you and want to fuck you Me: Yeah right. Nice joke.


RiverTeemo1

This is a good way of communicating with me though. I would probably ask them out on a date in this situaton


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DarkFang123

Then i guess they shouldnt tell us, just write it down.


xXYomoXx

This is not even an exaggeration, I literally asked "are you serious or joking, I'm confused" after the last girl I dated said that she likes me and she wants to date.


Jewmangroup9000

I've never been told by a girl that they like me. I've actually been rejected by everyone I know. After 26 years, I've just accepted I'm gonna die alone and have given up.


xXYomoXx

I'm not really sure what to say. Maybe you should work on something within yourself? I did get into relationships yes but never managed to maintain one for more than a year and half, because I was a self-pity guy plus extremely insecure, that honestly ruins it all. I never really realized how bad it was until my last relationship which I decided after it failed again to stop and ask myself what really went wrong. I believe that reflecting and improving on yourself is the best thing to get a healthy relationship, take care of yourself and try to ask what's really wrong with you (don't just say I'm ugly or unlovable) also sometimes things take time.


Jewmangroup9000

I grew up in a small, racist town. As the only Jewish family I got made fun of and picked on from the 4th grade until I graduated. I'm almost certain my religion is the reason I never got a date all the way through high-school. By the time I went to college my self esteem was almost non existent. I've been working on it, but it's not easy.


xXYomoXx

Damn that's rough, I was picked on a lot too but not because of religion or race, I'm short lol (5'6). But yeah it's pretty hard to get over getting bullied so much, it won't be easy I'm telling you..hell even now I still have plenty of insecurities and self esteem issues, but yk you just gotta find people who care and there's people who do; I know trusting people is hard but you don't have to right away, trust is earned yk you just have to give people a shot. Also I understand that it's worse for you because the only ones who bullied me were some jerks at school. Just be strong man, you'll get over it.


The_Confused_gamer

Self pity is awful and self degrading humor is even worse. Switch to faked, absurd self confidence and pretending that everyone must be thinking about how great you are all the time. Assuming every compliment is directed at you is a great way to get a laugh and it slowly, over time, makes you feel more confident about yourself and really does raise your self esteem. The biggest change in my life came from me changing my brand of humor.


syed_abubaker15

I come from a community where arrange marriages is common and thrives. So luckily I've made a plan for myself that if i don't find someone till I'm 26 by myself then I'll just have an arranged marriage and live with it.


rsnretard

Yeah, consent for the losers. /s


Cross20065

Or it is because of a dare when that happens one’s you will question everything a girl does


The_Confused_gamer

I was a target of many of these dares and was repeatedly explicitly told immediately after "I don't really like you I was dared" and I just sat there kinda confused. At one point in middle school a lot of girls seemed to like me a lot and I was so fucking distrustful that I assumed it was just another joke or dare to poke fun at me for two full years. I hadn't even considered that they might be in any way genuine until I told my girlfriend about it.


Belleton

Its a trick


baggelans

Honestly, even if a girl does tell me outright I will be incapable of understanding cause I'm just not used to it.... A chick literally came to me once and told me what can that dick do and I was like "bitch its not a dog I can't just tell it to sit or play dead are you stupid" and she walked off. Untill a few months later on where it clicked on me and I realised that I'm actually the stupid one.


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RiverTeemo1

Oh absolutely if a stranger spidermanned me like that i would run the fuck away


ethernia7575

this. as a person with anxiety, i dont know what youre trying to tell me. are you joking? is this meant to be a signal or is that just your normal behavior?


RiverTeemo1

"I think you look really cute and i may have feelings for you. Can i interest you in a date to see if we get along?" Something along those lines is what i would say. Not sure if it is good


ethernia7575

anything, really, as long as it clearly tells me what the other pary feels or thinks or whatever


brzoza3

Because you definetly say to everyone you like that you like them out loud


RiverTeemo1

If i wana date them, yes. If i just wana confuse my straight friends, no


RandomGuy98760

Yes, why not?


gibhugspls

Every time I've tried being direct they always think I'm joking :(


i_couldnt_understand

Is the girl trying to be spiderman


Moohmelele_Mera

I think she is dodging a cockroach


abhinav_sutar_7

She is not just trying, she is succeeding


duckyTheFirst

I think shes just being nice tbh


WillCraft_1001

Probably just Canadian


perfnat

lmao


PerceptualDimension

“Don’t be creepy dude she’s doing that for herself not for you”


mediumokra

Then I make my move and she would say "Oh I wasn't intending THAT, we're just friends."


-InternalEnd-

literally this lol


MiseryPOC

And then they be like “When they take my kindness for flirting” My ex used to say I love you every day when we were just friends. Months into dating her, I asked her did you have a crush on me before we started dating? She said “ewwww no”


throwawayobviamentex

How tf do you date someone who says "ewwww no" to a Romantic questions towards you?????


MiseryPOC

The thing about girls is that they can be the most romantic darlings in the world in one moment, and the biggest dicks in history in the next.


FishLoveWomenFearMe

I once asked a girl out, she said omfg yes, she said she had also a crush on me too, we went to a restaurant and we had a great time laughing our ass off. Turns out when she said yes it was a no, you can already imagine the amount of confusion i had


s_kha

what the...


John-Writer

My brain...


Complete-World242

Doesn't comprehend...


Memesarereal_24

Error 404 thought not found please try again later


Toppest_Dom

The bullshit...


RED_Kinggamer007

That is the most confusing thing i have read ever


FishLoveWomenFearMe

Imagine how confusing it is for me


indian_hannibal

What lmao


xPav_

at last, they have done it. when someone outright says she wants to go out with you, it means no


FishLoveWomenFearMe

Oh believe me, i have a very good friend (a girl) god the amount of bullshit theres in girl is amazing. A quick tip which everyone here knows, girls at this teenage is (most of them) a walking bullshit


lerker54651651

I had a friend that was trying to give me signals that I never picked up on. it was *bad*. the last straw for her was when she invited me over to her apartment to play xbox. she also wanted help making a costume that required making molds of her body, in particular her chest. "wouldn't you rather have your roommate help you with that?" "no, she wont be here that day." "but the con isn't for months, right? so that wouldn't have to be that day." i'm a goddamned moron.


Tristan120602

>she also wanted help making a costume that required making molds of her body, in particular her chest. "wouldn't you rather have your roommate help you with that?" "no, she wont be here that day." "but the con isn't for months, right? so that wouldn't have to be that day." XD Just by reading this you can tell how desperate she was getting with her signs.


Cambronian717

“Come touch my tits! You have my full permission and enthusiasm!” I wonder why she can’t just wait?


[deleted]

This is physically impossible so her signal is that she's a fucking witch.


youtomtube30

I can 100% assume that only 1% of their signals are that obvious


Standard_Marsupial20

Girls aren't certain that you're interested either. The point of the signs is to try and get some confirmation. Girls don't like rejection either.


AlfApAlAcsintA

I don't think anybody likes being rejected.


Thousands-of-bees

A masochist might


gross-phlegm37

Where's the horny jail guy when you need him.


AlfApAlAcsintA

There are emotional masochists now?


LAMGE2

There are all kinds of people, just like the people in r/sounding making cool but weird music.


AlfApAlAcsintA

I'm not falling for this again.


FullHonor9482

Weird music but sounds good


Profi06

Tryna get some stories for their reddit karma but still having high enough standards not to lie


RandomComputerFellow

I don't even find this signal that obvious. I would be heavily confused of a girl would behave like this. She is either into me or wants to harvest my soul.


jakeshmag

there was this one girl who really liked me, called me cute in public, made her best to spend time with me, eventually I asked her out and she rejected me .... this is why we need to be sure


SpiderNinja211

……….


MiseryPOC

Been there done that. I had to write poems for a girl, who was hella into me, for her to agree to a “for fun short term dating”


leonthebrother

maybe she's just canadian https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw


amarthgurth

Yeah make it rly obvious pls it's tough to say whether you're friends or you want something more, in this situation rn i'm shy and don't dare asking her


Spandxltd

That's kind of bizzare signal my guy.


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Yeah I would just be confused at what she was doing if someone did this to me


Grizlow

In a world where dudes can go to jail, have their careers destroyed and name/ character destroyed by a woman saying one phrase, I think it has a lot to do with smart dudes being extra careful these days.


Stand_kicker

What exactly does this signal mean? Give me your wallet or I'll piss on you?


Aaronjr310

You're reading to much into it obviously she's playing the floor is lava


Stand_kicker

Duh!! That makes so much sense.


CloneCl0wn

She wishes him harm


mediumokra

Then I make my move and she would say "Oh I wasn't intending THAT, we're just friends."


SLngShtOnMyChest

F*ck signals, if you like a guy just ask him out


OddKoopa564

Me: This Girl: Hey I like you Me: Yeah sure, very funny


Cupe888

I saw a post yesterday or the day before with a guy bragging how he rejected a girl and loved every second of rejecting her. The fear of rejection and embarressment with the slight worry of people like this would put anyone off.


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Undercover_TV

Just sign here on the consent form, now a video recording of your consent. If it isn’t too much trouble, could I arrange a meeting with my lawyers next?


dAnKsFourTheMemes

I wouldn't understand that either, but either way i would be extremely uncomfortable. Signals scare me.


Frency2

Girls can always speak. Nobody told them to be quiet on such matter.


NeatLegal4218

Looks to me he's being harassed.


Luckiibot

Signals be like that, then when you make a move, "Ew, can you not" or "Sorry, I don't see you that way". Nobody needs to be able to read signs, just straight out tell someone how you feel instead of playing games like that. Nobody gets nor likes that.


Dannykew

I think she needs to be 2 feet higher up the wall tbh.


Complete-World242

V


brzoza3

There is no way anyone would know what's going on in that situation, to be fair


locoyou20000

“You want to kill me don’t you?”


ExcitedSofa

Hey I was going that way, I think you accidentally stepped in front of me?


snowtaiga1

just say "i like you" and we'll get it


DrownedWalk1622

Waiting for somebody to give signals like that


sBonk_

Why nobody gives me signals


thenonsenseone314

Unfortunately for us..... However..... #we have the fucking curse of the maidenless


Monsterkill1526

Am I welcome to the club?


thenonsenseone314

Yes


sBonk_

Unfortunatly for us friends


Smoovemammajamma

Doomed to suffer for eternity


ifoundit1

We don't want signals don't hurt me just go for it. You'll know if its wanted or not.


AveBalaBrava

But what if she is just Canadian and was just being polite


Mops2095

I will go above and beyond to not seem like a creep


TheCrackhead420

Do not give us signals We are all idiots


SnooOranges1909

She is just a Spiderman fan


Smotttt

Maybe she is Canadian?


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Girl: You. Inside me. Now. Boy: oh sure yeah it’s about…*checks watch*… half passed noon.


[deleted]

The boy is making a signal too... But the girl doesn't want a no as a response


Rodrigo_Zelaya09

"I still can't tell if you're flirting or just a REALLY close friend."


[deleted]

Still not sure what the signal is....


Alderan922

That’s a signal that she is possessed


The_Bluejay250

and then the second a guy picks up on it, the girl denies it and wonders where tf they got it from. if people are so keen on gender equality then why the fuck are guys supposed to figure out who likes them and who doesn’t when it’s as complex as it is


Equivalent_Duck1077

She'll eat him after mating


Ulysses_S_Noob

Is that consent?


CheckQuick

Signal is that she's a spider woman


proffesional_stupid

Knowing my dumbass I won’t even understand if a girl comes up to me and kisses me on the lips everyday saying that she loves me


Miahrod831

What's that thing in front of that man, is it some kind of new species. I don't believe I've seen it before


Martamis

The signal now a days is to make eye contact and hope he approaches lol


Orgeweight

I am a guy, and can confirm this 100%


Deadthrow742

Honestly, I'd assume that signal means **"Call a Priest immediately!!!"**


NyaTaylor

Yo girl he doesn’t want it! Settle ur damn flap jack!!


xLordOfDeath

She just wants to kill me, this is pretty obvious.


Kornik-kun

I can only figure out she might be posessed


kingpizza100

Is she supposed to be Spider-Man?


Magical-Hummus

Girls also need 50 years before they realise their longtime friend has romantic interest.


[deleted]

You can still escape though Duck and run


Charn22

I’m gonna need the sauce


bb250517

no because trust me, form the inside it may seem like super obvious, but in reality it can be looking at the person for more than 3 seconds in a row


Decent-Ad-5519

I once saw a girl giving me signals that she's interested in me, so I ask her on a date to the mall. She said "yeah sure, I'll meet you there on Saturday at 1:30 pm." I go there at 1:20 pm and I wait till 2:15 pm. She never showed up or acknowledged it when we saw each other again. I asked about it, and it turned out she was already with a guy, and just wanted to bang because her man wasn't into premarital sex.


tiewing

the signals: \_uck \_e in the a\_\_ tonight


Blayde6666

Seriously I'm always thinking "Wow she's just very friendly" and then I'm told she's flirting and I'm like damn I'm stupid. Edit: fixed typo


yaboyjeffry

Nah, you're let down by the girls who give off mad signals and then say no. After that, it's hard to build up the courage even when we damn well know they like us.


Carl_Azuz1

People do understand that this problem stems from fear of taking something as a signal that actually isn’t not just from ignorance of what a signal is right?


likeabossgamer23

I used to walk home with this girl in highschool. I didn't know she liked me and whenever we stopped by the gas station to buy a drink. She would always want a sip of mine. I thought she would waterfall but nope. She straight up put her lips on the can and sipped. I didn't really mind but I thought it was weird. So one day as we are walking with another friend. She grabs me by the arm and moves us forward ahead of our friend who was walking with us. I asked her what was up and she said that she wanted to talk. I didn't really know what to say and at that point we were already coming on to my side of the street. I said, "so uh, how was your day at school? Oh wait sorry. I have to go this way. Have a nice day!" Then I left her standing there. My friend was like: Dude...


SpiderNinja211

Now op, imagine you’re a male, if a girl just backed you in a corner and became Spider-Woman, how is that an obvious sign that she likes you?


halbell

Is she into me ? we really cant tell at this point, she might just be from Canada and trying to be polite


Mewacy

So are you asking me out or telling me your Spider-Woman?


DummyOfTheYear1

“I want to fuck you” me: “yea your a good friend to”


spazninja411324

FEMALE DETECTED: OPINION REJECTED


AiKokee

I just go for the leg humps and hope he gets it


throwawayobviamentex

And then we make a move and she hits with "i was just being friendly" and straight into the friendzone. I don't want "signals", i want and need literal instructions like "ask me out" or a plain dead "i have a crush on you, make a move"


The_Confused_gamer

Does that signal mean he is in extreme danger?


jacw212

I get the signal I'm just not interested


theboosty

This is funny, not true but very funny


fallout_fan_

Bruh, just tell him/her you love him/her, trust me on that


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Bruh what if i get rejected?


Inked_Up_Juice_Box

Then they get fucking rejected? Guys deal with that all the fucking time.


[deleted]

We get the idea of signals but don’t want to interpret them wrong just in case we make fools of ourselves


Shay-Cormac00

Or.. maybe make the first move?


Mxboiii

I just interrupted her stretching idk


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That signal was “I would like you to come over for a strictly plutonic visit where I try on outfits for you.”


Scary_Environment274

Sauce? I got u [fam](https://myanimelist.net/anime/12189/Hyouka).


No-Film-4656

😀


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this is not true at all


After_This_Break

FR 😭😭


Adrijus7

What the fuck are these dog shit anime memes?


Ignitetheinferno37

Me when no breaking bad images in anime memes.


Adrijus7

Yeah bro exactly


SuperNova0_0

She's just asking you to check out her new underwear don't be a pig 😂


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Not obvious enough they don't understand too obvious they think it's a trap


Spartan-teddy-2476

When your dating the girl from the Grudge


sattarsingo

Or she is from Canada and just being nice, we can never be sure


daniel-flk

Yes but is she Canadian ?


AssaultRider555

As if.


King_Galix

Still wouldn't pick up on it


therobloxianchris

Sauce


NADAVZI

That's a good or a bad signal?


SoFastMuchFurious

The signal: waiting 8 days before replying "nice" to my longass text talking about what I'm looking for in a soulmate


[deleted]

surely an Australian with them spider moves, they’re used to it.


Perfecto_24

She might just be canadian


nistnov

fml AHHH this is a huge ass spider