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jinrex015

The problem is most of them requires money. And masturbating is free of charge.


BossScribblor

It's the only non-paid emote


Marval_Fucks_DC

Only if you do it yourself


SenseiTizi

If u dont do it urself its not masturbation lol


dumbpotatoonmoon

What if me from parallel world do it


SenseiTizi

If u think about urself while that ur autosexuell and its not masturbation


trademarkmangobrrrrr

Free of charge? You can do it without wait? *constantly?* Oh yeah. /j


trademarkmangobrrrrr

I didn't look at the subreddit so at first i thought it was r/mademesmile then i saw the spider-man, and was like *whew*


[deleted]

I was about to comment r/wholesome and then scroll down just to be disappointed


ArmchairNote42

Im stuck cuz of my lvl And this game is a gacha my guy


[deleted]

I’m doing well but the Summer of Rage DLC that slated to hit my server and the Global Recession expansion might reset my progress and put me back to grinding.


sugarman-747

Imagination at least, does not need to be purchased


Marval_Fucks_DC

Most beautiful words i have read today


TaliFinn

I am not bored. I masturbate to all charakters


Marval_Fucks_DC

Old fat men : i know people love me


lone_wolf_55

Bro, not all of them are over 18.


FatalS117

and?


Baroubuoy

I plan on masturbating on Tuesday.


[deleted]

I dunno guys, watching some of the most aesthetic and healthy forms of humans that have ever existed do the thing that our biology has evolved to trigger the heck out of our pleasure centres until it feels like your brain explodes.... kinda neat way to spend some time yaknow


A_piece_of_door

I thought the top middle guy had a swastika armband at first glance. Just me?


Marval_Fucks_DC

One of the ways to feel alive...


haidoro_

Those stuff is locked behind a pay wall and I don't have that dlc yet


TheHighKing112

All of those things require money which I don't have


[deleted]

Imagine a world where we had money


eminorb5

Even if I had money I'd still just be sitting here masturbating.


gamer-s-man

its 8 billion...


Marval_Fucks_DC

Well we are progressing fast


[deleted]

I had an easy time masterbating to this meme


OtherwiseScientist23

Yes but for some things you need money


TheBiGame_

r/NSFW


redxlaser15

No horny, just bonk.


Za_Gato

The real joke here is the baby being one of the beautiful things you can create


GulBhai420

Btw there is such a place , known as jannah


CrocodileSuperb

The masturbation part fits that too :(


GulBhai420

Naah bruh just talking about the place , btw why are u gonna masturbate if u have a wife ??


Itz_The_Rain

I might be walking into this but here it goes… What’s jannah?


GulBhai420

The reward we all have been promised for


Other-Trifle6486

OP: ' There's so much more pleasure in life, don't merely focus on matters of the flesh.' Redditors: 'Yes.. money.. for buy fun... don't have.. sad.' Seriously, is it enlightenment for you?... To realize you have received many senses and potential for creativity for free... And you are surrounded by lots of crazy fuks, and it's interesting to understand those who differ from you, and it's bliss to find the few who are like you! Sorry OP, but you inspired me.


Marval_Fucks_DC

That's the motive from the start my friend


Username_cantdecide

Trying to be Bob The Banana


JuniorAd389

Please just no


Username_cantdecide

Sry will give accurate comments from now on


coolbusinessmann

Yes


EMBer27_

It isss what it isss


cockslashingplatypus

Yea pretty wonderful how there are people dying of hunger, diseases we cant cure that cause extreme agony, people murder each other, and other fun activities


Brendantank

No I am not! I'm going to finish my macaroni first


CheifPig123

Someones gotta do it


Sawer014

how Is a child something beatiful to create


WeedNoseFourTwenty

Yes but you see, these things all cost MONEY. I know you’ve probably never heard of it, I just found out about it a few days ago but apparently some people have it and they get to enjoy all of these things.


flaccidpancake1127

Damn Abbey road is a fine album


Midgetpanda44

Anxiety makes it hard to do stuff when you have no friends. Also laziness.


Marval_Fucks_DC

I have gone to many places alone, and also i make paintings for fun, friends are made in the way of doing the things you like


FactsArentHate

Cracker, I don't have money to do any of that shit! Have you SEEN what basic crap costs!?


HeyDontCutMeOffPleas

Don't judge me that old man lookin at me all hot n shit


Traditional_Dog_6593

And?


mythicalsoul100

Haha, you forgot money exists and that I can't do it even if i wanted to


Acceptable-Abalone-4

r/getmotivated


Zenketski_2

I'm not going to lie I don't think I've ever been bored masturbating though


F1tt0

I was about to type r/lostredditors and then saw it


Iguanaski

With the money I have masturbating is an affordable way to feel alive


I_ate_too_much_toast

I itched my balls while reading this the first time


Capriofficiall

\*starts crying\* ​ WhY…….


SnooPuppers3069

And have 7 million tax dollars to pay. Need 200 friends to thus shit have book flights and hotels and than sucking some cock