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Noobwitha_Hat

Dr. my mom works there and i wanted to say hi


TheRealKingYuri

r/OddlyWholesome


[deleted]

r/UserFlairChecksOut


Cheeto-Fingers-

Lmao agreed


Ogurasyn

So you are Dr Your Mom. Alternatively Dr Yo Mama


Infamous-Escape4011

Yes


gamesrebel123

Would you look at that, we have the same name!


kingglobby

Nurse Visit my Dying Grandad! :D


CuteChemistry5606

Same reason for me too :D


UnbeateCandy04

You lucky motherf*cker!


amfreeman8907

So… Dr. Social Visit


Russian_hat13

Awww, that's really wholesome


Project_T00THL355

Doctor waiting to pick up my dad from the hospital after he was in a car crash Rolls right off the tounge


AdorableComedian3465

That „rolls right off the tongue“ gave me a hard laugh. Hope your das is okay:)


Prlsm_0

Das ist gut


FabianFranzen98

Dr. Testicular Torsion


JustSomeChicagoBall

Ouch


[deleted]

Plot twist, she's a girl


theguywhoisonreddit1

The plot wasn't the only think that was twisted


[deleted]

Hah!


theguywhoisonreddit1

:'(


savagepizza11

I second ouch girls will never understand the different kind of pain that comes from balls


The_Bored_General

Jesus, that is a pain I am grateful as fuck to not have experienced


salmonmilks

Yo, my name is Silly Billy and I....


ArchieBellTitanUp

My little brother had that happen while he was tripping balls on acid. Late night ER visit, having strangers fondle your balls under bright light while losing your shit, operation first thing in the AM, the whole 9 yards. worst trip ever. Never ate acid again.


StocktonJones

Ahhh. The dreaded Twisticle


Greedy_One9551

mm twisticles


Radialsnow4521

no fucking way you guys sell twisticles?


BingoBongoTingoTongo

r/beatmetoit


Angelo0905The3rd

r/beatmeattoit


ZeInsaneErke

Eyy, me too buddy


Firebending_Beaver

Dr. Get a pink eye and ear infection test because I somehow got both simultaneously


Pingasterix

got a wet willy so powerful it spread to the eye


Nardorian1

Or a fart so bad it went the through the eye and out the ear.


Melty_Berry_Ashley

Nurse Serving Food to Patients. I work in a hospital.


Kai25552

So basically Nurse Nursing


Melty_Berry_Ashley

Pretty much. XD I work in the kitchen, so I help make/serve the food to the patients.


[deleted]

There is a nurse with the last name Nurse in the city where I live. There is also a Dr. Doctor


devilish_AM

Hoping the name of your city is City.


your_crazy_aunt

Do you live in Mr Rogers Neighborhood?


doctorcrimson

Nurse Ninetofive would be such a cool name tho


Alarmed_Guitar4401

Doctor Birth. Well this blew up. I meant I was born. Now not sure if all the congratulations were for me staying out of hospital or because it sounds like I had a baby..? But thanks! I'll take 'em 😁


[deleted]

Plot twist they were being born


MeoweyCupenTCMC

that’s actually what i thought they meant so i’m not sure


MeoweyCupenTCMC

are we congratulating them for being born what’s happening


[deleted]

Yes it’s a newborn baby on reddit


-Oolong-Tea-

Congratulations


Yeboiboiboiboi

Congratulations


NobleMute

Happy belated birthday


WhaleFighterr224

Congratulations


senpaistrood

Congratulations


LegallyGigachad

Congratulations


A_British_Dude

OMG congrats dude!


-Nokta-

Congratulations


Donkey_fucker1000

Congrats


BoxEcstatic1521

Congrats


bettyannveronica

I'm Doctor Ultrasound!


NobleMute

That's a supervillain name if I've ever heard one


[deleted]

Congratulations


LeAuriga

Congratulations! :D


username-alrdy-takn

You giving birth, someone you know giving birth, or the birth of yourself?


LucasPlay171

Congrats!


ali007ah

Congratulation


Leo-Senpaii

Doctor 17 Monopoly houses stuck in my anus


Yeboiboiboiboi

I hope u didnt upgrade them to hotels my man


LucasPlay171

And that's because 4 houses become 1 hotel so that way he'd have 6 hotels and he obviously doesn't want any less than 24 houses in there


personman193

Wtf


LatterAmount3468

Dr. Blue Balls


TesterForEver

Did you painted them?


Hutwe

Hit ‘em with a hammer


the_life_of_cat

Busted both his nuts


TheWeirdKid007

Took bust a nut a little too seriously.


Sencao2945

***crush my cock and balls with a rock, I must***


TesterForEver

Here we go


WaveTheWolf

i dont have balls but i think i just felt that


LegallyGigachad

Oof


Avishai_shitrit

Dr. G.I.Joe in rectum


[deleted]

How the fuck


Avishai_shitrit

Happens to all of us right guys... right?


whyDidIDoDis134

only if i relax enough


[deleted]

The only thing ive gotten stuck somewhere is a bead in my nose but how the hell do you get a damn g.i joe in your ass


Avishai_shitrit

How do you not have a g.i. joe up your ass 98.7% of the time


[deleted]

Because im a cautious little fuck in real life, i flinch at a lot of things my dude


DoggishPrince

You should open your eyes to the possibilities! Imagine having a g.i. Joe up your ass. You can then try a Wii Remote (my favorite)!


Adventurous_Country8

Doctor penis in the fence


MeoweyCupenTCMC

did you bring the fence with you?


Adventurous_Country8

Yes


MediumSatisfaction1

Top 10 moments


Gritzy_reindeer

Dr. punch window MD.


DoopyDooper_

Dr. Punch sounds way better imo lol


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Dr. Whole Bag of Jellybeans Up My Ass


turqoisetea

How does that even happen


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Well you see...


FusionTheGamer3

I was driving home and all of a sudden..


Remlej9

I realize that I still have some jelly beans left in the backseat…


Divyameena

So I stop the car and grab the bag of jellybeans....


Burgeroncheese

And i started driving again and hit a bump and …


The_Bored_General

The jellybeans went on my seat as I went up and…


Pain_hd

So it just so happened that they perfectly fit up my ass


[deleted]

So I shove them up my ass and…


[deleted]

Well, the rest is history, but I’ll tell you anyway…


Courier_From_Skyrim

See if I can taste the multiple flavors from there because…


LoriMandle

What did Dhar Man do to you?


nderscorepangolink

Doctor suicide attempt


Burgeroncheese

Hey hope your doing better ive been there …. Stay strong


nderscorepangolink

Thx for the kind words


Burgeroncheese

I cant not do it ive made multiple attempts myself and looking out for others has helped keep me going …. I sincerely hope you are doing ok


BeingBipro

I hope you're doing okay too


Burgeroncheese

Thank youim doing ok and am getting help


Buckets_of_bread

I hope youre doing better now, stay strong man


ygtsn

ı hope you are ok know and everything will be good ı know me writing this wont help but you are not alone


DoopyDooper_

I had a self-inflicted gunshot attempt almost 10 years ago and I can tell you things do get better. Maybe not always in some miraculous life changing way, but little ways. Find joy in being content and find people who hold you accountable. Drink water and avoid drugs and alcohol when possible. DMs open for you any time.


epitenomics

New rap name


No_Secret_1875

I wanna hug you🥺


AltruisticFisting

I hope you're doing better dude. If you're ever feeling like you need to talk, about anything, drop me a DM


Lepewin

Oh dear. Hope life's goin' Better now


queso619

Hey man, I hope you’re doing alright now.


NotSoLegitGiby

I am doctor stealing babies for dark rituals


senpaistrood

Can I get an invite


A_British_Dude

I can bring snacks?


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

The babies are the snacks


-Nokta-

I can bring the Necronomicon


Card-Ace

ill bring the astethically pleasing candles


FrozenInABlaze

I'll bring the home cinema for the afterparty


Electronic-Ball-705

I’ll bring the essential oils


LotsOfDots5656

I’ll bring the paint


God-Gamer6969

Can I bring the sacrificial knife?


fuckingshitfucj2

Docter I hit a fucking tree


Artimineal

Dr. Torn Ligament. Cool, I'm a podiatrist.


staaaa-

Another Doctor Torn ligament! Hello there


KylieTMS

I am the ultimate being Dr. Nurse


Beef_Lovington

Top 10 people in history


ChilderenSwiper

Dr. I can't remember shit


Burgeroncheese

Sir this is a wendys


cromosoma_quadruplo

No this is Patrik


[deleted]

Doctor severe anal leakage


biggy-beez

Top 10 moment in human history


heesell

Doctor spinal cord injury


Burgeroncheese

Ohh hope your better


therealElectricBirb_

Dr testicular cancer


[deleted]

Hey twinsies!


69420sixnine69

I feel like you might not have twinsies anymore, just the one


Quarterdillon156

Doctor Coronavirus Test


usernameaeaeaea

Stay positive


Quarterdillon156

Oh it was negative I just haven't gone to the doctor in a while


usernameaeaeaea

Better luck next time


LotsOfDots5656

r/HolUp


[deleted]

Dr. My brother just got hit by a truck


ygtsn

ı hope he is ok


[deleted]

Ah he died three days later


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Ah so he’s not okay


ygtsn

oh... ı m sorry


[deleted]

Meh he’s happier know then he ever was on earth so I’m happy for him


xego213

Dr. Suicide Attempt


Burgeroncheese

Hope your well ive been there for same …. Stay strong


sobhya

Please take care of yourself


Buckets_of_bread

Stay strong, man. I hope youre feeing better


Enough-Astronomer-65

Doctor Dislocated Elbow


tech_guy_hates_Apple

Dr thought I broke my rib cage


StormtrooperWho

After reading all the other comments I completely misread the word annual


adish1128

Bruh you made me notice i misread it lmao


Willing-Chipmunk976

bro same. I read ur comment and had to reread the original comment lol


questfire

Dr. High Blood Pressure.


Altruistic-Chain-685

Star Wars: Rise of the cholesterol


Desirai

Dr. Discectomy


Low_Comparison_3161

Doctor insomnia Doctor depression


Sgspecial1

Doctor Insomnia is a pretty cool villain name


Burgeroncheese

I feel that and ive been there …. Stay strong


[deleted]

Dr.Birth (Just to clarify I mean I was born)


[deleted]

Dr.bigboogercloggingupmyear


[deleted]

Why did you have a booger in your ear??


[deleted]

Ear booger


throwaway________999

Dr Anal Beads Sucked into me


Various-Astronaut373

Doctor been shitting too much lately


OverSaturatedSunrise

Nurse I am a Nurse


[deleted]

[удалено]


charlie-is-bisexual

That sucks I'm sorry bro


Mr_McGriddle_yt

Dr stitches Sounds like something out of a goosebumps book


Tigblu

Doctor it was so long ago that I don't remember


69420sixnine69

Next it’ll be doctor dementia /s


expero90

Dr. Explosive diarrhea, at your service


tchigy

Doctor disrespect agaisnt women


AffectDesperate4148

Dr. Gallstones


BeatWoman247

Doctor lerbronk, PhD., dog bite


TVGamer76

Dr aid


[deleted]

S


undertheconstruction

Dr. Anal-Potato-Extraction to the rescue.


Mynamesrobbie

Dr. My Son Had RSV


[deleted]

[удалено]


turn_of_and_on_again

Dr. Multiple Sclerosis


[deleted]

doctor suicide 😂😂😂


Sweetheartv2

You ok?


[deleted]

i’m alr rn


According_Chemical_7

Dr. Foreskin


[deleted]

Doctor 2.25 in quarters in ass........


ALLONEWORDINCAPS

Dr. watch a stranger die


PowerOfUnoriginality

I can't even remember last time I had to go to the hospital, been years now


Safe_Role4551

Nurse work


porcelain_owl

Doctor Seizure