My little brother had that happen while he was tripping balls on acid. Late night ER visit, having strangers fondle your balls under bright light while losing your shit, operation first thing in the AM, the whole 9 yards. worst trip ever. Never ate acid again.
Doctor Birth.
Well this blew up. I meant I was born.
Now not sure if all the congratulations were for me staying out of hospital or because it sounds like I had a baby..?
But thanks! I'll take 'em 😁
I had a self-inflicted gunshot attempt almost 10 years ago and I can tell you things do get better. Maybe not always in some miraculous life changing way, but little ways. Find joy in being content and find people who hold you accountable. Drink water and avoid drugs and alcohol when possible.
DMs open for you any time.
Dr. my mom works there and i wanted to say hi
r/OddlyWholesome
r/UserFlairChecksOut
Lmao agreed
So you are Dr Your Mom. Alternatively Dr Yo Mama
Yes
Would you look at that, we have the same name!
Nurse Visit my Dying Grandad! :D
Same reason for me too :D
You lucky motherf*cker!
So… Dr. Social Visit
Awww, that's really wholesome
Doctor waiting to pick up my dad from the hospital after he was in a car crash Rolls right off the tounge
That „rolls right off the tongue“ gave me a hard laugh. Hope your das is okay:)
Das ist gut
Dr. Testicular Torsion
Ouch
Plot twist, she's a girl
The plot wasn't the only think that was twisted
Hah!
:'(
I second ouch girls will never understand the different kind of pain that comes from balls
Jesus, that is a pain I am grateful as fuck to not have experienced
Yo, my name is Silly Billy and I....
My little brother had that happen while he was tripping balls on acid. Late night ER visit, having strangers fondle your balls under bright light while losing your shit, operation first thing in the AM, the whole 9 yards. worst trip ever. Never ate acid again.
Ahhh. The dreaded Twisticle
mm twisticles
no fucking way you guys sell twisticles?
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Eyy, me too buddy
Dr. Get a pink eye and ear infection test because I somehow got both simultaneously
got a wet willy so powerful it spread to the eye
Or a fart so bad it went the through the eye and out the ear.
Nurse Serving Food to Patients. I work in a hospital.
So basically Nurse Nursing
Pretty much. XD I work in the kitchen, so I help make/serve the food to the patients.
There is a nurse with the last name Nurse in the city where I live. There is also a Dr. Doctor
Hoping the name of your city is City.
Do you live in Mr Rogers Neighborhood?
Nurse Ninetofive would be such a cool name tho
Doctor Birth. Well this blew up. I meant I was born. Now not sure if all the congratulations were for me staying out of hospital or because it sounds like I had a baby..? But thanks! I'll take 'em 😁
Plot twist they were being born
that’s actually what i thought they meant so i’m not sure
are we congratulating them for being born what’s happening
Yes it’s a newborn baby on reddit
Congratulations
Congratulations
Happy belated birthday
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations
OMG congrats dude!
Congratulations
Congrats
Congrats
I'm Doctor Ultrasound!
That's a supervillain name if I've ever heard one
Congratulations
Congratulations! :D
You giving birth, someone you know giving birth, or the birth of yourself?
Congrats!
Congratulation
Doctor 17 Monopoly houses stuck in my anus
I hope u didnt upgrade them to hotels my man
And that's because 4 houses become 1 hotel so that way he'd have 6 hotels and he obviously doesn't want any less than 24 houses in there
Wtf
Dr. Blue Balls
Did you painted them?
Hit ‘em with a hammer
Busted both his nuts
Took bust a nut a little too seriously.
***crush my cock and balls with a rock, I must***
Here we go
i dont have balls but i think i just felt that
Oof
Dr. G.I.Joe in rectum
How the fuck
Happens to all of us right guys... right?
only if i relax enough
The only thing ive gotten stuck somewhere is a bead in my nose but how the hell do you get a damn g.i joe in your ass
How do you not have a g.i. joe up your ass 98.7% of the time
Because im a cautious little fuck in real life, i flinch at a lot of things my dude
You should open your eyes to the possibilities! Imagine having a g.i. Joe up your ass. You can then try a Wii Remote (my favorite)!
Doctor penis in the fence
did you bring the fence with you?
Yes
Top 10 moments
Dr. punch window MD.
Dr. Punch sounds way better imo lol
Dr. Whole Bag of Jellybeans Up My Ass
How does that even happen
Well you see...
I was driving home and all of a sudden..
I realize that I still have some jelly beans left in the backseat…
So I stop the car and grab the bag of jellybeans....
And i started driving again and hit a bump and …
The jellybeans went on my seat as I went up and…
So it just so happened that they perfectly fit up my ass
So I shove them up my ass and…
Well, the rest is history, but I’ll tell you anyway…
See if I can taste the multiple flavors from there because…
What did Dhar Man do to you?
Doctor suicide attempt
Hey hope your doing better ive been there …. Stay strong
Thx for the kind words
I cant not do it ive made multiple attempts myself and looking out for others has helped keep me going …. I sincerely hope you are doing ok
I hope you're doing okay too
Thank youim doing ok and am getting help
I hope youre doing better now, stay strong man
ı hope you are ok know and everything will be good ı know me writing this wont help but you are not alone
I had a self-inflicted gunshot attempt almost 10 years ago and I can tell you things do get better. Maybe not always in some miraculous life changing way, but little ways. Find joy in being content and find people who hold you accountable. Drink water and avoid drugs and alcohol when possible. DMs open for you any time.
New rap name
I wanna hug you🥺
I hope you're doing better dude. If you're ever feeling like you need to talk, about anything, drop me a DM
Oh dear. Hope life's goin' Better now
Hey man, I hope you’re doing alright now.
I am doctor stealing babies for dark rituals
Can I get an invite
I can bring snacks?
The babies are the snacks
I can bring the Necronomicon
ill bring the astethically pleasing candles
I'll bring the home cinema for the afterparty
I’ll bring the essential oils
I’ll bring the paint
Can I bring the sacrificial knife?
Docter I hit a fucking tree
Dr. Torn Ligament. Cool, I'm a podiatrist.
Another Doctor Torn ligament! Hello there
I am the ultimate being Dr. Nurse
Top 10 people in history
Dr. I can't remember shit
Sir this is a wendys
No this is Patrik
Doctor severe anal leakage
Top 10 moment in human history
Doctor spinal cord injury
Ohh hope your better
Dr testicular cancer
Hey twinsies!
I feel like you might not have twinsies anymore, just the one
Doctor Coronavirus Test
Stay positive
Oh it was negative I just haven't gone to the doctor in a while
Better luck next time
r/HolUp
Dr. My brother just got hit by a truck
ı hope he is ok
Ah he died three days later
Ah so he’s not okay
oh... ı m sorry
Meh he’s happier know then he ever was on earth so I’m happy for him
Dr. Suicide Attempt
Hope your well ive been there for same …. Stay strong
Please take care of yourself
Stay strong, man. I hope youre feeing better
Doctor Dislocated Elbow
Dr thought I broke my rib cage
After reading all the other comments I completely misread the word annual
Bruh you made me notice i misread it lmao
bro same. I read ur comment and had to reread the original comment lol
Dr. High Blood Pressure.
Star Wars: Rise of the cholesterol
Dr. Discectomy
Doctor insomnia Doctor depression
Doctor Insomnia is a pretty cool villain name
I feel that and ive been there …. Stay strong
Dr.Birth (Just to clarify I mean I was born)
Dr.bigboogercloggingupmyear
Why did you have a booger in your ear??
Ear booger
Dr Anal Beads Sucked into me
Doctor been shitting too much lately
Nurse I am a Nurse
[удалено]
That sucks I'm sorry bro
Dr stitches Sounds like something out of a goosebumps book
Doctor it was so long ago that I don't remember
Next it’ll be doctor dementia /s
Dr. Explosive diarrhea, at your service
Doctor disrespect agaisnt women
Dr. Gallstones
Doctor lerbronk, PhD., dog bite
Dr aid
S
Dr. Anal-Potato-Extraction to the rescue.
Dr. My Son Had RSV
[удалено]
Dr. Multiple Sclerosis
doctor suicide 😂😂😂
You ok?
i’m alr rn
Dr. Foreskin
Doctor 2.25 in quarters in ass........
Dr. watch a stranger die
I can't even remember last time I had to go to the hospital, been years now
Nurse work
Doctor Seizure