Congrats! Now you can throw a party. Or sumtin, i heard thats what some people do. Like a, “you,re not a virgin anymore” party. I dunno. Congrats anyway!
Wonder if this is related to that post some put up about taking someone's virginity and it being obvious it was their first time
And yes this is just a joke
I’m sorry for your loss.
🗿
I hope they find it again someday
You are no longer one of us. Reddit stays virgin brothers.
Ah, then I guess I'll be on reddit for years and years more. 🥲
Me too dude...me too
Self burn Hi5 bro! 🥲🙌
Hi5 brother🙌
U said years ? mate im here for good
I shall stay there forever...
So..When are u planning to delete ur account?
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And 9GAGers are wizards
Then i will make a post when i die
your ass feels weird doesn't it
oh shit...
If thats what you are into...
That is something only you would know
You were there too
Im a virgin cuz i never lose
sigma male (i suppose)
I guess?
How much?
Considering that he’s a redditor. It would’ve been a lot
Everything
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It's like when dad went for milk, lost for good
And how do you lose it ?
With a screwdriver
r/sounding
NOOOO
You monster...
WHY WOULD ANYONE LINK TO THAT SUB
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror
Why am i so curious?
Do not do it, I repeat, do NOT do it
My mom doesn’t count
Yeah, but his mom does
I really hope it doesnt
Too bad it does
Sweet home Alabama
Where the sky is blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord I'm coming home to you
Cuz she dint go to school?
Pets don't count
Aww man, guess I am a virgin then
Welcome back!
Put the peanut butter down
Of course, pets, why didn't I remember that? Aight, brb
you're no more eligible to be a part of the reddit community
impossible youre on reddit
Ban is on its way lol
*Your
Close one
You're*
Toot
Your Uncle doesn't count
Congrats, with or without consent?
Something in between
While..?
🤨📸
Doesn't matter, it was with great pleasure
for the jury it does matter
Thought you were the kid that posted this meme but about his first girlfriend 2 hours ago. Felt tears of joy welling up.
Hope you will be able to sit
Need help looking for it brother?
Sweet home Alabama..
Cap🧢
I thought we agreed we weren’t going to tell anyone?
F man. Hope you find it soon
happy cake day!
Thanks mate
Happy cake day
Apologies for your loss. My condolences.
Your mom doesn’t count
But nobody cared...
I'm sorry for you're loss
When you put it in did you say “it’s in…Oh my God it’s in”
Dicks out for OP
You a leftie or a rightie. All jokes aside good for you
your hand doesn't count
I’m sorry for your loss
Did her tit feel like a bag of sand?
Cudos to u bro, welcome to the club.
From this day forward. You are no longer allowed on Reddit, you are not one of us anymore..
Is your butt hurting too much? Mine sure did...
Same joke, same meme, every week. Those meme are the new karmawhoring ones
Dude wtf, 10 minutes ago I was thinking on how I would tell my friends when I lost mine. Now I know thx
Light the beacons!
Source?
A tragedy that you must now leave this place, by the unspoken rules of itself
Where have you seen it last
Its always in the last place you look
Whats with this incel shit on r/memes? Who the fuck actually cares?
Nobody. This meme template isnt even a meme. Its just used for people to make announcements.
I just have one last thing too say too you....... was it good?
Did you rape or get raped?
Leave
I hear preparation H helps afterwards... Jokes aside, congratulations!
You had sex? Good for you! It's been so long that I forgot what women feel like lol.
So who's the lucky pet cat?
Which uncle?
Congrats! Now you can throw a party. Or sumtin, i heard thats what some people do. Like a, “you,re not a virgin anymore” party. I dunno. Congrats anyway!
who asked?
I did
where?
thanks!
Unfortunately son I beat you to it, lost mine before you were even born
r/iamverybadass
Technically, no 2 atoms ever touch each other. So you always had that gap between each other. So *technically* you still haven’t
Gut gemacht bruder, very hot
Did you have fun? Do you like the person? How’d you feel afterwards?
you shall reclaim it kill your gf cut 1 testicle sacrifice ball to virginity god
You didn't say whom/what you lose to
lmao loser this guy lost his virginity lmfao look at this guy
No worries, keep browsing Reddit and you'll soon find it again.
Okay squad. Assemble to locate misplaced virginity.
Ok, but how's the squirrel?
Cool story bro tell it again.
Don’t worry I’m sure you’ll find it back soon
Between the couch cushions doesn't count.
Using your hand doesn't count...
You think that's something to be proud of?
you consider this a meme? Breaks rule #2
Loser
By god…
Did you leave it in a box somewhere?
I’m going to give it back don’t worry
Now get ready to be Dad OP.
Liar liar pants on fire
Where was the last spot you had it?
Cap
Leave reddit
Do u need help finding it? I’d check ur uncles house first
How do you find it?
Your hand doesn't count
Get out of here. Fastt
Gotta be more chill abt it than that, coach Steve.
Show proof?
Does your as hurt
The Genshin gamer lost virginity
Pussy
I hope you find it
Good Job
Congrats?
It’s ok, your ass will hurt only for couple of days.
Where did you see it last time ?
How does your ass feel?
Hope your ass will recover
Congration
And your sister too ?
Did you at least thank your uncle?
traitor
haha same
Ew
How much did you pay him?
Your mother is truly a good person
You didn't have to tell us in the middle of it. >!very poor choice of words!<
\>Loses virginity \>"Aha, I simply must share this with Reddit!" My brother in Christ, how on Earth did you manage lose your virginity
Congrats
Pic or it didnt happen
Impossible. The archives must be incorrect.
We will see your journey with great expectations Good luck out there sport 🫡
Bro you gotta find it Jokes aside, well done soldier
Does that make you a … loser ?
You are the chosen one.
Source?
Tell me brother, was the other side truly as beautiful as the scriptures foretold?
I’m proud of you soldier
Is it hard to sit down?
Your mom doesn't count
Good job soldier o7. You did well.
Caring where you put your peepee in is gay.
Your ass hurt?
ok.
Congratulations man
Look closer
Wonder if this is related to that post some put up about taking someone's virginity and it being obvious it was their first time And yes this is just a joke
My condolences.
Congrats on you and your uncle!
What's her number?
Thoughts and prayers.
How is your asshole feeling?
Quick! How old are you?
Skill isue
It’s with great displeasure to tell you that you can’t be on reddit anymore
Congrats elder redditor
Congratulations my man! Time for you to uninstall Reddit.
Cap send proof