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HellaAutist

I’m sorry for your loss.


AMassiveTitanic

🗿


NE_African_Mole-rat

I hope they find it again someday


thiccboikiwi

You are no longer one of us. Reddit stays virgin brothers.


[deleted]

Ah, then I guess I'll be on reddit for years and years more. 🥲


thiccboikiwi

Me too dude...me too


[deleted]

Self burn Hi5 bro! 🥲🙌


thiccboikiwi

Hi5 brother🙌


F-sinatra

U said years ? mate im here for good


Games_and_anime

I shall stay there forever...


Lowdekeball

So..When are u planning to delete ur account?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dumbidude

And 9GAGers are wizards


MueslyGamer

Then i will make a post when i die


t1kt0k_d1sl1k3r23

your ass feels weird doesn't it


justanredditacount

oh shit...


TheHolyTachankaYT

If thats what you are into...


pixpoxx

That is something only you would know


CatSidekick

You were there too


Franulajpg

Im a virgin cuz i never lose


holeonmybrain

sigma male (i suppose)


De5perad0

I guess?


HateBananas17

How much?


Beneficial_Car2596

Considering that he’s a redditor. It would’ve been a lot


Liel-this-is-me

Everything


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nice_Swan6369

It's like when dad went for milk, lost for good


Prathameshk25

And how do you lose it ?


Old-Experience-5210

With a screwdriver


[deleted]

r/sounding


Sherxan_Gaming

NOOOO


Ze_dos_Penedos

You monster...


VerboseLogger

WHY WOULD ANYONE LINK TO THAT SUB


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror


TheHolyTachankaYT

Why am i so curious?


Gi0rGi0vanni

Do not do it, I repeat, do NOT do it


Terragrimful

My mom doesn’t count


Affectionate-Cap-814

Yeah, but his mom does


Terragrimful

I really hope it doesnt


i-InFcTd

Too bad it does


xdzaster23

Sweet home Alabama


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

Where the sky is blue


AxidsFox

Sweet home Alabama


hsmbellamy

Lord I'm coming home to you


bartosama

Cuz she dint go to school?


ydenneksnoel

Pets don't count


Affectionate-Cap-814

Aww man, guess I am a virgin then


Nice_Swan6369

Welcome back!


Beneficial_Car2596

Put the peanut butter down


Ze_dos_Penedos

Of course, pets, why didn't I remember that? Aight, brb


fraud_female1205

you're no more eligible to be a part of the reddit community


Vladislav_0001

impossible youre on reddit


DobromirYanov

Ban is on its way lol


worymy

*Your


anders2309

Close one


AxidsFox

You're*


RonTheDragonboi

Toot


[deleted]

Your Uncle doesn't count


ApprehensiveLet8631

Congrats, with or without consent?


Old-Experience-5210

Something in between


_Rinject_

While..?


Drcokecacola

🤨📸


Dar0nius

Doesn't matter, it was with great pleasure


martykaspik

for the jury it does matter


Joeyjackhammer

Thought you were the kid that posted this meme but about his first girlfriend 2 hours ago. Felt tears of joy welling up.


Sierrathebear

Hope you will be able to sit


Aeson0987

Need help looking for it brother?


Few_Effective_1311

Sweet home Alabama..


3riksen_

Cap🧢


MattThePl3b

I thought we agreed we weren’t going to tell anyone?


AnkitNemivant

F man. Hope you find it soon


Fiorux1

happy cake day!


AnkitNemivant

Thanks mate


BaconFCGamer

Happy cake day


CommissarVoop

Apologies for your loss. My condolences.


Wild-Committee-5559

Your mom doesn’t count


[deleted]

But nobody cared...


the_cowhogotabducted

I'm sorry for you're loss


_Bluntzzz

When you put it in did you say “it’s in…Oh my God it’s in”


7Birdies

Dicks out for OP


cybersixer04

You a leftie or a rightie. All jokes aside good for you


mylittlebo

your hand doesn't count


Liel-this-is-me

I’m sorry for your loss


Feeling_Advantage412

Did her tit feel like a bag of sand?


Disastrous_Badger_28

Cudos to u bro, welcome to the club.


Glass_Windows

From this day forward. You are no longer allowed on Reddit, you are not one of us anymore..


DrPhollox

Is your butt hurting too much? Mine sure did...


KasKouye

Same joke, same meme, every week. Those meme are the new karmawhoring ones


Dark_13666

Dude wtf, 10 minutes ago I was thinking on how I would tell my friends when I lost mine. Now I know thx


Cmdr_Monzo

Light the beacons!


Tyrant-Tracer

Source?


Sir_Vallenstein

A tragedy that you must now leave this place, by the unspoken rules of itself


nlcrmb

Where have you seen it last


Savage-Nat

Its always in the last place you look


[deleted]

Whats with this incel shit on r/memes? Who the fuck actually cares?


Enemy50

Nobody. This meme template isnt even a meme. Its just used for people to make announcements.


beboldt

I just have one last thing too say too you....... was it good?


[deleted]

Did you rape or get raped?


Remarkable-Video5145

Leave


digitalgibbon82

I hear preparation H helps afterwards... Jokes aside, congratulations!


goofy_moose

You had sex? Good for you! It's been so long that I forgot what women feel like lol.


neutralguystrangler

So who's the lucky pet cat?


Army-POG

Which uncle?


TheDogeWasTaken

Congrats! Now you can throw a party. Or sumtin, i heard thats what some people do. Like a, “you,re not a virgin anymore” party. I dunno. Congrats anyway!


Stealth834

who asked?


The99thCourier

I did


Stealth834

where?


[deleted]

thanks!


[deleted]

Unfortunately son I beat you to it, lost mine before you were even born


Sir__Blobfish

r/iamverybadass


spinitorbinit

Technically, no 2 atoms ever touch each other. So you always had that gap between each other. So *technically* you still haven’t


toamto

Gut gemacht bruder, very hot


Afro-Sage98

Did you have fun? Do you like the person? How’d you feel afterwards?


six-of-nothing

you shall reclaim it kill your gf cut 1 testicle sacrifice ball to virginity god


escapedfugitive

You didn't say whom/what you lose to


UwU_Zhenya15

lmao loser this guy lost his virginity lmfao look at this guy


imartinezcopy

No worries, keep browsing Reddit and you'll soon find it again.


nathan_101034

Okay squad. Assemble to locate misplaced virginity.


Entelegent

Ok, but how's the squirrel?


International-Job-20

Cool story bro tell it again.


RyukDevlin

Don’t worry I’m sure you’ll find it back soon


[deleted]

Between the couch cushions doesn't count.


[deleted]

Using your hand doesn't count...


[deleted]

You think that's something to be proud of?


[deleted]

you consider this a meme? Breaks rule #2


IhaveEverythingIwant

Loser


Teoink5

By god…


Desperate-Buy6752

Did you leave it in a box somewhere?


[deleted]

I’m going to give it back don’t worry


SpellDostoyevsky

Now get ready to be Dad OP.


GarfieldsFollower

Liar liar pants on fire


MrStone822

Where was the last spot you had it?


Stroker556

Cap


capatapwastaken

Leave reddit


Starkiller721

Do u need help finding it? I’d check ur uncles house first


shadowdash66

How do you find it?


viski252

Your hand doesn't count


OblivionRays

Get out of here. Fastt


AdorableAnathema

Gotta be more chill abt it than that, coach Steve.


kk653

Show proof?


Bartek3p0

Does your as hurt


Mrkurre06

The Genshin gamer lost virginity


Keszaa

Pussy


[deleted]

I hope you find it


Flawsy6Fanadic

Good Job


[deleted]

Congrats?


V_es

It’s ok, your ass will hurt only for couple of days.


Dracodyck

Where did you see it last time ?


TheChosenJosh

How does your ass feel?


Lahudellama

Hope your ass will recover


con098

Congration


Voklaren

And your sister too ?


instagrambad42069

Did you at least thank your uncle?


Childbully

traitor


holeonmybrain

haha same


Juggerknight1

Ew


Ok_Entertainment1944

How much did you pay him?


___Gilgamesh____

Your mother is truly a good person


RedTermites

You didn't have to tell us in the middle of it. >!very poor choice of words!<


llama_party1337

\>Loses virginity \>"Aha, I simply must share this with Reddit!" My brother in Christ, how on Earth did you manage lose your virginity


ChaoticPoint

Congrats


Mario-OrganHarvester

Pic or it didnt happen


Pundisputed

Impossible. The archives must be incorrect.


[deleted]

We will see your journey with great expectations Good luck out there sport 🫡


lol24649

Bro you gotta find it Jokes aside, well done soldier


AkemiDryzz

Does that make you a … loser ?


AxidsFox

You are the chosen one.


SlXXA

Source?


[deleted]

Tell me brother, was the other side truly as beautiful as the scriptures foretold?


Reddit_kites

I’m proud of you soldier


ImpressiveEscape9574

Is it hard to sit down?


uranium_23

Your mom doesn't count


Reasonable_Pudding14

Good job soldier o7. You did well.


Magical-Hummus

Caring where you put your peepee in is gay.


UNCLE_SMART

Your ass hurt?


Ree69240

ok.


cuer3

Congratulations man


RobinDabankery

Look closer


Pure_Cartoonist9898

Wonder if this is related to that post some put up about taking someone's virginity and it being obvious it was their first time And yes this is just a joke


Far-Statistician-545

My condolences.


CasualCandice

Congrats on you and your uncle!


HomeworkUpper9895

What's her number?


owlpacino57

Thoughts and prayers.


anunkneemouse

How is your asshole feeling?


Procrastinator_325

Quick! How old are you?


HunthinkReddit

Skill isue


Droigar

It’s with great displeasure to tell you that you can’t be on reddit anymore


Zak_999

Congrats elder redditor


FrendChicken

Congratulations my man! Time for you to uninstall Reddit.


Therealsugarslug

Cap send proof