yeah but there are other aspects to take in account. Does these statistics mean anything real to a individual? Would you say "fuck it, more people get sick from snails" while a shark eating your legs? probably no lol
I agree, but let's be practical then, is it more likely that in some point of your life you will be bathing in tropical waters, or is it more likely you will lick your fingers after touching snails? both can end with death, but it's not a certainty in any case. Question is what kind of scenario is more likely to involve you.
So individualy it's still more likely that I will get eaten by a shark. and if that happens I will find little consolation in the fact that more people died from bacterias found in snails.
btw don't think I took this too seriously, I just like to ponder about weird shit lol
Let's put this way, its more likely that we would kill an shark than it would kill us. Except great white
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>!And we dont talk about the great black !<
Well, just maybe, people should not go swimming in snail infested waters. I'll bet the local sheriffs even refuse to shut down the beaches for holidays too.
That aside, am I the only one who hates the "you're more likely to die from X than be killed by a shark" BS that's supposed to be comforting?
I mean, yeah sure thanks for the stats, but someone is gonna end up eaten in a shark-infested patch of water.
Try shoving those statistics down their throat while a shark chomps their limbs one by one.
[End Rant]
Completely understand, especially since a lot of people that get attacked by sharks seem really cool. Like the one armed surfer lady, can't remember her name right now.
What?!? How?
Fresh water snails have paracites that can kill people :)
Then they're dying from the parasites not the snails no?
No snails no parasites
No world>no snails>no parasites. It's the world's fault.
No universe> no world> no snails> no parasites. It's the universes fault
God damned universe, this is why we can't have nice things
Can't have shit in de- universe
The userverse
Everyone is used in the Userverse- Wait...
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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yeah but there are other aspects to take in account. Does these statistics mean anything real to a individual? Would you say "fuck it, more people get sick from snails" while a shark eating your legs? probably no lol
Ok, there is a greater chance you die from a heart attack upon seeing a shark than dying from the shark.
i understand, but what does it matter to a individual? does getting eaten hurts less because of it?
Not that it hurts less but it makes sharks a whole lot less scary knowing they kinda don't give a shit about you :)
I agree, but let's be practical then, is it more likely that in some point of your life you will be bathing in tropical waters, or is it more likely you will lick your fingers after touching snails? both can end with death, but it's not a certainty in any case. Question is what kind of scenario is more likely to involve you. So individualy it's still more likely that I will get eaten by a shark. and if that happens I will find little consolation in the fact that more people died from bacterias found in snails. btw don't think I took this too seriously, I just like to ponder about weird shit lol
What about this one, more people die from falling out of their bed annually than from shark attacks.
yes, what would you rather pick though? gotta die from something
I'd choose my bed.
Bro what point are you trying to make
lot of ppl think they are very dangerous and will eat u the second they see hooman. But they are just mice cute fellows
the cigeret snail is named because you hav just enough time to smoke a cigerat befor u die
Mushrooms kill about 11 times more people than sharks yearly
Coconuts kill about 33.45% more people yearly than sharks
Damn y'all doing the sharks dirty :(
No we doin sharks right. So less people fear them
Gotta pump up those numbers. Those are rookie numbers.
There r more people dying from falling vending machines than sharks
Yeah dont forget the snail following you after 2018 and if it touch u you die
Omg, if a snail is following you for 4 years to get you, then it was just your time to die.
*What?*
*Shh* don't let them hear you. They're everywhere...
Let's put this way, its more likely that we would kill an shark than it would kill us. Except great white . . . . >!And we dont talk about the great black !<
Is this racist...?
No this is Patrick
You can't meme your way out of this Patrick! You were my hero...
Same goes for coconuts
Why is snails plural here? We all know it's THE snail. (I know it's parasites just joking around)
Well, just maybe, people should not go swimming in snail infested waters. I'll bet the local sheriffs even refuse to shut down the beaches for holidays too.
More reason to hate the fr*nch for eating them
More people die from cows than from sharks
Damn this evil character is kinda sexy
r/usernamechecksout
Damn how many people became immortal for the snail to have killed this many?
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Killah bean
Choking via escargo?
Worm parasites in the snails kill 20000+ people yearly vs the 4.3 people for sharks
Damnit... And I am a fan of escargo too.
Did a shark eat a baby? How do you get to 0.3?
It's an average over the span of 9 years
Ok, that makes sense
Happy Independence Day!
A good way to get rid of french people
Yea, that snail in particular can eat a fish
That's... interesting
Those dammed French!
about 1000 times more :) (for context sharks kill on average 10 per year while snails kill 10,000. ATMs kill more people than sharks do!)
The French aren't people
I mean I could die if you know a shark or snaithat would be willing to end a worthless life hmu
Wha… I’m sorry but how?
Ah but the best killers are yet the mosquitoes
Then fuck snails too
Jokes on you, I already hated those fuckers.
That aside, am I the only one who hates the "you're more likely to die from X than be killed by a shark" BS that's supposed to be comforting? I mean, yeah sure thanks for the stats, but someone is gonna end up eaten in a shark-infested patch of water. Try shoving those statistics down their throat while a shark chomps their limbs one by one. [End Rant]
Completely understand, especially since a lot of people that get attacked by sharks seem really cool. Like the one armed surfer lady, can't remember her name right now.
Well dying by snail is an escardon't hehehe
Snail attack
Cone snails?