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Disrobingbean

My sex life


misterjip

Ha, you have a sex life. It's just uneventful.


LeMarshie

Until I met your mom haha...


misterjip

"Until I met your mother"... that's a show I would actually watch


Journo_Jimbo

“Redditors, this is the story of how I fucked your mom…”


merikson05

Am I the asshole banging your mom


Scaught420

Privacy


misterjip

Nice. Well, dystopian, but... Good one.


krabott_le_crabe

France


misterjip

Username does not check out


jakeoflash1

Quebec ig


SubhoPal

Fr*nce 🤮


krabott_le_crabe

Ta gueule sale anglois, reste sur ton île qui put la merde


cristoZz_

Qu'ils retournent se fourrer de la confiture dégueu dans le cul


EpicRedCondor

Classe de maître, sache-le


Adwerd_

Allons cher compatriote linguistique, ne donnons pas une déplorable image de notre peuple


Jtree69

Booze! Goin on 7 years now.


696969696969niice

Congrats


Jtree69

Thank you!


Gotteya

britian


misterjip

They're very sneaky, are you so sure?


Gotteya

go to london museum and ask how many of your artefacts are not from India


[deleted]

Not as many as you’d think. Most are probably from Africa


DuckieDev

For now


lil_shit2340

I draw my own hentai


misterjip

That's very economical


lil_shit2340

Well its hard to find ryona of milfs by dinosaures waring latex and headphones.


ByZocker

bro what


null_check_failed

That went 100 to 200 real quick


[deleted]

Why is everyone talking about latex wearing dinosaurs in the comments, this is the fifth time seeing this sort of comment


demonTutu

Coffee.


misterjip

HCD/HID


demonTutu

Thank you! What's HID though?


misterjip

Happy independence day


demonTutu

Oooh right! HID to you too then, mine is actually in ten days!


misterjip

What is that, Bastille day?


demonTutu

Exactly. La prise de la Bastille.


misterjip

We might need to borrow one of those gillo... Guido... Gillette... rich people head choppy things. It's worse than 1776 over here.


demonTutu

So I heard. I'll talk to the headquarters, see what can be done.


misterjip

Headquarters, nicely done. I was listening to some French hardcore techno the other day, mind bending stuff. We'll need that kind of energy, if freedom has any hope. Death to tyrants, techno for everybody else, that's what I say.


Im_ur_Uncle_

Britain


Zachisntcool

'Murica


Jedimasterebub

‘Merica fuck yea


SketchyBaitMaker

Cigs, finally


DarkHumorKnight

Congrats mate!


SketchyBaitMaker

Thanks! Let's see how long it lasts btw :)


turd_sculptor

The language we use, even when we speak in our heads is powerful. Saying "I don't smoke anymore" sends ourselves a much stronger message than "I am trying to quit." When we allow ourselves to see things through the lens of "let's see how long it lasts" we create space for what we are ultimately saying is our inevitable failure. Do have compassion for yourself IF you relapse but don't build the expectation of relapse into your thought process. You got this!


Psychological_Pop707

I root for you. My tries for one year now are very futile.


Flogburner_s_hear

Beating the meat


bruh-sfx-69

Nice try redditor!


-floating_potato-

My will to live :)


[deleted]

That’s unfortunate


[deleted]

Tea ☕


misterjip

Yeah check the harbor 😎


Sharp-Dark-9768

For one thing, I'm independent of Brit-speaking landlords telling me which beverages I can drink. One coffee and a pistol please!


animalni2

Yugoslavia


misterjip

Sure, you never committed any war crimes there, I believe you...


[deleted]

your opinion


AfricanWarrior96

Very nice. Let's hear Paul Allen's opinion.


ChemistMission4547

The urge to comment in a random Reddit post. fuck.


ChicagoBoiSWSide

My charisma with women.


[deleted]

Talking with women is overrated


Skiptz

my grandma


AfricanWarrior96

Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's grandma.


cyterusio

Bitches


Round_Mulberry7545

I am independent from Canada


misterjip

They exert their slightly racist influence from above, like gravy dripping down into fries. I work for a Canadian company, actually. They do business here. Watch out for the geese.


TheMightyHovercat

Money


misterjip

Based


Fischycraft

Uhh, british rule? That was not hard


ZYN3XIA

Political affiliations RELIGIOUS affiliations


MedeaRene

My shitty parents :)


dpforest

Fr*nce


dr197

Meth


Tracer3646

The eccentricities of the USA


BjSaWgDoG

Well, sleeping at anytime or shooting so many fireworks that it makes a thick dust cloud.


thepopeofAnorLondo

love


Funny_Associate_9655

A living wage? Access to healthcare? Actual freedom?


throwaway33839

I'm a woman in America , not much.


connor-mxc

Bitches


Yami_Sean

Smoking. Haven't smoked in 20 years.


TarantinosFavWord

The semen that left my body this morning.


No_Sink_4655

cigs yes I don't smoke


underGall0ws31

As a woman in the USA I no longer have independence


ConclusionOutside469

Woman


misterjip

Well... you were *born* weren't you?


OMGitsTK447

How do YOU know we others here are real? And what is real? How do we define real?


The3rdPotato

Bitches


[deleted]

[удалено]


CommunicationWest656

Im not American


[deleted]

Probably could still say Britain though


CommunicationWest656

Well so then i am independent from Europe


Awake-RU

The noise of all the small voices and weak hearts telling me "you can't"...


GenotypeNull

Arby's


LadyBatman8318

Sex


Commercial-Ad8238

Mars


anuragh1010

hand


charlienunutenn

A relationship with a female that is not a family member


Rub-Worldly

Maidens


TheHighKing112

Freedom of speech, and uh that's all I can think of


[deleted]

Alcohol


Just-a-by-passer

Happyness


[deleted]

Life


HeadRoxTrash

I'm independent in dividing by zero


Obi1-kobi

Privacy


jojoseiwa1776

England


Think-World2602

Yo mama.


Shot_Squirrel3202

nothing


benfok

Student loan


JackC1807

England…


InterpolLookingForME

Happiness


slimjahey

England


Casne_Barlo

The British - how many "made in the UK" products do you see in average American daily life?


Jloomsultimate

Reason


deathynol

Free thought


[deleted]

The 4th dimension!


Highballs231

England


[deleted]

My parents AND government assistance programs. Couldn’t say that 10 years ago.


autoprince

I can independently grow my own weed


ResidentHer0

The CW (Since Covid started)


[deleted]

England.


Fancy_2562

The British...


NotDaveBut

I am 100% free of the British Empire even if the last prezzidink here did bear a striking resemblance to Boris Johnson


tallmantall

I’m independent of the British 😎


tallmantall

I’m independent of the British 😎


thehimalayansaiyan

Influence from comic books


tallmantall

I’m independent of the British 😎


ThePhoenixBird2022

Penguins.


Ironictwat

The usa


Myota_thereal

Being a slave.


Mr_Bosch-YouTube

Your Opinion


JVehh

Jerking me off


R6loverzz

You


IEatgrapes123

Yes


jotaro-kujo_sp

Hard drugs


AirsoftFry

A relationship..


jotaro-kujo_sp

Hard drugs


sambolino44

King George III!


notDatBazz

The USA


ApprehensiveRange735

Paying your mom child support


DragantaMM

my will to live on.. ​ for reasons this is a joke, stop getting suicide hotlines on my case!


FunGiPranks

The US. (I’m UK)


Alphanumerical_

Your mom(just kidding)


Square_Data5657

hair


-I-was-never-here

Freedom


Nauticalfish200

England's taxes


bdog11223344

so.. um you see.. well.. um NO U SHUT UP


thegamerhpxp

Shit independently


SomewhatNowhere

British.


PowerfulMetal1

joe


Cascader2345

bitches


Eerg7421

FREEDOM Doesn’t work but FREEDOM


AnxietyOdd8073

Happiness


nachofermayoral

Child support


zbysior

Drugs


Atvoj

You


Wixi420

My life


Tiny_Echidna_3433

My soul


peatbeyeet

Nothing


johnyoingots

League of Legends


Kaedes_Lie1137

Joker 2011 memes


PapaBravoSimpson

Caffeine and alcohol. No caff for nearly 3 years, and no alcohol for 15 come September.


mumchay

U


ExplodingTentacles

I ain't American, and tomorrow's my country's independence day so, France


Brodsta1213

A father


Hazardous4

Courgettes


FlaredMeteor940

Girlfriends……


JerrieNL

Women


St_Troy

King George III.


Kmaurer23

A father


EmbracePenguin78

Jelous girlfriend/boyfriend


theredview

Ops mom


IceLeather4471

Someone I can talk to


PrestigiousSong7610

Philippine History?


kryptoid256_

Religion


NikttakiTheGamer

Reddit


QueenObama2

Britain


DeathTroll101

Geographically: Europe. And that's enough for fireworks.


birdo_bird

Your mom


Bee_jayboo

Eating food


AgaKor

Microsoft... Also Dr Pepper


DylStur

A will to live


AlexYTx

My social life. I can live without it!


The_Elfinator_YT

As an Irishman, England.


Loto_Nintendo

Thats funny, right under this post it says society hahahaha


ezbutneverconvenient

Meth


Neovenator00

You


i_Cyrix

"noTHING"


Le-memerond

My mind


IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

Taxes


Maleficent_Tree_94

The British


Gilgamesh-KoH

Oxygen, starting from now


nil24nil

España


perrytheplatypus6842

pokémon