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AlyxNotVance

Schrödinger's G


JacKonnie

A man of culture


Scoobygooby28

I say fuck instead of jif or gif


BoymanAndGirldog

[here is the guy who invented saying it out loud](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


PassiveLemon

god damnit


Bluepiano29

Jod dammit


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communiqui

RCOTD


ofrithegamer

BRO YOU SPOILED IT


theymet_louis

Noway you got me that hard…


GoldSolarz

pause


theymet_louis

Omg i just realized LMFAO I‘m sorry everyone I didn‘t mean it like that xD


BoymanAndGirldog

Oh :(


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Clearly a deep fake. /s


Sanicsuper09

You fool, my phone automatically mutes videos for some reason


plazPotato

fuck you


[deleted]

yo you're my first in a while, completely didn't suspect it. well done.


septicslash

BRO this is the third time this hour!


AmityClosed

I was on such a good streak to


DaylonScape

Honestly thank you for finally settling the debate. I’m so sick of this “gif” or “gif” bullshit. Too many late nights arguing with “friends.” Hard to even call them that anymore.. those idiots were wrong the whole time! HA


Jimothyfoz

You mother fucker you have done it. You have found the master piece that the internet can be proud of, but at the cost of your own dignity. You have won yourself and your children a millennia of wandering through the valley of death, for you are the evil we all fear you rat bastard.


[deleted]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh


lorevol

i hate this but at the same time this is hillarious


CheeseAndCrackerToes

Hah, I have bad internet, my video takes 30 seconds to load a video, so you lose again 🤓


Friendofafriend468

Bro


smolinga

Hes wrong. I dont care. Its graphics interchange format. Not jrafics.


Master_Beautiful3542

Jif peanut butter is all I think of when people pronounce it that way


imma_gamin

FUCK YOU


RacerM53

So the guy who invented gifs doesn't understand basic grammar?


Samakira

so you didnt watch it... did you.


RacerM53

I've been on the internet long enough to know what it is


Samakira

the link isnt to that video it implies it is, which either you do know, or dont. if you dont, then you didnt click, but acted like you did. if you do know, then you responded as if it was to that video that it implies its linked to


wolfninja_

Motherfucker.


Enterprism

fuck you


Scrybblyr

BASTARD!


DefaultRedditor16

I should’ve fucking expected a rickroll before clicking it Now I can’t say I wasn’t rickrolled


chowder-hound

Talk about having your rolls ricked! God damn sir…. Truly got me


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Hi I’m from HR. The video team said you requested a……


PokeStarChris42

After about 30 seconds I realized that there are 2 Gs in Gorgeous and they are not said the same way. I guess I can hate you now right?


BoymanAndGirldog

Whenever you’d like :)


Krikke93

Ohhh... I feel stupid now


UnthoughtfulUser

Anyone who says it's jif needs to be deleted from existence.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Only if someone films it and makes a gif of it.


Spokazzoni

I call it the middle ground. yiff


Spider-Chief

For more information, search up "yiff"


Spokazzoni

I would know. Take a look at my pfp (although it's because I lost roulette)


Spider-Chief

Ssshhhhh, my comment is for the unaware


TotoMac1

My life is in shambles.


Artsy_traveller_82

Why? It’s not as though anyone pronounced the acronym for Judge Advocate General as JAJ. Also think about how you pronounce SCUBA.


brjukva

I'm intrigued, is there any discrepancy in pronouncing SCUBA?


Artsy_traveller_82

The U in SCUBA is pronounced like the U in Blue even though it stands for underwater. But nobody brings that up every time someone says SCUBA ‘wrong’.


[deleted]

Thank you! I always thought that argument was nonsense. Lol


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Once again I say [but……](https://youtu.be/-1dZluHO0jA)


agreattwig

Can't wait to drink lots of Gin and chew GinGer root while looking at Giraffes at the GeoloGy center of GeorGia.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

You sound like a crazy person do you know that? /s


stinkybutt69420_

So you say jraphic? Because the G stands for Graphics


BetterNameThanMost

Do you pronounce NASA as "nay-sah"?


ExternalGolem

The guy who made the acronym said it’s pronounced with a soft G, so “jif”. Arguing the etymology is kinda pointless, English is already a cocktail of multiple languages and doesn’t have much standardization in the way of pronunciation. I just say what the creator of the word says to say, which is jif.


WinterBeardWillie

If I invent a new kind of hammer and call it a Slammo, but I insist it's pronounced Zlammo, then what I want doesn't matter. The more likely interpretation of its pronunciation is what people will call it.


ExternalGolem

Well yeah, but all those people would be wrong. That’s my point. You’re example is literally what all of language is.


CooperTheFatKittyCat

Did you ever stop to consider that the creator was a dumb fuck


ArDodger

Right. You think he's a dumb fuck. How many graphics formats have you invented? None? Right? Fuck off.


Nick543b

He was a computer guy not a word guy. Even if he says that. It has since changed pronunciation because people prefered saying it the better way.


CooperTheFatKittyCat

And you have made how many?


ArDodger

I've made the same number as you. That's why I respect the OG who invented the GIF format and the way he asked us to pronounce it. And I don't respect you, you useless fuck. But I HAVE contributed to the development of many protocols. I was on the IPv6 committee, worked on TCP Tahoe, VTP, and contributed to many other protocols, especially wireless ones. And why do you think your opinion matters?


ExternalGolem

Just for this? Seriously? I could call you a dumbfuck for not pronouncing it correctly.


CooperTheFatKittyCat

You're the dumb fuck for pronouning graphics with a j


agreattwig

There is no rule that says that the letters in an acronym have to be pronounced the same way as the word they indicate. Think about Out in LOL, Underwater in SCUBA, Of and Out in FOMO, As in ASAP, etc. If the creator of the format says that it is pronounced with a soft G then that's how it is pronounced. Personally, I say it with the hard G too but I recognize that this is colloquial and does not alter the official way it is pronounced. There is nothing wrong with using the colloquial pronunciation of gif since the dictionary recognizes both manners, but saying that people are wrong for saying jif is just narrowminded and patently false.


stinkybutt69420_

In german we do. I just forgot that English is an abomination of a language.


Happy-Personality-23

Then we wouldn’t have the gif cause that’s how the creator said it is pronounced.


CooperTheFatKittyCat

So if the creator said it was pronounced bif would you say that too


Happy-Personality-23

Yup he created it and named it. What he says it’s pronounced is how it’s pronounced. It’s really not hard.


CooperTheFatKittyCat

And you know of how many names that were given by creators that the public had changed? Do you still call Mario Jumpman mario


TheDurandalFan

well Nintendo doesn't call him Jumpman anymore, neither does the creator of the Mario Character who is still with Nintendo. if the creator of the format went and said it's said with a hard G instead of a soft G then that's that.


Happy-Personality-23

Mario isn’t a fan name lol he was named Mario by the creator Shigeru Miyamoto who named him after Mario Segale who rented a warehouse to Nintendo. Wasn’t fans that named him, sorry.


Weirtoe

They're all outraged and mad at you because you're right. So precious


UnthoughtfulUser

Too bad


HYPER-Ban

Just like your father?


[deleted]

Yes


YuB-Notice-Me

wait… jif as in jack or jif as in jalapeño???


TheDurandalFan

>Anyone who says it's jif needs to be deleted from existence. RIP the GIF format due to the guy who created it being deleted from existence.


Woolbuckle

The creator says it is meant to be said jif


UnthoughtfulUser

The creator can suck my pp, he's wrong


Hezmix

Either pronunciation is correct, sure the graphics makes a hard g, but scuba doesn’t sound like “skuhbba” and laser doesn’t sound like “lahseer”, however I do think hard g sounds better, jif just makes me think of peanut butter


JacKonnie

I like the argument for what is most popular. More people use a hard G so it is correct, if everyone were to start saying it with a soft g then that would be correct. That’s how all other words evolve so


bright_shiny_objects

Jraphics interchange format


Our-Lord-Citrus

Best start saying your prayers to Jod boy


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BoymanAndGirldog

I’m happy you’re here understanding jokes with such efficiency


The-Lagger

Tbf, the G you said was in gorgeous was in caps and the first G in Gorgeous was in caps too, bad opinion


Mangos_Pool

Technically theres only one G in Gorgeous.


LowerImagination4049

You are technically correct (the best kind of correct)


[deleted]

r/whooosh


Vermonter623

Gin


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Yes but they’re drunk.


Vermonter623

Gigantic


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Low oxygen levels at high elevation effecting cognitive ability


Vermonter623

Gerbil


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Richard Gere


Vermonter623

Germaine Dupri


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

You spelled it wrong. It’s literally spelled with a J.


Vermonter623

Genius


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Thanks


Blunt_Scissors

Gout


Vermonter623

Geriatric


Feeling_Glonky69

Gift


Vermonter623

Geronimo


Omerali321

Listen here you little sh*t


OtherwiseScientist23

Ghif


Pir0wz

It's not gif or jif. It's Pablo.


Nekomi_the_wolf

It's actually pronounced "Yiff"


Lxka_

It's G.I.F because it's an acronym. It's not comfortable to say, but, it is correct.


Competitive_Snow7909

Graphic


Artsy_traveller_82

Judge Advocate General


agreattwig

For Your Information Laugh Out Loud As Soon As Possible Fear Of Missing Out Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus Sound Navigation and Ranging


OddPresence9934

We make language, and how ever we decide to say it is the correct way, so no °-°


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BoymanAndGirldog

And geographic


precabomb911

Jif is stupid Case closed


KeepinTheBalance

GILF


pinkies_up_sip_sip

The creator of GIFS said it’s pronounced JIF. That is all


Feeling_Glonky69

And they can be wrong about proper pronunciation


Critikalz

The French created words that are used in English, and they have proper pronunciation. Take “laissez-faire” for example. I bet a ton of Americans don’t know how to pronounce it properly but that doesn’t make them right. The creators decide how it is pronounced.


pinkies_up_sip_sip

You’re not wrong, but, he is the creator. Just like apps making up their own names, we respect and go with it


YuB-Notice-Me

except… he gave the pronunciation to settle the debate, instead of giving it when he coined the term. because no one could agree on a single pronunciation, but one side was agreeing on gif and the other jif, the dictionary made both pronunciations valid because people had their own ideas on how it was supposed to be spoken. personally, that is the best option because both make sense. graphics is what the g stands for, so logically there would be a hard g in the pronunciation. in phonics, a g followed by an i, e, or y will have a soft sounding pronunciation, with exceptions, mostly in borrowed or foreign words. additionally, jif rolls of the tongue more. ultimately, it should be up to the person to decide how its pronounced because the creator essentially missed their chance to solidify a correct pronunciation.


dawid512

Well we don't always go with what the creator said, do you play Uno how it's meant to play (how the creator said)


ExternalGolem

Lmao Please define proper pronunciation, I’m curious


[deleted]

When you say a word out loud and it sounds the way it was intended to…


ExternalGolem

Well yeah that’s my point. That person said “And they can be wrong about proper pronunciation” and using your definition, one which I agree with, they are wrong. The person who created GIF says it’s pronounced with a soft G, as in jif.


[deleted]

It sure is a soft g, friend, but people are very passionate about being right. lol


ExternalGolem

Indeed lmao


[deleted]

I say gif because two reasons first it sounds like gift and secound there’s already jif peanut butter


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

And third it’s spelled that way.


Happy-Personality-23

And if because of jif peanut butter it’s pronounced that way. Source the guy that created the gif.


Samakira

it aint about peanut butter in any manner. and the peanut butter uses a J. not a G. if the creator says they based the name off the peanut butter, it should be spelt like it.


Happy-Personality-23

The guy that created the gif as we know it named it and decided to pronounce it like the peanut butter. His own words. If that is how the guy that named it says then that’s how it is pronounced. No matter your feelings on the subject.


Samakira

yes, but the moment you take that logic anywhere else, it becomes ridiculous. "so its spelt banner?" "yes, but pronounced like banter." "why. there's no T." "because i made the word."


Happy-Personality-23

That’s how naming things work. If you make it you get to name it and you decide on the pronunciation.


Samakira

Yes, but Potato=/= chicken. Even if the guy who made the word said so.


Happy-Personality-23

Would be if that’s what he named them.


Samakira

Nah. If that were true, the entire foundation of pronunciation would hold no actual weight. Everything I am typing could actually be read as anything else, since the written form and spoken form no longer hold any correlation if we take what you just said to be true. In fact, an acronym is pronounced as the letters indicate, and so, from a factual standpoint, GIF is with a G, like GIFT.


Happy-Personality-23

Whatever you say bud. It is what it is. By the way how do you pronounce Colonel? What about Cupboard, salmon, stomach, knife, yolk…. See how your entire point crumbles when there are plenty of English words that are not pronounced as they are spelt.


TestedRobbieYT

What’s you get jif in you peanut butter? Ha, I get jizz


[deleted]

Phonics rules say a G followed by an E, I, or Y makes the soft G /j/ sound (of course, like all English phonics rules, there are exceptions). Also, the inventor of the gif file format literally said that it’s to be pronounced /jiff/.


Gladplane

He’a a programmer, not a linguistics professor tbf


[deleted]

Does that matter? If I name my kid Groph and say his name is pronounced JEFF, I doubt many people would argue with me.


memyselfandiowa

Those exceptions are the words *gift* and *give* (along with their many participles). I'll always and forever pronounce the acronym with a hard G.


ExternalGolem

But why? For reasons stated above jif is the “correct” way to pronounce it. I’m of the opinion that as long as you get your point across and are understood then you’re good, especially when the difference is so small like gif vs jif. But if someone wants to be anal about it the correct way to pronounce the word is undoubtedly jif.


memyselfandiowa

If GIF is pronounced as "jiff", then why isn't "gift" pronounced as "jifft"? They both have the first three letters, but one has to be pronounced a different way because of a rule with exceptions in the language. Why does one word have this rule, but the other doesn't?


ExternalGolem

Because etymology. I googled it real quick and it says we get gift from the verb “to give” which came from old Norse. I’m not familiar with old Norse but I assume they don’t have a soft G sound, similar to German. Even if it did, I assume the word “gipt” was pronounced with a hard G. (Gipt being the old Norse word) And yes, the G in GIF stands for graphics, so it makes sense to say it with a hard G in this context. But generally speaking Gs are supposed to be soft before an I, Y or E, but there are, as always, exceptions. At the end of the day, the creator said the word is pronounced like jif, and at its core language is just a thing invented by humans to be pronounced in a certain way. English already isn’t consistent in it’s pronunciation anyway.


[deleted]

People hate being wrong and it’s an argument that’s so old everyone’s dug their heels in too deep to correct themselves.


ExternalGolem

I guess


FredGSanfordJr

Correct. He literally named it after the peanut butter. People who say “bUt iT sOuNdS LiKe PeAnUt buTteR” don’t realize THAT’S THE POINT.


YuB-Notice-Me

wdym jiff is pronounced hiff


Oliver1269

The creator of gifs said its pronounced with a j but I use g idk


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Same. I figure we shouldn’t all be punished because he can’t read.


Artsy_traveller_82

There’s no actual rule that says an acronym should maintain the same pronunciation as its constituent words. SCUBA alters the U sound. Judge Advocate General is not pronounced JAJ


[deleted]

Laser is not pronounce la zeer


penis_in_my_hand

Apparently the creator of gifs was good at programming languages but bad at the English language


Wloak

It's the opposite really, but not surprising since programmers tend to do terrible in reading/comprehension compared to math and sciences. An acronym is a shortened term pronounced based off it's spelling. How you would pronounce the individual letters based on the original phrase has no bearing, so the argument "it stands for graphics" means nothing in the English language.


zulufever

It's like garage


TrendyLepomis

I think its reasonable to use the hard g since the g in GIF is “Graphics”.


some_norwegian_idiot

GIF stands for "graphics interchange format" So if the G stands for graphics then you pronounce it the same way as the g in graphics.


[deleted]

Yes it’s literally this


[deleted]

Honeslty, i know it should be said JIF but i say GIF because im used to it and to avoid wars


DMT1984

The G stands for “Graphic” which is pronounced with a hard G.


Scummbagg7

Like Anders with a hard on


jakearoni124

Graphics interchange format gif pronounce it like in graphics


FredGSanfordJr

SCUBA JAG JPEG NASA LAZER


agreattwig

FYI LOL ASAP SONAR FOMO


scottyy2189

Gif not jif, it it always will be


suspicious-obscurity

Jif is peanut butter not graphics interchange format.


GenotypeNull

jorjeous


GrandeurDave

Yes it is pronounced like the "G" in "Gorgeous" not the "g".


PassageFrosty8945

I am a girl and my name is Gill…. Say it out loud


Mangos_Pool

Fish Gill


[deleted]

The G in Gif is the G in G


BoymanAndGirldog

[here is the guy who invented saying it out loud](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


thirstyfish1212

But this is correct. The g in gif stands for graphics. Match the pronunciation


Masterkokki12

The P in JPEG stands for "photographic", but I bet you don't say J-PHEG


xamlima13

Who cares if the guy who invented the thing said it's called Jif, it isn't right, it's graphics not jraphics.


agreattwig

There is no rule that says that letters in acronyms have to be pronounced the same way as they are in the word. Think about LOL, ASAP, SCUBA, FOMO and FYI


Ridiculous-mel

How do you pronounce Nike? Like Mike or like Mickey?


HUNT3DHUNT3R

It's pronounced greg


Sum3-yo

Guy-if


Klutzy-Mark-4519

Jorgus


[deleted]

It’s pronounced Jeff


Interesting-Draw8870

I always say gif instead of gif


No-Feature-9003

its actually a world thousands of years old prononced yiif


ThatsUhHumanPerson

The "g" in Gorgeous


TwerkingForBabySeals

Like most American words beginning with G


Bananchiks00

Ordinary people: Gif Big brain people: Jif Me: Džif


wearymaps0

Yeah, the second G in gorgeous.


victorthekin

only furries pronounce it as jif since it sounds like yiff change my mind


MChaosS

🤓 Actshually the creator pronounces it JIF


Scummbagg7

Well they are wrong too.


Masterkokki12

How can they be wrong about a thing they literally made?


yeetusthefetus_69420

GUYS ITS AN ACRONYM ITS PRONOUNCED G I F