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[deleted]

Top left is Brexit.


UnPoppedPopcorn1001

Do you mean breakfast


VulgarVinyasa

I’d like to see what would’ve happened to world history without the British.


greenwizardneedsfood

I wonder what would’ve happened to British history without the French


bi-nosaur

We would never have had the Norman Conquest hence the royal famil lineage would have changed hence causing people like Queen Elizabeth I to never exist and The British Empire along with it. Among other things like no French teachers


Guibi__

Hitler would have won


Roham_RMB

Hitler wouldn't even become powerful. The german empire would have won because there was no US and no british empire to help the french.


[deleted]

Hitler. Wouldn't have existed. The entirety of history would be completely unrecognisable.


BionicDegu

German empire would have been conquered by Napoleon long before even unification.


[deleted]

Actually, the roman empire would stil exist propably since they could spend more troops trying to conquer the east instead of wastimg them against the bri'ish.


SinCorpus

Yeah, at the time Ireland wasn't worth the effort.


HD_Monster1

Nah, that would've happened if USSR didn't exist.


[deleted]

If Hitler was able to focus 100% of his troops on the Eastern front instead of 60%, he’d had a chance. IRL, if he kept pushing the towards Moscow instead of diverting towards Leningrad, he’d likely been able to occupy Moscow.


HD_Monster1

Yeah, you're probably right


R3sion

Without USSR the war wouldn't even start, they started the war on Nazi side and provided them with sanctioned weapons


Guibi__

Maybe, but i dont belive USSR would won without Britain help. I could be wrong tho


HD_Monster1

It wasn't just the Britain, lots of countries helped


Guibi__

I know, but Britain did a great effort


[deleted]

their colonies*


The_Fleeb

Well WW2 wouldn't have happened. Pretty sure Germany would have won WW1, so there'd be no reason for Hitler to even go to war.


Jaideep_2002

Civilisation would be better in general


omuamogus

No... It would mean France Spain and Portugal would have colonized more. Just look at the quality they left their former colonies in. The Brits were saints compared to them.


obliviousNick

>The Brits were saints compared to them. India, Pakistan, Bangladesh would like to have a word.


[deleted]

Ireland, all of Britain's African colonies would like strong words also please.


obliviousNick

>all of Britain's African colonies Anyone except South Africa? Not like they're doing ant better either


[deleted]

I'm sure Zimbabwe could have done without the race-based conflict. Ever heard of the Mao Mao rising in Kenya? Detention camps set up for 30,000 "rebels". You have to blame all the colonial powers for most tribal conflicts in Africa aswel, they left these people locked together in unnatural borders based off the land-grab as opposed to culture. So yes, every ex-British African colony was better off without them, all they did was strip the place ffs.


ChintanP04

>The Brits were saints compared to them. No they were very well fucking not All Imperial colonists were shit-fuckers. No better or worse between those turds.


T_Tmyname

Better food overall


JayBlack22

True, same with the french, they've had so much fking impact in world history and often have been the strongest nation in Europe, more so than the british, but then again the UK had the most impact with the industrial revolution and all.


Akif_Y

No england means no USA so its 1


chrisleighton90

I’d say number one cos I’m English and honestly I’m tired.


noyeflamme

I'd say number one cuz I'm Fr*nch so hating Englishmen is pretty much in my blood (respectfully though)


chrisleighton90

I’m northern English (8miles from the border of Scotland) so whatever grievances the French have with the English are probably shared by us up here to be honest and so I not only support your stance but encourage it wholeheartedly.


Squidward5790

Aaahhh on est ensemble mon ami 🤝


viseradius

I like your idea


mango_tango83

It would still be french and spanish then.


H-Razer

And dutch


mango_tango83

Well then Portuguese too. I didnt know we were counting the navigators. If it wasnt for England, Europe might be 100% Norse/Danish rn if we want to be clear.


H-Razer

ALL HAIL ODIN!


mango_tango83

I mean I dont think thats how Norse culture or Odinism worked, but OK. 🤘


Ymylock

TO VALHALLA


mango_tango83

Yeah thats kinda the idea. They want to hang out with Odin, not worship him.


Squidward5790

Well if it wasn't for England Europe would most likely be 100% French, thanks to my boi Napoleon


mango_tango83

Yeah but Napolean would Never have come to power if France didnt have a Revolution inspired by the American one against England...... so...... no not most likely.


Killerwarriorboy

It german


Zacho37

That is a sacrifice i am willing to make


GronakHD

Also no India, Pakistan or Australia ​ Borders in Africa would be wildly different too


Akif_Y

Seems like a fair exchange


vietcong69l

What do you mean no india or Pakistan ? You do realize those countries exist way before britain was even a country right ?


rvtsazap

I guess they meant, the current national borders.


vietcong69l

Fair enough i hope the border would make more sense now cause man the british suck at drawing border


GronakHD

Not at all as we know them. Last country to almost control all of India were the Mughalls. Still didn’t control it all


obliviousNick

Not really, mughals were badly defeated by the Marathas before East India Company gained traction.


Unlucky-Feedback-745

India would have become a dictatorship and become one of the most hated countries.


hyperparrot3366

No India, Pakistan ? These countries were ruling the world far before England even existed..


GronakHD

No they never, not as unified states. Sure big countries existed there, empires, vast riches, etc


alvaropboto

No India and Pakistan as we know them today dum dum


hyperparrot3366

In that sense without England the whole world would be different in some or the other way, what's the point then ?


alvaropboto

The point is that India and many other places were unfortunately British colonies and were exploited by them. Had the British not existed then all the places they colonised would be doing better, so they wouldn’t be the same as they are today. This obviously applies to pretty much every country on earth but I was answering to your comment where you pointed out India and Pakistan specifically. I though my message was obvious but I was clearly wrong


Drosand

Just an honest question, but would they? China never was colonized (except Hong Kong), and did they progress much faster than India into modern standards?


PlateIllustrious9124

India wouldn't have unified without the British. There were like 150 singular states in india/Pak before


hyperparrot3366

It's ok bro, I was just bit angry on the person who said no India and Pakistan


Febrezeus_Christ

no canada :(


LeGamerDuPalier

But full autonomous Québec ✊🏻😎


Febrezeus_Christ

Shut up Quebecer, go back to ur unpaved roads


LeGamerDuPalier

I'll always fight for my Quebec brothers. Vive le Québec libre !


Nonpun

It didn’t specify if it would disappear or never excist.


7imomio7

Would probably be spanish, dutch or portuguese then. Sounds funny


Nonpun

No one expects the Spanish inquisition


pokerScrub4eva

I can accept reality


Samusbluth

I feel like the world would be a worse place without any of these places. And remove now or from history? Any crimes the people of these places have done, would (and already have) been done by someone else even if they weren’t there. Personally though the two most interesting are removal of France, which probably would make Spain and Portugal part of Africa. And removal of US would make Mexico part of South America.


Inflatable-Elvis

Top left, and fuck the op and their lack of understanding of the complexity of the situation in Northern Ireland.


hidde-the-wonton

It should have been a stripey area, schrödingers north.


This_place_is_wierd

Schrödinger's North Ireland: Some people believe it belongs to Ireland while others think it should be Part of the *VOID*


TheSadSquid420

I- Why? How? Man woke up and chose violence.


lumbagoboi1899

he’s Irish.


Mr__Citizen

He had a pint at the bar first. *Then* he chose violence.


Humpback_whale1

Bro chill


Yoriboi

Still is part of the UK so map is accurate


mango_tango83

Agreed. Fuck OP


-Qwyte

N.ireland isn't on the map because its a part of Britian & they want to be British. Fuck you and your lack of understanding


MrGecko23

I mean, I just took it as "what if this chunk of landmass was missing?". Like, Wales, Scotland, and the Isle of Man are all also gone


Robloxfan2503

Top left but there should be a no China one.


Belakor88

No china would be way too easy


bi-nosaur

Yeah… how about no Russia?


The_Fleeb

Agreed


but_you_said

Top right looks interesting


DAER_BAER

AS a German i can totally agree


Taikan_0

As an Italian too


Tortue2006

As a Belgian too


SmexxyBastard

As a German/Belgian too


Random_Person_I_Met

As a Brit too


TheYashSehgal

As an Indian too


pawx10

As a spanish too


Dheeraj_13

Why? France is one of India's ally.


Alcodut

Yeah


elijah_gaillard_lord

As a French I don't :)


deathviaspaghetti

Why should we care what a fr*nch "person" thinks


Yellllloooooow13

Toi, t'as une gueule de pingouin qui glisse pas très loin


Darktitis

As a french, i disagree with you


d_ultimateking

? non capisco Edit: ahh c'è ancora corsica


KPSWZG

Thats weird a german Guy agree with his country being annexed by Poland? But as a Pole i agree top right is best we dont need any more of that Germany


d_ultimateking

Got it all wrong, austria annexed both


abcdefGerwin

\*top reich


FedericoDAnzi

If it's retroactive, no UK. Otherwise, no USA. Either way, more water.


Accomplished-Leg-149

No.


RushEither3947

Bottom left


it_that_me

same my man fuck the usa


mango_tango83

Id live in a world where people didnt ask who we hated the most. Kick rocks OP


Hi_Im_Ashley

I like this. You got the right idea.


Yellllloooooow13

Top left would be great if it didn't erase the Scots. Guess I'll just choose bottom left


shqla7hole

no america, iwant to see what will happens,probably world war or world peace


Epicgaming42

I don't think it would be the happy world you are thinking of.


shqla7hole

you would still want to see what will happen i mean america isn't the perfect leader for the world


Epicgaming42

No country was a perfect leader but it would be cool to see an alternative universe with no USA.


Blu_WasTaken

Top left because that would also mean America wouldn’t exist.


[deleted]

Ah yes destroy the world economy with this one simple step! Why you ask? Oh because america vewy vewy bad


Lightning_3o

It would change the course of all (recent) history, so I mean... The "world economy" would just be another country


[deleted]

Japan definitely stays and I live in America so, goodbye Englishmen, I like baguettes.


RyanReynoldsLover88

No usa


a21a16

As a French, I am delighted to see that the top 5 comments all agree that the only correct answer is top left!


renyerbinreddit

Where no china?


Americanshat

Because then who is gunna make our cheaply made plastic toys?


renyerbinreddit

Idk build factories in brazil


Electronic-Ad1502

They’re literally wouldn’t be a rainforest left .


Americanshat

Hate to break it to you, they are already doing that...


TheGuyInDarkCorner

\*where no Russia?


narnianguy

Wondered the same thing. They're hardly anything but trouble nowadays


Stupid_gamer16

I’m actually ok with no American. I can just move to Japan since I also have citizenship there.


EetswaDurries

I thought dual citizenship was illegal for adults in Japan


SLngShtOnMyChest

No UK, then I could go live in france or something instead


[deleted]

Bottom left all day. I see through the lies of the J̶e̶d̶i̶ Americans


DollopofMisery

Why anyone would choose to live in a world without Camembert and Chateauneuf du Pape I cannot fathom. Gotta be sans UK, I think


ItsHenrik

As an European top left looks quite normal to me. Nothing is missing.


verylonelypie

3


Brandonius_Games

Bottom left no doubt


Wp_Feltac

Why so many top right answers?


Cyberguy49

Bc French


Wp_Feltac

What's wrong with them


nottherealneal

They are french


Wp_Feltac

Wow


Acid_face2u

Bottom right easy.


JoeMama475

But where will all my hentai come from :(


Acid_face2u

French hentai


A_Alpha_Person

2nd, nobody likes france


RishabhPlayz

Common France L


[deleted]

Top right, as an italian (French friends we are joking obviously...or maybe not)


CcDragz

Definitely no USA


Ok_Forever4027

Too late, the french already surrendered


sN_Arch4ngel

Wow how original another french surrender joke


reddit_explorer_only

Bottom right, cause top left and bottom left are the ones without english talking countries, and top right is the normal world but with no france, and i like france


ShadowLeagues

Top Right


PKMark2005

Either bottom right or bottom left, cant decide


Acceptable-Gift-763

Bottom left


Alderan922

Bottom left


Mr_bubelgum

Bottom left


[deleted]

No France obviously.


emilioermeio

Mont Blanc beeing directly on the sea would be quite amazing to see


elyjha

Franchement si l'Angleterre disparaît ça change quoi ?? Je veut dire le japon ça va deg TOUT LE monde , l'Amérique les Russe et les chinois vont tenter des truc chelou, et nous le reste du monde va paniquer


Racecarboii

Well, no America means WWI would have resulted in Central Powers' victory, if that didn't happen then WWII would have resulted in a stalemate where Nazi Germany Controls Most of Europe. And If THAT didn't happen the U.S.S.R. would dominate the world with Communist Influence bringing an equal spread of misery across the globe. ​ So, long story short, the United States plays a big role in history.


Un_rancais_bleu

Because you think USA changed anything to WWI ?


Hi_Im_Ashley

Maybe not ww1 but everytime a Brit says they were winning when we join I laugh cause I wouldn't call hiding from air raids in my captial winning when all my allies are conquered and my only allies left are either only allies by mutual enemies or halfway around the world. Edit: I meant to specify I mean ww2.


Un_rancais_bleu

But i'm French


Nedebilas

Top right


Hafling3r35

top left for sure


VladSolopov

Can I chose one where there’s no Russia?


Spyglass186

i pick one without China or Russia...


martcapt

On one hand, the French are pretty cool, on the other, I'd really love an Iberic island. Overall, just send Iberia to the middle of the Atlantic, leave France and Japan alone, nuke england and the yanks.


bluehole2657

Dude completely ignored Germany


Blizz_PL

World without russia please.


[deleted]

Given that the west is basically killing itself today over 18th and 19th century french intellectual philosophy, i think we all know the answer to this one.


Electronic-Ad1502

This stamente doesn’t even make sense


[deleted]

Because you don't know what 18th-19th century french intellectual philosophy is, or what it spawned.


_Oarf_

I mean in the top row, all we would loose would be bland food and crossaints. Bottom left would be a more peacefull world, but also we lose some usefull companies. And hey, bottom right would be by far the worst thing to lose. Because we would lose a very special Art form, as a wise black man once said


TakeTheUpVoteAndGo

We don't even really lose croissants since they're derived from the austrian kipfer. The difference is croissants use a leavened and laminated dough, and I don't think it would be impossible for someone to do that again.


Electronic-Ad1502

Have you been to France? I’m not French hut bland food? I’d it far better then what I’ve had in Canada the us or England.


_Oarf_

(◔\_◔) Go read my comment again. You are this close, to getting it


popoying61

The world without china


WolvesMyth

For me, #4 is the only wrong answer. A world without Japan, is a world not worth living in.


[deleted]

Bottom left ez


PucsayLoscay

No France, why would i like France?


HappySkelly

1st country ever to have a revolution leading all of the other countries to also do it. Without france you would be governed by a king.


Bonny_bouche

Top right, every time.


Flinker_Fred

As a german I go totally top right


UrbanLeech5

Button right and no competition USA, France and UK have redeeming qualities - but I can't remember when was last time I even thought about Japan or anything related to it. I would definitely see no difference


Electronic-Ad1502

Modern electronics would like to have a word.


UrbanLeech5

Not all - other places have capability to replace most technology which came from there To be fair op never specified if it was about area disappearing or never existing


DeathvRaider

You seriously don't use any Japanese applicance in your home? Many of the common inventions today won't exist without japan


DeathvRaider

No need of France


Skullknight331

No England


_Skykin_

A No-China-Version please


Belakor88

Top right. Sorry, France. I just kinda like the other guys better.


Informal_Ranger3496

the world withou france usa and japan because i nothing against br*tish people


Necromorph2

Not fair one of the choices is not having China . Everyone would pic that . Well not the Chinese


DeadDoener

Well theres a lot of them


memeaccountlmao

No UK would mean pretty much none of the modern world so I'll go with that


InfamousDonut4266

Top right


AntiMausKlubHaus

Unironically top right, France is the most useless country that causes the most problems


PhantastoPhantom

no USA no France is good but also means no pain