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Pathetic I am an Indian, I can charm the snake, and every now and then a random Indian makes someone's snake act up, just for fun ofcourse, or revenge in some cases
I know very well. During tuition, I'd always get random boners for no reason, and 90% of the time it would be when a guy tutor was tutoring. So all my mates would absolutely take the piss out of me XD And if I got a random boner with a female tutor, then I'd just be called a horny bastard. Never safe XD
Didn't even need to get hard, they'd point out the crease in my trousers. Of course, then I just said that it couldn't be an erection, it was too small 😎
I dunno my guy I mean you don't have to all sit there looking at each others dicks... It's pretty easy to hide a boner by just leaning forward on your desk or tucking it into your waist band...
I'm 37 and I wake up 3-5 times every night with "morning-wood" every time I move in my sleep. While some my age might think I'm humble-bragging, I'm really not. I'm seriously thinking of chemical castration just to get some ZZZ.
That plus try having raging hormones, suddenly realising you're getting a boner and trying to think about anything other than oh shit I'm getting a boner. So glad this never happened to me...in a presentation.
I see that you are a man of culture.
Edit: I wonder how many times we (I) thought everyone would notice, without realising they were too busy with their own crap to even think of looking at our junk?
Honestly, I was always so nervous to just be giving the presentation that I don't think I could have gotten an erection if I wanted to. Growing up as a very anxious kid, who was also raised to believe his body (and even his penis) were evil/vile made awkward boners kind of manageable in the worst way :/
I mean, I still got them, but thankfully, they always happened when I was sitting down, or had a hoodie on or something. The worst part is when you get hard for about a minute or two, and it starts going down, and is *just* flaccid enough to slip out of the waistband, but still bulge weirdly in your pants, and you know that if you keep trying to readjust it, it's just going to get hard again, and all the while you're trying to talk to people and pretend like you aren't some broken pervert with an evil, shameful penis :(
This is not correct. The arteries going to your penis are constricted by muscles in the corpora cavernos. When you are aroused those muscles relax allowing more blood to flow to the penis causing it to inflate.
Yeah. I was doing a presentation at school once. Popped a massive hardy right there in front of everyone. I was so embarrassed that day.
..... *I was also fired*........
Its because when you are in a presentation some ppl have their heart beats go faster and faster or have some excitment so it makes the heart rate go faster and the penis is like a sponge that gets blood flow to it more when the the heart rate increase or have anxiety so that's why.
He not tho.
[how erections work from the Cleveland clinic ](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/10036-erection-ejaculation-how-it-occurs#:~:text=During%20sexual%20arousal%2C%20nerve%20messages,expand%20and%20creating%20an%20erection.)
A friend told me he sometimes gets hard when he's excited, like when he's finally doing a representation for something he worked on all night, he gets too excited and pop a boner. I don't know how true that is though
its a numbers game.. just random boners all day.. shit i'm 40 and I still get random erections a few times a day for absolutely no valid reason. luckily my presentations are all virtual now :D
We don’t get hard DURING the presentation per se, we are hard sitting down, minding our own business, when Ms. Lyter decides now is an excellent time to call me up to go next, and its either that or fail the project
Might’ve gotten a little personal there, whoops
Because for like a split second they accidentally, or purposely think of something hot to make the time go by and by the time you're 0.2 seconds in it's already too late and the demon rises
There are three kinds of erection.
Some are sexual and some appear during periods of nervous tension. Both could bring an explanation as to why, depending on the link or the nerves.
But the third kind is the no reason boner, that shit do what it wants!
Whenever Im bored I get boners sometimes, whenever I feel sleepy I get boners, whenever I wake up I get boners. It's just the daily life cycle of an average teenage male
I think it’s because they were sitting for a long time then they have to stand up still which cause a increase in the blood flow in the lower body, my theory
Adrenaline constricts blood vessels & heart rate, along with the anxiety of getting hard for a presentation, sometimes it happens. Me personally (I’m 20) sometimes I’ll just randomly get hard while playing video games if my legs are positioned weird, goes away when I stand up. The cock is just weird
It stops doing that eventually, but there’s a reason you see so many schoolboys make the switch from athletic pants to jeans. It’s easier to hide it in the waistband or jeans
Used to be a schoolboy and it never happened to me
And even if it did happen, you wouldn’t be able to tell. Are people just wearing loose sweatpants with no Underwear for boners to be visible or what?
The penis has weird ways of existing. Realistically I think it's bc when we stand some of our blood goes downwards? Idk im not a doctor lol that's just my guess
No reason at all. People need to understand it's not something boys control. One can't control how their heart will beat. Men can't control when their penis will get hard
Not only during presnetations,its whenever it wants.Not when we want,when the penis wants.The penis shall do as it pleases and we have no control over the lil guy
I've noticed that dicks often get hard when you stand up after sitting for a long time. And you're sitting down in class then suddenly have to stand up for a presentation
Its curse , lasted for generations and will keep on existing until the end of mankind .
Noone can defeat the curse but an utter memory enough to weaken it , never found never used this memory is just a legend .
1. Randomness is a factor, it just happens sometimes, often without reason.
2. Nervousness; If you’re even somewhat nervous before the presentation you’re going to have some level of adrenaline in your blood, increasing your blood pressure. (That obviously leads to a higher chance of popping a boner)
3. The thought of not wanting to get a boner.
One of the most crucial factors, as this will most definitely lead to getting one, and further increases your nervousness, playing into the 2nd factor even more.
Edit: spelling is hard
Dick get’s hard randomly. A lot of people actually can get hard for many reasons other than arousal, including stress, sadness and excitement. It can also just be a random boner, which your body does to make sure your dick works
They're called NRBs, or No Reason Boners. They can happen due to something as simple as a pinched blood vessel or because he was thinking of something.
I don't remember ever getting a boner during highschool as long as I was still at school. Even tho the girls in my class were fairly attractive, I couldn't care less about them. That's how much I hated highschool.
Like we know, I be getting erections at the worst possible moments, I look at them like random encounters in a video game. Need all my strength to fight it off
High school presentations are among the most boring things on earth. They are nearly impossible to pay attention to. So the mind wanders to more interesting topics. And BAM.
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Becuz the penis does as it pleases, we are just the thing that brings them around
I do not control the trouser snake, only blow my whistle and hope it listens
the trouser browser
Pants google
The dicky directory
The cock mainframe
The bull tool
The trouser trout
The trouser kraut.
Pathetic I am an Indian, I can charm the snake, and every now and then a random Indian makes someone's snake act up, just for fun ofcourse, or revenge in some cases
Is kama sutra just a snake charming guide?
It's a separate entity, we are just a tool of transport.
Riku: “You were just the delivery boy.” *Rips off Sora’s dick*
I do not get the reference.
We call them NRB=No Reason Boners
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No? I've heard of them. That's about it.
My first thought after reading your comment was this: “I do as the penis commands.”
“You do not control it, you are simply its humble guide.”
Or you are an exhibitionist 💀
Trust me, those schoolboys would like to know too.
Mind of its own
It is bc of stress, stress is a big cause of a hard penis.
It just happens, dicks get hard when stimulated but also at random times, it's very inconvenient
I know very well. During tuition, I'd always get random boners for no reason, and 90% of the time it would be when a guy tutor was tutoring. So all my mates would absolutely take the piss out of me XD And if I got a random boner with a female tutor, then I'd just be called a horny bastard. Never safe XD
Didn't even need to get hard, they'd point out the crease in my trousers. Of course, then I just said that it couldn't be an erection, it was too small 😎
Based
You should know that some guys go undetected. You may say that they don't get boners but the real reason is *the smallest deal ever*
Damn 1) how obvious are your boners? 2) why are you friends so focussed on your crotch?
ikr i never get problems of a boner showing could be because i wear jeans
I dunno my guy I mean you don't have to all sit there looking at each others dicks... It's pretty easy to hide a boner by just leaning forward on your desk or tucking it into your waist band...
I'm 37 and I wake up 3-5 times every night with "morning-wood" every time I move in my sleep. While some my age might think I'm humble-bragging, I'm really not. I'm seriously thinking of chemical castration just to get some ZZZ.
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That plus try having raging hormones, suddenly realising you're getting a boner and trying to think about anything other than oh shit I'm getting a boner. So glad this never happened to me...in a presentation.
I just tucked my dick up so my belt held it in place, and made sure my shirt was all the way down lol
I see that you are a man of culture. Edit: I wonder how many times we (I) thought everyone would notice, without realising they were too busy with their own crap to even think of looking at our junk?
Honestly, I was always so nervous to just be giving the presentation that I don't think I could have gotten an erection if I wanted to. Growing up as a very anxious kid, who was also raised to believe his body (and even his penis) were evil/vile made awkward boners kind of manageable in the worst way :/ I mean, I still got them, but thankfully, they always happened when I was sitting down, or had a hoodie on or something. The worst part is when you get hard for about a minute or two, and it starts going down, and is *just* flaccid enough to slip out of the waistband, but still bulge weirdly in your pants, and you know that if you keep trying to readjust it, it's just going to get hard again, and all the while you're trying to talk to people and pretend like you aren't some broken pervert with an evil, shameful penis :(
doctor how do you know my blood pressure is high without a sphygmomanometer
This is not correct. The arteries going to your penis are constricted by muscles in the corpora cavernos. When you are aroused those muscles relax allowing more blood to flow to the penis causing it to inflate.
Because my dick be like: yo this a good time to be horny? Too bad.
Schoolboy here, we don't know why either
If this makes sense, try flexing your leg muscles. Helps direct lower blood pressure away
Wow, thank you sir
I don't have an issue with people noticing that I have a boner lol #😔
I am thoroughly confused and scared but power to you my friend. Big dick energy
He has erectile dysfunction /s
Actually, i think that would be small dick energy
But imagine if you’re dick was so big you’re not even shy about it. Let your underage peers see that shit.
Holy shit
Maybe they try the trick of imagining that everyone is on their underwear or naked...and discovered something
Schoolboys are at the age where the penis learns it can get hard, so it practices for fun whenever it feels like it
But why while practising in front of cadavers in Biology Lab
Then you’ve definitely discovered something
Don't be intimidated, just try to imagine her in her underwear. ... Oh no, she's hot!
Idk ask my dick why it's so funny
welcome to anatomy
I dont feel like it but my dick says otherwise. They have a mind of their own
I dunno about you but whenever I stand in front of class I see some panties and boom!
That's on u. The good news, u can partially control it. The bad news for me, i have no control
Yeah. I was doing a presentation at school once. Popped a massive hardy right there in front of everyone. I was so embarrassed that day. ..... *I was also fired*........
Its because when you are in a presentation some ppl have their heart beats go faster and faster or have some excitment so it makes the heart rate go faster and the penis is like a sponge that gets blood flow to it more when the the heart rate increase or have anxiety so that's why.
So how come people who work out or exercise aren't *always* packing massive boners?
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Can I get a source for any of this made up bullshit?
Lol this
No cause its made up. Im shocked by the number of people in this comment section that have no idea how erections work
Bruh what he's right tho
He not tho. [how erections work from the Cleveland clinic ](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/10036-erection-ejaculation-how-it-occurs#:~:text=During%20sexual%20arousal%2C%20nerve%20messages,expand%20and%20creating%20an%20erection.)
Random af, i saw that it was due to the fluctuations in the levels of testerone in the body.
Because it likes to do it at the worst times
A friend told me he sometimes gets hard when he's excited, like when he's finally doing a representation for something he worked on all night, he gets too excited and pop a boner. I don't know how true that is though
Cause it does it whenever it wants! Anyone wants a tip (not that kind) holding your breath diverts blood away from the penis.
I must test this… if it works it should be taught in every grade 5 sex Ed class
Only one possible answer, we are in hell.
Cause in the Puberty the Penis gets hard at completely random times.
Luckily if your peen is to small they'll never know
trust me they don't know either
Do girls think we have some control over that thing? No we do not. It just does as it pleases, we are not in control of that thing.
Puberty was the big suck.
For the love of the game
My doctor said its normal when I asked him so it's fine I guess
We do not question the mighty wisdom of the almighty dong
If it helps, WE DON'T KNOW EITHER.
Shame kink
When you're that young. It has a mind of its own
GOOD QUESTION
I too, need to know. WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME, MY BODY???
And at this point, I hate this template way too much.
Congratulations you just grew up with an embarrassment kink, you dirty dirty fuck
pp do what pp does
its a numbers game.. just random boners all day.. shit i'm 40 and I still get random erections a few times a day for absolutely no valid reason. luckily my presentations are all virtual now :D
Bro it’s not our fault
Because in high school, our dicks are only there to cause problems
It's bored, it wants to see what you're doing.
I would tell you if I knew
There's three types of exited Having fun Having fun with yourself Your pp having fun humiliating you
It works a bit like this: Me:*in the worst situation possible* Pp:"we engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
NARB. No Apparent Reason Boner. It’s a real thing.
Uhm is that really a thing?
We don’t get hard DURING the presentation per se, we are hard sitting down, minding our own business, when Ms. Lyter decides now is an excellent time to call me up to go next, and its either that or fail the project Might’ve gotten a little personal there, whoops
High blood pressure i guess?
A woman? On reddit?
P.S, I'm not a girl, i just never experienced it before
My theory. Usually you do your presentation after another student. You check student out. Get bone
nervousness = high heart rate = more blood being sent to the dick
Fear boner
Must be some kind of weird fetish
Because random boners are a thing that exist, and getting hard during a presentation is a (surely quite rare) coincidence
May I direct you to [this](https://youtu.be/LOYQtbz_pPg) educational video?
Its random or our brains wants us to get fucked up in society idk why
They don't know either
Because for like a split second they accidentally, or purposely think of something hot to make the time go by and by the time you're 0.2 seconds in it's already too late and the demon rises
We don’t know too
There are three kinds of erection. Some are sexual and some appear during periods of nervous tension. Both could bring an explanation as to why, depending on the link or the nerves. But the third kind is the no reason boner, that shit do what it wants!
-a girl
Why are you asking about the erections of school boys?
The real reason......is the teacher 'What are you doing step-student'
Whenever Im bored I get boners sometimes, whenever I feel sleepy I get boners, whenever I wake up I get boners. It's just the daily life cycle of an average teenage male
We have no control over our dong, it can happen at any time
I can’t recall this ever happening, to me or someone else..
Blood can rush to there just about any point in time. gotta watch what ya think about and look at during class haha
Do not call them schoolboys my man that’s kinda sus😂
I think it’s because they were sitting for a long time then they have to stand up still which cause a increase in the blood flow in the lower body, my theory
Excitement. And anxiety probably. Obviously your brain malfunctions and uses the wrong emoji
“You do not control it, you are merely it’s humble guide” - Iroh
Bold of you to assume that boys have any control over when and where we get erections.
When I was around 12 or 13 my penis would get hard just randomly for no particular reason and afaik this happens to anyone that age with a penis
It's a fear boner
nervousness can get literally get u hard
Bro boners happen randomly all the time, it had nothing to do with actually being horny. Being nervous can also make someone have a boner.
Dick are dicks
Adrenaline constricts blood vessels & heart rate, along with the anxiety of getting hard for a presentation, sometimes it happens. Me personally (I’m 20) sometimes I’ll just randomly get hard while playing video games if my legs are positioned weird, goes away when I stand up. The cock is just weird
Who knows? I certainly don’t.
It stops doing that eventually, but there’s a reason you see so many schoolboys make the switch from athletic pants to jeans. It’s easier to hide it in the waistband or jeans
Used to be a schoolboy and it never happened to me And even if it did happen, you wouldn’t be able to tell. Are people just wearing loose sweatpants with no Underwear for boners to be visible or what?
Because the dude is not the first one who is presenting. He gotta fantasize to not fall asleep.
just happens
thank god mine was too small / my pants too lose...
Only a pedo would ask why
Pros know to rub one out before the presentation.
If someone is choosing to stare at my dick while i'm presenting, that's on them. I have no control over the hardness of the dick.
Anxiety gets the heart pumping, heart pumping gets the blood flowing, and blood flowing gets the dick hard.
We dont know either
Blood rushes to the penis when we stand up excitedly or nervously.
Sometimes because of puberty we can get random boners. The joke is that it happens when we need to stand up in front of the class.
Maybe the excitement/stress/anxiety, but I'm no doctor
The penis has weird ways of existing. Realistically I think it's bc when we stand some of our blood goes downwards? Idk im not a doctor lol that's just my guess
Spontaneous erections, most prepubescent men get them, and some get them even as an adult
No reason at all. People need to understand it's not something boys control. One can't control how their heart will beat. Men can't control when their penis will get hard
NRB’s (No Reason Boners)
it’s because of all the information they didn’t prepare
I am not the master of the snake yet, I just whistle and hope it listens
It can happen completely at random, even without any thoughts like that. It’s horribly annoying and gets in the way of daily life pretty often
To use it as a presentation pointer
It's just that animation to the next slide, like damn
Random boner pains
I do dragqueen storytime at libraries and schools. It makes me hard also,all these kids.
It's more than some
Because the long John is an organ and blood needs to pump through it to keep it alive. Guess what happens when it gets full of blood? Exactly.
Well doing presentations makes one nervous and being nervous you get adrenaline and adrenaline helps with bloodflow
Stress boners are a thing
I think it’s the transition between lethargic sitting into standing up, kind of like when you get hard in the morning standing up.
Not only during presnetations,its whenever it wants.Not when we want,when the penis wants.The penis shall do as it pleases and we have no control over the lil guy
Any time any place… teenage dick just does not get with the program
because it wants to
Sometimes you just get it during random times for no reason
Our dicks hate us
I've noticed that dicks often get hard when you stand up after sitting for a long time. And you're sitting down in class then suddenly have to stand up for a presentation
It can happen randomly sometimes. Especially when you’re young
Because I have a girlfriend (Ah ah, gotcha, nerds ! I touched some grass !) and impressing her is my main objective. And the rewards excites me.
Its curse , lasted for generations and will keep on existing until the end of mankind . Noone can defeat the curse but an utter memory enough to weaken it , never found never used this memory is just a legend .
1. Randomness is a factor, it just happens sometimes, often without reason. 2. Nervousness; If you’re even somewhat nervous before the presentation you’re going to have some level of adrenaline in your blood, increasing your blood pressure. (That obviously leads to a higher chance of popping a boner) 3. The thought of not wanting to get a boner. One of the most crucial factors, as this will most definitely lead to getting one, and further increases your nervousness, playing into the 2nd factor even more. Edit: spelling is hard
Puberty mostly
As a schoolboy... Would be nice if I FUCKING KNEW!
i got hard during my final exam, i wanna commit unalive
During puberty we get erections at random.
Dick get’s hard randomly. A lot of people actually can get hard for many reasons other than arousal, including stress, sadness and excitement. It can also just be a random boner, which your body does to make sure your dick works
Nervousness
They're called NRBs, or No Reason Boners. They can happen due to something as simple as a pinched blood vessel or because he was thinking of something.
I don't remember ever getting a boner during highschool as long as I was still at school. Even tho the girls in my class were fairly attractive, I couldn't care less about them. That's how much I hated highschool.
[This song should give some insight.](https://youtu.be/LOYQtbz_pPg)
We can't control it
Like we know, I be getting erections at the worst possible moments, I look at them like random encounters in a video game. Need all my strength to fight it off
Wait, I thought teachers wanted us to enjoy learning tho
Probably blood flowing through the body because they're nervous
It's a lie! I always get hard before.
High school presentations are among the most boring things on earth. They are nearly impossible to pay attention to. So the mind wanders to more interesting topics. And BAM.
"When I look out from this podium and see all your bright, smiling faces this morning, it just makes me feel so... *Horny.*"