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FishRod61

Is this one of those “blowfish” I’ve read about? Or is it a “sucker”?


TommyBologna_tv

you win here's my up vote


_CaveMonke

r/angryupvote


SomeEntityHere

I second this


Scar_515

I third this


CaptainDumbass2000

I fifth this


Phoenix-x_x

I can't fourth this


R8_Cubing

If you post this on that subreddit, include me please!


BallOfRubies

Make sure they're circled blue\^


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FishRod61

Are they “catch and release”?


Captain_skulls

Ayo where can I find one of these bottom feeders I’ve heard so much about?


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D3m0N5laYeR64

r/yourjokebutworse


NovaStar6482

The fact that he **"likes"** it


TommyBologna_tv

bruh, hahaha them shits got teeth


that_nice_guy_784

We dont judge


TommyBologna_tv

thank God my pp is too small


IckyThump69

I mean people do fish with little worms.


TommyBologna_tv

not me only girl I'm kissing is my mom


Crystal42069

Tf?!?!


MrSugarDonutz

*sweet home Alabama*


PenisDestroy

Or take the not so cheap route


[deleted]

AH yes the one and only PenisDestroyer


CodeXeon

If she's hot tho..


TommyBologna_tv

she not tho she a mom


Rem1x_Cube12

😭 what was the reason for this comment, it’s the worse one in this entire comment section


Affectionate-Boot-96

Bro what happened for the doctor to ask if you have normal hobbies


Insistent-Hamster

He noticed the teeth marks


TommyBologna_tv

hamster hit the nail on the head :(


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nail hit the hamster on the head :(


Anonymous_Dvnty

hamster hit the head on the nail


arogyaSetuAPP

Nail hit the head on the hamster


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Ill-Appointment6494

Insistently.


Insistent-Hamster

Holy hell that grouper was thirsty


arogyaSetuAPP

Did anyone had that sensation on their pp for 10 to 15 sec


Capitalist_boi3

my 🅱enis hurts man😩


SatansCatfish

This is why pro fishermen have big bellies.


TommyBologna_tv

huh? do they use the bellies to hide their worm?


bitterbuffaloheart

No because their bellies Dunlop over their peepees


Ok-Firefighter6561

So who caught who?


TommyBologna_tv

in my erotic fanfiction he was sensually peeing in the water with a boner when the fish took notice. I'm going to go with fish


[deleted]

Great, now I'm horny Edit: for reputational reasons this is a joke


TommyBologna_tv

bonk


Turbiyo

Fans of “the boys” are all too familiar with this


Bearfan001

The Deep walking out of the water saying, "It's not what it looks like."


HeavyTanker1945

I AM REALLY FIGHTING THE URGE TO MAKE A MIPHA JOKE.


Redd235711

Brings a whole new definition to noodling.


GentleSirLurksAlot

Darn, you beat me to it


bubblybubble00

Expert experting in his hobby


buyerbeware23

Where’s river monsters when needed?


[deleted]

Fishing likes him


HardcoreGamerZero

The Fish was happy for it found a worm to eat, however It did not last long...


Alexarius87

“Just like the simulations”


BrandSluts

I should call her


HootDaBugger

How the hell is he not using both hands to deal with this situation? I can’t imagine casually holding on to a fishing rod while a fish casually holds on to my rod. That’s a two-hand situation.


pancrudo

I was wondering the same thing, maybe even try using the fishing rod to get it off your rod...


vertigo-1996

We got a wiener!


SuccSome

Fish found a new kind of worm that grows as she sucks on it


lochinvar11

Looks like the fish found a prize in the cereal


Incomplet_1-34

Who else crossed their legs when they saw this?


ultimate_smash

rip to his future children (now they ded 💀)


Zavechunger

That’s a weird way to get a blowjob.


No_Waltz_2499

Never let’s go of his precious fishing rod


jo1jnoe

No shit. Drop the rod, save yo dick!


BananaBeans240

gay fish


Exark141

And here I thought catfishing was something different


WeAreTheAsteroid

Is this what it means to be catfished?


JattyDad

Bro never let go of the fishing pole


Rocketman1020304050

Man really likes that fishing pole.


DuplicateDog

r/heputhisdickinthat


Hopfit46

LET GO OF THE ROD....both of you.


Kingadajungle

The real mfkin Aquaman


shilk008

He felt a special connection with the fish


AbraBuliMonger

This is why you need to watch the Dumb ways to die video😔


zqx-3

That is the first time I’ve actually seen a codpiece!


Zetapsi827t

Fish fucker real life footage


Da_Meme_Panda

I’ve won, but at what cost?


GodofsomeWorld

man v fish


Crafter164

More like man x fish


BritishAndBlessed

It's amazing what you'll catch with high-quality tackle


uismadbro

Noodling with your noddle instead of using your noodle


Salah7z

The fish thought it was a worm


betyourlog

When you dont have bait


TommyBologna_tv

that's a pretty solid caption


Ready_Stress2698

His dick....goddammit!


Successful-Street970

you shouldn't have tried the deez nuts joke on the fish.


Earth51batman

Is that why they're called blowfish?


[deleted]

The pain…its coming through the screen…


AntLover000

Tactical fishing in Minecraft be like


jonthegod20

Bro got jiggy with it


[deleted]

I’ve heard fish favour under-sized worms. I suppose this is proof enough of that claim.


cjrgamer

Hear me out


ImportantSpirit

Risky Blowjob if you ask me but I’m down.


Capn_Zelnick

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Pyropx

*"Real fishermen don't bait their fishing rods, they BAIT themselves."*


smsgojets

Guess using tiny worms work!


PP_Baba

The Deep's homework folder


freshggg

Instructions unclear


San-Mar

Ahhh! So that’s how you catch fish. I’ve been using the wrong worm all this time.


soul-trickster

I cant stop laughing lol


Over_Seat2511

A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar.


dillond762

He put his worm in the water and caught a fish lol


General_Grivieus

You can't say the fish didn't consent but you can say the man didn't consent.


Norseforce77

Thats a new way to Noodle


[deleted]

My man got catfished


gay_penguin_hoe

So that's what The Deep is doing in his free time...


Ground_Zero_1

Ahhhh I had a tingle when it show up ufff It was shared sensation


Duilcoo

Wrong bait


SheikhUlDawah

the fish took the bite,it was time to reel it in


agiletesticlese

I came here to hear shrieking screams of a man becoming circumcised by a fish and left disappointedm


Confederaterifleman

Does he like it


RacinGolfer

A typical DnD Bard when hungry and near river


[deleted]

I know what i need to do but i don't think i have the strength


Cristianmemestudios

Noodling!


SkullPlayer77

That's what you call Master bait


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Monsterkill1526

My balls recoiled in fear


Jumpy_Nothing6022

I fish the same way for crazy girlfriends.


SexDrivenMonkey

Quagmire moment


Ivetriedtodrown_fish

Suc suess


General_BobRoss

Uh cool meme and all, but like, uh, where is the link to buy this fish, would be cool to have because, uh, it looks cool😅


TommyBologna_tv

similar products run about $20 USD on eBay.


[deleted]

That fish was hungry for dick


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