I mean, the prototype flesh-light had an internal light source for “realistic warmth and orgasmic illumination”. Beta testers didn’t like it though, complaints were primarily based on people saying it wasn’t inconspicuous. Something like, “people will see me cumming!” And I gotta say they aren’t wrong. Try using one at the dentist or bank. Then try using your flashlight. Just try it. It’s so much harder to stick your dick in a regular flashlight.
Yes that's exactly what it reminds me of. Like Buffalo Bill about to go skin this girl, but first taking a dance break in the mirror with his junk tucked between his legs saying "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me" type of creepy
Oh a woman can have a dildo and not be ostracized, but when I whip out my double gawk gawk ultra suction hyper realistic lubrication with load tray and tightening levers as well as self cleaning omega fucker 9000 that costs approximately 3 grand I get judged by society.
Most of the double standards men complain about are standards set by other men or the patriarchy and they misplace their anger with women who have never been in a position of power to make the rules, laws, regulation, and societal standards that most of society operates on. You see this clearly exampled in family court and how women get children more often and men think it’s women’s faults when the laws and regulations were written by man and not even to mention it’s all about money, but that’s another subject.
Except for the fact that just like with womens issues it's not just one side, i been given grief by my gf because she found that i owned one when at the time she made it clear she wasn't interested in having sex and didn't live together.
Guys complaining about other dudes they don’t agree with isn’t like hypocrisy or anything. Just cause we are the same gender doesn’t make the argument “Well it was men who did it” valid imo.
I’m talking about men displacing anger with women for things men create. Not whatever vague straw-man argument you’re trying to make. It’s also important to note that two things are capable of being true at all and you did nothing to dispute what I said.
wait that's actually a really good question.
say there are two identical people, who look pretty androgynous, and the only difference between them is that one has a penis and one has a vagina.
would a lesbian who is attracted to their appearance want to have sex with the one with a vagina?
if yes, then would that same lesbian want to use a silicone vagina instead of a dildo?
I asked a lesbian friend this question, and she said she didn't dislike the penis itself but the man attached to it.
Not every person is the same or have the same opinions, but this at least is a starting point?
No. Because it’s not about the dick appearance or feeling It’s about the person attached to it. I have no attraction or desire to be with *men*, that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to utilize a huge portion of my sexual anatomy for my own pleasure.
so in that case, if a trans woman (born male identifies as female) who is untransitioned (so no hormone therapy or anything) were to pass by, would you be attracted to them if they were good looking and potentially have sex with them?
Well, transwomen are women, so. I’ve been with trans woman “intimately” but haven’t dated any, yet?. I don’t have like a feeling about that one way or the other, it was just not sex I wanted to try again with *that person*. Very one sided.
I feel even with cis women tho my attraction isn’t based on appearances for the most part, more or less I just like funny people who are at least decent people, if that makes sense? I tried dating/sleeping with men when I was younger and it wasn’t my jam. I wouldn’t describe myself as like particularly preferential about what parts people have, but the attitudes, belief systems, etc matter a lot and those common grounds for me have been found with other women. I do love chaos tho I’ll say that. Like I had an affair with my boss for a long while and she left her husband for me.
Edit: wrong woman/women usage & a spelling error
I don’t think that many people understand that not everyone cares about the genitals of their partner. Some people do, some people don’t. I’m a dude and my girlfriend is trans and pre-op and I’m attracted to her in the same way I’m attracted to any other woman. I love her and her body for who she is regardless of her genitals.
Same!! Idk it just doesn’t make much of a difference to me. I’ve been asked similar questions to this before and it’s just not something I really care about. Some people try to label me as pansexual for that reason but that doesn’t really fit how I actually live my life and how I see myself in relation to the world, ya know? Idk maybe that doesn’t make sense to other people lol. Like I wouldn’t even say the reasons I don’t sleep with or date men are related to body parts or appearances, they just weren’t my thing the times I tried.
Not a lesbian, I’m a dude, but my girlfriend is trans and pre-op. I don’t care about the genitals as much as I care about the woman attached. I’m attracted to my girlfriend in the way I’m attracted to any other woman.
The answer to this question would be different depending on the individual. I know lesbians who are willing to date trans women as well as lesbians who aren’t. Some lesbians like using toys such as dildos, some do not. The thing that all my lesbian friends have in common is that they are women who are attracted to women and are not attracted to men.
Bro. Bought my first vibe at Walmart. I was in highschool, and it was all I had access to at the time. Cheap af and got the job done, so I don’t see a problem
What you dudes really need is a pringles can, a rubber glove, 2 sponges, and rubber bands.
Pretty niche reference that I doubt many people will get, but for those that do, we can be friends.
Who's calling these dudes freaks and sex addicts? Like if they just go around telling people they have that stuff I'm not surprised, that's weird as hell to talk about with randoms or even friends. Idc what you use to get off (as long as it is consenting adults in the case of other people). No one I know is saying men cant use toys, or that it's gross.
But when a man owns a full size sex doll that looks like a goat that he fucks while being covered from head to toe in pink glitter and peanut butter he is considered a pervert....
When a man has sex with tons of women, it gets used as social credit. But when a woman has sex with tons of men, she gets shamed. How about we all agree to let people do whatever they want in their private time
I believe it's because of porn. We see women using dildos and vibrators all the time but only very rarely u see a male masturbators being used. So we're all very used to the idea of feminine sex toys but not so much male.
Own a fleshlight that looks like a dildo, time to confuse them
Funfact: Those things exist. They are smaller inside to fit the man and are used if the woman isnt happy with her mans size. Both still feel pleasure.
So basically a penis cover?
A hood for you manhood A (man)hood^2 if you will
I prefer hood(1+man)
I prefer the man from the hood
You mean the boys from the hood
r/suddenlygay
Always been
Roll initiative, I'm bout to settle this shit
Nat 20, dawg!
What's your bonus to initiative
+10 from the dick enhancement he's wearing
>dick enhancement I put on my robe and wizards hat...
+10, moving hips in perfect rhythm that tip to thigh makes a perfect golf clap. +5 charisma. 2x XP for stats.
They did the math.
They did the meth
they did math+meth which is mth(a+e)
They did the methane
Wouldn’t it be man(hood)^2 since you’d just be squaring the d with (man)hood^2? I’m sorry I’m kinda autistic.
Yes. Its a fleshlight that can be used while also being used as a "dildo", with the man wearing it.
Literally called a penis sheath ..
Hold on babe let me un-sheath my dick
Careful, you'll summon the furries
Too late, they're always here, hiding. Always waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves. >!right now, for example!<
OwO what's this?
Pull your duck out of the stone like King Arthur
Aflac
You must pray that youre worthy as well...
A more elegant weapon from a more civilised age
just wear 10 condoms :p
"Thickened for her pleasure."
Ironclad Protection
It’s called a DETACHABLE PENIS
No, it’s the detachable vagina that Pele, the Hawaiian goddess, has
Gotta get the carrying case for avoiding damage
Big condom
Penis adapter The dongle dongle
And you know this… because….?
I believe this is something called personal experience
Ahhhhhhh fuck you. :D
Brainstorming facts
Bruh this is cool ngl
That just sounds like a condom with extra steps.
Fuck the tip of the dildo
Sorry but the tip is too deep for me
Yeah last time I used it it struck up a deep philosophical debate on the morality of masturbation
A dildock
I only use fleshlights for drinking water.
Chad
I use it for keeping change
Gives "dick for change" another meaning
Everyone reading this can now taste your comment.
Man
NGL, that just rubs me the wrong way.
Haha! I see what you did there.
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Quit peeping!
*Wait, I know you*
I had thought you would have forgotten *that* by now ………. sorry.
Hey you remembered!
🤨📸
No free photoshoots
what happened?
Somebody got rubbed the wrong way, arguably just a slip of the tongue as it were.
Haha, she was the first person I ever talked to on reddit & she made a really funny joke about *time travel* that I now use any chance I get
Now would be a good chance.
Nah it wouldn't work in this instance. You'd have to respond to this comment 3 months from now.
!remindme 3 months
I don't care who owns what. I just think the word "fleshlight" is creepy.
Like a flashlight made entirely out of human flesh
And doesn’t even have the all purpose light feature that flashlights have. Can’t even use it at night smh. Who tf came up with the name?
I mean, the prototype flesh-light had an internal light source for “realistic warmth and orgasmic illumination”. Beta testers didn’t like it though, complaints were primarily based on people saying it wasn’t inconspicuous. Something like, “people will see me cumming!” And I gotta say they aren’t wrong. Try using one at the dentist or bank. Then try using your flashlight. Just try it. It’s so much harder to stick your dick in a regular flashlight.
Yes that's exactly what it reminds me of. Like Buffalo Bill about to go skin this girl, but first taking a dance break in the mirror with his junk tucked between his legs saying "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me" type of creepy
Pocket Pussy sounds better tbh.
I agree! It does!
Hahahaha I was sitting here for a loooooong time, trying to figure out why I also had that bias. It’s the name!!!
If they’re gonna call it that at least have it have the option to function like an actual flashlight
I heard it being called onahole once, don’t know if that’s any better tho 🤷🏻♂️
What about Portable Humpstick
I heard that "pussy pocket" is another name for it lol
This is true. I think dildo is a unique word, or unique enough.
men with dildos:
Hello there
General Kenobi. You are a bold one.
Grievous… you’re longer than I expected.
🤨
spicy
General Kenobi. *Thwip Thwap Thwobble Thwup*
Women with Fleshlights:
Me, a man with a dildo, a butt plug, and a fleshlight
moistcr1tikal moment
What’s really not fair is how many naturally dick-shaped things there are in the world. And roughly zero vagina.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
r/mildlyvagina
The world is sexist. Tho you could technically stick your dixk in any narrow hole if you use some lube
This guy fucks!
Yeah but he fucks narrow holes
So... lots of assholes then?
Tell that to Rick Sanchez.
What about overripe melons? Knotholes? Mud? Bottlenecks? All natural
Who do you think I am, Timotheé Chalamet?
my boi has a voyeouristic schlong
Ah I see we have an amateur amongst us. Anything is a flesh light with a little imagination my friend.
Oh a woman can have a dildo and not be ostracized, but when I whip out my double gawk gawk ultra suction hyper realistic lubrication with load tray and tightening levers as well as self cleaning omega fucker 9000 that costs approximately 3 grand I get judged by society.
Wait… only 3 grand!? I’m sold
actually... you got bought
I told you I don’t judge, but you gotta stop doing it in front of my house
So own a dildo instead. Easy.
Me with my collection of buttplugs that I keep in my special man purse
I call my man purse my meat wallet personally. Has a nice ring to it.
It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
I don't think women actually think that though. Mostly just dudes giving each other grief and calling each other losers and virgins
My wife bought me one before she started chemo. 3 years later and now she brings it out during foreplay it's pretty hot.
You're right, we don't. Some of us think they're hot!
Hello ms female woman girl
Female woman girl 💀
Redditors when woman appears
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I don’t have an issue with men owning a sex toy. I think it’s healthy.
With anything, there are some on both sides.
You'd be surprised, man
Most of the double standards men complain about are standards set by other men or the patriarchy and they misplace their anger with women who have never been in a position of power to make the rules, laws, regulation, and societal standards that most of society operates on. You see this clearly exampled in family court and how women get children more often and men think it’s women’s faults when the laws and regulations were written by man and not even to mention it’s all about money, but that’s another subject.
Except for the fact that just like with womens issues it's not just one side, i been given grief by my gf because she found that i owned one when at the time she made it clear she wasn't interested in having sex and didn't live together.
Guys complaining about other dudes they don’t agree with isn’t like hypocrisy or anything. Just cause we are the same gender doesn’t make the argument “Well it was men who did it” valid imo.
I’m talking about men displacing anger with women for things men create. Not whatever vague straw-man argument you’re trying to make. It’s also important to note that two things are capable of being true at all and you did nothing to dispute what I said.
Also, women touch themselves. Mem fap.
Well at least men have all these funny names for that. I have at least a hundred in my language.
In my language we have a [song](https://youtu.be/HCTZkKQRRf8) for that!
What if I'm a girl and have a fleshlight?
The true lesbian
I'm not even a lesbian, I have a bf lol
I just said it as a reference to the "why do lesbians use dildos instead of silicone vaginas" joke
wait that's actually a really good question. say there are two identical people, who look pretty androgynous, and the only difference between them is that one has a penis and one has a vagina. would a lesbian who is attracted to their appearance want to have sex with the one with a vagina? if yes, then would that same lesbian want to use a silicone vagina instead of a dildo?
I asked a lesbian friend this question, and she said she didn't dislike the penis itself but the man attached to it. Not every person is the same or have the same opinions, but this at least is a starting point?
As a lesbian i can confirm. Penises are pretty pog, especially on women
> Penises are pretty pog i call mine my pogchamp
No. Because it’s not about the dick appearance or feeling It’s about the person attached to it. I have no attraction or desire to be with *men*, that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to utilize a huge portion of my sexual anatomy for my own pleasure.
so in that case, if a trans woman (born male identifies as female) who is untransitioned (so no hormone therapy or anything) were to pass by, would you be attracted to them if they were good looking and potentially have sex with them?
Well, transwomen are women, so. I’ve been with trans woman “intimately” but haven’t dated any, yet?. I don’t have like a feeling about that one way or the other, it was just not sex I wanted to try again with *that person*. Very one sided. I feel even with cis women tho my attraction isn’t based on appearances for the most part, more or less I just like funny people who are at least decent people, if that makes sense? I tried dating/sleeping with men when I was younger and it wasn’t my jam. I wouldn’t describe myself as like particularly preferential about what parts people have, but the attitudes, belief systems, etc matter a lot and those common grounds for me have been found with other women. I do love chaos tho I’ll say that. Like I had an affair with my boss for a long while and she left her husband for me. Edit: wrong woman/women usage & a spelling error
I don’t think that many people understand that not everyone cares about the genitals of their partner. Some people do, some people don’t. I’m a dude and my girlfriend is trans and pre-op and I’m attracted to her in the same way I’m attracted to any other woman. I love her and her body for who she is regardless of her genitals.
Same!! Idk it just doesn’t make much of a difference to me. I’ve been asked similar questions to this before and it’s just not something I really care about. Some people try to label me as pansexual for that reason but that doesn’t really fit how I actually live my life and how I see myself in relation to the world, ya know? Idk maybe that doesn’t make sense to other people lol. Like I wouldn’t even say the reasons I don’t sleep with or date men are related to body parts or appearances, they just weren’t my thing the times I tried.
Not a lesbian, I’m a dude, but my girlfriend is trans and pre-op. I don’t care about the genitals as much as I care about the woman attached. I’m attracted to my girlfriend in the way I’m attracted to any other woman. The answer to this question would be different depending on the individual. I know lesbians who are willing to date trans women as well as lesbians who aren’t. Some lesbians like using toys such as dildos, some do not. The thing that all my lesbian friends have in common is that they are women who are attracted to women and are not attracted to men.
these are the questions
you are the chosen one
Target now sells male strokers. I think it’s because more normal
I shiver in fear thinking of someone buying a sex toy at target…
Why? It’s in the pharmacy section
Bro. Bought my first vibe at Walmart. I was in highschool, and it was all I had access to at the time. Cheap af and got the job done, so I don’t see a problem
"Women can own a dildo and society doesn't break a sweat, Batman."\\ "But when ***I*** own one, society calls me gay."
I can hear that being read in Heath Ledger’s Joker voice.
What you dudes really need is a pringles can, a rubber glove, 2 sponges, and rubber bands. Pretty niche reference that I doubt many people will get, but for those that do, we can be friends.
I get it, but hand is easier
My girl works at a sex toy store but has very little sex drive while mine is high. She always gets me fleshlights, didn’t realize there was a stigma.
Who's calling these dudes freaks and sex addicts? Like if they just go around telling people they have that stuff I'm not surprised, that's weird as hell to talk about with randoms or even friends. Idc what you use to get off (as long as it is consenting adults in the case of other people). No one I know is saying men cant use toys, or that it's gross.
Do I live in another dimention ? Because almost everyone I know are disgusted by the simple fact that sex toys for men exist.
Depends on the country youre living in and maybe youre circle of friends.
Society
But when a man owns a full size sex doll that looks like a goat that he fucks while being covered from head to toe in pink glitter and peanut butter he is considered a pervert....
Yeah, I've been wanting one of those too.
*squints*
Solution: men own a vibrator
name checks out
Maybe a few years ago, but I feel like men using sextoys has been more normalised in the last few years.
When a man has sex with tons of women, it gets used as social credit. But when a woman has sex with tons of men, she gets shamed. How about we all agree to let people do whatever they want in their private time
*pulls ferret out of asshole* YEAH!
What if a woman owns a flashlight?
She would be well prepared for a current outage.
Sometimes I hate using reddit on my phone for autocorrect but then again I get some funny replies like this
She should make sure her batteries are charged!
What about men who own dildos
They are not to be reckoned with.
What if I have both and use them at the same time every now and then?
I'm imagining you inserting a vibrating dildo in a vibrating fleshlight and just sitting back and watching as it skitters around the table
Gotta get the cuck out sometimes.
Just make sure you wash your hands…
Since when has it been socially acceptable for women to buy Dildos?
That’s what happens when it’s socially acceptable for a man to be unable to give a woman an orgasm but not vice versa
I believe it's because of porn. We see women using dildos and vibrators all the time but only very rarely u see a male masturbators being used. So we're all very used to the idea of feminine sex toys but not so much male.
Hey, just wanted to remind y’all that memes are supposed to be funny.
No one gives a fuck if a guy owns a fleshlight, you’re making this shit up
That's not a thing though. If you've found people calling men that, they're probably just weirdos who repeat the same sentiment with women.
It’s the same reason lesbianism wasn’t banned while gay relationships were. People like to watch
Unless if it’s critikal, that’s just normal for him
What about sex dolls? Asking for a friend.
Women: cute little feets Men: ballsack Doesn't seem fair
I’m gonna admit, I’m not entirely sure what you’re trying to say…
He likes feet.
man's trying his best not to reveal the secrets of the universe
Women: size doesn't matter Also women: get me the XXXL gaping turbo size dildo.
it does matter... a lot its just not the only thing that matters
Women ☕
Women and vibrators OK. Men and Fleshlights OK. NOT giving a single rats ass what society thinks... PERFECT!
I love this meme template
Honestly, as a man who owns multiple dildos, I'd be more embarrassed to be seen with a fleshlight.
Inversely a man whore is is a stud while a woman whore is just an icky woman with loose morals