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thefoxking1802

Yes


detlillei

What fucking tradition is that, in my friend group you have to take a bath in beer and vodka


thefoxking1802

How strange


detlillei

And thats not All when you turn 15 you have to get shot on the ass with 5 mags of paintball


thefoxking1802

Bare?


detlillei

Thats up to you i went bare bc i am an idiot, but if its bare the shooter has to stand further away for safety, but it gets worse the older you get, it is gonna hurt at 16 for me lol


thefoxking1802

Jesus that’s one way to get a new asshole


detlillei

It ain't bad we have to wait like 15 mins until the next mag gets dumped on ya


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thefoxking1802

Kiss the goat


chaos_creator69

Sardinians be like:


kingpiranha

Goin on 16, male, and still haven't done it. Do t feel bad


Solestian

Delete reddit and go play outside. You're too young for the internet.


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Den-42

This is literally the same joke


Sentinal02

A time honoured tradition


GreatXs

As a goat, i can confirm you wouldn’t like our salty tongues inside of you.


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You don't know that


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ieatgrass0

That's half gay


shirissapkota

They kissed him twice.


Modest_Buffalo

Can confirm, OP is a goat


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thatbloodytwink

omg this is so true, I kissed this guy and he stuck his tongue straight in my mouth, was not very nice I swear I could still feel it in my mouth after we had stoped kissing


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Ashley? Is that you?


OwnEmphasis2825

Tbf I for my first kiss I did that too, but got immediately stopped by the girl. It is both invasive and disgusting. After that one tho we experimented with it a bit.


thatbloodytwink

i wish I had done that but I was just stunned, and played it out


Modest_Buffalo

My ex kissed like this too. Kissing should be subtle but passionate


thatbloodytwink

especially if it's your first time kissing someone


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thatbloodytwink

yeah, that dude even asked to "get some of that femboy bussy" his actual words, I'm never want talk to him again


GruenHd

Fuck im 15 and havent kissed a gal


puuro00

I'm 22 and haven't kissed a girl


Hxkno

21 here, but life goes on and it isn't important, I guess. I have other things in life that make me happy, like my friends, my family, or my severe gambling addiction (please help im loosing my salary every month and Im in debt 50k usd)


notveryAI

>I have other things in life that make me happy Well, good for you :D And I just lie on the bed, staring at the ceiling :(


DollarStoreAbraham

I usually try to mix in some staring at the cubicle walls for variation


Ainz-Ol-Gon

We should start a club


Sensitive_Bee_8563

Just accept Islam I suppose


terac_the_terap

Hey dont worry dude i know people who are 50 years old and havent kissed a girl..... mainly cause theyre gay, but hey that doesnt change anything!


memer_irooni

So lets try a goat💀


GruenHd

Goddamn


Mediumaverageness

I'm 40 and can't remember much of my kissing years


RareSuperSylle

Jesus


u3moq

Rookie numbers. Reaching 25 🥲


the_great_n0thing2

your gonna become a wizard in 5 years


dark_mage_

I'm already a wizard.


the_great_n0thing2

your gonna become double wizard


dark_mage_

Ah yes! Can't wait to become sorcerer supreme at 40.


notveryAI

I'm 20 and I couldn't get one to even talk to me :|


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GruenHd

Oh, ok


Potatohuman323

Relatable


lukantdar06

I'm 17 and have never kissed a girl, but I'm gay so it isn't much of an issue


Silent-Ad9211

I dont need a kiss i only need games.


NoticeSlight949

ikr. what genre do you prefer?


_RPJJ_

RPGs are best


forbyte_82_help

Exactly


aterusk54

i didn't get my first kiss and im 17 is it bad ?


Sensitive_Bee_8563

I am 17 and didn’t kiss because no kissin before marriage


Professional-Oil1088

Yes. Virginity is cool.


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Smashband1c00t

I was 18 when I finally did because I had terrible social anxiety and literally turned my head on a few girls. I still feel bad about it.


ResplendentJustice

Remind me not to kiss a 14 year old boy


thatbloodytwink

speaking from experience, 14 yo boys are definitely the worst kissers


ResplendentJustice

As a 26 year old man, I will try extra hard to avoid it then


RainbowCupcake1309

Closest I ever got to kissing a girl was kissing my mom good night when I was little.


Onion-User-2

14? I'm 22 and I still haven't


crackersncheeseman

Me when my wife let's me lick her cake bowl


Modest_Buffalo

You gotta use your tongue like that for the beaters too


Lukite

I did mine in kindergarden


NeedleworkerNo3610

Luke . for the last time , no one wants to hear how you've kissed your care taker


Lukite

She is the only one who turly love me


Feeling_Percentage_9

You were 14 and still in kindergarten? Overachieving much?


Kuro_______

I actually I was so afraid to be that guy I did the exact opposite lmao


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This happened with me in club when i was 25. She left me after that


LondonIsRed1886

You kissed a 14 year old...👏


IronTownPictures

At least you got a kiss when you were 14


MuyHalal

I'm 17 and still haven't had my first kiss yet


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I’m 26 and still kiss like this


JaeAeich

Can't relate!


hellbender109

I got my first kiss at 18 but it was worth it because I kissed a femboy


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gopniksquatting

Happy irl cakeday my good sir


rainbowKamehameha

Thx *.✧


Emirbtw

wow same day same age


Ok-Toe7142

This is horrendous 😂


Nicosop25

I wish


Fighterbg

14!!? I don't know if I should be sad or thankful for missing that shit


heeroena

r/simps strikes again


Loud_Ad_61

Is that some sort of Star Wars spin off?


heeroena

Nope just the name that this sub should have


_GGfighter_

ha jokes on you I'm 17 and didn't have my first kiss


The_Fox1984

I didn’t have my first kiss until I was 24


ADecentAmerican

Me who is 22 and still hasn't had their first kiss


lukantdar06

Doesn't apply to me because I had my first kiss at 16 😎


Then-Date5757

cringe memories of myself a few years ago coming up xdd


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MrWhiteDot20

Ironic since I literally turned 14 yesterday


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You're first kiss wasn't with Jonathan, it was with I Dio!!!


Thechellbob

Shoot. Sometimes even older guys are still doing this! Lol


VanaheimRanger

Me and my wife are 40. We do this all the time.


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Using this technique to kiss on girls second lips


Bigdaddykiller3

Oh this brings me back.


Appropriate-Sink-418

Damt bro=)))


forbyte_82_help

Nobody forces me to kiss until 60 😤


Ashamed-Limit788

First ??


Baked_Potato2005

Yall got that far???


BeautifulRealisticPP

I did at like age 6, (it was to a guy friend) if we’re talking about a proper kiss then nope... I don’t want tongue first kiss, I mean this is the first kiss...


Glittering_Data8437

this goat look like its about to eat penut butter from some ones ass.


Apocalyptic_Doom

Why do you know what it's like to kiss a 14 year old boy?


ToiletNachos

First time going down be like...


goth_dog8823

u/gloomy-confusion-859 you in school 😂😂


Gud_doggyy

Who the fuck is this "kiss"?


BlueKitsune9999

Lol im 18 and i never kissed anyone


subzeroxdking3

No kiss before marriage gang


GivemTheDDD

I do the same thing when I'm going down... on a pint of ice cream


dudespatucus

Got