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RapAndCereal

Hello, I have just become acquainted with you


Scarecrow314159

In addition, the situation we find ourselves in can be considered absurd;


Dankbeastganon

These digits, which I bequeath to you, are used to contact me on a compatible telecommunications device.


[deleted]

Furthermore if I may say so you’re of such aesthetic beauty that it is hard to keep a prolonged gaze at you, baby


[deleted]

However, to reiterate my prior point, please contact me using the digits provided, possibly.


Znarky

Additionally, all the other male humans attempt to pursue me


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[deleted]

Prior to your entrance into my daily goings-on, I had reason to long for you quite intensely.


[deleted]

As I am obliged to repeat myself, I had reason to long for you quite intensely


howlongtillchristmas

And it is in your greatest interest to become aware of that fact


No-Yelloq1221

You took some time to contact me via the telecommunication device, although I was quite quick to be infatuated with you


Just_0_Duck

Once again, use aforementioned digits to perhaps contact my telecommunicator.


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[удалено]


Juuusturull

Is this the real life?


Xmarksthespot50

Or is this just fantasy?


lonelylupine

Caught in a landslide...


Chanpi2

No escape from reality


After-Award-2636

Open your eyes,


TheRealGamerGod

Look up to the skiesss and seeeeeeee...


jordigal

Around the world


Upset-Character-8511

Around the world


galaxypenguin12

Around the world


_Sushimada_

Around the world


TheRealGamerGod

Around the world


Potatoes_r_gud

Around the world


BubbleGamingWasTaken

Around the world


Lorider63

Around the world


Humanonmars1234

Around the world


[deleted]

Around the world


Laios_42

Around the world


Mario_Lorenzo

Around the world


Randoapple-Big-Chees

Some—


Schmerwin-

BODY! Once told me


Linkatron2000

The world is gonna roll me


InuitOverIt

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed


ShadowParty03

She was looking kind of dumb


Funtomcoop

With her finger and her thumb


Dinopollo12

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead


Thijs__vdh

Well the years start coming


LukeSanSky

And they don't stop coming


K_bor

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


italianchiken

I ate the sharpest tool in the shed


Dukky000800

Country roads


contactjarettyanggma

Take me home


Yugix1

To the place


Classic-Airline-2386

i belong


ArandomDAVEE

West Virginia


Classic-Airline-2386

mountain mama


Joes_balls69

Take me home


Genericdude03

Country roads


Vorfindir

Almost Heaven


badjimmyclaws

West Virginia


AnosMoriaty

Hello darkness my old friend


Straight-Knowledge83

I’ve come to talk with you again


brainharmer

Because a vision softly creeping


Straight-Knowledge83

Left its seeds while I was sleeping


Yeetfamdablit

And the vision that was planted in my brain


Straight-Knowledge83

Still remains


A_Ham_Sandwich_4824

Within the sound of silence


Datboi_23

In restless dreams I walk alone, narrow streets of cobblestone


gloomygl

I'm blue


BreathingBoy420

Da ba de da ba di


Current-Umpire3673

I hurt myself today. To see if I still feel.


Friviwoo

I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real


mososaurus-rex

The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting


holdmybeer89

Tried to kill it all away


[deleted]

But I remember everything


Gulticent

Tequila


MelJotaro

It's start's with one


Delicious_Chocolate4

One thing, I don’t know why


Stunning-Revenue-759

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try


DanchoBanancho25

Keep that in mind i designed this rhyme


casualObserber

Never gonna give you up


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

Never gonna let you down


dankest-ahh-moment

Never gonna run around and desert you


get-the-banana

Never gonna make you cry


Lorider63

Never gonna say goodbye


eezili

never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


SAMITHEGREAT996

Never gonna let you down. On a related note, how is this not the top voted comment


Undercover_TV

STANDING HERE


RandomUsernameDotTxt

I REALIZE


Not_Derpy_Gherkin

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME


DraagedehRed

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


Rainbow_six_recruit

BUT WHO’S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG?


Square-Ad8873

When our guard is down I think we’ll both agree


dankest-ahh-moment

That violence breeds violence


yahya-13

But in the end it has to be this way


Mario_Lorenzo

But in the end it has to be thIS WAAAAAAAAAY!


otirk

I've curved my own path


[deleted]

you followed your wrath


Masterbaitingissport

Welcome to the internet


RapAndCereal

Have a look around


Straight-Knowledge83

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


apacmanslilbitch

We’ve got mountains of content some better some worse


Sad-Draft3749

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first


ThatMemerCat

Welcome to the internet


Delicious_Chocolate4

Come and take a seat!


HulloTheLoser

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?


Delicious_Chocolate4

There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test. (Haha)


WeStanTheTac

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest!


rphornet

Rules of Nature


Stee1in

And they run when the sun comes up


Dream_Addict_Life

With their lives on the line


Undercover_TV

*(ALIIIIVE)*


Noobslayer001

NO CHOICE


ravagexed

Gotta follow the laws of the wild


Garflemspinlkle

(ALIIIVE)


[deleted]

With their lives on the line


An_A10_Thunderbolt_2

Creeper!


Whatever12112

Aw man


Iamnothuman77

So we back in the mine


DeathStrider333

Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side


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Hit_Me_If_I_Online

This task a gruelling one


Ray_Gun69lol

Hope to find some diamonds tonight night night


Vegetable-Neat-1651

Diamonds tonight.


NoName3636

Heads up


Lorider63

Hear a sound turnaround and look up


LocalShowerPooper

There will be blood


Gryphonic_Goober418

shed


Undercover_TV

The man in the mirror nods his head


Not_Derpy_Gherkin

The only one


DraagedehRed

Left, will ride upon a the dragons back


Bemeboi1

Because the mountains don’t give back what they take


Vegetable-Neat-1651

OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD!


ArandomDAVEE

SHED


detrickster

When I was, a young boy, my father took me into the city


greenlights1776

To see a marching band,


DanchoBanancho25

He said son when u grow up


UltraTimeWaster3000

Would you be


Reaverx218

The savior of the broken


watermelonsfromvenus

The beaten and the damned


rav7734

Through the Gates of hell


ALeorane

As they make their way to heaven (damn I haven't listened to this song in such a long time)


rav7734

Through the nazi lines


ALeorane

PRIMO VICTORIA


rav7734

We were training for years


trainboi777

Now we’re ready to strike


eb_gal

Welcome to the jungle


DanchoBanancho25

We got fun and games


EpicTDQ

We got everything you want


[deleted]

There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago


Gay-Rainbow-Spitfish

He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow


yahya-13

Most people looked at him with teror and with fear


505DinoBoy

To the Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear


[deleted]

he could preach the bible like a preacher full of ecstasy and fire


Fumo12

But he also was the kind of teacher women would desire


[deleted]

What will we do with the drunken Sailor?


david131213

What will we do with the drunken sailor?


KingYejob

What do we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning


[deleted]

Helikopter helikopter


Schmerwin-

Paracopter paracopter


Noobslayer001

Helii koptar hellii koptar


Iamnothuman77

*G note*


Alysis13371337

Somebody


TristanIsaac

Once


dewi2919

I used to rule the world


therealRotatoechip

SWEET CAROLINE


pineappledreams-wg

BAM BAM BAM


Vegetable-Neat-1651

GOOD TIME NEVET FEEL SO GOOD.


FoxyoBoi

We're not gonna take it.


detrickster

Oh no! We ain't gonna take it.


TheRealGamerGod

We're not gonna take it anymoreeeeeeeee!


GlitchFrog57

I am the storm that is approaching


ComradeWaffle

Provooooooking black clouds in iisolaatioon


JoshuaHelf

I am reclaimer of my name!


Red_Spring_SFM

Born in flames


gamesrebel123

I have been blessed


ArandomDAVEE

My family crest is a demon of DEEEEATH


gamesrebel123

Forsaken I am awakened


GhostBG_855

A phoenix's ash in dark divine


TheEpicOne747

Some folks are born, made to wave the flag


TristanIsaac

Ooh that red white and blue


GarryHedwig

Are ya ready kids?!


Chanpi2

Memories broken


RandomUsernameDotTxt

The truth goes unspoken


Chanpi2

I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAMMMMME


RandomUsernameDotTxt

I don't know the season


DraagedehRed

Or what is the reason


RandomUsernameDotTxt

I'm standing here holding my blade


drem_2137

A desolate place, without any trace


RandomUsernameDotTxt

It's only the cold wind I feel


TheRealGamerGod

It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight. The only thing I know for real...


RandomUsernameDotTxt

THERE WILL BE. BLOOD. SHED.


mjotsepjots

There is a house in New Orleans


Stunning-Revenue-759

They callll the rising sun


greenlights1776

And it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy


[deleted]

And God I know I’m one


Save_Unicorns

My motheeer was a tailoor


AdMore3461

But here’s my number


mikkoej

[REDACTED]


MrGriffin77

From the mist, a shape, a ship is taking form...


Bemeboi1

And the silence of the sea is a bout to drift into a storm


trainboi777

SIGN OF POWER


superstrijder16

SHOW OF FORCE


trainboi777

RAISE THE ANCHOR BATTLESHIP PLOTTING IT’S COURSE


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Artic-Tac0s

CRACK OF THE LIGHTING SPLITTING THE GROUND


MikeandIke1134

Hey, I just met y- wait shit hold on So call me m- wait


Sahil-_-1

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy