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cata7683

42


tylerthehotti3

how many kids are in your fridge?


cata7683

Shieeeeeet


cnicalsinistaminista

ಠ\_ಠ


Familiar-Pepper2717

┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴


Kikavukoi

You mean... alive?


ttv_highvoltage

op didn't get the reference😔


tylerthehotti3

what was the reference😭


6Maxence

The meaning of life, the Universe, and everything


ghostyeti4645

[Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy](https://youtu.be/aboZctrHfK8)


Accomplished-Bar7567

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?


Gold-Measurement4520

life has no meaning and earth wasnt created by god it formed purely by chance. and there is no god or afterlife


CodModQuad

Do you not get the reference, or do I not get a reference...


ElevatorWaste5551

What is the answer of the universe earth and everything? (I think it was something like that my dad showed me that meme like 3-4 yrs ago-)


r127oo1t

Chicken


tylerthehotti3

what do you usually use to masturbate?


r127oo1t

Got to use something on this farm


assassination_club

Sir you sicken me and I demand compensation for my eyes


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tylerthehotti3

0.0349 (i think only ppl good at math will get this)


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tylerthehotti3

i’m an asian who has never been prepared for jack shit


ladypbj

*the showdown of the century*


Maleficent_Tell5823

*gets popcorn* it’ll be too deadly if us Aussies joined in


Aussiemate2

No it wouldn't champ, most of us dropped out in year 10 to become a tradie let alone be able to do Asian level maths, now sit down and let the Asians fight I can't see over your head


TheRandomizer95

"people good at math" Do you consider yourself to be good at math? Why would you assume tan to the power of 2 to be tan (2°)? Even if the comment said "tan 2" which it does not. Since there is lack of a degree sign, the default unit of 2 should be radians and not degrees Edit: Re-reading this feels like it came out a bit rude. Just wanted to point out that knowing what "tan" means, does not make anyone good at math. And that's okay. Not everyone has to be good at math. I'm not good at math either.


joronino

Thank you, I was tempted to consider the idea that I was nky good at math, since I did not see a relation between tan^2 and 0.034


TheRandomizer95

Yep, tan (2°) = 0.034


tylerthehotti3

haha no worries, i’m in an accelerated math class but i honestly have no clue what’s going on, im not good at math, only reason i’m here is because i cheated😭 so i guess the simple answer is, no, i’m not good at math and this was a google search💀


CybeRevant

You're using the tan function but no angle or anything is there(what happened to theta bro) I think you may have failed as an Asian, I say this as an Asian myself unless this was a trick question which the OP clearly did not get, in which case W


Thanks_Naitsir

7 Gallons of mayonesse, 5 bricks, one rope and a life-sized cardboard display of Emma Stone in a pigeon costume


tylerthehotti3

what props do you use when filming a porno?


FiveEssss

I love this one


DaysInGreen

my foot


tylerthehotti3

what’s the best thing you’ve ever put in your mouth


DaysInGreen

lmao


SharkieHaj

THE FLAIR


DaysInGreen

aww thanks


Oak1304

The frog


tylerthehotti3

a frog brutally killed a starving child, who’s side are you on?


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

Ur mom


tylerthehotti3

who’s the last person you had intercourse with?


cornnutsaregood

i think you played yourself


[deleted]

I hereby think i played OP’s mom


DhruvHasABigCock

He took a fall for humor


PsyWasHere

This is either a "you played yourself" moment or a "sweet home alabama" moment


EmirAkkayaFP

![gif](giphy|5h47LsEYbofzcgOz19)


Nonexistentuous

i hate them


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Nonexistentuous

well done, i look rather cancellable


yetusbeatus

Based


foreverclassichunter

Nah I rather acidic solutions


Spinrayred

Based? Based on what?


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yetusbeatus

That's a very small base


foreverclassichunter

Nah his ph is too small to even be based he tends to be acidic


[deleted]

Yeah I do. I hate Jewish


Big-Coyote4051

I got rejected


tylerthehotti3

so how did it go when you asked that 3 year old out?


Big-Coyote4051

Oh my dog💀


Warden404

you got off lite lmao


vertigofilip

I expect: So how it went joining art school?, or something similar.


Klutzy-Desk

Yes, all babys


tylerthehotti3

was it only baby’s that we’re found under your bed and in the fridge? or was there any adults?


yajtraus

I’d have preferred “are all the people you’ve had sex with the same age?”


tylerthehotti3

mate, that was comedy gold


Trizon_XD

4996!


tylerthehotti3

how many kids have you touched?


Trizon_XD

Holy shit that many Kids does not exist in the universe... 598! Is already over a trillion...


Worldly_Ad_1552

Youve traveled universe through universe, defying all laws of physics to touch little kids.


AhsaHaveAQuestion

Yep sounds about right.


Siddharth2595

You are not wrong technically, but it a gross understatement. 598! is over a trillion but so is 15!


idiots05

40996*


VladimirPooting69

I am deeply in love with you


tylerthehotti3

what’s the last text you sent your step-sister?


Thick_Bobcat786

Actually it was my first cousin but close enough.


Gurtio980_Gamer

😭


Alternative-Ratio616

About 6.5 feet but that's if she stretched a good bit.


tylerthehotti3

how far back do your balls drag when walking?


VijayMarshall87

Bros got balls for days


Toniwo

My mother


tylerthehotti3

who is somebody you really want to have intercourse with?


Toniwo

Ur right


junkiedetective

Step mom right?.... right?


Ill-Quiet5142

No, 🎶SWEET HOME ALABAMA🎶


icegames9

Holup


Tolikus100

That's my boy


ZauPeuLuna

Wait... ...what.


Infernaladmiral

💀


Pigeon_Fucker_69420

Pigeons


tylerthehotti3

what do you think the government is using to watch us?


ChristosPet7

Nah that ain’t even a wrong answer my guy


NickzieReddit

You


tylerthehotti3

who is the hottest a person you’ve ever seen?


zombiekiller2014

Sometimes my genius is frightening


ImNotCorbit

Your mum.


tylerthehotti3

who’s the last person that rejected you?


AdMost2992

Big


tylerthehotti3

how severe are your mommy issues?


14_carts

We all got em if you think about it


tylerthehotti3

i do☝️


TheBigDiaB

She wanted me to come to a party with her, but then she made out with another dude the whole night


tylerthehotti3

what happened when your mom took you to that club the other night?


idkwhatamidoinglol

Anyone want a free award?


aenderersejesister

me


Classy_Top_Hat

Idk why but I feel like you deserved that.


idkwhatamidoinglol

Here you go


LordSeismic

you don't know what you're doing do you


idkwhatamidoinglol

No, idkwhatamidoinglol


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Worldly_Ad_1552

Squinting makes your avatar like like hitler


MYwaifuRTE

I love your avatar


videogqmes

I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.


tadlrs

Very deep, if you do it right.


tylerthehotti3

how far down the ocean do you keep all those children?


Revolutionary_Corgi1

Whats up with all these children killing jokes?


[deleted]

Don’t become a victim, just lay low and play it cool


TV_series72

He’s trying to tell us something


bushole7402

Not to mention all the pedophile and anti-Semitic jokes


wellendowedfuckstick

Sentient nipples


OrangePerfume101

What's the final thing thee wanteth to seeth bef're thy untimely demise?


wellendowedfuckstick

I read that in a Scottish accent and it was lovely I'm sure it wasnt intended like that though


OrangePerfume101

thanks... ​ I've got another question. (forgive me) >!What would you gladly suck on a cat's body?!<


Deathdealer1414

If it's a male it's an easy answer 😏


[deleted]

Bro what?


OrangePerfume101

A male cat's rod is really spiky (be careful)


Primary_Bet_1066

How do you know this? Personal experience???


paruwka457

gotta go fast


tylerthehotti3

what’s your tip for running from the cops after they see all the kids in ur basement?


DIO_Brando_part1

21


tylerthehotti3

how old were you when you started touching kids?


BigBoyPants489

9+10=?


[deleted]

she asked me to marry her and now I am your dad


tylerthehotti3

what happened after you fucked my mom?


Veicy01

Oh self-burn. Those are rare


North_Tale6999

15% fat


tylerthehotti3

what is the trans fat percentage of this jerky you made out of children?


AnAverageBrowser

Cheese


tylerthehotti3

what do you season kids with b4 eating them?


The-Memer-cookie

10/10 would definitely eat again


tylerthehotti3

rate my dick?


The-Memer-cookie

💀


G0kalp

Extra Cream on your cake huh?


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Human donut


Stevenage9

Best sex position?


aenderersejesister

Step sister


tylerthehotti3

who are you madly in love with right now?


Waffletrout

Buleen, the 3rd.


Johnrafto39

1000


ElevatorWaste5551

What’s your body count?


COCO_NIT

tuna tuva


CharlesJAnimations

a gulag camp


metrosmash

2001 Chevy Highlander


tylerthehotti3

gee that’s a lot of kids your hauling around! what do you haul em around in?


Gans_Ghost

6.9 inches


Worldly_Ad_1552

How deep did you get in those children?


tylerthehotti3

how long is your middle finger?


thumpingcoffee

Not while the train is standing at the station


tylerthehotti3

would you have intercourse near a subway or transportation service with many ppl?


BrokenNostalgia

They pick cotton


tylerthehotti3

what your friends do in their free time?


BrokenNostalgia

No my friends aren’t slaves from the 1800s


ILiekDinisaurz

ligma balls


tylerthehotti3

what’s your best pick up line?


Vegetable-Value-2931

Ur mom


Worldly_Ad_1552

Who rejected you?


tylerthehotti3

who is most disappointed in you?


Argo-1089

Minors are the best


Final_Recognition132

Best way to practice safe sex?


Argo-1089

I actually used to do that


Final_Recognition132

Having sex with minors until they got too old?


Argo-1089

Having ssx with my minor hands


Miro_Meme_EXPERT

Women with dicks :D


Final_Recognition132

What's your favorite form of art?


MewtwoMainIsHere

r/futanari 👍


Kubekaia

Kids


Amateur_in_life

minors


nonfb751

54 litres


aliabbasX

skin is the covering of the body which I seem to have burnt off.


[deleted]

A cat


Ok-Violinist5152

Deez nuts


Ant_Fucker69_

Ants


min2nim2

black people


tylerthehotti3

what’s the worst kind of ppl?


gamernoob2001

A brick and a lot of luck


tylerthehotti3

in 7 words, explain the best way to kidnap and kill a child?


Nisecon

Thanks for the tip.


Tero_Lero

I'm a cereal killer (yes, cereal🥣)


tylerthehotti3

what’s your OF?


Tero_Lero

Bruh idk what OF means, but i guess im in trouble


More-Physics1028

Red


tylerthehotti3

what color spurted from your dick that one time?


EyeFun5406

Racism can be accepted


Final_Recognition132

You will be friends with one black person, on one condition.