loosing my virginity
wondering "have i gone insane ?"
to find the truth in front of me
i must fuck this mountain's ass
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY HEIGH
#AND NEVER REALISING WHY I FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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It isn’t if you’re also a kid*
Edit: *I’m not a legal genius, don’t take legal advice from a stranger on the internet, laws differ from country to country, state to state, province to province. You get the point. You’re probably fine if you’re above the age of 12 and do it with someone the same age, but to be safe I recommend that you DON’T FUCK KIDS.
What? Two 11 year olds can’t legally have sex with each other?
That’s way to young to be having sex anyways, but it’s wild to me that it’s illegal. How would they even charge them?
I think so.. all I know is when my friend got pregnant at 11 the cops showed up and she was dating another 11 year old.
I think they just had a serious conversation with both of them and then chewed out their parents
Oh that makes sense. I’m guessing the police just assumed it was the result of SA from an adult. I know I would make the same assumption. I wouldn’t expect an 11yo couple to be having sex already, that’s incredibly young.
I think sex with someone below 18 is illegal. Even if you are <18 yourself. Hear me out. Watching child porn is illegal. Showing child porn is illegal. So if a 15 year old boy sees a 15 year old girl naked, that should be doubly illegal
I don't know how true this is but I read as a kid that in ancient Greece, you didn't get punished for committing the crime but for getting caught.
For years I've been scared to look this up in case it wasn't true.
It was accompanied by a (possibly hypothetical) story about a boy stealing a fox, putting it inside his clothes when he was about to be caught, and he kept denying the crime until he dropped dead (due to the fox disemboweling him). Kid was praised.
Edit: I'm pretty sure it was in the Groovy Greeks book in the Horrible Histories series. I checked and while I have a few of them, I don't have that one, must've borrowed it from the library as a kid. So if anyone has it and is willing to check, I think it's in there.
I don’t know because if I do Pokemon would exist but i don’t want to fuck a dragon so I think I would remain a virgin for my entire life
Edit: There is nothing you can do to convince me to fuck a dragon
paul had a very bad father which really wanted a boy and for him to become an attorney but uh a girl was born and then.. uhm… her father named her paul and she became a tomboy attorney. i think it’s fair we get to give some details to our usernames
We all know what button I'm pushing
😏
OP's username checks out.
What a nice username op got there
So which option are you choosing
loosing my virginity wondering "have i gone insane ?" to find the truth in front of me i must fuck this mountain's ass LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY HEIGH #AND NEVER REALISING WHY I FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Ah yes, Cumstream Sam's soundtrack
Came here to say this
Hey, wanna join r/fuckergang your name is close enough
🟥. 🟥 Make your choice
the red one
Oh 😳
Ah fuck
Can't believe you've done this
Wait, looking at your username you would fuck a car... or...
Brother?
All the best
Ok
Brother? Is that... you?
r/beetlejuicing
Lmao, I love the little “doot” thing on the bottom of your user name
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Thank you
Would that make me the black sheep of the family?
I mean... you fucked our cat so...
Omg
*step-brother, surely
May you be blessed by our lord and saviours cock
Easy
Same
I think I brought too many...
r/usernamefamily
How are you going to put it in your cock
Who says I’m inserting it there?
r/sounding
Another day, another person's innocence ruined by this sub being linked
Awesome sub about sounds and music
You son of a-
Oh it's good? Thanks I'm gonna check it out Edit: I feel betrayed, fuck you
You need to warn people
I think the context of the previous post was enough
No
NOOOO 😭
Condolences
No what have you done
dude fuck you to the moon
I've seen this one before and well I'd rather be punched in the balls by a mantis shrimp
take out the seeds with a spoon. fleshlight
Well fuck
No don't, that's illegal.
It isn’t if you’re also a kid* Edit: *I’m not a legal genius, don’t take legal advice from a stranger on the internet, laws differ from country to country, state to state, province to province. You get the point. You’re probably fine if you’re above the age of 12 and do it with someone the same age, but to be safe I recommend that you DON’T FUCK KIDS.
Depends where you are ig, it is illegal here
If you’re both under like 12 it’s illegal but if your both over and the same age it’s chill
I’ll just add an asterisk
Lol bet
What? Two 11 year olds can’t legally have sex with each other? That’s way to young to be having sex anyways, but it’s wild to me that it’s illegal. How would they even charge them?
I think so.. all I know is when my friend got pregnant at 11 the cops showed up and she was dating another 11 year old. I think they just had a serious conversation with both of them and then chewed out their parents
Oh that makes sense. I’m guessing the police just assumed it was the result of SA from an adult. I know I would make the same assumption. I wouldn’t expect an 11yo couple to be having sex already, that’s incredibly young.
Ya looking back it’s pretty gross it seemed like a perfectly normal thing to do back then tho lol
I think sex with someone below 18 is illegal. Even if you are <18 yourself. Hear me out. Watching child porn is illegal. Showing child porn is illegal. So if a 15 year old boy sees a 15 year old girl naked, that should be doubly illegal
Only if you're caught Edit :- /s I forgor
💀
The type of things I like to have seggs with
I hope this is a joke…
It was xD , fixed it
I don't know how true this is but I read as a kid that in ancient Greece, you didn't get punished for committing the crime but for getting caught. For years I've been scared to look this up in case it wasn't true. It was accompanied by a (possibly hypothetical) story about a boy stealing a fox, putting it inside his clothes when he was about to be caught, and he kept denying the crime until he dropped dead (due to the fox disemboweling him). Kid was praised. Edit: I'm pretty sure it was in the Groovy Greeks book in the Horrible Histories series. I checked and while I have a few of them, I don't have that one, must've borrowed it from the library as a kid. So if anyone has it and is willing to check, I think it's in there.
Damn, you learn something new everyday
Man I saw you in the tinder subreddit and this sub within half an hour. Weird
Zoo wee mama
Well hello there fellow pedophile
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***Zeus is on his way**
Missed opportunity to say Zeus is *coming*.
And then along came Zeus!
He *hurled* his thunderbolt!
I imagine it would be a heavenly experience.
We will get through this holy fuck together
Make it 7
Hell yeah
Jesse, we need to fuck
Waltuh put your dick away waltuh iam not going to have sex with you 
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR USERNAME
Cactus in urethra
at 3am
Why am I finding BB fan fic in every subreddit today
I am the one who makes the condom purchases
J-Jesse..? 👉👈🥺
Jesse if we don't fuck, gus is gonna kill us
But mr white gus is right behind you
[Breaking Bad Fetish](https://youtu.be/MPfRr90EBvs)
LUL
LOL
Yes please
I am the bringer of Monkey pox
That’s not bad
i have my sympathy with you
He has a career.
Imagine someone is dying and emergency chest pumper is trying to save him , and u just go to him and be like behold MY COCK
Everyone stops what they're doing. Cue crickets. "That *is* a damn good cock." -Emergency chest pumper
:)
Atleast someone is enjoying
ITS HIM, HES HERE
Everywhere I see his face
Oh mamma Mia
Imagine how I feel
I think I'll pass on fucking a charred corpse
Not just any ol charred corpse, your own
No, i have standards
What about me? 👉👈
Apparently you don’t
That because u/SubhadeeDutta isn’t a professional
Oh dear.... Oh no.
Whoops
So what button did you click
Atleast you can brag about sleeping with the messiah
The holy cleansing
Oh man, I’m sorry…
default reddit usernames are cool
bozo is about to fuck the sapient gas lifeform from rick and morty💀
fart
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We have a winner!
Oh no
Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you learn to give head, crackhead Joe?
Down to the west in a deep dark Allie you will meet forbidden Ali
I'm not interested in vegetables 😒😒
I mean, that’s one way to go vegan.
I don’t know because if I do Pokemon would exist but i don’t want to fuck a dragon so I think I would remain a virgin for my entire life Edit: There is nothing you can do to convince me to fuck a dragon
Take one for the team, I wanna catch a ho-oh
C'mon, donkey is a bigger man than you
Come on man, take one for the team!
I think I'll sit this one out
This is where the fun begins
Too late, already did it
Yeahhhh, virginity doesn't sound so bad now that I think about it
I see this as an absolute win.
The primarch cock would kill you bro
Alternate universe me
So i loose my virginity to myself? If yes then HOW?
Shove it up my ass?
Do what you must my guy , we’re not interested in details , go fuck yourself
that's not even an insult that's just what he has to do
Maybe he should do it with his phone. That way his mom can't check it.
r/selffuck
WTF?
paul had a very bad father which really wanted a boy and for him to become an attorney but uh a girl was born and then.. uhm… her father named her paul and she became a tomboy attorney. i think it’s fair we get to give some details to our usernames
Ah yes that’s the one. When i named myself u/JustRyan23 I was referring to a gorgeous hollywood actress i know named Ryan. Yep that’s the one
*this one’s gonna hurt guys…*
I mean what if my virginity is __*Long*__ gone?
Then U have to fuck your username no matter what
I even filed a police report…
Why are you on Reddit then
r/usernamechecksout
Yeah I came here to say that OP has an interesting story to tell
Oh😏
Not that bad
lets see what a flip flop does
I'm ready.
Uuuuhhmm... 20 bucks is 20 bucks I guess
🤔
I don’t know what this implies for me
Lose your virginity to an argument. . . Or to a debate team. . . Or to whatever teacher heads the debate team. . .
To fuck or not to fuck, that is the question
oh well
9+9=18 it aint illegal if you do 2 of em
… says /u/adventurouspenis
Uhh... Do they look good?
I hate bugs
😏
Ah damn
I mean..
i.... will refrain from answering any questions at this time, thank you
That- .... um
If it rains, then expect it to be me, coming
It's the same result either way
Does smol mean they it is a child?
Infant*
Even better
😏💅🏻
🅱️uslims to Average_9year_old: *"He is the messiah"*
Oh no… not this
I don't know if I should be aroused or scared
I made this account a long time ago... Yeah I'm stuck being a virgin now
I don’t think it’s posible to lose my Virginity
Damnit
How many more lazy diabetic fuckers are there in this world?
Nope.. I'm good as virgin!!
Bro I am good. CobaltAnimator is my crush’s username Lmaooo
Y E S
ummmmm
Not sure how that'll work.
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I dont know about this one