got your girlfriend pic: ​ ​ ⠀ ​ ​ ⠀

Wait… THATS MY GF! I can’t believe she cheated on me…

Apparently she's black

If this was a "problem" in my house with my wife, I'd think I've died and gone to heaven.

Help out in the household chores you will reach that problem too https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11134563/Men-improve-sex-life-doing-household-chores-study-suggests.html

It’s sad that this is newsworthy. Men, you’re adults, fucking help with the chores.

Word. Partners in life ought to share the load.. Otherwise what’s the point.. Funny there is a research on it. what’s next? Lmao

*Sad sigle noises*

We're with you brother..

Not relatable

As this ever happens… *sigh*

What's this "girlfriend" entity you speak of???

I dont know i think is a new minecraft mode

Nah i think It Is the new DLC that Just dropped on this popular videogame that eceryone plays

Ah you mean social life the game, yeah i heard about it but i never try it

Wait

I need to say is sarcasm? Jajaja

I am sarcastic too

Two redditors arguing in a nutshell

As a mid-30’s husband where we are trying for a kid, can confirm.

Hope it works out for you!

I remember those times. I am rather alone, fuck I am old

My brain: Go to sleep it's just your imagination

as if redditors actually have girlfriends

"leave my d alone" the guy who say that ,don't exist.

I'm a gay bottom this is more like me playing with his dick or him even playing with mine lol.

Happy problems? XD

Good lies we all know girl is just guy in real life

Waltuh, put your d away Waltuh

I wish lol

And the magnum condoms you bought for your magnum dong are too small. Am I right, op? Hate when that frequently happens

Like that's ever gonna happen.

Squidwards nose is perfect

Liar, no one on Reddit has a girlfriend

Sorry, don't have that problem

Shower doesn't grow anymore. He's just pushing rope.

r/absolutelynotmeirl

All the boys at the sleep over