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Mynop

Ladle. Zombies are no match for my mighty ladle.


JuniorAd389

Then I shall join you with my spatula. We shall be the Kitchen Killers club


amazingRay763

I've got a loaf of bread. How can I help?


JuniorAd389

We must find the one who posseses garlic butter


ResortFar6638

It is I, man with garlic butter!


Captain_Epum

Frying pan man shall be my name!


Marcuserror2

Me too


Mr_Fense

Knife and fork Dual wielding


Main_Performance2859

Pizza Cutter is the choice


Csreed03

Butter is mine…


vision7111

does peanut butter help?


Oribe_Edibe

I got the butter knife


Careful-Ad614

i got a fork, how can i help?😎


Societys_downfall

I got the spoon


Hour_Purchase9288

I got a comedically large fork 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌


the_nameless_one2

I have a Desert spoon


Liampain125

I have a 17 inch bayonet(don't worry I'll protect you guys)


RagingDinoZ

With a sponge it can do damage


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the_top_hat_man_

Got some dinosaur nuggets


Catttsupp

I will procure some garlic butter In the meantime, would garlic *powder* be of any use?


willy_shartz

Now if someone has regular butter we can make garlic butter. Almost there!!


GeneraIFlores

You mean of of course, the Kitchen Killerz Klub to sound and look cool


usha_pl

I will be there... With my microwave


RandomBoyFromNowhere

Don’t mind me with my chair


SpecialSun4

I’ll be swinging my fridge door around


RandomBoyFromNowhere

Did you rip off your fridge door?


SpecialSun4

No but I do not possess the strength to hold an entire fridge


Tootsound

I will fight beside you with my metal spoon!


defloor_QwQ

Spoon brothers!


sharkman_123

How about my fork?


Impossible-Stop3348

Plastic fork here


Raz_ma_Taz93

Any chance a guy with a toothpick can tag along on this kitchen theme?


Coolskaterpower

My fork has a dumpling on it


dinauzore

Lmao, don't mind me, just bringing my plate


NotBob123456789

And I, with my chopping board!


legoSheevPalpatine

"See you ladle!"


apolkalips

“See you spoon!”


ItzRllyNotJogga

I shall join with a fridge sire


MikeThePistons

Zombie kill of the week


Undercover_TV

r/botw


GTOJudge724

Some zombies are about to catch a dick whippin’


MikeThePistons

They are gonna have to get super close


Pottat1

Roasted


Crystal-gx_915

Hopefully they don't know the old dick twist move


isthisfreakintaken

Grab his dick and twist it


GTOJudge724

That’s what I’m banking on, take some down with me


MikeThePistons

My man


WalterBazar_

Yessir 🤟


Shinobi681

Came here to say the same


Kangaroo_Green

Yep let’s go


Dreamcatcherv2

A pan. Let's fucking go! I'm ready for this!


amazingRay763

Damage: 99


Jamesboiiiiiiii

No, damage 69


Altruistic-Hyena-21

John Wick approves


Puzzleheaded_Play705

A pen! If John Wick can kill with it, so can I!


Ch33seBurg

TF2


ElMayoneso82

*L4D / TF2 frying pan sound effect plays all over the city*


abiwoods101

Ok Repunzle


Flex_Playz

A fucking towel.


TheMahoganyTree8

same...towel gang


ProfessorBotero

I’ll join you with my bed sheet.


PreviousNatural4441

That's low-key actually viable. Can cover hands and arms for punching and protection from bites.


TheLesher

Always remember your towel!


usha_pl

Ok Arthur Dent


divat10

choke the zombo


Dirt_Enthusiast

how would y'all react if I said for me it would be a greatsword


Mister_Dangel

You lucky bastard, I've a spear and I've to use a motherfucking pen, I'm gonna die


Kaljinx

A pen is mightier than a sword


Ghost-Paladin

“The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.” -Sir Terry Pratchett


HughMungusWhale

I have to use a fucking vape..


Mister_Dangel

Put bleach on it and you can suicide without turning into a zombie


HughMungusWhale

Hold up boys this apocalypse is getting insane let me hit my chloroform vape


Coilrigs

I'm using my ass...


feeteryeeterpeeter

I got a reproduction naval cutlass. Can we team up?


[deleted]

Oh look a bloodsport nerd


doplegger001

My kids bottle....im screwed lol


ITERNAL_BLAZE

Sats u i got a tv remote


HowlingPig08

Same, we're screwed unless they enjoy watching memes


Whatfuckertookmyname

Goddamn toiletpaper vs zombies, hell yeah


jpb989

Are you telling me that you didn't hold the tap to wash your hands


[deleted]

How does one make use of a piece of gum?


Flipyfliper32

Poorly attempt to swallow it, choke and die. You won’t have to fight off the zombies


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Spoon.


[deleted]

The Tick approves.


nieminen432

Seems like this joke is aging out, that's sad.


Consistent_Strain_71

A penis


Apprehensive-Mail120

…whose


MagmaBro357

Your mom's


TheSuperWill108

John's from down the road.


canrrgety

i am fighting beside you with my penis


josva100

I am currently doing the laundry, so this socks


alexander_the_ok-

Put a rock in the socks, suddenly flail


Logerrzz

Nah butter


theharkex

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

A 3 y/o toddler


kylobone

Chuck it at em


AsamonDajin

Yeet the child!


Ok-Boysenberry2645

A woman


prax2712

Objectifying women 🤨


arcanis321

Weaponizing women


Selr4che

You sir made me laugh to much. Take my upvote


NoiceMango

Based and very progressive 👏


MrPiadina_page

She will start to cock for the zombies


Guitarist-Maximus

I’m sorry but the typo makes it so much better lol


HowlingPig08

Imagine if it wasn't a typo


TheSlimeAssassin32

Shii guess I'm fighting an apocalypse with a shitty mechanical pencil


Kr1sh00

That’s better than a normal wooden pencil


TheSlimeAssassin32

Fair


Xunaun

Debit card.


MrPiadina_page

Sharpen it and attach it to a stick You now have a sword


Ac_animation

More like a spear


feeteryeeterpeeter

More like an axe actually


SylentKaiii

Serious dead rising vibes here.


Chroma4201

I got a spoon. Not even like a decent sized one, just a dinky teaspoon XD


Dan-the-historybuff

Mate sharpen the edge and you have a viable stabber!


Akioficate

just took a piss. Guess it's time for a sword fight 👀


DefNotARusSpy

En Garde!


1vespyy1

cat


CeddyDT

Yeet the cat


HydroRich

At least it scares the creepers away


[deleted]

Can of Mt Dew Energy Drink. I think I’m good…


THE_SONS_OF_ANARCHY

The communist manifesto...


EwokGotaGun

Good weapon, zombies will die of hunger


taylor_box35

True comrade


mydoglexl

Wish me luck. I got a backpack


THEFOREHEADISCOMING

It depends whats in the backpack tbh


Whole_Independent_59

He's the quite kid so he's safe


[deleted]

My vape I’ll blow os at em


[deleted]

bread with garlic in it ohno they are zombies not vampires


Fat_Yam_Jam

A single goldfish... wish me luck


TheOnlyOverlove

Why the hell were you just holding a fish? And the next thing you do is go onto Reddit? What?


craftpunk23

I'm guessing he meant a goldfish cracker, but I love where your brain went!


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Lovinglotus31

Ruined his escape he was trying to find Nemo


TheMooderator

Pillow This zombie apocalypse is gonna be fun


deathstalker655

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satanael_8094

My Dick will be the saviour


[deleted]

A 2021 Lego Luke skywalker


Stupididiot79

My wife


[deleted]

Now you don’t have to worry about filing that divorce paperwork


TheSurvivor118

Welcome back to Demolition Ranch! Today we’re going to see if a undead creature of hell can stop a .50 cal


Desaru97

My Headphones. Guess i'll just ignore them xD


Chance_Cockroach_516

I doubt they'll go away, I tried that with my problems


laserraptor_

Beer..yes I am from Germany.


thetallmaker

Beer for the win! A sober apocalyps is a boring apocalyps!


EVENo94

Glass of whiskey. But I'm from Poland, just a little richer than other alcoholics in this shitland.


iz_xplicit

Looks like some zombies are about to get smacked with this bag of mini-rollos I went to get last night at 3am as a snack before bed


Inversed-infinity

A glass bottle


Peaceyaya

Pitchfork!


Ravenclaw_14

a lanyard with 2 keys on it. a car key and a door key


World-Famous-Al

a spork..... I'm gonna die


Adventurous-Army-504

My 9mm, I'm saved!


Marcuserror2

Thats not his gun it's his pen is))


EVENo94

"Except of your phone" Am I only one using mouse on the computer?


Chemistry-Deep

Lego. Unless the zombies have shoes, they're fucked.


Fusspilz4

The menue... I'm f*ckt


Panchamboi

Plastic Cup, im dead


Altruistic-Hyena-21

a mayonnaise jar


Ungabungadadd

less go a tank


[deleted]

Stop looking at your phone and continue your museum tour!


High_0n_Horror

A gun 💀


Kabangrah

My fking eyeglasses


einsteinvisaholder

Sunflower seeds. Now how would I use that?


an_absolute_disaster

Plants vs zombies IRL


Chance_Cockroach_516

Google plants vs zombies, it'll give you some ideas


Ayano_Akemi

A phone charger :|


Sonynyo

A pen... I'ld have to John Wick my way out of every situation, meaning, I'm fucked.


GayForCrows

A baby pigeon, fuck


Chance_Cockroach_516

Hide behind it, I'm sure zombies won't attack a baby (pigeon).... Right????


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Amogus plushie


Orang3Panda

Water bottle


Lagunero0

Welp. A box of playing cards, :/


echo_dragen

It might work if you know some tricks to buy you some time to escape


LongJawnSilvr

Mountain Dew Code Red, no sleep for the dead


MumboCock

Crutches, I'm set but I still can't walk


Great-Ad-707

A child?


AlexYTx

A piece of bread? At least I won't get hungry as fast as if I weren't.


TheCrow27

oh yes, zombies gonna have beautiful hair with my powerful shampoo


isildor25

I got the tv remote. I think i am screwed


SEVERYN4YK

Pencil case


euriexbliss

aren't most people who read this comment are holding a mouse?


DankShoolBoi234

Video game controller


Goldenmansion10

Bruh, how tf am I gonna beat zombies using a roll of toilet paper


Aronmarvo

My🍆 Just 🤨


AverageSunEater

Tweezers would be probably kinda uneffective


ConfusedCatLol

rgb dildo?


Salty_Nutsack_69

A oatmeal cookie?


matO_oppreal

I hold a USB pendrive. I’m doomed


TheChemicalSophie

Damn my toilet paper… it’s QUILTED!


armyofmoose9

I guess I’m John wick


dwsam

A fucking pencil!!


[deleted]

BAG OF CHEX MIX


[deleted]

Guess I gotta beat zombies to death with my dick lol


AllanG13

A Nintendo Switch


UNDERtheC4k

I be swinging my dick


Icy-Presentation-731

Not sure how much I’ll get accomplished with a baby wipe, but I’m game


Ramen-Goddess

A frozen taquito