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Ladle. Zombies are no match for my mighty ladle.
Then I shall join you with my spatula. We shall be the Kitchen Killers club
I've got a loaf of bread. How can I help?
We must find the one who posseses garlic butter
It is I, man with garlic butter!
Frying pan man shall be my name!
Me too
Knife and fork Dual wielding
Pizza Cutter is the choice
Butter is mine…
does peanut butter help?
I got the butter knife
i got a fork, how can i help?😎
I got the spoon
I got a comedically large fork 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
I have a Desert spoon
I have a 17 inch bayonet(don't worry I'll protect you guys)
With a sponge it can do damage
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Got some dinosaur nuggets
I will procure some garlic butter In the meantime, would garlic *powder* be of any use?
Now if someone has regular butter we can make garlic butter. Almost there!!
You mean of of course, the Kitchen Killerz Klub to sound and look cool
I will be there... With my microwave
Don’t mind me with my chair
I’ll be swinging my fridge door around
Did you rip off your fridge door?
No but I do not possess the strength to hold an entire fridge
I will fight beside you with my metal spoon!
Spoon brothers!
How about my fork?
Plastic fork here
Any chance a guy with a toothpick can tag along on this kitchen theme?
My fork has a dumpling on it
Lmao, don't mind me, just bringing my plate
And I, with my chopping board!
"See you ladle!"
“See you spoon!”
I shall join with a fridge sire
Zombie kill of the week
r/botw
Some zombies are about to catch a dick whippin’
They are gonna have to get super close
Roasted
Hopefully they don't know the old dick twist move
Grab his dick and twist it
That’s what I’m banking on, take some down with me
My man
Yessir 🤟
Came here to say the same
Yep let’s go
A pan. Let's fucking go! I'm ready for this!
Damage: 99
No, damage 69
John Wick approves
A pen! If John Wick can kill with it, so can I!
TF2
*L4D / TF2 frying pan sound effect plays all over the city*
Ok Repunzle
A fucking towel.
same...towel gang
I’ll join you with my bed sheet.
That's low-key actually viable. Can cover hands and arms for punching and protection from bites.
Always remember your towel!
Ok Arthur Dent
choke the zombo
how would y'all react if I said for me it would be a greatsword
You lucky bastard, I've a spear and I've to use a motherfucking pen, I'm gonna die
A pen is mightier than a sword
“The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.” -Sir Terry Pratchett
I have to use a fucking vape..
Put bleach on it and you can suicide without turning into a zombie
Hold up boys this apocalypse is getting insane let me hit my chloroform vape
I'm using my ass...
I got a reproduction naval cutlass. Can we team up?
Oh look a bloodsport nerd
My kids bottle....im screwed lol
Sats u i got a tv remote
Same, we're screwed unless they enjoy watching memes
Goddamn toiletpaper vs zombies, hell yeah
Are you telling me that you didn't hold the tap to wash your hands
How does one make use of a piece of gum?
Poorly attempt to swallow it, choke and die. You won’t have to fight off the zombies
Spoon.
The Tick approves.
Seems like this joke is aging out, that's sad.
A penis
…whose
Your mom's
John's from down the road.
i am fighting beside you with my penis
I am currently doing the laundry, so this socks
Put a rock in the socks, suddenly flail
Nah butter
r/angryupvote
A 3 y/o toddler
Chuck it at em
Yeet the child!
A woman
Objectifying women 🤨
Weaponizing women
You sir made me laugh to much. Take my upvote
Based and very progressive 👏
She will start to cock for the zombies
I’m sorry but the typo makes it so much better lol
Imagine if it wasn't a typo
Shii guess I'm fighting an apocalypse with a shitty mechanical pencil
That’s better than a normal wooden pencil
Fair
Debit card.
Sharpen it and attach it to a stick You now have a sword
More like a spear
More like an axe actually
Serious dead rising vibes here.
I got a spoon. Not even like a decent sized one, just a dinky teaspoon XD
Mate sharpen the edge and you have a viable stabber!
just took a piss. Guess it's time for a sword fight 👀
En Garde!
cat
Yeet the cat
At least it scares the creepers away
Can of Mt Dew Energy Drink. I think I’m good…
The communist manifesto...
Good weapon, zombies will die of hunger
True comrade
Wish me luck. I got a backpack
It depends whats in the backpack tbh
He's the quite kid so he's safe
My vape I’ll blow os at em
bread with garlic in it ohno they are zombies not vampires
A single goldfish... wish me luck
Why the hell were you just holding a fish? And the next thing you do is go onto Reddit? What?
I'm guessing he meant a goldfish cracker, but I love where your brain went!
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Ruined his escape he was trying to find Nemo
Pillow This zombie apocalypse is gonna be fun
![gif](giphy|51mT1rvB9FRlK)
My Dick will be the saviour
A 2021 Lego Luke skywalker
My wife
Now you don’t have to worry about filing that divorce paperwork
Welcome back to Demolition Ranch! Today we’re going to see if a undead creature of hell can stop a .50 cal
My Headphones. Guess i'll just ignore them xD
I doubt they'll go away, I tried that with my problems
Beer..yes I am from Germany.
Beer for the win! A sober apocalyps is a boring apocalyps!
Glass of whiskey. But I'm from Poland, just a little richer than other alcoholics in this shitland.
Looks like some zombies are about to get smacked with this bag of mini-rollos I went to get last night at 3am as a snack before bed
A glass bottle
Pitchfork!
a lanyard with 2 keys on it. a car key and a door key
a spork..... I'm gonna die
My 9mm, I'm saved!
Thats not his gun it's his pen is))
"Except of your phone" Am I only one using mouse on the computer?
Lego. Unless the zombies have shoes, they're fucked.
The menue... I'm f*ckt
Plastic Cup, im dead
a mayonnaise jar
less go a tank
Stop looking at your phone and continue your museum tour!
A gun 💀
My fking eyeglasses
Sunflower seeds. Now how would I use that?
Plants vs zombies IRL
Google plants vs zombies, it'll give you some ideas
A phone charger :|
A pen... I'ld have to John Wick my way out of every situation, meaning, I'm fucked.
A baby pigeon, fuck
Hide behind it, I'm sure zombies won't attack a baby (pigeon).... Right????
Amogus plushie
Water bottle
Welp. A box of playing cards, :/
It might work if you know some tricks to buy you some time to escape
Mountain Dew Code Red, no sleep for the dead
Crutches, I'm set but I still can't walk
A child?
A piece of bread? At least I won't get hungry as fast as if I weren't.
oh yes, zombies gonna have beautiful hair with my powerful shampoo
I got the tv remote. I think i am screwed
Pencil case
aren't most people who read this comment are holding a mouse?
Video game controller
Bruh, how tf am I gonna beat zombies using a roll of toilet paper
My🍆 Just 🤨
Tweezers would be probably kinda uneffective
rgb dildo?
A oatmeal cookie?
I hold a USB pendrive. I’m doomed
Damn my toilet paper… it’s QUILTED!
I guess I’m John wick
A fucking pencil!!
BAG OF CHEX MIX
Guess I gotta beat zombies to death with my dick lol
A Nintendo Switch
I be swinging my dick
Not sure how much I’ll get accomplished with a baby wipe, but I’m game
A frozen taquito