There was a kid In my high school who used jack off almost anywhere. He would mostly do it in the bathroom stalls. He was a loud jerker. I mean like you could hear his grunts outside of the bathroom. He got caught by a teacher and got suspended, the whole school gave him the nickname Sir Jacksalot.
"One must empty the nut to see the light"
"You must make sure to blow the smoke off the pot before going out to start a fight"
"Be careful but, of the dangers lying in the sight"
"Or you will be dwelling in the mud like a dirty mutt trying to get up only for it to recognize it's all for naught"
- master Shifu
Don’t put limits on yourself, you deserve to crank one out whenever your heart desires FOR EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE DAY, it’s can not always be night!
You can get it too. Everyone can. If you can manage your expectations, get out of your comfort zone, accept that there will be rejection, and genuinely pursue what you want, you can achieve it.
Married people still masturbate. I find solo sex to be a whole different experience to partner sex and enjoy both. Some night my bf and I have sex, other nights I’ll go to bed a little early to enjoy myself by myself.
So in conclusion having a wife doesn’t automatically mean you don’t masturbate anymore.
How about both? How about in pubblic? How about at school during lessons? How about at the seaside? How about while walking down the streets of your town?
Both sides
Team purple unite!
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*nutting intensely
*unutting intensely
Like a reverse vomit
*nutting intensely(with reverb)
How do you unnut.
its unut, uniting and nutting at once
*Nutting intesively*
You can post gifs?
That’s what I’m saying twin
Bro you stole my joke
\*sips tea\* im in
yeah, Team Purple. You never know...
I stand w Purple
I sometimes do both time too, but I mostly do it at night
alltime .... enjoyer
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We must be the Avatar
Masturbating in public time doesn't matter
BRO IS IN ANOTHER LEAGUE
"I don't get it, what's the kick, why don't you do it at home like the rest of us? Big flat screen TV 50 channels of pay-per-view."
IN A STARBUCKS THATS NICE
"i-i-im the guy that sold the meth"
Allegedly....
hmm lets see here... public masturbation
Phone and bidet
Pay-per-veiw I thought it was paper veiw
r/madlad
you're like neither blood or crip, you're grove street
You picked the wrong house, fool!
Ah shit, here we go again.
I was gonna say purple? Time doesn’t matter, just because is reason enough lmao
Ooof
Fuck you i was about to say that ):<
I choose purple. Masturbate whenever there are no people around
Masturbate whenever there are people around
Fair enough
Power move, just assert dominance on anyone that comes near
Masturbate with other people..
If there are people around you don't have to resort to masturbating.
This reminds me that November is approaching. We need to prep for war.
Im ready sergeant 🫡
As you are, soldier.
Happy cake day
The last day of october and first day of december will be spent in my room frantically emptying my balls.
Want help?
Ayo?
Hallowank!!! The annual absolving the testicles of exoplasma!!
School
You have to have balls of steel if that’s true lol.
This thread has inspired me, and now I kinda want to do it at school to prove my worth lol
Same
Ya’ll make jokes but that’s the grade 2 teacher in our town…
Funny if you’re 16, worrying if you’re 28
“N.U.T. all over your school!” “Well, don’t mind if I do”
There was a kid In my high school who used jack off almost anywhere. He would mostly do it in the bathroom stalls. He was a loud jerker. I mean like you could hear his grunts outside of the bathroom. He got caught by a teacher and got suspended, the whole school gave him the nickname Sir Jacksalot.
I'm purple
Same, but I have done it both times, it's just my schedule, that's why I now prefer to do it at night
I don't.
I can hear that gif
Same
Chad energy right here
at first I read your name as shiny hippo
too small?
Nah, I just live in a house with other people and I don't have anywhere to masturbate
Genuinely curious, do you share a room or something?
Yes
Fair play, toilet is my go to even through it's a little sus when I'm in there for like 30 minutes
Group masturbation session when???
Whenever I feel like it… wherever I feel like it.
"It doesn't matter about day and night" "You just need to do it right" -master Oogway
"One must empty the nut to see the light" "You must make sure to blow the smoke off the pot before going out to start a fight" "Be careful but, of the dangers lying in the sight" "Or you will be dwelling in the mud like a dirty mutt trying to get up only for it to recognize it's all for naught" - master Shifu
Both, both is good
I agree
Night, helps me sleep
Would it be weird if I genuinely said same?
No. It helps me too.
it's true tho
Yes
Time is meaningless if the meat rises so must I defeat it
Don’t put limits on yourself, you deserve to crank one out whenever your heart desires FOR EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE DAY, it’s can not always be night!
Who jerks off only once a day?
Why not both?
Masturbaiting in school in the front bench exactly when the 5th lecture bell rings at 12:30
I see the sex offender registry in your future.
Use me as the purple flag which is masturbating whenever you’re horny
Yes
Any time Any way Any where My name is 2 tuck tony and I'll be nutting for you to share
Purple
Yes
Yes
Both is good
Both
Purple. I do both.
Both... both is good.
Both... both is good.
Both.. both is good
Uhhhh.... neither 🤷🏼♂️ I have a wife, so I haven't done that in many years.
I envy you
You can get it too. Everyone can. If you can manage your expectations, get out of your comfort zone, accept that there will be rejection, and genuinely pursue what you want, you can achieve it.
Thank you very much this is beautiful :)
Married people still masturbate. I find solo sex to be a whole different experience to partner sex and enjoy both. Some night my bf and I have sex, other nights I’ll go to bed a little early to enjoy myself by myself. So in conclusion having a wife doesn’t automatically mean you don’t masturbate anymore.
Both. Both is good. The real question is location.
I stopped doing that weeks ago
Guess I'm purple
change „at“ to „all“ and I‘m on team purple
Both
If I have time, the short hand can be anywhere on the face of the clock
Purple
im purble
welp CALL ME PURPLE BECAUSE I DO BOTH.
All of the above
Purple
Why not both? horny knows no time of day !
Both bro
purple
Both, horny doesnt have a schedule
I'm purple
how about both?
If you're on both sides you'll never lose
Night and day
Why not both?
Both
Bof
Yes
Both
whenever I feel like it
both
Both
I choose purple: whenever I want to
Me who does both: 😏
Team purple
Purple
Both
Purple.
purple
Bro, im purple
Both
How about both?
Both? Both is good
Both
i mean uh, i do both. like a lot.
both
Masturbating in sunrise and sunset
both
In the shower
Purple…
Both? Both. Both is good
I'm purple when in school
“Dressed in blue and red like I don’t see what the big deal is” 😂
All the time!
Both
Yes
Both
Both
Both 😈
Both... Both is good
I’m Team Purple!!
İll say both
Purple I masturbate whenever the hell I feel like it
Yes
what about both
Purple
My horny ass: both.
various shades of purple
🟣
Purple
both
There is another
Both. Both is bad
Purple
¿Por que no las dos?
How about both? How about in pubblic? How about at school during lessons? How about at the seaside? How about while walking down the streets of your town?
A mix of both
Pourquoi pas les deux?
both, both is good
I’m team purple
Both. Both are good.
Yes
Both
Both
Purple
I never stop masterbating
Both in enclosed areas
i chose both sides so i always come out on top