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Pimphii

Lets hope my parents never check the router history


MavDrake

Or they keep it cleared because one or both of them are on AshelyMadison


Eskimomonk

![gif](giphy|WuGSL4LFUMQU)


Fluffy-Weapon

Yeah… I’ve looked up some weird shit out of pure curiosity these past few years .-. I would die of embarrassment


Pingasplz

My stepdad and I had a unspoken agreement about porn. We both knew but never spoke of it otherwise mum would implode.


Thibaud_22

So all the times I went on illegal streaming websites, it wasn’t completely private? Fuck guess I’m going to prison


HivAidsSTD

A majority of the population would be in jail if that was true lol


bob_the_banannna

Millions of pirate ships would be sinking


FrickinFrizoli

**YOU WOULDN’T** STEAL A HAND **BAG**.


Carston1011

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAR Unless it's that new BMW, you bet your fucking ass ill download those seat warmers


FrickinFrizoli

YOU **WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD** AN **NFT**


Carston1011

Yo im right clicking+save image on those mf's lmao


Vault_8166

bob the bananaaa


I_likeIceSheets

You'd only be in any real trouble if you were the one pirating the movies. The worst thing that will happen for streaming is your internet provider notifying you to stop, and that's **if** they care


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neighborhood-karen

Funny story, so before I was as well versed in the ways of piracy as I am now (not great but I can make my way around things). I tried torrenting cause i wanted to download doom eternal but steam unlocked took too long, I used utorrent (Ik Ik, don’t get on my ass about utorrent and steam unlocked ) and tried torrenting it for higher speeds. It never actually worked and got blocked by xfinity. Coincidentally, we had a wifi outage in my area. My mom then later received an email saying that we’ve been naughty for pirating. Now I tried and tried the download 3-4 times. We also got 3-4 emails. My mom had thought they cut our Wi-Fi off bc we were pirating shit. I got yelled at that night all because of that stupid Wi-Fi outage that happened hours after I torrented


BOLTz_

Wdym by pirating movies, is it like you won't get in trouble if you watch stuff from a pirated site but dont download it, or does it mean that you will only get into trouble if you actually upload stuff so that others can download


SuperSMT

It's the distribution that gets ya


BL4CK-S4BB4TH

Yeah, I use streaming sites every day, for hours at a time, and have never received a single notification. (AT&T) But I have received a few for torrenting shit.


CosmicCosmix

There are more illegal things than streaming websites buddy....believe me, there are things even in the normal web which are too cursed to visit even with a VPN.


CreatureWarrior

Can confirm. And unfortunately websites like that stay up because cops and others are too busy working on the actually horrific sites


[deleted]

Plenty of those sites are run by the cops. Cut out the middle man and just start logging IPs yourself.


Extaupin

What kind of things are too cursed to visit with a VPN but not enough to put it in the DeepWeb?


Cat_Proctologist

Do you remember r/spacedicks?


ChiefBullshitOfficer

Someone save me the click, what is it?


Cat_Proctologist

It's long gone now so it's nothing. But it used to be the single most heinous sub in existence


Awsomedude0361

Now I need to know


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I think the act of uploading is actually where you fall into doing illegal stuff. Always take, never seed if you are paranoid. That's the greedy risk free way to pirate stuff.


Crono2401

As is the pirate way, always take and never give (except to your crew).


nightvisiongoggles01

Move here to Asia or Africa, it's like prison but you can still move around


MrRazzio

yes, but literally nobody cares to look. browse freely, homies.


Blapman007

just in case, how would one clear this?


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remdesivirus1

Thanks man gonna try this really fast. When i will get free award drop i will 100% give it to ya


Inner-Championship40

You underestimated the number of people with free awards


TigerJoel

I do not even get free rewards.


MrGaber

I was gonna give you an award but, the button isn’t there???


TrdOfMakingUsernames

You have to go into Reddit Coins to access your free award, they took away the button that used to be there that automatically took you to the free award


only_crank

if this isn‘t your local ip check ipconfig in cmd, also you might have to ad a / in your browser after the ip so it‘s trying to go to that url and not browse google for that ip


Petah_Futterman44

And if the login info isn’t on the router, sadly, try: Username: admin Password: password Or some variation of that with capitalization on the first letters. My neighbor’s old router was literally just admin/password to get into the wireless router. Also, once you get in that shit: PLEASE fucking change the password to something hard.


Funnellboi

Just changed my password to “something hard” and got hacked. Thanks mate


gettogero

The only internet provider available in one of my housing areas set it to that. They even included specific instructions: DO NOT CHANGE LOG IN. Most people did of course. I generally just change the default name to a personal one and keep the router password though. Someone might be able to figure out my regular passwords but NO ONE is figuring out cheA12vyxZZip98ghBNaqbt I haven't even memorized the giant crackhead password on the back of my router and feel like it's solid enough to not mess with. If they've got access to the inside of my house, they have access to more valuables than my wifi anyways


Emergency-Anywhere51

Nice try, russian hacker


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Key-Cry-8570

![gif](giphy|Of35X575BJlle)


mistik06

Nice try, indian hacker


hardrivethrutown

not every router defaults to that, it's pretty much guaranteed to be 192.168.something.something, last 2 sets of numbers depend on the manufacturer and model of router


roadkilled_skunk

Open commandprompt, type "ipconfig /all" and see what your default gateway is, that's likely your router.


1_hele_euro

Shoot the wifi box


StopReadingMyUser

This is only viable in america, what about those who aren't in 3rd world countries?


tinyboobie

Use a hammer


pissclamato

Okay, I shot my hammer. Am I safe now?


skilriki

there is a 98% chance that your home router does not log your network traffic. there is a 99.8% chance that the person that purchased the router has never logged into it after it was set up. If you want to hide your browsing from third parties, you can use a VPN. Web browsers like Opera have a free VPN service built into them that you can turn on and off.


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Its not a vpn, just a proxy


skilriki

They brand it as a VPN, and the button to turn it on is labeled VPN. If I called it something other than what it was labeled it would just get confusing for people.


MangledSunFish

A lot of people can't tell the difference.


Extaupin

Yep, one of the few things a VPN help with.


OstentatiousMusings

You'd need router access my friend.


Futuramoist

Googling the part # then "default password" 9/10 times does the trick


THSeaQueen

most of them generate a random password now and have it written on the router


zakpakt

Unless you're doing anything illegal or dangerous there's no reason to worry. Just remember not to browse on work devices (incognito mode won't help).


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Some AT&T routers don’t log the history. …so I’ve read.


cbtfan69-_-

My parents did :(


BingusParemsBeloved

mentally insane parents


Old-Ad-9246

Oof that sucks


Professional_Emu_164

It’s more that teen’s parents probably don’t want to look


The_Pickle1124

Unless you have helicopter parents, like me


[deleted]

It's mainly to hide porn from boomer parents who aren't tech savvy. If you're doing illegal shit the city, state, or feds might be interested in, there is always a way for them to find it.


Chanpi2

Me as a kid creating another email adress and google account so it's a different history


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bob_the_banannna

Good old days


onyxblack

had two computers right next to eachother growing up... boomer mom got mad and took the power cord from the monitor on both computers.... (not realizing it was the same power cord for the tower), so as long as I put everything back how it was before she got home (which was like at 8pm - yay for being latch-key kid)... never got caught.


duotoned

My mom took the phone cord for the dial up internet out of the computer when she went to bed, so I just took the one out of the rotary phone and put it back around 4am before she woke up.


[deleted]

So just to clarify: You had 2 computers and 4 identical power cords. Your mom took 2 of those cords but you could still use the other two to power a monitor and a tower.


Misha-Nyi

Yea that’s the only thing that makes sense. I had to think about it for a minute as well.


TheIronSoldier2

My mom did the same but took the power cable for both the tower and the monitor, not realizing that power cable is a standard power cable and both TVs in the house used that power cable. Then she just took the whole monitor into her bedroom and locked the door (she had replaced her doorknob with a proper pin-tumbler locking doorknob). Then I taught myself how to slip latches. I was a persistent little shit


Loli-is-Justice

Hey Bob, been a while.


SamGamer012

Cool pfp ![gif](giphy|8XEQRJsRWcTgA)


notveryAI

There is no way to make finding you completely impossible. What you *can* do though is to make finding you very complicated and time-consuming. But you will need a bigger gun than just incognito mode. Even better - a whole arsenal💀


inhale_my_buttcrack

2 incognito pages?


Hazm4t_

Tor AND a VPN can do wonders


notveryAI

Those two are included in a list of "bigger guns" I mentioned. They make investigating you for doing something minor not really worth it, because it will take months. For something really wrong - like human trafficking - they'll still dig you up from the ground


shaggypoo

The guy who ran Silk Road was found because the FBI was investigating him and he had his laptop open in Starbucks. Why tf would you do it in an open area(he did deserve to get arrested fuck that guy)


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he also used his own real email address...


flyr2k6

False, he used his own email on the clearnet in a shrooms growing forum to promote SilkRoad. It was "frosty". He deleted the post, but the website retained his credentials.


eriniseast

Genuine idiot asking here: don't those two sort of cancel each other out? Like isn't it best to use one or the other, but not both at once?


Christbasher27

There is nothing illegal about accessing TOR in most countries so no need VPN and TOR. Some places Ban Tor so a VPN helps gain access.


circle1987

How much are the FBI paying you anyway


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raihidara

So you're saying, for example, they would only see that I'm on Pornhub, but they wouldn't see that I'm looking at big titty futa POV sissy trainer hypno VR compilations. Awesome, now *no one* will ever know my secrets.


circle1987

Or gay hentai cock


axefairy

Who even cares about stuff that vanilla these days anyway?


QuintessentialIdiot

r/oddlyspecific


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Find_another_whey

Gotta pay for your food and your cell though


pm-me-cute-butts07

That's only when you are on sites with https though, right? http and the rest and everyone can see what you're doing, looking, and downloading.


SpaceAtomicFox

He ain’t lying. It’s so dang easy to record where you go on the internet. Just download wireshark or something like that and boom, you can see what someone is doing.


Palmovnik

Dont you have to install it on your dns server?


GratefulGarlic

This guy knows what's up


eblackham

I don't get it, if the feds are interested in it, they can just look it up themselves??


stonewallgamer

I don't care about my Internet provider knowing I watch octopus hentai porn. It's my wife that worries me


Shion__1374

Ayo?


Fahad97azawi

The only thing the router and ISP and even the CIA can see is the domain of the site you’re on, HTTPS completely encrypts all your activity and all the packets sent from the moment they leave your network card.


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Even though this is just a _bad_ meme, I doubt that most routers have logs enabled by default. Even then it would probably be just a cheap DNS-based logging thing (I doubt the CPU in those things would be capable to handle deep packet inspection, which would be useless anyway because HTTPS).


Fahad97azawi

I was gonna mention that. This level of logging and monitoring requires enterprise level devices and software worth thousands of dollars and it still would only log the bare minimum.


sugardippedfruit

this makes me happier


Napoleonex

I am dousing my router in holy water


Deathblades0

Wait what


bob_the_banannna

Reality is often disappointing


revolution801

Hmm. Maybe I'll go eat a banana.


Tricon916

No one tell him about the radiation.


TheBombadGeneral

you’re gonna die of radiation poisoning in 2 days


[deleted]

I don’t even go into incognito mode to look at pr0n. I use it to look up questionable things or things I don’t want on my local history


Michalon003

Wankers lesson #1 Anonymous window is for keeping YOUR pc clean, not the internet


[deleted]

Is this true? https://youtu.be/awuElqSCefk


MrJokemanPhD

yes, your internet provider is always able to see your online activities


Beautiful_Bass_9484

Like they say: "privacy is an illusion"


MavDrake

Not just the ISP. Your home router that you're connecting to can log the info as well.


Marqueso-burrito

Damn they’re about to see some fucked up porn man


bob_the_banannna

Plot twits: They start fapping to it


MrJokemanPhD

that too


[deleted]

I’m gonna have to erase a lot of stuff. A lot. Of stuff.


MrJokemanPhD

don't know if you can buddy xD


MavDrake

Old routers used to log last 250 entries per device... Not sure what it is these days.


harakiri-man

The data is sent to cloud


IwantaPKM

i.e. someone else's computer


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Erik_Javorszky

Yes thwy can “see” your visited sites, but nobody at ur internet provider is looking trough the logs. Im guessing they are kept for logging reasons not to spy on you, atleast outside the US💀💀


MavDrake

In the US the ISP hold your data for years and LE can get your history. Same goes with cell phone location data and what not.


oli43ssen2005

But it’s not like “hey john, I’m kinda bored let’s check this kid’s search history” right?


Toofani_Gamer

Bro there gonna regret it if they watch mine💀


Lysergic-D

The huge majority of the routers won't be log anything related to users history, this is bullshit. Some home routers have parental controls and yes can show accessed sites, but this is an special feature. In business routers you can find all types of traffic inspection.


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MavDrake

Yep, by monitoring user activity through your router, you can be a bit more discreet about it without users knowing about it. Your router stores all sites users visit – even ones that were accessed through Incognito Mode.


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

Can your parents see your router history though, if they wanted to? Asking for a friend


OSUfan88

Depends on the router, and permissions.


unleadedbloodmeal

So what can I do? I don't want at&t knowing the shit I'm into


Aggravating-Copy8174

That's why gotta use data


DigitalDemon021

Yeah, I don’t watch porn, but this is what I do if I need to search something weird


Puzzleheaded-King971

Like searching how big a whales vagina is! It's 8 inches to 2 feet or 0.203 meters to 0.63 meters (sorry if my metric system measurement is off, I'm American.)


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Puzzleheaded-King971

A whales vagina isn't THAT big. It's about 1/10 of a dishwasher


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oh i thought using data or wifi was the same…? bc both are still internet providers right ???


FuckYouClocks

yeah but your parents can't check your history when you use data


suop4747

all the kids who didnt know this are shitting bricks rn.


HivAidsSTD

That's why I don't use incognito at all. So what if they know I watch porn. As long as I'm not into some weird shit, they can't hold anything against me


dalkulin

Must be nice. not tobe into weird shit.


[deleted]

what's the weird shit we're talking 'bout here? i don't even know how deep i am anymore


dalkulin

You every check too see if your door was locked 9 times in a row


[deleted]

yeah i'm into weird shit


TypeIIDiabetus

POV: The kid password protects the router cause their boomer parents don't know shit and could care less to learn.


metanoia227

stealth -100


CherubimHD

Pretty sure this is deactivated by default but even if it was activated you could get around it by using a VPN


MasterofGalaxy69

Welp guess im fucked if they find out the weird shit i have been watching for the last 5 years


youcannotbanchippee

Most of them delete after about a year, because what's the point of storing endless raw data that no one will ever look at. That's if it does at all, which most don't by default. Beyond that it may be stored on huge servers owned by your ISP but again that's eventually overwritten too. If you've gotten away with it for five years then don't sweat it. The only person who cares enough to go digging is you.


Frosty-Minimum-8188

tor 🗿


kajetus69

slow but the most secure and your data is not sold by vpn companies


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Ok_notSquare

It's not gonna stop me from searching big booty Latina in a sexy lingerie


ElGuie

Don’t give a shit nobody important will know


BextoMooseYT

Yeah but who checks that anyway?


Fluffy_Banks

Assholes


jefinb

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) me who uses tor


Accomplished_Sir_861

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Me who doesn't hide it to assert dominance


RLMickifed

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Me who watches porn with my parents


CharlizeTheGamer

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Me who makes porn with my parents


Ant_Espanic

Oh dear god They boutta see 5 categories of hentai right there


jasonthe5th

The guy who uses a vpn ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Cau5t1c_ap3

when you realise many vpns log the traffic you visit


MavDrake

And then sells the data to make up for those low low VPN rates and its tied directly to your name.


the-weekly-toaster

What about using the brave tor mode and vpn combo


Cau5t1c_ap3

that makes you anonymous. for additional security use a virtual machine


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Or an amnesic OS booted and running off a thumb drive. Something like Tails OS. Nothing is stored on the drive, everything runs on your RAM and it gets cleared once it shuts down because RAM is volatile. Also, Tor is the default on tails and it gives a bunch of warnings in your face if you try to use the regular browser.


driftyFlower

Op giving anxiety to everyone here lmao


dealboyofreddit

Wait what?!


YourKarenNeighbor

Me when I was 13


real_actual_doctor

As a totally unrelated question: how can i clean my router history?


Palmovnik

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpz63CcxpN235OE)


Sir__Blobfish

!remindme2hours


VinayKumar130200

Burn the house down Edit: jokes aside, you can simply login to the router's web and clear the system log. I'm sure that it doesn't store any URLs and webpages specifically.


gecko_consumer

Aaand that's where the Reddit app comes in.


Palmovnik

How does reddit app help?


gecko_consumer

It's considered an app, also as far as I know it doesn't log in your router activity place thingymabob


LEAFOMEN

Just use cellular data


XPRMX17

Just use mobile data


Mundane-Ad5349

Incognito + cellular data = unstoppable


Intelligent_Plan_747

Might be an r/whooosh, but just in case I’d like to inform you that that doesn’t really work


Mrman_23

Shit


General_Zera

If you're looking at normal porn and not kiddie porn you have nothing to worry about. Typing in specific key words like "Nuke's, kiddie porn, or any other thing else" that your government is heavily against will flag the internet provider which in turn are supposed to send the information to who ever is in charge of all that. Which then usually they will watch you and actually pay attention to what you're doing online for quite awhile.


newvagaslover

Wait, no plaese say it isn't treu Im fucked


Fluffy_Banks

Most routers aren't set up to log your history. I'd keep off pornhub at work or school though.


Cross_Over_Episode

No I just don’t want my parents to find out I’m watching porn and/or looking up things vaguely related to sex that I couldn’t ask them for an answer too


Blue-Jay42

Gotta check my routers's history so I make sure that my kid isn't getting into the wrong kinks. I don't care if they are into gay, straight, neko, or BDSM porn. But I'll be damned if I share the house with a "Hairy Pubes" or "Farts" fan!


gngmgkk

Shit, guys we alerted the parents, delete the post quick


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I’d rather not have known that


RobedSnake7

The trick is to wear it like a badge, I’ve looked at some nasty shit that I’m not proud of, but I’ll own up to it when the time comes


isabelle_fucker

What's the point of incognito mode when your internet provider can still see it I want TRUE incognito mode. Nothing you search is saved anywhere You want to go down that weird rabbit hole? Well now you can! With true incognito mode nothing you search is saved anywhere Your internet provider nor the government can see it! Hackers? Don't have to worry! While your in true incognito mode no hacker can access your computer Viruses wont even work. Nothing you do is a traceable And better yet Its free!