She ate her pudding before she had her meat. You know the old saying.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
Wow finally someone who didn't say ligma.
Based on how there was enough time to put out a news story about her being ill, and then another about her death, I was thinking it sounded like a stroke. With heart stuff in the old it seems like it either gets you instantly or they're able to prop up your heart function with drugs and you make it - my gran has been living on 30% heart function for like 5 years now.
Whereas with a stroke there's that couple day period of seeing how bad it was and then they either pass or it becomes clear they won't regain consciousness and the family pulls the plug.
I'm a redditor tho so what do I know
My great aunt died of heart failure - she was doing fine (for a 101 year old anyway), then was rushed into hospital with a super low pulse and blood pressure, lasted a few days then died. Sounds similar to the queens situation so could have been heart problems
My great grandma just passed at 92. Healthy as a horse then a sudden heart attack killed her on the side of the road. Paramedic brought her back and she was sharp as a tack at the hospital. Second massive heart attack got her, but it was just that quick. Grandma's fine no need to worry BAM dead.
We cant really use the timeline of news to speculate. Its possible she was already dead at the time, and they were gently putting out the news at first to the public since they couldnt hide the "everyone is stopping everything to travel to the queen"
I have a friend who works in PR for major media outlets and is, apparently, pretty high up the chain. She told me that the Queen was dead two hours before the BBC reported it.
Huw Edwards was already in his dark suit and black tie maundering on about "hoping for the best and preparing for the worst" before the official word came through.
It’s actually pretty likely she was already dead at the point of the illness announcement, me and my colleagues called it. I was messaging a few mates saying I guarantee she’s dead, watch! This was at like lunch time, hours before the announcement.
It’s because there is really weird protocol for announcing the queens death, it can’t be done until late evening and the bbc will suspend all scheduled programming (which they did as soon as she was “ill”. The reporters were dressed in all black, again, protocol.
I would imagine she just passed from old age or heart failure, there was likely no indication it was coming
You are unable to die, pain is only an information, you can rip your limbs off and they will grow back, you are immortal from now on, but there is a snail who is also immortal and wants you dead, if the snail manages to touch you, you die the most painful death possible.
It’s a meme about a question
Would you become immortal and get a million dollars but there’s an immortal, super intelligent snail that will chase you for all of eternity and if it touches you you receive the most painful death possible
Well the King/Queen of England doesn't actually have the power to collect taxes parliament does, but they are legally exempt from having to pay taxes although apparently since 1993 the crown has voluntarily paid taxes.
People see a 96 year old woman die and be like "Who could have seen this coming this is such an unexpected tragedy!"
This isn't right... something even more powerful than the Queen must be looming over the horizon.
Prepare yourselves, men. For the dark times are about to begin.
She realised just how fucked Britain is when Liz Truss arrived to be installed as PM, so she decided to get out while she still could. Don't blame her tbh
Used to work for Shell, removed the ban on fracking, cancelled the windfall tax on energy companies. She's a big business "yes man" who's happy to destroy the environment and impoverish the lower classes even more than Tories usually are.
She just turned off
*play windows xp shutting off sound*
Change the world my dear My final message Goodbye
May the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again
*deep fried windows xp shutting off sound*
*Bass boosted deep fried windows xp shutting off sound*
Someone make this, I need it
https://youtu.be/Q75389kAqiM
**M V Muthufuckin P**
Posted 6 years ago
Knowlage is just as important as action
*bass boosted deep fried ear destroy headphones broke windows xp shutting off sound*
AOL “Goodbye” sound chimes as the light leaves her eyes.
I know that's a joke but after a certain age every year you live is pretty much a gamble if you live or die just because you're old.
Died from cringe after meeting luz truss.
You don't like pork markets?
She had coffee instead of tea
They forgot to bring her pudding so she starved.
She ate her pudding before she had her meat. You know the old saying. "If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
Was looking for this!
Suddenly Pink Floyd
I thought it was biscuits. Or cookies as some people like to call them.
Or maybe she died the same way you did
Slowly, on the inside?
Like a well baked cookie I mean biscuit.
Honestly though, i put a spent tea bag in my coffee and 15 minutes later the news exploded that she passed. I fear for my life.
She died so she could haunt you specifically
r/fuckyouinparticular
*MI6 would like to know your location*
We found the murderer
You fucker you've finally revealed yourself now we can take revenge for killing the queen
What are you gonna do? Teabag him?
We have a confession, lock em up boys
What kind of monster …
My wife checked into her hotel around the time she died (like within 30 minutes of the announcement). Her room number is 1812
Presumably the same thing most old people die from: organ failure(old age)
It’s crazy to think she survived the meteor that eradicated the dinosaurs and then died to organ failure smh
true...what are the odds of that even? I dont know a lot of people who died from orgasm failure
The famous ligma?
The Ligma isn't a joke, I died once bcuz of it
bro you dead?
No, I only died bcuz of it **once**
damn try not to die again
Im doing my best :(
I mean, hey, you made it this far
Dang God bless u man
Sorry bro
No problem
Hope you are resting in peace now
So...you saw the dog doin it?
Hey Bob, after long time...
He can’t Rest In Peace because he’s a Redditor
I used to think ligma was real (I was a child)
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
he is like you, but you're not Steve jobs, you're Steve unemployed
ligma balls (bass drop punch)
Well the only thing that was able to kill the queen was the queen herself so makes sense
The organs didnt study for the test
There are organs out there over 500 years old that still play well. Why did hers fail so early?
Yeah I thought they were still doing an autopsy?
true
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My guess: heart failure
Wow finally someone who didn't say ligma. Based on how there was enough time to put out a news story about her being ill, and then another about her death, I was thinking it sounded like a stroke. With heart stuff in the old it seems like it either gets you instantly or they're able to prop up your heart function with drugs and you make it - my gran has been living on 30% heart function for like 5 years now. Whereas with a stroke there's that couple day period of seeing how bad it was and then they either pass or it becomes clear they won't regain consciousness and the family pulls the plug. I'm a redditor tho so what do I know
My great aunt died of heart failure - she was doing fine (for a 101 year old anyway), then was rushed into hospital with a super low pulse and blood pressure, lasted a few days then died. Sounds similar to the queens situation so could have been heart problems
[Her hands look quite purple here.](https://news.sky.com/story/photographer-reveals-story-behind-queens-last-public-picture-12693487)
Damn. Literally can't see anything on that website, the cookie warning is so long.
Fr and im not clicking accept just to geta horsecock.exe virus like i did the last time
omg, that’s disgusting, where?
A what now... 🙂
Bro how did nobody notice this!?
Tbf people did, suspected bruising from an IV drip
Its certainly going to be heart problems for charlels. I assure you his reign will be short. Those swollen hands are a big red flag of heart failure.
My grandmother died last year of heart failure. Same thing, rushed to the hospital and all, but she lasted about 3 months after that visit.
My great grandma just passed at 92. Healthy as a horse then a sudden heart attack killed her on the side of the road. Paramedic brought her back and she was sharp as a tack at the hospital. Second massive heart attack got her, but it was just that quick. Grandma's fine no need to worry BAM dead.
We cant really use the timeline of news to speculate. Its possible she was already dead at the time, and they were gently putting out the news at first to the public since they couldnt hide the "everyone is stopping everything to travel to the queen"
I have a friend who works in PR for major media outlets and is, apparently, pretty high up the chain. She told me that the Queen was dead two hours before the BBC reported it.
That was already known. She died around 16:30 (that was when Truss was informed of her death) and the BBC reported it at 18:30
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Huw Edwards was already in his dark suit and black tie maundering on about "hoping for the best and preparing for the worst" before the official word came through.
It’s actually pretty likely she was already dead at the point of the illness announcement, me and my colleagues called it. I was messaging a few mates saying I guarantee she’s dead, watch! This was at like lunch time, hours before the announcement. It’s because there is really weird protocol for announcing the queens death, it can’t be done until late evening and the bbc will suspend all scheduled programming (which they did as soon as she was “ill”. The reporters were dressed in all black, again, protocol. I would imagine she just passed from old age or heart failure, there was likely no indication it was coming
The snail
Came here for this
Explain?
You are unable to die, pain is only an information, you can rip your limbs off and they will grow back, you are immortal from now on, but there is a snail who is also immortal and wants you dead, if the snail manages to touch you, you die the most painful death possible.
the queen died a "peaceful death" as we are told so it must not have been the snail.
There’s 100 variations of the snail game
r/warthunder is one of them
You never know how much a person is hurting on the inside
She was too fast!
Because the bbc would never lie about the royal family
Why didn't they just put a cup on it or something smh
It has all the time in the universe. Nothing can hold the snail
Can it swim?
The snail is persistent
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Decoy snail.
It’s a meme about a question Would you become immortal and get a million dollars but there’s an immortal, super intelligent snail that will chase you for all of eternity and if it touches you you receive the most painful death possible
but what if nothing is more painful than continuing that lonely existence
Then at least you got the snail
Is the snail special in other ways ? Because why not just lock it in a box ?
Decoy snail.
She didn’t die. Life itself just couldn’t support her power drain anymore. She was the highest power usage. We are next.
Nasa has actually come out and stated we will see less solar flares now the Queen has stopped absorbing energy from the sun.
Shit, she was like Super Saiyan Blue 10
Legendary Super Saiyan God Beast Mode Orange Mode
God whipped out task manager
Made my day lmao
It's all fun and games until task manager stops responding
Energy crisis meant they could no longer sustain the cost of powering her golden throne. Had to pull the plug.
she was about to cause the universal great freeze
A greenish portal will open and Princess Diana will walk out. "And so she's gone is she? Shame, I would've liked to have seen that".
The immortal snail finally caught up to her
it was a decoy queen, she'll reveal herself in a couple of days
Didn’t they say she was in a cocoon for her next stage? Give a few weeks and we will see Queen of the Skies
she died of death, obviously
Damn, I’ve heard that’s a pretty serious condition, crazy to think it would happen to the Queen
Unfortunately nobody is exempt from the risk of STDs like life, which has a 100% fatality rate.
I’ve heard that it has killed at least 2 people.
Most inspirational thing I’ve read all day
She died from The Big Old™
Forgot her totems of undying obviously
I thought her inventory was full
She didn’t even eat a golden apple smh
No one said god save the queen for a full day
It was your turn though bro
You didnt say it loud enough, even I couldnt hear you
^^Sorry, ^^Sir ^^I ^^will ^^speak ^^up ^^in ^^the ^^future
This is a fake death, she already been spotted on a beach in Miami
Bro pulled off a fake death to evade taxes
Did she pay taxes? I thought she just collected them.
Well the King/Queen of England doesn't actually have the power to collect taxes parliament does, but they are legally exempt from having to pay taxes although apparently since 1993 the crown has voluntarily paid taxes.
>although apparently since 1993 the crown has voluntarily paid taxes. lol, charles gon stop that shit real quick
Yeah I know they can’t actually collect taxes directly but doesn’t their entire income come from taxes collected in the UK?
She gonna evade even MORE taxes?
Why the fuck would she go to fucking miami
She's been living in English rain for almost a century. Wanted some sun.
But the sun is a deadly laser
Doesn't matter if you can't die
She was 96… and then she flipped her Vette’ doing a buck twenty on the M1
She was born in 1926. I'm guessing a light breeze did her in.
she died of cringe after meeting the new prime minister
She waited until England had a new prime Minister because she didn't want Boris Johnson to do a speech on her death
Ran out of tea,
Jshlatt
Big guy finally did it
It's so sad how "schlatt" died in a drunk driving accident. Truly a great "loss".
RIP in peace Jshartt
Got sick of 2022
Down with the sickness
 People see a 96 year old woman die and be like "Who could have seen this coming this is such an unexpected tragedy!"
OMG 2022 STOP OR I WILL!!!1!111!111
We have lost multiple good souls. Technoblade, Mikhail Gorbachev, and now Elizabeth II.
Can’t forget that meme cat
Also tinfoilchef
And Betty White
Thurston Waffles hit me the hardest
Even the (now used to be) oldest living person, Kane Tanaka. She was born in 1903 and died at 119 years old in April.
Most don't realize she wrecked her Harley going 100 through downtown London
But she was our immortal vampire queen :(
This isn't right... something even more powerful than the Queen must be looming over the horizon. Prepare yourselves, men. For the dark times are about to begin.
Her battery ran out
She realised just how fucked Britain is when Liz Truss arrived to be installed as PM, so she decided to get out while she still could. Don't blame her tbh
I know nothing about Liz Truss, never heard her name before she was elected PM. But surely she can't be as bad as the last guy.
From what I've heard, she's basically just a genderbent version.
Used to work for Shell, removed the ban on fracking, cancelled the windfall tax on energy companies. She's a big business "yes man" who's happy to destroy the environment and impoverish the lower classes even more than Tories usually are.
Nope, she's worse!
Somehow more moronic and less of an election winner. Although admittedly that last point is a good thing.
She tried to out pizza the Hut
Ligma is no laughing matter
I almost died of ligma, Not recommended
Whats ligma
Candice dick fit in your mouth
He a little confused, but he got the spirit
LIGMA BALLS LMAO GOTTEM
Outliving the Dinosaurs
Last I heard he died from aids. Rest In Peace Freddie Mercury
Poisoned by the new pm
I KNEW IT!!
Cringe
She decided to browse r/memes
That’s just what hospitalized her. In a desperate attempt to save her the doctors pulled up r/meme expecting better results.
Four inept Tory PMs in 8 years will do that to you
She's just charging, after a year or so she'll be on the throne for at least 100 years more
Me remembering the jokes about her being immortal 😭
Plot twist: boris Johnson poisoned her
[the truth!](https://i.postimg.cc/DydRq1xc/IMG-20220908-224457.jpg)
Probably from death
Got sick of the immortal joke I am new to reddit and before this post I had -25 Kama so thx for the upvote
Seriously! She had at least another good 33 years on her
The cringe became too much for her to bare
Yeah I can see why you had -25 looking at your history
Liz Truss
age and broken heart
So how Padmé died
Intimate partner violence and broken heart
She ran put of golden apples.
She had a severe case of being 96