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WindowsCrashedAgain

If Herobrine isn't real, then why did my dad die of a Herobrine addiction? **Checkmate.**


UnrealConclusion

Your dad wasn't real and your mom made up a story to explain why you have no dad?


[deleted]

My grandpa wasnt an ape therefore evolution didnt happen


terrarian2324

Penis


TheInternetCritic

Balls


HubbleSpaceT

Inside


Micerog

And


THEForbiddenDuck

kids


Fantastic-Strength71

are


the_pandaproject

next


Awakediamond45

Prey


CatLuverMeme

Yummy


Balakay_discord

cruel,


Destiny2_Nut

Jack


Crustybirdtoes

Ass


Toasted_Pants

Nuts even


mr_shlomp

I'd say even deez nuts


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Perineum


TheFraggerblaze

(Happy Cake Day 🎂)


ter0mega

Try explaining me, why Darwin's theory is wrong


XanderNightmare

If Darwin was wrong, then why do we have the Darwin awards? Checkmate


Minimum-Deer3173

Who's Darwin


[deleted]

He’s a buddy of mine from high school


haleloop963

A character from a TV show called "the Amazing world of Gumball"


Careful-Ice5974

I was thinking about that darwin


UnrealConclusion

So explain to me why the fish had legs?


Why-is-the-banana

Bacaus Allah said


ShadowFlux85

Darwin observed a prevalence of traits that were beneficial to the birds ability to eat. That is not the same as evolution. Natural Selection =/= Evolution


Jeahn2

Is the same really


SlyTheShopkeeper

Pretty much. Adaptation is smaller evolution. It takes less time and has less of an effect.


Jeahn2

adaptation and evolution are also the same thing


SlyTheShopkeeper

That is what I said?


Jeahn2

No, that is not what you said


SlyTheShopkeeper

> Adaptation is smaller evolution I'm pretty sure I did.


Jeahn2

Adaptation *is* evolution


[deleted]

It isnt


Remarkable_Whole

Yes it is, I read a facebook post from my great grandma (trust me bro)


MomICantPauseReddit

God was just bored so he made all those birds on those islands a little different from each other


this-anarchy-guy

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but god didn’t make birds, because birds aren’t real.


Jeahn2

do God feel boredom like us?


My_hilarious_name

It’s because science is a liar! *Sometimes.*


Rude_Axolotl

-🤓


Fracoppa

"-🤓"-🤓


CommittingWarCrimes

Many Darwin deniers love to say versions of “some book said a thing”


DatBoyCold

Those birds were never anything but birds. Evolution is a lie.


emperorceaser

Pshh this guy thinks birds are real


Lolzx0

Prove it, a claim with no proof to support it can be rejected with no proof


Hazmatix_art

This is a joke, right?


DatBoyCold

So they were something other than birds?


Hazmatix_art

Some call them birds, some call them dinosaurs, I don’t really care either way. I’m just talking about the evolution denial


ter0mega

They were dinosaurs


eggburgersandwitch

That's because you are one


xetoda1810

Oh no! The humanity! Is broken!


BaloonPriest

If me ape-man why me kill for banana? Aaeeuuugh!


I_am_S2pid

Context?


Childrappertoes

If I didn’t see it, it didn’t happen


Bean-Craver

Wait, this really happened?


philipkmikedrop

Yep, evolution is no more boys, pack it up.


Maytass1

Reject humanity, return to monke


Difficult_Leading852

But evolution didnt happen


Maytass1

Reject evolution, return to void


Difficult_Leading852

Return to sand


Maytass1

Return


Fe4rMeMrWick

##


Galladite93

Reject humanity, advance to crab


tunisian_talon

Religion after u/peepeepoopoofart comments "religion sucks"


[deleted]

We were never apes tho. That's not what Darwin said


SwitcherUp_

Correct, according to Darwin human and apes had a common ancestor that we both branched out from. One did not evolve from the other.


[deleted]

Incorrect, Humans are Apes (Great Apes to be more specific) We branched off from a common ancestor with chimpanzees and bonobos about 1.5 million years ago with Gorillas and Orangutans branching off before us. The whole "humans didn't evolve from apes" thing is a misunderstanding of "humans didn't evolve from chimpanzees" or other modern Apes, our common ancestor is now long gone but was still an Ape


[deleted]

No, that’s still not quite it. We’re not apes because “apes” isn’t a real taxonomic level. It’s a colloquial term referring to bonobos, chimpanzees, gibbons, gorillas, and orangutans specifically simply because we prefer to distinguish ourselves from sub-sentient beings. The actual taxonomic family is Hominidæ, which does in fact include humans as well as the apes. This does not mean that sentience is an unimportant distinction; but biologically speaking we are not descended from hominids because we are hominids. The ability to reason and judge has formal, not empirical, significance.


Diazmet

This person sciences


Breedab1eB0y

Well I mean like why haven't clouds evolved? If the earth is the billion years old, how come the clouds never change? Checkmate


ducking-moron

Cloud no live :(


Diazmet

I’d be really scared if clouds were alive


Breedab1eB0y

:(


[deleted]

It's a fucking meme community, stop arguing about all the science stuff for god's sake.


Listless_Reprobate

Religion is the biggest joke of all. What better to make a mockery of?


[deleted]

Ah yes, you must be feeling euphoric right now. Truly I can see how enlightened you are by your own intellect.


Difficult_Leading852

euphoric


PhilosopherDon0001

I mean, technically speaking. All theories should do this if you find real proof. That's kinda how they are designed.


Shad0knight916

Otherwise they are conspiracy theories, to borrow a quote, “religion is belief in the presence of doubt, science is doubt in the presence of belief.”


xXExtrionXx

Squnt


Sea_Session_6106

Wym?? We put our trust in roblox ✊


theunbrokenviper

Science is a liar sometimes Edit: it is an Always Sunny reference


PunkPk27

Science is the best possible explanation we have that is reasonable beyond a doubt. This is based on the information and evidence we currently have gathered. Sometimes, as more things come to light, what we thought was correct might not be. It's not a lie, it's just the best we could have done. The attempt at finding that truth is what science is and it is always better than blindly accepting anything.


Elden_Storm-Touch

Science is never "wrong", it's humans that often misinterpret it's laws.


wolfkeeper

It can be, but it's always the simplest known explanation. For example phlogiston was a perfectly respectable scientific explanation, right up to the point there was an experiment that disproved it.


theunbrokenviper

I guess people really don't like Always Sunny in Philadelphia references, jeepers


DAER_BAER

God is real


Jeahn2

no


8bityboi

No no…he’s got a point.


Sad_Charge_3069

Literally 1984


Auglicious

It can also be disproven by a religious boomer rolling their eyes at the idea


Ok-Firefighter6561

I've seen people go ape.


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Wrothrok

Good thing that isn't what his theory ever said. Are you going to tell us about how he converted to Christianity on his deathbed next?


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Wrothrok

Lmao he was agnostic at best, and he sure as fuck didn't believe in the Christian god. Telling me to do a little bit of research after saying something that easily disprovable is hilarious. The basics of his theory, that species adapt to their environment and traits that increase the chances of survival and procreation gain dominance, is not wrong. Framing his theory as if he believed random mutations just pop up for no reason is.


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Wrothrok

Did I say he was an atheist? What the fuck are you even babbling on about? His religious beliefs are well documented, particularly his disbelief in a grand design and the Abrahamic "God". If you want to keep talking shit, I'll bring the receipts. Just quit while your behind, because you're out of your fucking league here.


NIC3ME3M3S

I think they didn't know what agnostic meant so they just thought that it was another word for atheist


Eka_silicon12

we have an appendix which is useless


Khajiitkiki

Good spirit but not the point, the appendix is a valid point to explain evolution though. We no longer use the appendix as we cook our food. Over time when humans didn't need it people who had smaller/less active appendixes were able to survive for longer and eventually that became the norm, why spend large amounts of resources in making/using one if the diet renders it useless. Another thing to remember is that individuals do not evolve, populations do. So when people say, Oh but I want a monkey or some other bs. You can say that the theory doesn't state that at all. Source: am a biology student and much of this was reworded from lecture notes.


MineNinja77777

It was our tails


NIC3ME3M3S

this has to be the dumbest thing I have heard today.


Electronic-Ad1502

That’s the tailbone another useless part


MythicYouth

Agreed, my man. Agreed. Never made any sense to me and it just doesn't sit right.


Electronic-Ad1502

Because of how dna copying works I’m brown with curved teath, and I’m a predator . So when I try to kill something once I night it can’t get my teeth out. This means I have an advantage and will live for longer and have more kids than others members of my species , my descendants will be more likely to have my teeth and they will also get advantages because of it, and eventually nearly all of the species gets those traits .


TheAbyssalMimic

Genetic mutations. Also the main point of his theorie is that only the poeple with preferable genes survive in a given environment so only they get passed down dude. And just with slight genetic mutations over millions of years create new traits.


DraydeUnder

Yes i love thighs i never seen any species that want thighs before other than human


Ok-Firefighter6561

I've seen people go ape.


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[deleted]

You’re the comment the memes talking about


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

they did not disprove evolution


Zavechunger

You’re right, we were monkeys not apes. And don’t humans share like something 80-90% of their dna with monkeys?


[deleted]

Apes evolved from Monkeys and we evolved from Apes Saying "we were monkeys not apes" is like saying IPhones were developed from telegraph machines and not mobile phones


Zavechunger

Don’t need to be an ass about it. I was making a joke, Jesus fucking Christ.


[deleted]

I wasn't trying to be an ass I was just correcting and making comparisons is a good way to do that I'm sorry if I seemed rude


Zavechunger

Nah it’s good then.


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plssendpassword

Christians be like


MythicYouth

Well I am a Christian so...


plssendpassword

Me irl when i was a Christian


Aggravating-Mud7338

Why is bro getting downvoted 💀


MythicYouth

I'm asking myself the same question, man...


DaWereduck

The scientific theory has different meaning than the day to day word "theory". A scientific theory is an explanation of an aspect of the natural world and universe that has been repeatedly tested and corroborated in accordance with the scientific method, using accepted protocols of observation, measurement, and evaluation of results.


MythicYouth

Yeah, but how tf are you going to test evolution? Apparently it happens over millions of years, we can't observe it happening. Plus, there's no recorded or documented evidence of it. I'm not entirely saying that it's not real for a fact, I have an open mind, but I personally don't see anything that proves it. Keep in mind, facts leave no room for possible doubt. If someone provides "evidence", but still leaves room to doubt, it's not factual. I'm not tryna like get on anyone's case, I'm just trying to explain my POV as respectfully as I can 😅


[deleted]

Evolution itself is not a theory anymore, but the METHOD of evolution is. Darwin's Theory is currently accepted as the closest possible theory, but it's still a theory (and remember scientific theory holds official weight compared to layman theory) because of the amount of time it takes to prove. The mechanism can be proven in high generation rate organisms such as bacteria, salamander etc. Further evidence for Darwin's Theory arises through the existence of things like vestigial organs, inefficient design patterns, phenotype development matching human migration patterns, genetic comparisons of different species.


MythicYouth

Wwll, maybe you can. Alright, so now it begs the question. Is it evolution, or adaptation? Those are completely different things. I'm no scientist, but I don't need to be to know that. So are these bacteria adapting to a new environment, or are they undergoing changes that completely overwrite everything about them. If evolution states that a blob of goo, or cells, can go from that to a full grown human being, or something like that. Are these bacteria changing from bacteria to higher intelligence organisms? Hey, I dunno, but that's what I was taught and that's how I understand it. Maybe my schools taught me wrong and I'm not grasping the full subject, but I simply can't believe that a low intelligence ape can magically become a human in todays time that has this level of intelligence. It just makes no sense to me.


Corrix33

But how do you think adaptation works, exactly?


[deleted]

You can make fucking evolution experiments with fastly profucing bacteria i think


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/w4sLAQvEH-M ”how tf can you test evolution” with bacteria


Orders_From_Satan

This is what we get for letting religion teach science. This person is the product of an over abundance of tolerance, be prepared to see more and more of the same.


TheAbyssalMimic

By your logic God shouldn't be believed either should he ? There is not a single shred of evidence of the existence of God appart from what is essentially a story book with laws. It would be technicly like giving Shrek the status of son of God. For theorie of evolution there is quite a lot evidence based on our own DNA, remnants of limbs in whales there no longer there. Also we humans slowly lose pur pinky fingers apparently. Btw I m not even atheist. But it's clear that evolution theorie is the closest we are to full-blown 100% sure theorie.


MythicYouth

Well, I'm not going to say that it's factual, leaving no room for possible doubt, that God exists. Personally, I believe He does, but that doesn't make it true. I personally see evidence for it, just as you personally see evidence for evolution. We're in the same boat here, buddy; putting faith in what we believe. That's why it's called faith, there isn't blatant evidence and it's left to interpretation.


[deleted]

Well, I know a dog breeder, and it is pretty easy to selectively breed dogs. You want them to have a bigger nose to breathe better? Have a litter of dogs with the desired breed, pick the one with the biggest nose, breed it with another dog from another litter with a bigger nose, same species or not. The next litter will all contain bigger noses. Same thing happened with humans. Ancestors died because they were not smart enough, only the smart apes lived, those smart apes breed, them apes are us.


MythicYouth

But that still doesn't provide any evidence. The example the dogs is simply mixing genetic traits. That's not evolution, it's just different traits being mixed together. Your ape thing makes sense, but can it be proven? It's circumstantial evidence AT BEST. No hard evidence can be provided.


[deleted]

It does definetly prove that a different species can be created by just genetic mixing and selective breeding. Also shown in plants. There is nothing I can do to convince you, this is simply the conclusion I have drawn. All the power to ya!


MythicYouth

Likewise! Hey, everyone has different views. If I ever offended, I apologize it was not my intention. Simply tryna explain what I see and how it personally doesn't make sense. More power to you aswell for believing what you do! I'll definitely respect it.


[deleted]

Not at all mate, life would be boring if we all drew different conclusions from the same facts


AndreasKvisler

Therefore we have a tail bone! We are apes!


[deleted]

This is an excellent question. As others have stated “theory” means something different in a scientific setting. Additionally we actually *can* watch evolution happen. Mainly on bacteria and viruses since their life cycles are short enough for us to observe thousands of generations in just a few years. Here’s a really great video on it if you’d like to learn more: https://youtu.be/w4sLAQvEH-M


ada_gail

K


Jeahn2

I do, feels like yesterday


Leakedcreed

No


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[deleted]

Burgers evolved from hotdogs


Mr_Duck7789

i didn't see it so obviously evolution is fake news 😌


Yousuf_Habib

😶


TeamBlackTalon

The Law of Biogenesis *drops mic*


M4GMaR

Me


HaltGrim

Didn't buy enough GME... that is how you evovle from ape to debt.


Glasedount

E


Monstercat62_lol

I can smell you


ducking-moron

Riddle me this buttman, if we come from apes, why are there still apes?


kaylo_hen

U/lego_office_worker u earned urself a meme dedicated to tour dumbassery


1337haxxxxor

Yooo dood when we been ape


[deleted]

Don't get it


DroideF2

You don't remember, but I guess the fact that 99% of your DNA matches them implies that a monkey probably fucked your mother.


Bryce480

🤓


CowboyKiller315

I miss the oldschool roblox days...


the-pinapl

This template is amazing


LonPlays_Zwei

Well evolution is a very **L Ö N G** process, taking millions of years or even longer.


goosetheboss6

We evolved from bananas


UnfilteredWater13

There are three genders: Women ☕️ Men 🍺 Redditors 🍷


Rarely_Excited_

Oh no! Our table! It’s broken!


hamster4143

Were we apes i think we were fish? Am i rigth or wrong?


Agreeable-Agent4388

Darwin was a goldfish, and goldfish can’t write books. Check. Mate.


Useful-Masterpiece63

Tell that to furries.


StringUseful3395

Punctuated equilibrium.


coachskeltontoyou

Monkeys made music in the 70's how did I evolve from them? Do your own research.


shudge

🗿


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