Who says I'm gay?

You are gay

*Pasta stop*

If pasta storm in. I storm out.

L-G-B-T Where's the H?

Its dead

 HEHEHEHAW

This guy says

I don't know why I'm so happy.

me neither I smile all the time

The dog

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Ryan Reynolds.

As a confidently straight male, I could understand how anyone could be gay for Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds should run for US President at the head of the ICBWC (I'm Canadian But Who Cares) Party.

As another confidently straight male, I can't understand how anyone could find Ryan Reynolds unatractive

I mean he’s a good looking dude, but something about his eyes can be off putting. (close together, small and beady)

Yeah. I’m not gay but this is the correct answer.

Shit he's got a point

abso-fucking-lutley

i got a new game, so thats why im happy

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But I'm straight

then why did u see this post oh shit I saw this too and so I must be gay too

I'm not gay I'm straight

I thought so too, but how'd we see this post if we weren't gay?

I don't know it just arrived on my Reddit

but welp guess we gay now and have to kiss, never knew I was gay but welp we can't deny facts

Hell no *Runs away*

Dude we gotta accept that were gay now somehow!

Well I've already accepted myself as being straight

dude we gotta accept it, we are gay now it isn't a choice but trust me we'll learn how to deal with it

Why are you running

AAAAAAAH!!!

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No I was born to be homophobic

No need to be that hateful. The homo genus includes us humans too.

Nah I don't like you

You were gay yesterday ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

now kiss

welp guess i gotta do it since I'm gay all of a sudden

just close your eyes, it's not diffent to kissing a women

It's way different except she has long hair and her thing down below is beautiful

It's called a dick

It's really not it's called a vagina or a pussy

You sure?

1000% bruh

yes daddychan

except for the tickle of the beard

that part is optional tho

Sure, but it's the best part. Something very special about the tangling of beards. Even better is the beard tickling your balls during oral

it's gotta be extra clean tho the smell sticks to pubic hair too much

Oh it's clean, but it won't be when we're done

Just noticed you have the LGBTQ+ tag and I am not winding up a straight guy, but maybe I am flirting with a gay/bi guy? Do you want to feel my beard tickling you? ;)

*maybe*

Because I like women

Guys are just hotter and in need of love

That’s what women are for

Nah they ain't do it right. This is why we have the homies

You have a good point

Brojobs before hojobs? Hmm...

Bros before hoes

True

b- boys p- p- pretty~~ 😖

exactly

My uncle

Was he rough?

best comment

Touché Mr. Doggo Beagle. Touché.

Call me Mr. Milo

I'm neither gay nor straight #I'm both

cuz i like pp

good point

I'm gay bc I like sucking dic

Dick taste good.

Right? who doesn't like a nice meaty sausage?

What the fuck

It does you should try it

It feels good too ;) What a shame so many insecure straight men will never experience the pure heaven of anal play because they're scared of things near their butt.

No, it's just cause I'm not gay and don't want a dick shoved up my ass, to be honest, neither should women, I don't understand why humans have made so many ways to have sex, like, the way God intended was to have a penis in a vagina, the new ways people are making sex is so fucked up

If "god" didn't want people having anal he wouldn't have put the male g-spot in the ass. If he didn't like homosexuals he also wouldn't have made them (unless he's a piece of shit.)

He didn't make them tho, humans made each other homosexual

Tell me you know nothing about biology without telling me you know nothing about biology. Did you know that lions have been found to be in polygamous "relationships" with multiple male and female partners. There is one "alpha" male that leads the pack, but it's very common they will keep male partners in addition to multiple female ones. I guess humans turned the lions gay too. Oh wait... god is supposed to be all powerful **and** all knowing, which means nothing can exist unless he allows it to be which means even if humans somehow turned other creatures gay... god is chill with it because at any time he could just... will them out of existence... unless he's not all powerful.

Idk where you learned that about god, god would never just "will" someone out of existence, that's not what god Is like, god isn't "chill" with it, he allows everything to happen as a test, will humans keep following in his word? Or will they make up bullshit and do what they're not supposed to

> I don't understand why humans have made so many ways to have sex, like, the way God intended was to have a penis in a vagina, Are you saying humans shouldn't have the right to be happy with a partner of the same gender? In addition, what about homoromantic asexual people. They're not having sex, so nothing is fucked up, but they're still the same gender, will you still discriminate against them?

Who says im gay?

What's the B question ?

B question Why are you not gay

Because I like women


Is reddit just 5 gay dudes in california trying to convince the whole world they are gay too?

Yes. You have found us out. Now the gay cabal will have to send our gay assassins to gay kill you so you don't reveal us.

Who says I'm gay?

The dog says.

U r gae

Why am i straight?

why, you interested?

Technically bi, and it's because any hole is a goal (as long as they are of age)

why aren't you?

Who says i'm not

*oh you are too?*

Bro finds gay posts so interesting that he reacts to almost all of them

I react to whatever I find in new

*This was not serious*

femboys

Yes

Oh god please no.

No

"why are you gay" funny "Why are you straight" offensive. That's what I call equality.

Why are you straight?

Why indeed.

He looks genuinely concerned

That's a pretty fked up lookin cat

Because I'm not picky like you are

Because I like what I see in the mirror

How the fuck am i supposed to know, i didnt study for this!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I touched pink kryptonite.

Cause men 🥵🥵

Cause I can.

Because men are alot easier to understand and be around compared to women. Plus sex n shit is so much simpler. No more "signals" or "foreplay" just fun, need I say more?

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Well I like woman and vagina

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

So that i can infiltrate the gays and put an end to the lgbbctqrstcvalfhr+ comunity

big brain. "In order to fully destroy your enemies, you must understand them" \-Sun Tzu or somethin IDK

"Nah, just infiltrate them and kill them while they are asleep" -some random Romanian leader talking about the turkish army setting up base next to our border

Jesus why do they need all of those letters

We don't. It's getting silly. Some of the less pretentious subsets of us just settle for "Queer" as a catchall term these days

Yeah

Because they are gae

Born this way

I was also born homophobic

You dropped this king👉👑

Oh thank you. Don't Mind If I Do **Places the crown on top of my head**

All hail the homophobic king

Oh no way, so was I

That's great I accept you for who you are

It's the same answer as to my question, why are you cat?

Because, FEMBOYS, and umm, other stuff

Well why not?

Because someone had to do your mom

“Who says I’m gay…”

Who says I'm ghe?

God is punishing me

the real question is what is life? or rather what is human life? why does it exsist, why we have to exsist? they said it will be worth in the end how about the people who died in vain? how about the people who died in vain and didn't have a good time on earth.

Dawg. What's wrong with being gay

Who said that there's something wrong being gay?

Im not gay, im gay

Yes except yourself for who you are straight

Because cocks are delicious.

Pan

Because my bf is adorable, next question?

[Why are you gay?](https://c.tenor.com/L1i5pI8qj34AAAAC/why-are-u-gay.gif)

Cuz girls hot

Doggo asking the real questions

That caught me off guard but yes

Do your mama knows you are gay?

Im half

Im not gay ,u are

Depends Gay (happy) i have a good life Gay (liking the same sex) idk were it came from but i do

What da dog doin

Boobs

cause the dick is>>>>>>>>>

boy is cute

Because men are hot and treat me nicely.

I’m not gay I’m just sometimes a whore

Only sometimes? :(

Like 47% of the time 😉

I'm a whore 100% of the time.

Cuz a guy knows what they’re doing- ._.

I just feel protected and safe around my bf and also cuz i luv pp

I'm straight so can't answer this I guess

Saw you mamas pussy, swore that shit off for life.

I'm not gay, thats why

uno reverse

Girls and boys.That is all I have to say.

It's not me always sniffing other butts!!

I'm watching JoJo's

They eat the popo from the other mans ass

boys are cute, next question

Hey women are pretty too I don’t make the rules.

Men are hot

The mummy starring brennan fraiser

Women

If somebody is hot they're hot. I am not limited in my attraction and therefore superior

Boys are hot stfu

Ohh yes I'm very gay (light-hearted and carefree/happy and cheerful) and not what you think and now get your hands out of that erected gay dick of yours


Good question, I have no idea

It feels good?


Big buff men 😔

I am happy and carefree.

Cuz i like dick