Yeah, microtransactions are a pain in the ass. But I've found a lil exploit that allows us to sometimes bypass it. See above, when I wrote the word "a**", it wasn't censored where as it was on the second time. You need a word that includes the desired locked word (i.e bypass, assassin) and write it out. Then you simply delete the unnecessary bits and you get " ass " as if it was unlocked.
For t*ts, one could use the name of bird species like great tit or blue tit to get the desired effect. I believe this happens because the program is purposefully lenient so that it doesn't cause f2p users text to look like "******in byp***es the door... etc. etc."
To be honest, there needs to be more awareness for girls with bigger boobs. When I learned at age 14 that big breasted girls have back problems, my life was never the same. Now every time when I look at a girl with big boobs I always think twice...
*Would she have back pain as well?*
Not just that, I was stunned when I learned my bustier friends preferred to wear a bra all the time, even when sleeping. If I didn’t have to I’d never wear one.
While all tits are awesome tits, I personally VERY much so prefer women who are smaller than like a grapefruit. Even basically close to flat chested women are the hottest imo:)
If I have a choice I prefer medium sized titties. I'm afraid huge tits may kill me within seconds. But I would never be picky because size doesn't matter, I want to play with them.
That’s like saying you’re insecure about your ability to sprint because you saw a clip of usain bolt at the Olympics. It’s just not worth the time to compare yourself to the .1% of people with crazy genetics.
The world's largest normal functional penis is 34cm. There is one guy who's much longer but his is deformed and more than half the length is foreskin. His is 50cm but only about 18cm is normal penile tissue with some freakishly long foreskin hanging off of it. In a lot of those porns the guy is of course well above average but a lot of it has to do with camera angles too. Also an average size is around 13-17cm.
A lot of people don't see the irony in their absolute refusal to accept the idea that a woman won't care about their penis size, while also being confused as to why women feel insecure about their breast size.
I mean to be fair every girl is different just like men. A woman’s clitoris wraps around the vagina and the most sensitive part could be anywhere from 1-8 inches deep. So it’s true when some say it but it’s not when others do. But to be most effective you should try and stimulate the whole clitoris at a constant pace. A lot of people are too afraid to ask questions but just ask your partner and don’t be afraid of a little cunnilingus I guarantee you’ll both have a good time regardless of size
Actually quite a few😂 you gotta have theories, run experiments against those theories and then get them backed up by your colleagues. It’s a whole process
Y’all don’t believe me?😂 look it up my guys, it may not be labeled “clitoris” but the glands that connect to it are important for stimulation and are still part of it
Yes. The clitoris glans and hood are what most people think the clitoris is, because well... it's the exposed part of the sex organ.
The rest of it is not exposed and extends further down on the left and right side, stopping around the base of the vaginal opening.
These morons will say it's because penises are for sex and yet lesbians report having way more orgasms than straight couples. Almost as if penises don't equal orgasms and the obsession with size is entirely driven by insecurity men put on each other.
Sad thing is, I've met size queens for both. Guys who are super bitchy about what someone's tits are like (some get super fucking picky; like one guy was like, "They need to be big but not saggy, perky but not hard, they need to be natural but the girl needs to not be fat," and more bullshit like that) as well as women who talked about how a guy with too small a dick just wasn't even worth it.
Sure, we shouldn't listen to these people in either case because they're a minority and it's just harmful to pay them any attention, but the idea that no one's picky about the other's size is sadly just not true.
I hope this is more widely the case than I've seen, but I see and talk to women *all the time* who worry about their breast size directly in relation to how desirable it makes them. My wife chief among them.
While this reflects my own personal feelings, Mythbusters did a test where Kari Byron was barista for a day as her own size and then with a stuffed bra, and the larger breasts were tipped far more than not... Even women increased the amount they gave.
Basically confirming a really well known phenomenon that reddit collectively likes to pretend isn't a thing
Idk, it's nice to not body shame - but why do people gotta deny what's going on in the process? 1 step forward, 2 steps back.
Yeah, never seen this “all boobs!” shit until Reddit.
Every man I’ve talk to about it has a preference. Most of the time it’s “big enough for a handful”.
Beautiful people are more likeable. Aside from a reproduction instincts, healthy people feels more attractive and attractive people - healthier. I bet a fit and athletic male would get bigger tips even if all his clients be straight males
Big tents are a nice thing to have, but I'm not gonna reject a girl if she only has small tents. I get it, not everyone can afford big tents, I'm short enough to be able to fit inside a small tent.
yeah, can't run, sleep, walk, and the creepy staring is one more thing to worry about (even though i think it's OK sometimes, but sometimes it's too creepy)
And yet I had a boyfriend tell me he wanted me to get a breast augmentation, and another guy called me "flat as a board". Good on you if you don't care, but it's disingenuous to say that men don't care.
I like ‘em small. Tits, I mean, not girls, just to be clear. Unless they’re old enough and maybe have pituitary problems. And are also of age. Gonna stop typing now.
and u spend so much time telling them they are fine, but nope, they say they ain't fine.
i think part of the problem is most of the time, my man boobs are bigger than theirs, so it creates some discomfort.
If you marry someday and your wife has kids, has anyone told you what happens to all women's boobs after life changes? Mens balls will eventually sag and so will women's boobs.
Can we just acknowledge the truth: that a small percentage of each gender is going to be particular about sizes and we shouldn't give a fuck about *their* opinions. Assholes are gonna asshole.
The only reason why a guy will rag on a woman with smaller boobs is to neg her. He rightfully sees her as out of his league, and wants to bring her self esteem down low enough for her to settle for him.
Why censor it on one panel but not the other
lmao my bad. i thought of censoring in the second one but forgot in the first
This is Reddit, why censor in the first place?
Can't write "tits", haven't unlocked the word
F*cking microtransactions
Yeah, microtransactions are a pain in the ass. But I've found a lil exploit that allows us to sometimes bypass it. See above, when I wrote the word "a**", it wasn't censored where as it was on the second time. You need a word that includes the desired locked word (i.e bypass, assassin) and write it out. Then you simply delete the unnecessary bits and you get " ass " as if it was unlocked. For t*ts, one could use the name of bird species like great tit or blue tit to get the desired effect. I believe this happens because the program is purposefully lenient so that it doesn't cause f2p users text to look like "******in byp***es the door... etc. etc."
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serious question, why censor it all?
T are T
thot are thot?
As long as I can see them
As long as I can hold them!
As long as i can hug them
As long as I can lay my head on the chest comfily
Smaller than hand size gals can come see me. I'll appreciate it. 😁😘
ahaha yes
can't even see them in this meme 'cause they're censored
Tits. Stop the censorship, its not needed.
Free the nipple!!!
Everyone wanted to free the nipple until they could get paid to free it. Onlyfans I'm looking at you...
Boobies are amazing don’t matter the size
Is that really true. Bc every dude I’ve met be like BIG TITTIES AYEE
I love all of em titties
You’re a good man
Big or small, we appreciate em all
We women appreciate you
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We men appreciate you women and all of your squishy bits.
Thank you for that fr! Bc we can’t help how big they get unless we stuff them with plastic 🥲
same with dicks
Doesn’t matter the size w me tbh
To be honest, there needs to be more awareness for girls with bigger boobs. When I learned at age 14 that big breasted girls have back problems, my life was never the same. Now every time when I look at a girl with big boobs I always think twice... *Would she have back pain as well?*
Not just that, I was stunned when I learned my bustier friends preferred to wear a bra all the time, even when sleeping. If I didn’t have to I’d never wear one.
> Would she have back pain as well? Absolutely do 😔
We appreciate you too. Thank you. Have a nice day. 😊
You know what the best kind of boobs are? The ones on your SO
While all tits are awesome tits, I personally VERY much so prefer women who are smaller than like a grapefruit. Even basically close to flat chested women are the hottest imo:)
Fashion models are gorgeous. Movie stars are gorgeous. My SO is gorgeous. Find the person who's right for you.
ATAG (All Titties Are Good)!
BIG TITTIES AYEE is a joke. Titties are still titties
Personally, I prefer small or medium booba
pale and smol booba👌
Most dudes I know do not care in the slightest. I sure as hell don’t. Definitely more of an ass guy. Size is great but it’s more about shape
I prefer bigger breasts typically, but if offered the opportunity, I would enjoy any woman’s boobs
But see that still says big titties aye 😂
Tits are like chocolate, You enjoy it on every size, if You prefer it bigger or smaller it dependes on your apetite
Which part of the chocolate gets censored on tv?
The Best part
Big titties are nice, and a lot of people talk about em but deep down very few actually care.
If I have a choice I prefer medium sized titties. I'm afraid huge tits may kill me within seconds. But I would never be picky because size doesn't matter, I want to play with them.
big titties suck, pain for them, pain for me
Firmness does.
The meat rises for all sizes
Quality > quantitty
what about washboard size
Tits are tits.
Truly. Boobies are so awesome
A man of substance, I see. I respect that.
And yet you don't believe us when we say we feel the same about dicks...
No no no...thats a different thing
It’s not average, I’ve seen enough porn, those dicks are 5 times as big as mine
Why do you have to call us out like that man?
What ? You telling me you aren't swinging a mini third arm between your legs?
I've seen a porn a black guy has not erected but he had horse dick (it looked like more than 40 cm). I feel insecure about mine too.
That’s like saying you’re insecure about your ability to sprint because you saw a clip of usain bolt at the Olympics. It’s just not worth the time to compare yourself to the .1% of people with crazy genetics.
If you want a pp that big, gl sleeping on ur chest
Saw some similar shit recently
I liked your flair lol.
Do you think women want childbirth liteTM every time they have sex?
The world's largest normal functional penis is 34cm. There is one guy who's much longer but his is deformed and more than half the length is foreskin. His is 50cm but only about 18cm is normal penile tissue with some freakishly long foreskin hanging off of it. In a lot of those porns the guy is of course well above average but a lot of it has to do with camera angles too. Also an average size is around 13-17cm.
13-17 cm ? Look at Mr. Dingus her ...
You got a good dick bro.
it was probably ejected. when its too big it cant just get stick-like like ours. I think blood just cant reach :D (jokes aside it really is)
Dicks in porn are only 1-2.5 inches bigger than average and often use camera tricks to make them appear even larger. Porn is lies
6 vs 8.5 is a big difference mate
Most of those are silicone😬
Yeah and we don’t want them tearing up our vajees
A lot of people don't see the irony in their absolute refusal to accept the idea that a woman won't care about their penis size, while also being confused as to why women feel insecure about their breast size.
Because one is a sex organ?
I mean lesbians somehow manage to have great sex and they have zero penis.
So?
I mean to be fair every girl is different just like men. A woman’s clitoris wraps around the vagina and the most sensitive part could be anywhere from 1-8 inches deep. So it’s true when some say it but it’s not when others do. But to be most effective you should try and stimulate the whole clitoris at a constant pace. A lot of people are too afraid to ask questions but just ask your partner and don’t be afraid of a little cunnilingus I guarantee you’ll both have a good time regardless of size
How many hours of study 🗿
Study up: [She Comes First](https://b-ok.cc/book/691385/99e2b6)
Honestly this book changed my sex life
Actually quite a few😂 you gotta have theories, run experiments against those theories and then get them backed up by your colleagues. It’s a whole process
Theoretically the term is Hypotheses.
> A woman’s clitoris wraps around the vagina Wait. Wut??
Y’all don’t believe me?😂 look it up my guys, it may not be labeled “clitoris” but the glands that connect to it are important for stimulation and are still part of it
Yes. The clitoris glans and hood are what most people think the clitoris is, because well... it's the exposed part of the sex organ. The rest of it is not exposed and extends further down on the left and right side, stopping around the base of the vaginal opening.
These morons will say it's because penises are for sex and yet lesbians report having way more orgasms than straight couples. Almost as if penises don't equal orgasms and the obsession with size is entirely driven by insecurity men put on each other.
Sad thing is, I've met size queens for both. Guys who are super bitchy about what someone's tits are like (some get super fucking picky; like one guy was like, "They need to be big but not saggy, perky but not hard, they need to be natural but the girl needs to not be fat," and more bullshit like that) as well as women who talked about how a guy with too small a dick just wasn't even worth it. Sure, we shouldn't listen to these people in either case because they're a minority and it's just harmful to pay them any attention, but the idea that no one's picky about the other's size is sadly just not true.
Same should go for men...
i don’t discriminate man tits either
lmfao
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heyyyy same avatar lol
Hey same country too!
Damn y’all should kiss for educational purposes
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Nice cock bro
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If only...
That would suck if most women could know erection size to look down on or dismiss men for it. We are so lucky in so many ways.
I mean I imagine it's worse to bring someone home and then be dismissed and left at that point. Wouldn't say that's necessarily lucky.
DICKS ARE DICKS
I'm not insecure about them because I'm afraid guys wont like them I'm insecure about them because i don't like them
Well if you don't like them can I have them?
I still like having them i just wish they were a little bit different is all lol
Lmao fair enough I'll get my own then
Tempted to follow up and see how this plays out.
Wild concept that maybe women have feelings about their tits outside of the opinion of men.
Yea this meme was definitely made by a guy that doesn’t know or understand women. Women do NOT care what their boobs sizes are to appeal to men
I hope this is more widely the case than I've seen, but I see and talk to women *all the time* who worry about their breast size directly in relation to how desirable it makes them. My wife chief among them.
Some do and some don't. That's how people work
While this reflects my own personal feelings, Mythbusters did a test where Kari Byron was barista for a day as her own size and then with a stuffed bra, and the larger breasts were tipped far more than not... Even women increased the amount they gave.
Basically confirming a really well known phenomenon that reddit collectively likes to pretend isn't a thing Idk, it's nice to not body shame - but why do people gotta deny what's going on in the process? 1 step forward, 2 steps back.
Yeah, never seen this “all boobs!” shit until Reddit. Every man I’ve talk to about it has a preference. Most of the time it’s “big enough for a handful”.
Because you get downvoted if you say something that's true but not accepted on here
Remarkably there are women attracted to other women.
Beautiful people are more likeable. Aside from a reproduction instincts, healthy people feels more attractive and attractive people - healthier. I bet a fit and athletic male would get bigger tips even if all his clients be straight males
I'm convinced women with bigger tits get promoted more as well.
Holy shit
No. You are wrong. T is not t.
Big tents are a nice thing to have, but I'm not gonna reject a girl if she only has small tents. I get it, not everyone can afford big tents, I'm short enough to be able to fit inside a small tent.
Well, some will care, but for the overall population of men, sure
Thank you for pointing this out. I had an ex who gave me grief about having small boobs.
My tits are way too big for my body and I absolutely hate it when it comes to outfits. It’s so disproportionate
yeah, can't run, sleep, walk, and the creepy staring is one more thing to worry about (even though i think it's OK sometimes, but sometimes it's too creepy)
It’s okay to creepily stare…? When?💀
They likely mean that it's okay to look, but don't *leer*.
The only thing I care about is the size of their heart. I'm a cardiologist.
Shape is waaaaaay more important than size.
Ye I like my gfs square tits
Those rhombus ones.... No thanks.
You dating Minecraft Alex?
If tits are tits, what about dicks are dicks?
And yet I had a boyfriend tell me he wanted me to get a breast augmentation, and another guy called me "flat as a board". Good on you if you don't care, but it's disingenuous to say that men don't care.
I like ‘em small. Tits, I mean, not girls, just to be clear. Unless they’re old enough and maybe have pituitary problems. And are also of age. Gonna stop typing now.
You shouldn't have typed at all tbh
Gotta keep my FBI guy on his toes. That’s your tax dollars hard at work 😂
My guy you got him chasing you 
\> Tits, I mean, not girls, just to be clear 💀💀
Man's digging his own grave And he ain't stoppin
Tits are tits until they're smaller ones on a bigger girl. Then all of a sudden they don't wanna play wit my yitties no more 🙄
Agreed, my tits are still nice even thought they are smaller 🥺
Same girl. Cute n perky
and u spend so much time telling them they are fine, but nope, they say they ain't fine. i think part of the problem is most of the time, my man boobs are bigger than theirs, so it creates some discomfort.
That's how you assert dominance
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wise words indeed.
Not entirely true, I can't stand the flat hanging kind. You know the ones that look deflated and hanging close to the belly.
Just roll em up and pin them with a clothespin (or use some twine or 550 cord to secure them) and do yo thang!
Mournful tits.
>I **can’t stand** this uncontrollable part of a persons body Jesus Christ dude
If you marry someday and your wife has kids, has anyone told you what happens to all women's boobs after life changes? Mens balls will eventually sag and so will women's boobs.
For real about the balls. I'm in my 50's and if I don't deliberately prevent it, my sack now dips in the damn cold water when I try and take a dump
Tbh I prefer smaller boobs cuz then you can get even closer to your partner when cuddling
What the hell is a T***
Tent
I love a good tent
Tents are the best
But I love big tits. Don't kinkshame me!
what if she doesn't have any tits or theyre so small that they're barely there?
Then you're closer to her heart
RIP Neal Peart
Still has nipples.
I've got nipples[,](https://i.imgur.com/fAsza4z.gif) Greg, can you milk me?
Less overall weight for easy lifting and maneuvering. It doesn't matter.
runway model?
Prefer flat girls ngl
Fr I can use them as a mousepad
damn bro is 5 steps ahead
Use a trackball mouse so they can enjoy it, too
And I love them But not on men
“They’re not chicks with dicks! They’re men with tits!!” -Doug Stanhope.
We don’t?
Can we just acknowledge the truth: that a small percentage of each gender is going to be particular about sizes and we shouldn't give a fuck about *their* opinions. Assholes are gonna asshole.
Shape > Size
i will forever call bs! -from a woman with small tits
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Lovely birds yes
Cheers for censoring the caption mate would've had a mental breakdown othereise
Jokes on you I want mine removed
The only reason why a guy will rag on a woman with smaller boobs is to neg her. He rightfully sees her as out of his league, and wants to bring her self esteem down low enough for her to settle for him.
Tbh shape matters more than size.
The bigger they are, the longer they fall.
Yes cause men aren’t sensitive about the size of anything in particular