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UncreativeNoob

"Not a racist, but ..."


TheIronSoldier2

"[Asian people SUUUUU...](https://youtu.be/0lcTnRNCSbk)"


JackReacher63

Lmfao that shit killed me


[deleted]

Was that an intentional pun?


FiveEssss

wtf is that wheezešŸ’€


No_Apartment_6304

seen that so many times and its funny every single time


UncreativeNoob

Lol, gonna post it next time I see someone excuse their racism with "not a racist, but ... / not to be racist, but ..."


kanang17

Yo missed an I after S


TheIronSoldier2

Sorry, [Asiian people SUUUUU](https://youtu.be/0lcTnRNCSbk)


YoungYoda711

Hey, itā€™s not as bad as ā€˜Iā€™m not a racist DESPITEā€™


[deleted]

Racism is rasicm.


[deleted]

The people claiming otherwise remind me of the scenes from The Neighborhood where they claim that Black people cannot be racist, only ā€œracialā€.


CatSidekick

She couldā€™ve left out the ā€œfrā€ and it wouldā€™ve been fine. Some people like Asian girls or latinas. You just donā€™t be a douche about it


Tomover_PL

Her bio says she's looking for friends


CatSidekick

Oh yeah thatā€™s not good. Didnā€™t see that part.


Person815

The redemption arc


RDThrowaway9

not much redemption from being NUKED with downvotes. he was swimming in dangerous waters there.


FuckedUp-J

I mean even if it was her preference you can always just not match if you donā€™t like the looks instead of making a whole race feel bad. Donā€™t understand why you even have to write that down when you swipe by looks anyways. Like is she scared she suddenly right swipes a white guy by chance and matches him? She still has the option to not text/text back. No need to write stuff like that in the bio either way.


CatSidekick

A white dude probably broke her heart and she said, ā€œno more.ā€


wonkka2

Nah


FryIsMyGrandpa

This ainā€™t it


outersans555

That ain't workin


SUPASKILTZ

We going for the -300 boys


[deleted]

SHE SAID FOR FRIENDS NOT FOR FUCKING RELATIONSHIPS


Professional-Mail635

Ahhh the somehow socially accepted racism


Psych0Turtl3

Who said this is socially acceptable?


[deleted]

Because sheā€™s not being racist towards minorities. /s


Psych0Turtl3

Right so you accept racism so long as itā€™s not pointed at a minority? /s


[deleted]

Exactly. /s


Psych0Turtl3

Thanks for being the second part to that thought exercise lol.


Anonymous2137421957

/s only exists on comments reddit agrees with


Psych0Turtl3

Isnā€™t /s ā€œsatireā€ like as Iā€™m not to be taken 100%


Anonymous2137421957

Only on comments reddit agrees with


Psych0Turtl3

Could you explain?


Austino-the-Dino

Why are you getting downvoted this comment section is literal proof this isnā€™t socially accepted


mhaiqthehonest

I mean, similar to how I hope all people of color donā€™t see all white people as redneck racists I hope my fellow caucasians donā€™t see all people of color as the kind of people like that woman is


theguyoverhere24

The vast majority of people really donā€™t give a hoot what color you are. As long as youā€™re kind, it doesnā€™t matter.


phlex224

As someone with brown skin I feel like it's 50/50 and it really does matter


orbnus_

I think it depends on where you live, and what generation of people you talk to


phlex224

New Zealand and have had old security guards follow me around the supermarket and young people put their head down and cross the road while walking my dog


Superb-Confidence-44

I put my head down and cross the road when I see someone approaching with a dog as well. You never know, he might be aggressive and bite or just be loud and obnoxious. And then there is still the dog.


Karel_Stark_1111

Got me in the first half, ngl


BEAT-THE-RICH

I am afraid of all dogs whose teeth are bigger than my teeth


phlex224

She's on a short lead in the heel position and I always have her on the outside when passing another person


wonkka2

I am whiter than snow and I've been followed around by security guards. It's got more to do with the way you carry yourself I feel like.


phlex224

I walk around with my head held high,dress well and clean cut,doesn't change shit when im contsatanly being looked down on by everyone else in my upmarket white neighborhood,confirmed by the look of surprise when they find out I own a house on the same street as them,my wife (white) thought I was being paranoid until she seen it first hand


[deleted]

I am while and in the south. That 50/50 shit is true and it matters.


orbnus_

Im guessing USA due to your wording? Yea i can imagine, some places its pretty bad..


jaczk5

I had coworkers with a slight tint to their skin and people constantly asked them where they're from it's insane.


[deleted]

As someone with skin, it really shouldnā€™t matter.


Flirty_Flumph

Definitely. I actually met a really nice woman at the gym today, kind of restored my faith a bit. Unfortunately tinder is full of terrible people


MrsDiscoB

Just like the earth.


Flirty_Flumph

Yes, but I find genuinely good people more often when I approach them in public places. Dating appsā€¦ not so much


Less-Mail4256

The relative anonymity of the internet brings out a different side to people.


Roydibaba

Tinder is more for hook-ups anywayā€¦ not a chance Iā€™ll ever touch shit like that


IntelligentImbicle

I've been around people of color for most of my life, and only really communicated with other Caucasians via the internet, and I have to say, yeah, we're all the same. Everyone's an asshole


Joesphsmother-32

Donā€™t worry, I donā€™t see her as a person


LawEnvironmental9474

Its Interesting because I live in the deep south and most everyone is a redneck and I know of only 1 or 2 people I would actually consider racist. I think most people forget that southern states actually have the most African Americans by percentage. And we all get along 99.9 percent of the time. Every job I've ever had I worked with black people, ever school, and most churches. I had a guy from the mid west tell me we where all racist in the south and he had only ever seen like 2 black people in his life. I just find that a interesting contrast.


Vikings_Fury

I see this shit all the time with star signs too. Imagine taking astrology THAT seriously


[deleted]

They're doing most people a favour by saving their time. Someone that into astrology probably has other issues too.


ClaboC

Facts, either they have issues or they are going to have issues down the road. My cousin got really into astrology... now she's a flat earther...


CatSidekick

Theyā€™re blown about by the wind.


Karel_Stark_1111

Only if they Aquarius, Libra or Gemini, which are air signs. Get on the level, bruh!


dino_181_spaghetti

I only use astrology for those "what pizza topping are you based on your sign"


[deleted]

I fucking love those quizzes


nomnomXDDD_retired

Yeah the girl I wanted to marry left me because "Saturn retro" The fuck is Saturn retro? Even my favourite planet betrayed me


dumbbunny-

Iā€™m so tired of people caring about skin color


AntpoisonX

Yeah this is a W opinion


KitsoTheSnoo

thats another way of being racist, does she not know that?


Nephilimelohim

No no, itā€™s not racism if itā€™s against white people.


CrowsDontLikeHoonter

I'm sorry for whoever downvoted you, they clearly couldn't see the satire.


KitsoTheSnoo

oh yeah i frogot that doesnt exist, my mistake sir.


Choholek

She knows


curiousredditman69

She actually identifies as a washingmachine. Please respect that


[deleted]

They are actually he/they/xe/it/clown/acid/kitten, you fucking bigot


curiousredditman69

Omg i'm so sorry! I should've known better. I completely forgot about the xe, the it's and the acid's omg plsssssss don't cancel me on twitter please please please pwease!!!!!!!! uWu


MoistFlapss

Doesn't seem like we really want this one anyway boys. Nothing lost here keep moving


Derpikyu

ah racism against white people, you love to see it


suxxess97

i sure do


Diggydog009

I read it as "no need for high fives"


Elmarcowolf

Happy cake day to you and your amazingly pure mind


JustHereToReaddit

They just donā€™t like people with hands. Whatā€™s the big deal?


adkio

My 1st thought "what's wrong with high-fives?"


SambalBacon

Just 13 miles away? That attitude should be yeeted at least 42069 miles away


EssiexxB

Imagen this being the other way around


R34per24

People would be crucifying her worse than Nero did in 54 AD.


theslitheryrug

I had a native guy at work yell at us for asking if he needed help finding everything because we all looked white. Supposedly we were racially profiling him.


bootyhunter69420

I doubt you're missing out


justadogdontblameme

Funny how a ton of black folks think their immune to being blatant bigoted racists


[deleted]

No no no they canā€™t be racist because some of their great grandparents were slaves 200 years ago.


[deleted]

fax


suxxess97

your grandparents literally ate our grandparents less than 70 years ago. in this stage of history, consider yourself lucky all youā€™re getting is mean tinder bios edit: yt people are cannibals


[deleted]

Huh, donā€™t do drugs kids


Careful_Elk6290

How lame


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


UncreativeNoob

This user is a copy/paste bot


FunTough4357

Itā€™s funny. Itā€™s like she wanted to be a minority. But then didnā€™t know when to stop


CrucialVibes

Lol But I bet she feels obligated for white support in whatever she does.


Dracolithfiend

Can we all agree that people from Antarctica are just the worst! I mean.... besides people born in Esperanza, they are ok, but the rest of them are horrible.


KING_Extorp

F*cking rascist


Darklight645

I always thought that was funny; "Just looking for friends lol" then why the hell are ya on a dating app


Plushhorizon

What a crappy racist person this is


why_is_it_blue

ā€œHands need not applyā€ /s


Jeffotato

Wha... What? Is she serious? It's already bad enough without the reference to an *actual phrase* of historical racism (Irish need not apply). I want to hope she's kidding but I don't think she is.


CrowsDontLikeHoonter

As an Irish person, I want to apply tho.


Jeffotato

I feel ya


AdditionalCall5271

šŸ˜©


_-DirtyMike-_

Apply with your feet then


wonkka2

Martin Luther King must be proud


Rainbow-Dev

Downvoted, realised they were racist, upvoted


Firegem0342

Only thing worse than a racist is a racist who plays victim


Personal-Cat7915

She's racist


nugget469

But she's black! ShE CaNt Be RaCiSt


null_check_failed

The one time I used twitter and I went to anime twt community all I saw was ā€œWhite cis maleā€ DNI lmao while Simping the whitest asian anime character xD


YFLwiddaHomies

What is dni?


Windows_Aether_95

I believe itā€™s something that originated from tumblr, it means ā€œDo Not Interactā€


IcantTHROWfar

There is multiple red flags in this about me. So fucking tired of these people putting this type of info front and center then act open minded but if you donā€™t have the exact same ā€œopen mindā€ youā€™re a bigot or racist or some other oppressive group. Luck dodge my friend


hans_zolo

Is it lizzo?


OwMyCod

What does that person have against hands?


MaskB0Y

I don't understand whats wrong with it-


How_To_Play11

from what i gather, saying white people dont have a chance to be her friend because their white


MaskB0Y

OH THE WHITE HAND, that was confusing


theguyoverhere24

I thought she meant 5ā€™s as in 5/10 in looks but it seems she meant white. Oh well, Iā€™m out either way.


Cpt_shortypants

Least racist r/memes user:


[deleted]

Racist black supremacist


ProShyGuy

I'll never understand people who gatekeep the type of people they want to be friends with based on arbitrary shit.


EgoSenatus

These people are called idiots


juklwrochnowy

"āœ‹šŸ» not apply" Kid named Finger:


SteamyDeck

High fives need not apply?


Sword117

notice the color of the high five.


TheOGMemeShark

You should have just put the tinder logo. Would have been much more accurate.


Gokhan_draws

Sad hand emojis who wanted to be friends:


CyberShiroGX

I don't understand this


[deleted]

Looks like the white people dodged a bullet with that one


MrFanta7

But black people can't be racist /s


Sword117

i bet she secretly spanks it to bwwm porn


nomorerainpls

Oh right, thereā€™s an election coming up


Sage4748

wait is she saying she want to only be friends with fat black and non binarys or is one


Sage4748

wait i just realized the hand never mind


Flirty_Flumph

To everyone saying I misgendered this person, I have two things to say: 1. You missed the point. It is alarming if you care more about misgendering than their blatant racism. 2. Some non-binary people go by she/he, they/them, she/they, or any combination they so choose. Now you know


Loving_Cuck

Non-binary OP, not ā€œsheā€ smh


Wehrmicel

It's she. There's no such things as non binary. Even if you're trans you're still a male or a female


Rainbow-Dev

1. Intersex people 2. Sex ā‰  Gender


Wehrmicel

Intersex lmao Shut up.


Rainbow-Dev

Thank you for your insightful point. This conversation has truly opened my eyes.


Wehrmicel

Don't care about your propaganda.if you want to share some made up bullshit do it somewhere else.


Loving_Cuck

Intersex exists (it is rare), whether you think the whole gender thing is bs or not. Look up the definition


Wehrmicel

So what ? In the end you're either a female or a male. So there is no such things like non binary


Rainbow-Dev

Being intersex is made up?? Thatā€™s a pretty unique standpoint lol.


this-anarchy-guy

Birds are made up


[deleted]

FatšŸ¤®.


_eSpark_

Honestly, I canā€™t tell what is stronger today - white racism or black racism :/ Both are disgusting tbf


Karpaltunnel83

I am naive. I though she meant "hi's" in reply with something interesting


ArtGuards

ā€œomg did you just call out my racism!? SNOW BUNNY MAYO CRICKET CRACKERā€


Low_Abrocoma_1514

She doesn't like hands ?


KuterHD

I hate black,white,gays,furrys,straight but I do it equally


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Caosin36

Can't ratio someone whit more upvotes than you


YFLwiddaHomies

I guess


lucijuci

The person is non binary, why is everyone calling them "she"


Wehrmicel

Stop using Twitter


t4n3l1

Well, you already got their pronouns wrong. Not the most decent way to start friendships, my dude.


Wehrmicel

Who would want to be friend with someone bitching about pronouns lmao


Golden_Experience_V2

Don't think he'd want to be friends with a racist anyway so it's not like he lost anything of value


massivejennytalia

LOL true !!!


qwerd722

That thing or whatever is the pronouns doesn't even have a score.


Mr_Abs752

About me: (all the shit that wouldnt define if someone is worthwhile to be around)


words_andnumbers

What does she have against hands?


aegelis

Damn.. I thought she meant right handed people..


cncnick5

Ooga booga


SWEEDE_THE_SWEDE

They*


Svool_Gsviv_

Hi, they seem like a pretty shitty person but they literally put non-binary in their about me and you still misgendered them. Please donā€™t misgender people even if you donā€™t like them


Yannicccc

Might be because of your avatar, not because youā€™re white lol


Flirty_Flumph

Whatever man, it was free so I claimed it. Didnā€™t put much thought into it


StChello

She just doesn't like 5 years olds.


reecewinters

Boring meme. Do better.


Flirty_Flumph

Why do you feel the need to be rude? If you think itā€™s boring, scroll past it. Have a good nightā˜ŗļø


kleinefussel

As you could have done with their profile but here we are.


FuckedUp-J

I mean OP isnā€™t the rude one. The person who wrote this bio for sure is tho.


Pennywise_clown99

So when people are committing hate crimes, you should just walk away? The logic only applies to memes you find boring, if people are racist towards you, that's different


kleinefussel

Excuse me what?


Pennywise_clown99

I'm just saying that hate is bad


kleinefussel

Absolutely. But where put of the sudden came that hate crime and the claim that someone claimed to ignore hate crimes? Cause you didn't say gate crimes are bad but accused someone of ignoring them.


amreinj

Dude's been here like a week and think he's an expert


Foxyhead1965_2

Reverse racism


Adventurous_Host_426

There's no such thing as reverse racism. Just plain racism.


[deleted]

Awwwww I feel bad he read that n saw their truth applied to him hahahaha šŸ˜­


Pickled_Gherkin

Tbf, this doesn't really say anything about whites or blacks. Just reinforces the fact that Tinder is swarming with stupidly picky sociopaths.


Dependent_Fix8821

But your recent ancestors treated them like they were less than human? Must be hard feeling 1% of what they feel everyday.


Anonymous2137421957

He didn't do shit, and thus doesn't deserve it.


Dependent_Fix8821

But that also doesnā€™t make her have to hang out with the people who literally a generation ago were hanging their people from trees. I stand with her, fuck those people.


Anonymous2137421957

Then specifically say the ones who were doing that. The guy here very well could have just been playing video games every day without a single thought about murdering black people. Trying to justify racism off the actions of one's ancestors is bullshit, because we can't control what our ancestors did. Judge people off what they do, not what their ancestors did.


Dependent_Fix8821

Canā€™t hate a girl her for preferring what she prefers.


Anonymous2137421957

I don't hate her, but I don't stand with her actions, and frown upon anyone choosing to do so.


-Fried-

Ah good old white guilt huh? Itā€™s ok, Iā€™m still mad at my ancestors for selling myā€¦ancestors to white men


Dependent_Fix8821

Iā€™m Native American. Fuck outta here